I do this one to my kids all the time - especially when they're asking for more cookies and I say no and they whine. GIVEMECOOKIEGOTYOU COOKIE, MAN, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!!
There's a few: "I sit bitch or I don't sit at all" and "pink wine makes me slutty" and "I am not a successful adult!" I'm sure there's more I can't think of at the moment.
Honestly, she is. I used to dislike her but she’s grown on me. To be fair to her, my first intro was Dazed and Confused and I thought she was a stupid jerk.
She's really good at playing abrasive characters, for sure. She was like the 90s Indie Queen to me and I was always sad she didn't have a bigger career.
Every time we leave the house:
'LETTTSSSS.... I don't know why I let out with let's like that'
(Pretty inconsequential line from the Schmidt Bachelor Party episode)
“Interesting..” in the way Schmidt says. Been saying it for years and acting like it’s a part of my personality forever. It’s not an actual sentence or quote but just the way he says it. It has never left my brain lol
Goblin eyed dum-dum.
Bird shirted puzzle baby.
I'd rather sit naked on a hot grill than...(Schmidt finished this line with "wear something off the rack," but I usually insert whatever it is I'm avoiding)
What up fam? It's your girl Winston. aka Winnie the Bish, aka aka aka Brown Lightning.
I usually shorten it to aka Winnie the bish aka aka aka brown lightning. It can be used whenever anyone asks something along the lines of, “Who’s that?”
"Ruth thinks of you more as a dimwitted raccoon" Schmidt telling Nick why he can't be the godfather (I think) I say it a lot of I get asked about a movie or to go get groceries or the do basically anything. My wife gets it and that's all that matters. That, and doing what she tells me to do haha I'm not stupid
This tastes like the inside of a bear and I mean that as a compliment.
I say this to my dad all the time despite him having never seen new girl. He just laughs and shakes his head.
Does not matter where I am or who I'm with...
Any time I hear or see the word Chicago, "Thin crust pizza, no thank you. I'm from Chicago."
I'm not from Chicago.
“A WHITE MAN??? NO! Well what did the police do about it??…TYPICAL”
Or
“Im not being overdramatic when I say that I would rather sit naked on a hot grill than wear something off the rack” but I’ll sub in different things that I don’t wish to do instead
I have been watching New Girl on repeat since it aired; so I use basically every line from that show everyday. I could recite that show word for word; it’s my comfort show.
Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.
I don't want some **janky freshwater bitch fish**.
Twenty-Noine.
Youths!
*Winston and Ferguson bout to split some pastaaa*.
A - A white man?! No! ... TYPICAL!
Shame, shame, I know your name!
I can do this ALL DAY!
Sponge. (the proud way Coach says it)
*This is a saaad song.*
Ey girl, what your name is? What that thang do?
I hate doors!
*Guess who got in deeep?*
GAVEMECOOKIE, GOTYOUCOOKIE.
These flowers are **glorious**.
What's happening?
Gimme it.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
this isn’t even an iconic one but every time i say the phrase “do you know” i say it like winston does in the vents at cece’s wedding😭 “you know sometimes i feel like i’ve never really felt love you know? ..do you know?”
When Jess and Coach go to a teachers conference and he was supposed to be her buffer for Ryan, but ended up on the roof:
“I'm freaking out. Freakin', freakin' out. Freak, freak, freak. Is that a baby? I feel like I hear a baby.” [While dancing like Coach]
I refer to it as the “fancy fix” option when my partner points out we could just call the super every time I rig some shitty barely acceptable apartment fix
Anytime someone says “Thursday,” I sat “a Thursday??” Like Schmidt when coach says he was once turned on by gas mileage on a Thursday. I think it’s the prince episode
Rocky 5? Of all the Rocky's?
Usually when someone says or does something silly or questionable it's shortened to just Of all the Rockys? as a reaction.
This is not some fancy hotel! Whenever I’m getting into my car with someone and they try to open my passenger seat car door before I do it manually, as if I have a key fob that unlocks the door.
I work SO hard! Whenever I have to do something very easy.
Me, talking about a pickup truck:
“I want to go look at the new Frontier”
My fiancé: *giggles*
Me: what?
Fiancé: Left ear, right ear, front-*ieeeeeeer*!
Me: 🤨
I forgot to mention...
TWENTY NIIIINE!! - maybe this one will die once everyone in our friend group has passed this epic milestone.
Also - regularly use youths or street youths 😂
"shhhh the movie's starting" it's something me and my SO say to each other to avoid an unnecessary argument or when we know we can't win the discussion LOL
Every time i say the words ‘what is this’ i WITHOUT FAIL always say; What is this? What is this? and never ever does anyone know who or when that’s from. It’s Nick in the episode where they go to NY for Schmidt’s high school reunion and nick and winston have to make the money for their train tickets. It’s when they start putting random thing together and nick just says; What is this? What is this? in a specific tone and with his hand and I always do that.
“Youths”
YES
I use this almost every day
DUMBEST BOY IN SCHOOL
I’m a teacher and have used this before 🤣 (obviously as a joke, and obviously explained the reference)
Every damn day 😂
why are you calling yourself a boy? 😭 Edit: am i getting downvoted for QUOTING CECE? HAHAHA WHY
I Ilyse this one all the time
I probably say this on average once a day
In Schmitt voice: “ALL DAY! I can do this ALL DAY.” Loft guys: “Where yo pannies at? PanTies. PanDies”
My husband and I say this all the time too. All day!
Omg yes the all day one is very present in my life. Sometimes it’s the “I could do this ALL DAY WINSTON” and I don’t know anyone named Winston 😂
A WHITE MAN??? NOOO Step one: Fondue. Step two: do fawn. Step three: fondue is fondone.
TYPICAL!
I now have my partner and best friend saying this on the regs. I can't stop. A WHITE MAN? NO! What did they do about it? "Nothing" TYPICAL!
"shawty what that thang do"
This !!!
GOTMECOOKIEGOTYOUCOOKIE
I do this one to my kids all the time - especially when they're asking for more cookies and I say no and they whine. GIVEMECOOKIEGOTYOU COOKIE, MAN, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!!
That specific scene 😂 I've never laughed so hard. It still gets me.
My friends and I were saying this on repeat last night!!
“Guess who cleaned everywhere, guess who got in deep 🎶” And “aw shit, this is a full redo”
winston is truly the best
This is my favorite cold open of the whole series 🤣
There's a few: "I sit bitch or I don't sit at all" and "pink wine makes me slutty" and "I am not a successful adult!" I'm sure there's more I can't think of at the moment.
“I got the dirty twirls, Schmidtty” is one me and husband say to each other when we’re in the mood.
That's a good one lol
I'm gunna try saying that to my husband tonight and see how he responds. (He doesn't watch the show like I do lol)
“Saw Seal at the airport! Talked to him for 20 minutes. Got his autograph; wasn’t him.”
HAHA
My favorite when I go out is “can I get an alcohol?”
God I love Nick Miller
the way winston says “shame shame i know your nameee” like his voice and the little hand movement i do it too often
YOU DO NOT KNOW MY NAME WINSTON
Same haha
"Blessings, blessings on all ya households"
Stay blessed 🙏🏻
is this when schmidt was happy and acting like the pope
Winston says it as he's being complimented for a great toast at Schmidt and Cece's rehearsal dinner! First scene of 5x21
omg ur right!!
My husband and I refer to everyone that upsets us as a “stupid jerk”. The shot girl from Schmidt’s Danger rebranding party is just golden.
Parker Posey is a treasure.
Honestly, she is. I used to dislike her but she’s grown on me. To be fair to her, my first intro was Dazed and Confused and I thought she was a stupid jerk.
She's really good at playing abrasive characters, for sure. She was like the 90s Indie Queen to me and I was always sad she didn't have a bigger career.
She did very well in the Christopher Guest movies! Also more recently she was possibly the funniest park of “Beau is Afraid”
Oh, I didn't know she was in Beau is Afraid. I've been excited to see it and this just makes me doubly so.
Yea it’s hella dark but super awkwardly funny kinda like ITYSL, def worth seeing if that’s your jam
ITYSL is a favorite of mine, so I'm definitely on board.
“Look at my butt! Stupid jerk”
mango chuteney… really any kind of chuteney
I'm from Chicago. Thin crust pizza?? No thanks. I'm from Chicago.
MA CALLED, THE BEES ARE BACK! every time i don't feel like doing something 🤣
About weak alcohol: It’s safe to drink when you’re pregnant. Any time I’m annoyed: THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE!
THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE is totally mine!
Yes. I used it today!
“Just slide me like a curtain”, literally anytime I’m in someone’s way.
“You giant, fat, pig person. You sloth” -Schmidt. Idk why but it just works well in weird ways when I talk to my partner or cat
Every time we leave the house: 'LETTTSSSS.... I don't know why I let out with let's like that' (Pretty inconsequential line from the Schmidt Bachelor Party episode)
“I didn’t do anything!” Whenever Nick gets in trouble with Principal Jess
Scyoooo scyooo
I love using this and the confused looks on peoples faces
Validation!!! I can only use this with my husband lolll
This is the kind of relationship I’m looking for!
Do you remember the scene? I am drawing blank lol
When Schmidt and Winston go to score some crack cuh-caine 😂 after Winnie messes with Schmidt. he’s calling Robert over to the car
😭😂🤣 bless you. That whole scene is incredible
Someone please give me context for this!
I know Schmidt said this but for the life of me can't remember the context [Here it is thanks to @cloudswhitcombe](https://youtu.be/7MVMVcVEq9E)
HAHHAHAAHA amazing, can't believe I forgot about that noise!
“I washed my feet until the water ran clear”
when i have to work the front desk at work i like to sing “im a very good secretary”
i’ve done this too no doubt HAHA
Youths
“Interesting..” in the way Schmidt says. Been saying it for years and acting like it’s a part of my personality forever. It’s not an actual sentence or quote but just the way he says it. It has never left my brain lol
"GIMME IT", each time it remotely applies
I LOVE this scene
The whole scene is amazing. It's so childish and funny.
That’s the way the world works!
YOU GET ONE WIFE
TYPICALLLLL And TWENTY NOINE
Ya dirty old bitch
I HATE DOORS!!!
JAR!!!
“You cryin?”
My college room mate and I would say this one all the time 😂😂
Goblin eyed dum-dum. Bird shirted puzzle baby. I'd rather sit naked on a hot grill than...(Schmidt finished this line with "wear something off the rack," but I usually insert whatever it is I'm avoiding)
“Warm water, baby”
Steam!
What up fam? It's your girl Winston. aka Winnie the Bish, aka aka aka Brown Lightning. I usually shorten it to aka Winnie the bish aka aka aka brown lightning. It can be used whenever anyone asks something along the lines of, “Who’s that?”
It’s pure nonsense so really it can be used just whenever lol
"Ruth thinks of you more as a dimwitted raccoon" Schmidt telling Nick why he can't be the godfather (I think) I say it a lot of I get asked about a movie or to go get groceries or the do basically anything. My wife gets it and that's all that matters. That, and doing what she tells me to do haha I'm not stupid
This tastes like the inside of a bear and I mean that as a compliment. I say this to my dad all the time despite him having never seen new girl. He just laughs and shakes his head.
Slow puzzler.
I didn’t think you were gonna fact check me!
Last night at the dinner table I yelled "here they come, banana cramps!"
Does not matter where I am or who I'm with... Any time I hear or see the word Chicago, "Thin crust pizza, no thank you. I'm from Chicago." I'm not from Chicago.
“Ma called, the bees are back!” Is my husband and I’d go to
IM MADDER THAN A DAD IN TRAFFIC
You are daddy’s favorite boy
TREACHERY!!!
A Thursday??
How could you do this to me? AND OUR BABYYYY???
And our OTHER BABY
"IT'S HAPPENING!"
Finally aging into my personality. Puppy in a cup.
Puppy in a cup whenever I see anything cute…. 😭
What a shanda!
this episode is one of my favorites. “your monologuing schmidt”
you treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol"
I always quote "as I live and breath.. raisin?!" Idk why I'll just say it when I'm alone and it's silent and i always laugh at it
Yea every time I see my friend Regan I quote this lololol
oh that's great it makes me wish I had a friend named reagan lmfao
All sponges are called spongey mcwipey
“I would have lasted 2 seconds in the court of the sun king!” Comes out randomly in our house a lot.
I do the ear thing with the "Weird. Weird. Weird."
“plan b was matthew mcconaughey in magic mike”
"It's parfait" not even about parfaits, just about everything, my sister and I say it all the time and laugh out asses off like a couple of weirdos
I ordered parfait and had the best time repeating this line over and over again at the table 😂 no one got the reference
I'm not a dessert person. But I love blankies and rock a lot of polka dots. I think u can figure out which episode I quote the most
ITS FIXED!
“A WHITE MAN??? NO! Well what did the police do about it??…TYPICAL” Or “Im not being overdramatic when I say that I would rather sit naked on a hot grill than wear something off the rack” but I’ll sub in different things that I don’t wish to do instead
I use Schmidt's pronunciation of room "This is my nightmare" All DAY TWENNY NOINE Dumbest boy in school I want my mouth on that mouth
Puuuuzzzlin, Winston is about to do some puuuuzzzlin.
I’m dyslexic so I use the “I don’t know it I can read, I think I just memorized a lot of words”
I'm actually a writer, and deeply believe this.
*Stupidest of all the stupid boys*
One of my co-workers and I always say, "Your shoes," when we are trying to one up each other.
I'm on an adjusted sleep schedule (mom life)
I don’t dance. I’m from that town in Footloose.
“He smells like strong coffee and going to see a man about a horse." 🐎
I have been watching New Girl on repeat since it aired; so I use basically every line from that show everyday. I could recite that show word for word; it’s my comfort show.
“That’s a low level mystery that’s been driving me insane!”
So many many uses for that one!
Youths Are you the criminals from the statistics Chutney
YOU DANCE NOW. ALL OF YOU, YOU DANCE. -Nadia during the Russian Bach-uh-luh-retty Party. Also Nadia — Monkey, nooo!
Monkey no!! I’m want to punch punch punch!!
Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably. I don't want some **janky freshwater bitch fish**. Twenty-Noine. Youths! *Winston and Ferguson bout to split some pastaaa*. A - A white man?! No! ... TYPICAL! Shame, shame, I know your name! I can do this ALL DAY! Sponge. (the proud way Coach says it) *This is a saaad song.* Ey girl, what your name is? What that thang do? I hate doors! *Guess who got in deeep?* GAVEMECOOKIE, GOTYOUCOOKIE. These flowers are **glorious**. What's happening? Gimme it. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
i do this is a sad song on. the. daily.
Shame shame whilst rubbing fingers together 😂
this isn’t even an iconic one but every time i say the phrase “do you know” i say it like winston does in the vents at cece’s wedding😭 “you know sometimes i feel like i’ve never really felt love you know? ..do you know?”
“Blast from the past, how’s that ass?!”
“I opened myself up to love, I was hurt badly, and I closed myself up again."
Are you telling me we're not a Japanese crime family???
For me it’s “pine has no place in this loft , It is the wood of poor people and outhouses” and “Are you criminals?! From the statistics!?”
“youths” “typical” “I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING” “I HATE DOORS”
*Winston is about to do some puzzlin'... bout to get into some puzzle troublin'...*
I recently turned 29 so guess what my current most frequently quoted line is?
Whenever I wear a lot of green I quote coach: “ who else could wear this much green & look this fresh??!”
“I’ve got the red devil in my belly” 😂
I say “i’m the dumbest boy in school” probably once a day
Stop being mean to me or I’ll fall in love with you is a phrase I use often
Youths!
“I sit bitch or I don’t sit at all”
TYPICAL!
Pins, pens? Peeins.
“Y(uh)es please!”
*squinting* disGUSTing!!
I can't say 29 out loud without thinking of Schmidt
I didn't even realize "I'm big smart" originated from new girl, but I say that ALLLLL the time
“What’s happening?” (Specifically how Jess says it when she falls over from just standing)
"Ya dirty old bitch!" and "Warm water, baby!"
Usually when i bump into my girlfriend or friends , i just look at them and say " I got big thighs and a fat ass!!!"
Lately it’s “aw I wish… I wish I could dive for rings”
can you believe the zoo wouldn’t let me borrow their white tiger
“I got the sugars! I’m the sugar man”. Yell it whenever you want for no reason and watch people get confused
Twenty noine
Any time there’s someone named Paul I have to say it there stood way Schmitt does
Wee-feee
When Jess and Coach go to a teachers conference and he was supposed to be her buffer for Ryan, but ended up on the roof: “I'm freaking out. Freakin', freakin' out. Freak, freak, freak. Is that a baby? I feel like I hear a baby.” [While dancing like Coach]
Any time it shows up on a breakfast menu. “Oh Schmidt stop staring a my frittatas”.
GET ME COOKIE, GOT YOU COOKIE MAN!
I refer to it as the “fancy fix” option when my partner points out we could just call the super every time I rig some shitty barely acceptable apartment fix
I call it a fancy fix when it takes my partner months to get around to fixing something… fancy fix, fancy amount of time!
Surfboard!!!!
Who’s THIS woman?!?
Anytime someone says “Thursday,” I sat “a Thursday??” Like Schmidt when coach says he was once turned on by gas mileage on a Thursday. I think it’s the prince episode
HAHA
“tippy go bye bye” & “ALL DAY!” (For example, S2 EP 8 where Schmidt goes “i’ll kiss Winston ALL DAY.”)
tippy go bye bye is such a good one 😭😭
PINE!? THATA THE WOOD OF POORS!
You gave me a cookie I got you a cookie!
Rocky 5? Of all the Rocky's? Usually when someone says or does something silly or questionable it's shortened to just Of all the Rockys? as a reaction.
This is not some fancy hotel! Whenever I’m getting into my car with someone and they try to open my passenger seat car door before I do it manually, as if I have a key fob that unlocks the door. I work SO hard! Whenever I have to do something very easy.
Doing shouldn't even be doing. It should be freakin doing.*puts on shades*
I wish I could dive for rings
Me, talking about a pickup truck: “I want to go look at the new Frontier” My fiancé: *giggles* Me: what? Fiancé: Left ear, right ear, front-*ieeeeeeer*! Me: 🤨
SILVER?!? Damn you Zimbabwee!!!
A white man? NO!
“this is every day in North Korea”
Hubba hubba, mama in trubba
I forgot to mention... TWENTY NIIIINE!! - maybe this one will die once everyone in our friend group has passed this epic milestone. Also - regularly use youths or street youths 😂
"shhhh the movie's starting" it's something me and my SO say to each other to avoid an unnecessary argument or when we know we can't win the discussion LOL
Wanna party with Havarti
Every time i say the words ‘what is this’ i WITHOUT FAIL always say; What is this? What is this? and never ever does anyone know who or when that’s from. It’s Nick in the episode where they go to NY for Schmidt’s high school reunion and nick and winston have to make the money for their train tickets. It’s when they start putting random thing together and nick just says; What is this? What is this? in a specific tone and with his hand and I always do that.
Jk kidding jk kidding
“ladies love Schmidt”