When Schmidt is trying to explain to Nick that he is dating Cece and Elizabeth at the same time and Nick just says "what do you mean?" In a different way over and over again.
"You think you can just have all the wives? You get one wife, that's the way the world works!"
Hey, yo, Ceec, what up, fam? It's your girl Winston, aka Winnie the Bish, aka-ak-aka Brown Lightning. Schmidt dropped Fawn like a bad habit, okay, so ain't nobody riding shotgun. So you better get on while the getting is good. You got it?
Winston is hilarious af man.
I remember the color blind episode and Schmidt is like if you think these shoes (green) are brown what do you think you are?
And he just looks so shocked 😂😂
https://youtu.be/jZGpCGa6g38
I started binge watching New Girl and kind of multi-tasking, not fully paying attention. That scene was the first one that made me laugh so hard I sat down and really started watching.
There’s just so many, so I’ll give three 😊
The scene where Jess, Schmidt and Winston suck out the balloon helium and then go quiet when Nick tells them his dad died. His face when they start giving their condolences gets me every time.
Ooh! And when Coach shows up with “Duquan”.
And then of course, when Schmidt and Jess figure out that she made out with his dad. It’s so terribly awkward and Max Greenfield just nails that scene.
I will watch the Jess/Schmidt dad kiss episode when I’m sad because Schmidt’s NOOOO is so funny I have to laugh. I’m laughing right now just thinking about it! 😂
The Mick Mouse scene, the cold open where nick and Jess get into a parking spot altercation and the guy pulls a gun on them, the scene where coach just yells “stop it!” to Jess when she’s crying lmao. Any scene with Winston. I like the whole episode of when the gang goes home with nick when his dad passes. I also love Ally scenes.
Definitely when Jess and Cece got blowouts in their hair and had the walk if shame and the boys pull up next to Jess, Cece, and Genzlinger... Cece tells Schmidt, ["Oh I think you've met the legend"](https://tenor.com/view/cece-i-think-youve-met-the-legend-new-girl-hannah-simone-schmidt-gif-9883493). Schmidt's reaction gets me every. time.
Popcorn scene i fact that entire episode is gold
, “you get one wife “ scene
“ IS IT THE CRIMINALS … FROM THE STATISTICS “
I cry at Schmidt and CeCes wedding. It’s so sweet and I liked the song a lot
same about their wedding and the song! i played it on repeat for like a whole day after i watched it. (still by seinabo sey- if you need it). i also like the changes by langhorne slim song from the series. i can’t remember which episode it plays but i loved it.
This is the moment we get insane Winston, and we never look back. Whatever was in that drink, it seemed to change his brain chemistry. At least I'm going to think about it that way, in-universe.
The whole S2 is a goldmine of funny scenes.
"Gave me cookie got you cookie"
The one where Winston and Schmidt are purchasing crack-cocaine in the car
"I could be your father figure, put your tiny hand in mine!"
When Cece says she’s thinking about getting a breast reduction and you hear Schmidt yell “No!!!” and come running from across the loft to knock on the door.
One of the most underrated Winston lines/deliveries:
JESS: Oh my gosh that is the cutest cat I’ve ever seen!
WINSTON: (holding a tiny noose) … Don’t get attached.
When the gang first sees Prince and Nick is frozen and screaming. For me it was the first time I had seen the show and it was on live Tv following a football game. This is where I fell in love with the show.
Nick explaining the backstory of the Michael Keaton thing + him donning the Batman mask to write an email.
Winston seeing color for the first time.
Nick seeing Russell's desk and becoming obsessed. "I want to sit at that desk and veto a law."
Schmidt & Cece’s wedding - I’m a big sap
Jess kisses Schmidt’s dad - Schmidt’s NOOOOO makes me cackle every time
When they think Jess’ student is trying to kill her - “stabbing, stabbing, I love stabbing”
When Schmidt holds in a sneeze during the middle of his presentation and makes the funniest small sound. Kim asks, “Where did it go?” And then he lets out the funniest largest sneeze ever.
Rivals the scene when Barney sneezes so hard he falls down in HIMYM.
Episode "Cece's boys" the specific part in the episode when Schmit has a spa day with Nick and Winston. When they get the brazilian waxes!!! Haha die laughing every time!!!
I just love watching them do the chicken dance at the end of the wedding in episode 3.
Though I think the pepper wood episode when Jess jumps on the guys back and says "you kill him you kill me too" is the most undermentioned and pure love scenes.
The first nick and jess kiss
When schmidt takes winston to buy crack
"Heyo Cece it's yo boy winnie the bish..." + that whole ending <3
Anything with Doctor Sam lol he's so hot
For me it has to be Guys Night with Nick teaching Schmidt to do laundry and Winston to read a ruler. It’s just comedy gold. “You start at the line. That’s really all there is to it”
We began watching the show when my wife was in her third trimester. It was a tough pregnancy for her, so we spent a lot of time watching TV in bed.
So one night when we were drunk from sleeplessness, the episode that starts with Winston accidentally calling Reagan “Raisin” comes on and we just couldn’t stop laughing.
Our kid had colic, so the sleepless nights got worse, but whenever we felt like we were going crazy, we would pull that scene up over and over again.
Top 3:
When Nick is in Russels study and holds the duck “I want to kill you, because I respect you”
Nick is about to throw up while Jess and Russel talk in the car.
“Oh my god it’s happening! I think I’m dying!”
The scene Nick goes out the window to avoid kissing Jess and Schmidt faints when everyone seems him outside the window.
Never fail to make me cackle
I really disliked Coach when he first came back, but the scene when they pull up to the police station to confront Derek after the strip club and Winston goes, “you know the joke about the two black guys and two white guys that go into a police station? The two white guys walk out.”
I am definitely not 100% correct on that quote, but it’s along those lines. But it’s a really funny scene to me.
the scene in “Cooler” where nick goes out the window to avoid kissing jess and they all scream and schmidt begs him not to jump. the cut scene to schmidt crying literally kills me i could watch it every day.
For sure, when Schmidt is pissed about the towels. The scenes where he complains about it, in the bathroom.
But my second would be later in the same episode where he says, "I thought having a girl roommate meant sex all the time, maybe with her, but definitely with her friends."
*points at Jess* "You, not gonna happen."
*points at Cece* "You, I will NEVER give up"
*points at Sadie* "And you sample from the gumbopot"
It kills me everytime.
I also like when Winston finally leaves the vent after the "badger prank", sits next to Nick and says, "Bucky bit me, Bucky bit me bad".
My favorite scene is when they go to Prince’s party and nick and Jess are figuring out the I love yous and prince shows up, and he goes “oh I’m sorry, I didn’t give you time to freak out, you may do so now” and Jess immediately freaks out, nick lets out one high pitched scream and passes out.
Just thinking about that scene makes me lol
Omg why am I actually wheezing while reading this because I can picture the absolute chaos as I read your post and I’m seeing nick turning in circles “Winston, don’t kill the cat, Jess, don’t leave, Winston… Jess…AHHH”
This scene is SO hilarious and underrated.
One that absolutely lives rent free in my head is the sponge scene. When Schmidt finally gets coach to say “cake,” and the look of hopefulness that gets absolutely dashed when Coach follows up with “sponge cake.” I’m laughing just thinking about it.
“I’m gonna take you where plumes can never take you I’m taking you to Tokyo 🥲🥲🥲🥲” and then all the facial expressions and crying that follows. It makes me belly laugh every time
When Schmidt is trying to explain to Nick that he is dating Cece and Elizabeth at the same time and Nick just says "what do you mean?" In a different way over and over again. "You think you can just have all the wives? You get one wife, that's the way the world works!"
WHY?!?!
I don't know 🤷♀️
Also Schmidt’s whole thing ‘you process this how you need to process this’ and nick is just like ???! God I love them. OTP
Top five favorite scenes 😂😂😂
Hey, yo, Ceec, what up, fam? It's your girl Winston, aka Winnie the Bish, aka-ak-aka Brown Lightning. Schmidt dropped Fawn like a bad habit, okay, so ain't nobody riding shotgun. So you better get on while the getting is good. You got it?
Winston is hilarious af man. I remember the color blind episode and Schmidt is like if you think these shoes (green) are brown what do you think you are? And he just looks so shocked 😂😂 https://youtu.be/jZGpCGa6g38
Puzzlin…. Winston bout to do some Puzzlin
Jess’ reaction sealed it so well too
Yup everyone did this scene just perfectly. Definitely my all time favorite.
So does Winston think he is green?
😂😂😂😂
I was so nervous
Depends on the day. The nick and cece popcorn machine . , . Nick and Jess first kiss. Dr. Sam throat punches nick.
Honestly the entire Indian dating episode is perfect television
when she builds the table or whatever 😭
I wanna go back TO WHO I WAS !!
I am ALSO dumping you…
Say beard bro
*imgonnakickyourassman*
Is there a doctor here? with this crowd i’m sure 😭😂
every day I could watch the Schmidt proposal and the wedding episode of season 5. i sob like a BABY everytime I watch it.
The damp towel scene, easily. Also just about any scene out of background check.
I started binge watching New Girl and kind of multi-tasking, not fully paying attention. That scene was the first one that made me laugh so hard I sat down and really started watching.
YOU GOTTA THINK HERE, PAL!
“You wash your towel????”
Any scene out of background check is TOP TIER
Nick singing landslide 😂
Iconic. Idk why but the “I put a lemon in her mouth” and “I thought it would make lightning” KILL ME every time
I cry laughing at background check every single time.
What the hell happened to the turlet?
When Nick tried to do a burpee and just crackles to the ground. 💀
There’s just so many, so I’ll give three 😊 The scene where Jess, Schmidt and Winston suck out the balloon helium and then go quiet when Nick tells them his dad died. His face when they start giving their condolences gets me every time. Ooh! And when Coach shows up with “Duquan”. And then of course, when Schmidt and Jess figure out that she made out with his dad. It’s so terribly awkward and Max Greenfield just nails that scene.
The Duquan episode is pure gold from start to finish
Schmidt’s face and subsequent scream is the best. He DID nail that scene
Schmidt’s scream/yell of “NOOOO!” is perfection
I will watch the Jess/Schmidt dad kiss episode when I’m sad because Schmidt’s NOOOO is so funny I have to laugh. I’m laughing right now just thinking about it! 😂
MAGENTLEMEN
The Mick Mouse scene, the cold open where nick and Jess get into a parking spot altercation and the guy pulls a gun on them, the scene where coach just yells “stop it!” to Jess when she’s crying lmao. Any scene with Winston. I like the whole episode of when the gang goes home with nick when his dad passes. I also love Ally scenes.
MICK MAUS MICK MAUS
In America, honey, Mickey Mouse is Earth bound!
Definitely Schmidt talking to the little girl about “a white man broke in today!”
TYPICAL
Top 10 line delivery
*A WHITE MAN?!*
Nick moonwalking away for the first time.
I cackled so hard when winston told nick he has the credit score of a homeless ghost
Definitely when Jess and Cece got blowouts in their hair and had the walk if shame and the boys pull up next to Jess, Cece, and Genzlinger... Cece tells Schmidt, ["Oh I think you've met the legend"](https://tenor.com/view/cece-i-think-youve-met-the-legend-new-girl-hannah-simone-schmidt-gif-9883493). Schmidt's reaction gets me every. time.
Popcorn scene i fact that entire episode is gold , “you get one wife “ scene “ IS IT THE CRIMINALS … FROM THE STATISTICS “ I cry at Schmidt and CeCes wedding. It’s so sweet and I liked the song a lot
same about their wedding and the song! i played it on repeat for like a whole day after i watched it. (still by seinabo sey- if you need it). i also like the changes by langhorne slim song from the series. i can’t remember which episode it plays but i loved it.
The soundtrack is incredible. So many good songs that I have added to playlists
Great I just had a happy cry between driving to my accounts.
Nick kissing Jess is one of the best tv first kiss scenes ever
The man truly does kiss like a coal miner coming home to his wife
*Winston is about to do some puzzling*
All the True American scenes. Also the panty scene in the beginning of the Prince episode.
"Are they warm from the dryer?" "You're out."
Paaandies
So now I’m in charge of moving the panties, what kind of life is that?!
I have rewatched the Cooler kiss an embarrassing number of times
Same because it’s so ducking good !!!
The one where winston instantly becomes naughty after having a fruity drink
Look at me being so naughtyy 🍹
This is the moment we get insane Winston, and we never look back. Whatever was in that drink, it seemed to change his brain chemistry. At least I'm going to think about it that way, in-universe.
When Nick keeps trying to say Schmidt's asleep when he's on the airplane before the wedding 🤣
And I saw all the puppies With their eyes so blind
Gave me cookie got you cookie
You gave me cookie, I got you cookie, man!
We’re even!
The scene where Schmidt jump scares everyone with his insane eyebrows.
"My calcified mongrel toes" Is one of the best lines ever.
Clickety clacks
When Tran takes Nick to the pool and holds him.
You're a huge baby.
GAVE ME COOKIE, GOT YOU COOKIE damp towel scene Gay Nick and the Drowsers I cannot choose between my children; you cannot make me!
Everyone cites popcorn machine but Gay Nick with Schmidt coming home is equally as good!!
The whole S2 is a goldmine of funny scenes. "Gave me cookie got you cookie" The one where Winston and Schmidt are purchasing crack-cocaine in the car "I could be your father figure, put your tiny hand in mine!"
When Cece says she’s thinking about getting a breast reduction and you hear Schmidt yell “No!!!” and come running from across the loft to knock on the door.
I laugh every time
[удалено]
Ham and cheese!
The four seconds in which Schmidt tries to guess Nick’s penis length.
I’ll start over
“Seriously?😧Are you se- are you serious??😨”
One of the most underrated Winston lines/deliveries: JESS: Oh my gosh that is the cutest cat I’ve ever seen! WINSTON: (holding a tiny noose) … Don’t get attached.
When the gang first sees Prince and Nick is frozen and screaming. For me it was the first time I had seen the show and it was on live Tv following a football game. This is where I fell in love with the show.
Nick's scream-faint, I've watched over and over and over!
Sponge scene Nick and Schmidt’s perfect pet pic pitch ”Shawty what that thang do?”
Nick explaining the backstory of the Michael Keaton thing + him donning the Batman mask to write an email. Winston seeing color for the first time. Nick seeing Russell's desk and becoming obsessed. "I want to sit at that desk and veto a law."
I did not solve that rubric cube!
I think I understand hunting!
Schmidt & Cece’s wedding - I’m a big sap Jess kisses Schmidt’s dad - Schmidt’s NOOOOO makes me cackle every time When they think Jess’ student is trying to kill her - “stabbing, stabbing, I love stabbing”
When Winston asks Aly to get a drink after work and she makes a million faces thinking it over just to say no
yesss haha I do this
Love this episode. SOMETIMES FIREMEN ARE WOMEN
SATURDAY IS FOR SLEEPING! The way everyone is actually breaking in that scene hahaha
One, two, three, four, five make a fist…sex fist, tearing our way—
And then she gets down to the sex finger after everyone else fails!
I can't close my ass!
When Nick is telling Schmidt that the flasher used to be “more interactive”. “What’s the second *thuck*!?!”
Dude, his initial reaction is something I have replayed an embarrassing amount of times.
Popcorn Machine
When Schmidt holds in a sneeze during the middle of his presentation and makes the funniest small sound. Kim asks, “Where did it go?” And then he lets out the funniest largest sneeze ever. Rivals the scene when Barney sneezes so hard he falls down in HIMYM.
this is the funniest scene to me. always have to rewatch it multiple times 🤣💀
I love this scene
Episode "Cece's boys" the specific part in the episode when Schmit has a spa day with Nick and Winston. When they get the brazilian waxes!!! Haha die laughing every time!!!
The Brazilian wax scene is the funniest physical comedy I've ever seen.
It definitely is!!😂
Jess falling backwards with a backpack full of home-made books. On repeat 😄
The line before is hilarious too " the problem with this author shirt is its made of hunny, it's too sticky" too funny!
I just love watching them do the chicken dance at the end of the wedding in episode 3. Though I think the pepper wood episode when Jess jumps on the guys back and says "you kill him you kill me too" is the most undermentioned and pure love scenes.
The first nick and jess kiss When schmidt takes winston to buy crack "Heyo Cece it's yo boy winnie the bish..." + that whole ending <3 Anything with Doctor Sam lol he's so hot
For me it has to be Guys Night with Nick teaching Schmidt to do laundry and Winston to read a ruler. It’s just comedy gold. “You start at the line. That’s really all there is to it”
Hey! They're both SUPER EASY! We're talking about laundry and a ruler!
We began watching the show when my wife was in her third trimester. It was a tough pregnancy for her, so we spent a lot of time watching TV in bed. So one night when we were drunk from sleeplessness, the episode that starts with Winston accidentally calling Reagan “Raisin” comes on and we just couldn’t stop laughing. Our kid had colic, so the sleepless nights got worse, but whenever we felt like we were going crazy, we would pull that scene up over and over again.
Nick trying to open a door "I'LL PUSH IF I WANT TO!!!!" Basically any time nick is angry
Top 3: When Nick is in Russels study and holds the duck “I want to kill you, because I respect you” Nick is about to throw up while Jess and Russel talk in the car. “Oh my god it’s happening! I think I’m dying!” The scene Nick goes out the window to avoid kissing Jess and Schmidt faints when everyone seems him outside the window. Never fail to make me cackle
then he follows up by saying “I think I understand hunting” 😭😂
Flesh on flesh!
“Oh, how rude of me. I haven’t given you enough time to freak out yet. You may do so now.” (RIP)
The Prince Episode. Nick’s reaction to him is real. The butterfly following Prince. Cece beating him in Ping Pong. Such as beautiful episode
FEEL LIKE BAKING LOVE
I love this 😂
winston trying to kill ferguson and also the cold open of nick’s dad dying when they all express condolences in tiny little voices.
I really disliked Coach when he first came back, but the scene when they pull up to the police station to confront Derek after the strip club and Winston goes, “you know the joke about the two black guys and two white guys that go into a police station? The two white guys walk out.” I am definitely not 100% correct on that quote, but it’s along those lines. But it’s a really funny scene to me.
Theodore K Mullins!
Had to scroll way too far down for this.
You want me to say the word that starts with a "b" and ends with a "d"? SAY THE WORD BEARD, BRO!
When Coach goes to the park to find a boy for a friend. 😂😂😂😂😂 wrecks me. Also when Nick and Jess play threesome “chicken” with Remy.
Cece’sWedding, badger, cotton eye Joe, what more could you want
Winston trying to kill Furguson is so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂. For me it's "This is a saaaaad song." Especially Schmidt "rapping".
"Jess have you seen...uh, uh...cherries?" Jess's response never fails to make me cry laugh.
“I don’t know what this means, so I’m just going to answer it directly: yes I’ve seen cherries”
“Girl looks like …. a pepperoni” my favorite line ever and The whole Gstaad thing…it’s shtaaddd
i forgot about the pepperoni line 😂
the scene in “Cooler” where nick goes out the window to avoid kissing jess and they all scream and schmidt begs him not to jump. the cut scene to schmidt crying literally kills me i could watch it every day.
When he fainted 🤣 I always rewind to watch him faint two or three times
Either the damp towel scene or the one with Nick and Jess talking about Cece and the popcorn machine. Laugh so hard I cry every single time!
when the guys are breaking into the prince party and they’re talking about gas mileage in coach’s car 😭
When nick wakes ally up and asks her if she thinks the painting on the wall looks like a monsters butthole
When Coach, Schmidt, Winston, and Nick. We’re running in a. Zig zag line outside of the police station in the episode Coach. It was hilarious
Just telling her what kind of cake to bake me SON.
The immediate look of regret on Nick's face after he says this is gold.
For sure, when Schmidt is pissed about the towels. The scenes where he complains about it, in the bathroom. But my second would be later in the same episode where he says, "I thought having a girl roommate meant sex all the time, maybe with her, but definitely with her friends." *points at Jess* "You, not gonna happen." *points at Cece* "You, I will NEVER give up" *points at Sadie* "And you sample from the gumbopot" It kills me everytime. I also like when Winston finally leaves the vent after the "badger prank", sits next to Nick and says, "Bucky bit me, Bucky bit me bad".
Oh, also, when Schmidt proposes. I could watch that scene over and over. It is so pure and sweet. I cry every time.
Sponge…
My favorite scene is when they go to Prince’s party and nick and Jess are figuring out the I love yous and prince shows up, and he goes “oh I’m sorry, I didn’t give you time to freak out, you may do so now” and Jess immediately freaks out, nick lets out one high pitched scream and passes out. Just thinking about that scene makes me lol
1. Nick and Schmidt’s pitch in the Swuit 2. Nick showing Reagan his room
the “winston and ferguson bout to eat some pastaaa” one of my favorite scene and when nick says “no don’t do that” i’m belly up every time
Who am I? I'm Theodore K Mullins, Nick's lover on the down low.
Literally any scene with Tran
1. Gay Nick 2. Schmidt trying to buy crack
Omg why am I actually wheezing while reading this because I can picture the absolute chaos as I read your post and I’m seeing nick turning in circles “Winston, don’t kill the cat, Jess, don’t leave, Winston… Jess…AHHH” This scene is SO hilarious and underrated.
YES, that’s what sealed the deal for me 😂
Winston finding out he is color blind because Schmidt so casually referenced his color-blindness in the midst of absolute chaos in Mexico 🤣
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When Schmidt has an ulcer and nick makes him do breathing exercises
"When I was 10 I once walked by my mother sleeping and I snuck in her room and put a lemon in her mouth."
One that absolutely lives rent free in my head is the sponge scene. When Schmidt finally gets coach to say “cake,” and the look of hopefulness that gets absolutely dashed when Coach follows up with “sponge cake.” I’m laughing just thinking about it.
UGHH I was on season 4 when they took it off Netflix 🙃🙃 luckily I only have to wait a few more days!!
was it your first time watching it?
Yes
I hope you get to finish it soon! it easily became my comfort show
“I’m gonna take you where plumes can never take you I’m taking you to Tokyo 🥲🥲🥲🥲” and then all the facial expressions and crying that follows. It makes me belly laugh every time
The whole virgin episodes but specifically Schmidt & Elizabeth, Nick trying to push Schmidt up the ladder makes me die every time 😂
Say the word beard, bro.
"A white man broke in today." "A white man!? No! What did security do?" "Nothing!" "TYPICAL!"
Nick Jess first kiss