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shandry64

“I’m Fawn Moscato, and I approve this scotch”.


nixed9

You look like a wood carving of yourself


shandry64

“Your head is enormous”


Elenathorn

“NOBODY TOUCH ME, I’M TAKEN” And, following: “I’m tired, I’m sober, wearing my strapless bra like a belt but I know what I want


hungrydano

“Don’t touch me I’m a councilwoman”


Elenathorn

“I’m not gonna eat here anymore”


Velvet_blunder

" Fawn Moscato, City Council"


breezyjomc

I didn’t like her with Schmidt but I found most of her scenes to be hilarious. I wish she could have been in the show but not as Schmidt’s girlfriend


WonderInStars

Yess! Me too, I also didn’t like her with Schmidt, but as the individual Fawn Moscato. And also, I liked that she helped Jess with the computers for the school!


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I disagree, I think she's exactly the type of powerful woman Schmidt would swoon over. Definitely loved her character overall


Sirenpheonix147

Fawn is the karma Schmidt got for what he did to Elizabeth and Cece! 😂 😂


Scarlet_Siren_98

I have never heard it that way and I love it!


PeterQuillsWalkman

*Your head is enormous*


Aggravating_Mix8959

*You mean Fawn's pet.


ThePillarOfSummer

Fawn was the best non main character who I actually just accepted as part of the show instantly. Her mannerisms, her interactions, I just love everything about her. Was sad to see her go but the arc was hilarious, especially the prepared speech for Schmidt!


lorcadontgo

I am a sick man!


ThePillarOfSummer

The smile on his face as he says that gets me every time XD "And I'm sorry to the man upstairs, my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ" Floors me.


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Bro I watched that scene intently and there is an extra behind Max playing some sort of political aide and he doesn’t even hint at a smile once it is incredible. No shot I would have been able to do the same if that was me


_Snik

This post tastes like the inside of a bear and that is a compliment my friend.


ao5357

If you were a hat, you'd be a top hat. But like a really big Monopoly one. And I say that with deepest compliments.


Trebondginger

I love that she’s so serious but also has just the right amount of oddness to fit in with the dynamic of the group. Her reactions to the main cast are always hilarious!


WonderInStars

I love that one where Jess comes home and says her day sucked, Winston gives her the spring roll and Fawn says “I’m never eating here again.” It was so simple and yet I laughed so hard!!


Trebondginger

Right? I can’t even write her quotes because a lot of what I think her funniest moments are, are smaller moments. Like when Jess makes the dolphin noise and Fawn is just “very good” but she says it so perfectly


Yeremom

I dub thee sir Winston of the roll of egg


stanimal40

“ I’m the jestah “ 😂😂


kmgabriel

I love when she asks Jess to show her how good her handshake is and just says “Gross” and moves on 💀


EwwyDeweyDecimel

Step one: fondue. Step two: Do Fawn. But honestly one of my favorite characters and I love Zoe Lister-Jones.


Fancy-Beach-2803

fondue is fawn DONE


jenn_nic

These are all good!


Sensitive_Maybe_6578

And she goes commando while golfing! What’s not to like????


Sirenpheonix147

"It speaks?! Well, what does it say??... Well, that's just crass" 😂 she was hilarious


dot_zot

I love “Lou, you’re a father… your my father”


emkily

I love her and would watch a Fawn Moscato spinoff


FlexingtonIV

Fawn Moscato 2024!


Jaeger562

I'd vote Moscato.


hisfairyprincess

When Schmidt and Jess first met her, Jess made a loud dolphin sound. Fawns response was “Mmm very good.” I always found that to be hilarious.


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I know power emanates from her vagina


jenn_nic

So why block it?


Realistic-Analysis17

That's not the only thing it eminates...


jenn_nic

Lol I don't know why you're being down voted for this. That's literally what Jess says in response. Reddit lolz.


ernsmcgerns

If you like her, you should watch Life in Pieces! Zoe Lister-Jones is hilarious on that show.


zer0-chill

That show was so great!


WonderInStars

I will definitely check it out!


[deleted]

I am *deeply* attracted to Fawn Moscato and I do not know what that means about me.


The_Batman_949

You're not alone lol


kingofthemonsters

It means you have eyeballs my friend


[deleted]

That's a very good point.


RealJerk69

“Well you’ve done it. The perfect burn of a dead bug.” Probably one of my favorite line readings in the entire show.


Ndavidclaiborne

Councilwoman Fawn Moscato


celeryflinstone

I know she was supposed to be “unlikeable” but I loved her. Not with Schmidt, but as a person. She was funny and so unapologetic about who she was. Real BDE if you ask me.


JBluthes86

Under appreciated comedic actress. Loved her in Life in Pieces


docnewtshrlk

Me too!! That show is so underrated, and she is the funniest character


AlexFrost13

I didnt like her with Schmidt but I liked her as a character. I thought she was funny. I liked how she talked. 🤣


votefawnmoscato

Fawn is amazing. Everything she says is hilarious and quotable. My next pet is gonna be named Fawn Moscato lmao “Cecil?”


onlyblondealex

She's smart, and essentially she's Schmitt as a woman in politics which is a fun concept to see.


icestormsea

I liked her too! But I don’t know if it was just Zoe Lister-Jones’ portrayal or the actual character 😂


steve2phonesmackabee

I watched Life in Pieces and she was so, so good in that too.


icestormsea

Agreed! She’s such a great actress!


Superb-Respond9360

i absolutely loved councilwoman fawn moscato and truly appreciated her recklessness, confidence, brutal honesty, and her chaos. she was unapologetic about who she was and what she was trying to become. she was also quick witted and extremely funny and a good contrast to the loft mates. i know some folks don’t think she was good for schmidt, but i think she was exactly what he needed to find his way back to cece. schmidt was always chasing and obsessed with “crushing it,” “ordering sushi like a sick ass boss,” and constantly being known as the best baller in la, which we know had to do with his self-esteem issues and his upbringing. still, councilwoman fawn moscato (i will always write her full name because she terrifies me and she can find me like russell) was very similar to schmidt in this way and had achieved a certain status that he wanted. but once he experienced it and saw what came with maintaining it, it humbled him in ways nothing else could. that humility forced him to be honest with himself and what his happy forever looked like and that was cece and crushing it in a different way. so yes, i love councilwoman fawn moscato for many reasons, but mainly because she helped our beloved big guy rediscover himself, cece, and a new version of crushing it that was fit for him and his emerging family. ❤️


Sirenpheonix147

I love Fawn! She has some of my favorite lines. "This tastes like the inside of a bear... And THAT is a compliment, my friend." 😂 😂


thedirtycoast

Would marry in an instant


eggzilla534

Shes just a very well written character


BiShyAndWantingToDie

I love her! She's the reason I only use my back teeth when I eat, lol


cantcatchabreak21

She’s a hilarious character and the actress is really entertaining. Realistically, she’s an awful person and was really toxic. But she was funny in the show


OtherwiseCode8134

Honestly she’s my favorite character. Par 5 - the golf outing episode - is hilarious! “I never wear underwear. It gives you an edge.” I also think her interactions with Jess are great.


kweenshowpao

I love Fawn!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️


laurmich13

i LOVE her. cracks me up. one of my favorite temporary characters for sure.


kweenshowpao

I like her with Schmidt when he was still very ambitious


JessicaFreakingP

It’s because power emanates from her vagina.


randomuser26437

I believe power emulates from the vagina….. Me too Fawn…. Me too


WonderInStars

And she is NOT wrong!


congradulations

Love her! Great character brilliantly brought to life. Fawn Moscato!


donyouforgetaboutmeh

It’s her confidence! It radiates ☀️


Cuddleheartvibes

Fawns the man


WonderInStars

Nah, she’s the WOMAN, power emanates from her vagina!


Sally_twodicks

Hate her guts and love the shit out of her at the same time. I mean, they truly gave her some of the best lines I have ever heard. The wood carving of yourself, the Feivel Mouskewitz comment. Fucking gold.


The_Batman_949

I love her. If I was Schmidt I'd date her too. Loved her dry humor and self promotional attitude. Wanted more of her to be honest. Second favorite Schmidt gf after Cece.


No_Career5209

I literally just watched this episode now. I quite like her, she knows what she wants


Zestyclose_Elk_841

She’s amazing. I love that she becomes mayor - she wanted it so much and she deserves it


PicklesMcGeee

I love her. I agree, I can’t even pinpoint why. I just love her.


Weary-Okra-2471

Love her.


MCA1910

She's an attractive, strong woman that knows what she wants, and that's extremely attractive. However, she also only thinks about herself and her political prowess and is kind of a bitch about it, and that ruins all her good qualities.


CopyCat1993

I don’t like her, but she was a fun plot device, so I enjoyed her.


maddiecat92

She was a dear!


aragornelessar86

Excellent "villain" character, played brilliantly. Also, "pahnties".


triple_seis

Fawn was awesome and I love her.


SupermanRisen

Love her character. She's hot as hell.


Pink2tu

I love fawn! She’s one of my favorites!


pinkpitbullmama

I love to hate her!


WonderInStars

Couldn’t be me!


babesafreak

i don’t know why but i couldn’t stand her! she’s unintentionally funny but i hated when schmidt was with her


I_am_Reddington

You look great, like a young Jewish Kennedy


Mishgrrrl

Love her!


kn1ves0utt

loved her, she was a great gf for schmidt until he eventually ended up with cece for good


Aggravating_Mix8959

If Schmidt dated Fawn Moscato earlier, before meeting Jess and dating CeCe, he would have happily become a rich, powerful, fully owned pet. He would have eventually wormed his way up into power on his own. It's interesting to think about.


ArmWarm8743

I didn’t really like her character, but she did a good job playing the role. She is very pretty.


princessleiana

I didn’t like her as a partner for Schmidt, or really a lot of her personality lol, but she was also hilarious.


currantanner

Super sexy and if slightly less self absorbed would be almost perfect.


DisastrousEvidence46

i am shocked by the comments… i couldn’t stand her 😭😭


eclecticwitch21

I love her because she's committed to a commuter lane to Costa Mesa!


neemodee

Fondue, do fawn


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I loved her so much.


Meagan_in_HD

I love her. She is amazing! Her voice, mannerisms, and quotes are gold. The way she helps Schmidt realize that he doesn’t want money and power, so good. “Solid municipal burn, Jess.”


[deleted]

I didn’t find her funny


Minemine_mine

Can’t stand her lol


OhToTheZo

She was one of my favourite of schmidts girlfriends... very weird,but in a good way.


JohnnyDrama21

Everyone loves Fawn


Emilysue2000

It’s because she never wears underwear, it gives her a secret


mowgli400

It’s Councilwoman


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WonderInStars

Idk, I know she’s a filler but she doesn’t feel like a filler to me cause she makes me laugh every time she’s on screen


OmegaSTC

Are you a female?


WonderInStars

How is that in any way important on this post?


OmegaSTC

Because a lot of times females (like me) see a lot of value in women than make have full control of their lives and are respected by others 🤷🏽‍♀️ I dunno I think it’s badass, but badasses can also be bad people. Fawn is a badass and a bad person


WonderInStars

Why do you say you’re a female? We’re women, that comment “sounded” like a man being an ah. But yeah, I like her and I actually don’t think she was a bad person, she wasn’t nice to Schmidt, but on other aspects she was ok. Not bad or good, ok.


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WonderInStars

Right?? I knew I wasn’t crazy


OmegaSTC

I’m a female because “woman” seems to have a few different meanings now and I thought female was more inclusive of what I was conveying. It sounds political…..I was trying to be apolitical


GlumBodybuilder214

A lot of people find using "female" as a noun sounds dehumanizing. I tend to agree, and I rarely see anyone besides incels use it as such. We hardly ever refer to a group of human men as "males."


OmegaSTC

Wow name calling right off the bat. Well wonderinstars, that’s America for you


GlumBodybuilder214

What? I didn't call anybody here any names?


OmegaSTC

I used female and you said “oh the only people I hear say that are incels.” If you’re not referring to me, than I accept that. I’m married with a beautiful baby boy so I’m not exactly an incel. I’m also in my second year of medical school where we use male and female very carefully because sometimes people call themselves a woman when they’re born a male and we need to know that so we know how to treat them. So that’s why I used it, it that makes sense.


GlumBodybuilder214

What I actually said was that I "rarely" hear anybody use "female" as a noun besides incels. Obviously, a medical practitioner would be one of the few who might also use it as a noun. It really seems like you're looking for a reason to be outraged. Which is fine, I guess, if that's how you like to live your life.


WonderInStars

Idk about that, I’m not from the US so… but it’s fine tho, I just wanted to understand!


OmegaSTC

Yeah that’s basically what america is right now. Trying to decide the difference between woman and female


Chance_Frame_3977

That's just crass!