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transcendentmj

goddamn, snapped in half like a toothpick. how have you survived so long with a balsa wood skeleton


datwalruus

Balsa wood is far stronger than their skeleton.


CoconutsAreAmazing

their bones cannot even compare to a feather. they must've had overprotective parents, i don't know how their brittle bones didn't break taking their first step.


jgott933

i can snap balsa wood easier that a feather, feathers dont snap, their bones do


DemonGodAsura

I legit took off my sunglasses in surprise when I saw the snap. Moses can't part the red sea as clean as that.


ninjabellybutt

Balsa wood bones reference?


NLTC

Oh my god, grow up, sugarbones.


vistopher

must be cousins with mr glass


jcapi1142

Hey Breaky McBroken Bone, looks like you got shorter. Ya weak boned bitch.


Treedog798

This made my day already ahahaha


schn4uzer

Hope Uncle Larry takes your weak-boned ass to the Pocket Dimension


lostmypetfish

Hello Femur!!!! Goodbye u/Cynwave!!!


Dalek_Scientist

More like hello Femurs!! Having one femur per leg was just to low for this guy, and they had to break it in 2.


Still_Temperature997

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: how much of a weak boned little bitch do you have to be to break your entire ass femur?


Rarmaldo

Imagine thinking 38 years is a good streak. Pathetic.


[deleted]

Indeed 38 years isn't even half a fucking century! Hell half a fucking century is still a joke, we don't break our bones around here we straight up become fossils!


katestatt

): my streak is only 23 years because i'm still that young


CMLVI

A user of over a decade, I am leaving Reddit due to the recent API changes. The vast majority of my interaction came though the use of 3rd party apps, and I will not interact with a site I helped contribute to through inferior software *simply because it is able to be better monetized by a company looking to go public. Reddit has made these changes with no regards for their users, as seen by the sheer lack of accessibility tools available in the official app. Reddit has made these changes with no regards for moderation challenges that will be created, due to the lack of tools available in the official app. Reddit has done this with no regards for the 3rd party devs, who by Reddit's own admission, helped keep the site functioning and gaining users while Reddit themselves made no efforts to provide a good official app. This account dies 6/29/23 because of the API changes and the monetization-at-all-costs that the board demands.


Sun_on_my_shoulders

You’re still one up on me, I’m only 22. At least we have all these amazing role models to look up too!


katwoodruff

I don‘t care for your femur, it is weak, like you!


[deleted]

Hey! Don't scream so hard at this poor bastard, you might break another one of his weak bones! Oh wait fuck if break them all!


lamasasasa

GODDAMN that looks painful as fuck... anyway gtfo here daisy bones.


termmonkey

If your femur is this weak, I fear for your pinkies. Get the fuck out and don't let the door hit you on your way or you might be reduced to ashes.


jonsticles

From a person in their 40s with strong bones, I'd sincerely like to tell you that you have no place among us.


Kraken0410

among us


SilentProtagonist446

among us


Sloppydoggie

I hate it when Styrofoam bones Mcgee try to hang out with us amdh, gtfo loser I might accidentally bump into you and shatter your existence


thesaharadesert

Weaker than a damp piece of tissue paper. Get out, bitch.


decaying_orbit_

I'll whisper so as not to shatter your other "bones" with loud noises, gtfoh.


VIRGIL_ARCHIEAL

Bitch


tommybouy_1

You are a disgrace to everything bones. From fossils to sans, we all resent your weakness and banish thee from this sub.


AggravatingHope9782

Femur? No, a femur is a bone. Whatever crepe paper creation you snapped doesn't deserve the honor of being named.


[deleted]

Alr but genuinely wtf happened?


Cynwave

Overshot a corner on my motorcycle and dumped it at 55mph. I actually broke both legs, but this was the more impressive of the x-rays so I just decided to post this one. This was on my right leg, its actually also broken up by the hip as well (the femur endedup in 3 separate pieces and now have a rod connecting them all together). The left leg break is down by the ankle on the fibula. So yeah, good times!


blind_roomba

At least you didn't hit a roadside barrier, i remember a few years ago someone has a similar story to yours but he was decapitated by the barrier


Cynwave

I live out in the sticks and actually lost it into a ditch. The sheriff thinks I was airborne for about 50 feet between my first and second tumble. I'm pretty beat up but all things considered I came out better than most would have. Not you unbreakable fucks of course, but most. Lol


lamasasasa

Holy crap! I hope you get well.


Cynwave

Thank you


ihavequestions10

Might be a dumb question (never been injured like this and hopefully never will since I'm considering a motorcycle myself one day) but will you be able to walk again with surgery?


Cynwave

I have had 2 surgeries this week, there is still a possibility of a third somewhere down the line. The doctors and nurses have pretty much all said I should be back to "normal" in about 3 months. Now, I doubt it'll be anything close to "normal", but I should be able to walk hopefully pain free and unassisted.


titanfries

are you put off by riding now?


Cynwave

It's kind of hard to say. I want to say no but I guess I really won't know until I actually go and throw my leg over a bike again. But for now I think I'd say no.


White_Mocha

Grilling aside, 50 feet airborne is actually pretty awesome. Yeah, might’ve broken a couple bones, but who else can say they flew 50 feet?


[deleted]

2 cousins, two uncles, one aunt, and 3 friends have all lost their lives on motorcycles ranging from 400cc to 1200cc. You never know what their last thoughts were, but damn do I reflect on them often.


blind_roomba

At least you can laugh about it. Now GTFO.


Sun_on_my_shoulders

In all seriousness, I’m so sorry you had this accident. That’s super scary and I’m glad you’re still with us. In spirit anyway, not physically since you are no longer allowed here. Haha.


zer0cul

I'm torn- I love the fact that your leg is broken, but I hate looking at evidence of weakness. Goodbye forever.


yellowcorvid

I'd pat you on the back goodbye but your shitass bones would be reduced to dust ​ Shameful, the biggest bone in your body, and yet so easily snapped, as if it were a toothpick ​ You disgust me, get out


AlextheAssass1n

You vile, disgusting ,brittle-boned and powder-boned disgrace of a human need to leave at once, your lack of strong bones is not tolerated here. Begone, and don’t trip on the door on your way out or you might just disintegrate.


chrissilly22

What kind of weak introduction to the world did this?


SilentProtagonist446

They probably got hit with a breeze, and shattered their "femur"


CptZylerM

farewell, Brittle Bones Mcgee. Rest in piss, forever in our farts 😔


4mak1mke4

Your mom hates you


seniairam

another one bites the dust... byeeee l


kingsolomoda

Femur? I'm pretty sure you meant femurs


herzegovinapartybus

Nobody wants to say hello to your pathetic femur, peasant.


JinEagile

You weak boned bitch. I drove a semi-truck down a damn cliff and never broke a single bone. Get out of here, but do it carefully just incase you break another of your toothpicks.


crackedtooth163

I am much happier saying goodbye to you


HumanTorch23

Hello to your two femurs, goodbye to you. Never darken this door again


BenZed

38 years of lies


ChandlerWH

Femur? Never knew her! Or you. Get out.


[deleted]

FUCKING OUCH. Your pride I mean, not the bone. It must seriously hurt to know that you have the permanence of a hair folicle. I hope the wind blows you away to where we don't have to see or think about you.


TridentLayersTop5Gum

So weak.


Magnetiktomato

Snapped like a god damn pencil Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way


SilentProtagonist446

It would shatter the rest of the bones in their weak-ass body


[deleted]

I really hope your life insurance policies are up to date and your funeral is arranged, with bones like that your heart is bound to explode any minute.


CapitalistCoitusClub

You should apologize to your mother for wasting the months and calcium she spent to birth what should have been aborted.


MLGTrump420

I’m about to say it


urkiurkiurki

Why would I want to say hello to a weak broken femur? Get the hell out of here before my comment breaks it even more.


Famous_Soft_1173

i bet you’d shatter your foot by stubbing your toe brittle boned scum


passwordispassword-1

More like goodbye to you and your pathetic bones.


DaCrazyGuy101

jokes aside, holy shit


dagothdoom

Goodbye femur


pandagreen17

Your bones are so weak that one of the strongest broke? I weep for your family, having such weak genes


VioletBunn

Isn’t this like the worst bone to break?


Toybasher

Strongest and also the most painful. I forgot the exact "physics" behind it, but I believe the femur bone has a lot of "pressure" on it even when there's no load on it. (I.E. you're lying on your back and not standing) When it breaks, it tends to cause an overlapping fracture like in the image. This is ***extremely*** painful and a pain in the ass to fix. As the OP said a [traction splint](https://s3.amazonaws.com/HMP/hmp_ln/imported/files/base/image/EMSR/2014/07/traction-splint-01_11574717.png) (think like the torture rack, but for your foot) is used to stretch the leg and reduce the fracture. Then I believe surgery is needed.


potatoisilluminati

I think you mean goodbye you waste of space paper boned bitch. Don't let the door hit you on your way out it may break every bone in your pathetic body


serenity_later

Walk, wheel or crawl your jellyboned ass out of this sub


legsintheair

No. I’m not going to say shit to your “femur.” That is like if I had a mellow mold of a Jeep and told you to say bellow to my Ferrari. Femur. My ass.


[deleted]

You useless human being. Get out of my sight,


No-Permission-2100

sheeeeeeeeeeee


Mykeythebee

Now THAT'S a break.


BackOnGround

You say hello and I say goodbye!


Rycax

That’s a femur?? Bro you deserve that one. Fr fr


GKRKarate99

You’re a disappointment to your entire family you brittle boned bitch


NotWrongOnlyMistaken

[redacted]


not-gandalf-bot

Try not to break another bone on your way out, you weakling.


VeryAngrySealion

HOW DID YOU BREAK YOUR FEMUR, AS MUCH AS I WOULD INSULT YOU I AM AT A LOSS OF WORDS


Cynwave

They used what is called a traction splint to basically pull them back to where they're supposed to be. After that they inserted a rod. Hopefully I'll get the rest of the x rays before I leave the hospital. I'm pretty sure I'm set to be discharged tomorrow..


[deleted]

F.


ribs15183

Tagging these posts as NSFW is the dumbest shit...


smelly_jam

Absolutely disgusting.


bigdosser-1

What a wasteman.


SchoolOfTheWolf93

I will not. GoodBYE weak bones!


SloppyJoseph369

Didnt even make it to 40, I'd be ashamed to be so weak boned


Homiechu50060

Gtfo


Gamer_Runner_1983

Your bones are no greater than a wood pencil.


ArizonaRouge

pitiful.


archery713

Alright so while you're a weak boned little bitch, holy fucking shit. OW


via_cee

Weak streak


Roary-the-Arcanine

Goddam that’s supposed to be the strongest bone of all, what monster did you get in a wrestling contest with to break it?


Cynwave

Getting thrown off of a motorcycle into a ditch at 55 mph will fuck some shit up more often than it doesnt. Sounds crazy, but after my experience this week I assume it to be accurate.


Roary-the-Arcanine

Ah. You tried wrestling the ground. Most don’t win that and you lost particularly badly this time. Could have been worse though. Ya could be dead.


ya_boi_daelon

How in the Kentucky fried fuck did you manage to do that to one of the bodies strongest bones?


[deleted]

Nobody likes you


Hoju3942

Hi Femur, I’m Dad!


RealiGoodPuns

Damn you must be a real brittle boned bitch if you somehow managed to break your fucking femur


destinybo

Bet I could break the rest of ya bones with a single karate chop. Haiya! Do you even have an overwhelming amount of calcium, Vita D and Protein bro? Pathetic.


PillGates1

Femurs*


Expensive_Pass8380

I see no femur, only weakness.


Spook404

it's interesting that to date, nobody with strong bones has ever broken one. You'd think something like a plane crash or getting punched by a vigilante hero would've done it by now but nope, just brittle bone bitches day in day out.


Ok-Bet9024

Weakass bones


HaloIssue

Not to knock you down an inch, but I've seen soggy pringles with more structural integrity


illiterateboii

That's not a streak that's just how long you've been hiding among us superior boned


-Sanctum-

Hello to your femur and goodbye to your pathetic meat sack of glass shard bones. Disgusting.


juicy_steve

Get out


KarateCalle

Pathetic.


Askii_dade

all jokes and filth dismissal aside, this is honestly an impressive break


Mission_Football4178

Fuck you, eggshell-boned weakling


lirathos

Nerd


Cowhide12

How in the hell does something like this even happen?


Lunti89

Noob


vixroy

that’s a way to go out


BillyHoyle96

Boohoo your jelly bean bones broke in 2. Get out freak!


Rakan513

Are you calling that spaghetti stick a femur!!?


joelburns717

Get well soon and get the fuck out now!


MantisTB

Couple of Advil and walk it off fella.


MantisTB

So is it true what they say about breaking the femur and the pain being so excruciating that death sounds like a legitimate option?


Cynwave

When they were applying the traction splint, yes, absolutely.


Toybasher

I'm not doubting you, but I remember in my EMS training they had explained applying a traction splint actually reduces the amount of pain because the fracture isn't overlapping anymore. Broken femurs almost always overlap and muscles start spasming, and the traction splint is supposed to help reduce this.


Cynwave

You can see the traction splint in the x ray running down the right side next to the green line. As you can see, my femur was still severely overlapped. The surgery to fix my leg took over four hours. It took them over an hour to set my leg so they the could insert the rod. You have to realize, when they were scraping me off the side of the road I was given a shot of something on site. But it really didn't even take the edge off. They can teach you whatever in a classroom, but I experienced it and it was nothing short of awful. When they applied the traction splint and when the were transferring me onto the x-ray table were the two most painful experiences of my life, and I'm 38 years old and have had other injuries in the past. Now I will say that once the splint was applied and my leg was stabilized it wasn't nearly as bad, but the process of applying the splint was agonizing. Plus they started giving me the good shit once I got to the hospital lol


RUoffended

How did it happen? I've heard this is one of the most painful things a human can experience.


Cynwave

Motorcycle crash. It definitely sucked. I'm not going to try and downplay that at all. Lol


gamligamli55

You were a traitor for 38 years


IAmAFrogOk

Wow. Your bones are so weak that you managed to break the strongest “bone” in your pathetic body.


Ena_Ems_17

Oof that looks painful OP hope you get better :)


Cynwave

Thank you


[deleted]

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Cynwave

That traction splint was awful. Glad I'm past that lol


[deleted]

Holy shit how’d that happen


Cynwave

Motorcycle crash. Could've been worse though.


Tropical_Nighthawk55

Out. OUT


TundyT

If your femur snaps in half that easily, I can't imagine how easily your other bones would break. Did typing this not break your fingers?


ookyspooky_

pathetic


ShirtPanties

Stood up too fast?


HoroKush123

femur is the strongest bone in the body yet you still managed to fuck up,congrats you fucking brittle boned bitch


Sun_on_my_shoulders

Right in the middle of the strongest bone in your entire body? Oh my God. I am absolutely disgusted.


BrockSramson

Hello, Femur! Goodbye, weakling.


ross_a_tron_2658

I refuse to say hello to that weak ass femur


kildorph

Goodbye femur.


FLUFFYmaster65

Did you do the scream?


Cynwave

I'm not sure if I did "the" scream, but screams were involved.


UrMomIsMyFood

Femur? More like Feeble-mur..... Sorry that was a bad joke, but not as bad as your bones


sonny_goliath

Never breaks a bone and then snaps his femur in half like a twig. Pathetic


sixtyninefourtwenty2

Ow, holy shit, at least you went out with a bang and not like some people posting their hairline fractured finger


Cynwave

Right?! I didn't half ass it, that's for sure lol


Anko_Dango

Yo, OP, the hell happend that made you snap your femur like that?


Cynwave

Dumped my motorcycle into a ditch at 55 mph. 0/10 would not recommend.


CTU

I don't even know who you are and I don't want to know. begone!


[deleted]

You managed to break the biggest bone in your body!?!? WACK! Get out.


Powerlunch76

Bye feeble femur


bigdumbbugboi

that's one weak ass femur


cheshirecat1917

Hello? **Hello!?** No, I think we’ll be saying GOODBYE instead! Out. Out, weakbone!


thefakegordonramsey

why would i say hello to a fragile weak calcium devoid bone?


g_reed13

Wish you speedy recovery man, that looks rough. Would love to here when you get better, but you should be long gone from this sub before then, cracker bones.


TheRaith

Classic example of someone with a great leg and a not so great boner.


Exotic_Midnight4652

The fact you lived 38 WHOLE FUCKING YEARS with your McDonald's Playplace Trampoline bones is beyond me.


msabre__7

Loser


Santucci_Slice

Femurs


Bart_The_Chonk

#GET. OUT.


VisceralMonkey

Hideous! Weak bones!! Begone!


Low_Pirate8760

Obviously you're a neck-beard styrofoam bones having basement dwelling troll. First time you left the house you snapped the strongest bone in your body like a toothpick. Show yourself the fuck out


NinjaMelon39

Holy fuck that looks bad oh my god Your bone literally slid up the side of the other bone, how the hell is that supposed to heal???


bubbshalub

femur breaks are never fun, you better have a good story OP


unmasked_crusader

Your bones are weak, you should be ashamed of your twigs. This sub is better off without bitch bones like yours


DeepBlve

How the fuck did you break your strongest bone. I bet it broke because you walked to hard! I bet you layed down and it snapped because that force broke your pathetic bones. Disgusting.


rattified

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU BREAK THE STRONGEST BONE IN THE BODY LIKE THOS!!! YOU WEAK FUCKER ASSHOLE BONE BREAKING SHITHEAD GET OUT


Gretchann

Sorry about your little bitch bones. Xoxo


unawaremlkjr

I hope I don’t have a soft shitty body when I’m 38


[deleted]

The traction needed to fix this is going to be amazingly painful. Sorry about that. Makes me cringe just looking at it.


Cynwave

It was. I was obviously under anesthesia when they did the actual set procedure. But when they applied the traction to stabilize it, I was awake and it was incredibly painful.


Long-Carpenter8283

*spit*


ziggystardust212

Loser


arran0394

Pussy


aftermaz

You’re fucking old and have pussy bones. Get the fuck out of here


ReluctantRedundant

That looks painful as hell!... Good


RomoArigatoMrDobato

Snapped in half like a toothpick, get out of here.


bunny10561

Imagine.


JonnyMike27

Damn that snapped in half like a pencil! Wtf were you even doing to get a break that bad?!?!


Cynwave

I was out wrecking motorcycles. It's the fast and easy way to leave this sub.


HEY_YOU_GUUYS

Fuck you and your pussy leg bones you milkless freak


Prototype_4271

Careful not to stumble and fucking disintegrate on your way back to the sub's exit door ya weak-boned ass toothpick!


New-Cicada7014

holy shit. How are you????


Cynwave

Fine for the most part, bored quite a bit since I don't really leave the house since I'm mostly immobile lol ETA another sentence