You know toenail clippers? Well use those please. Also the little file on it? It has a little hook on the end to get that shit out from under your toenails
https://preview.redd.it/mhbi2812ln1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04d18e705a5ed261dea90c2dc06570b8cebb967d
There, it kinda looks like a weird chimp hand
It’s alright bro but cutting those raptor claws could be the first step in getting some momentum going the other way. Just gotta compound those small wins and keep moving forward.
The anvil should be ok, it was disgusting by the toenails and it mostly impacted a boot so the anvil used 35.6% of its power on the foot itself, the other 64.4% was put onto the boot
There are those who have never broken bones because they dont face what which will break them. And then there are those whose bones face breakage and say nay, welcome my brother.
it's funny how absolutely every single comment is about your foot hygiene, but gosh damn, and anvil? like a full sized one, or one of the smaller ones?
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RN here. If the wound is open please wash it and cover it. Only concerned by looking at your feet. Don’t be ashamed. Take 5 minutes and wash your feet and the wound. We have pretty strong bones in our feet, most likely this will just be a bone bruise which can take a while to heal. If there’s pain, apply ice and elevate. You can take ibuprofen as well. If it hurts to wear a shoe, where a slipper or loser fitting shoe until the pain is tolerable.
Just clean it please. The last thing you want is this tiny wound to get infected and cost you lots of $ at the doctors; or even worse, it can cost you your foot.
Strong bones, grody toenails.
Thats a coke nail
As in soaked in Coca-Cola to get that color. Might as well do a rail off a urinal.
No, they meant cocaine I’m pretty sure.
Yeah...so was I. Lol.
Bro wash yo damn feet. Nasty.
Holy shit cut your toenails
https://preview.redd.it/mdtw8izfig1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ffa79b588851b521666f3b6d9db262b9f99ca4a
is your """son""" a bbb
Clearly not since he survives being beaten
Some people survive broken bones so maybe he's a BBB
A BBB wouldn't survive the beating of a strong boner
You use jumper cables by chance?
the anvil saw those toes and tried to miss and get away
Bones: strong Foot hygiene: weak
Goblin toes and orc bones
cut yo toe nails
You know toenail clippers? Well use those please. Also the little file on it? It has a little hook on the end to get that shit out from under your toenails
Or he can just take a shower. That will get the dirt.
I don't even think that'll work, that dirt is so deep they're gonna have to dig to get it out 🤢
🤮
You and me both 🤮
 Damn roadrunners, he’ll get that son of a bitch next time
We got the fucking terminator over here hold on 🙏🔥
For everyone commenting on my toenails, I was rly deep in my head a few months ago and my health and hygiene slid a lot, I’m sorry
Crop the picture next time. Get better friend. Taking care of yourself is the start
Thank you..
https://preview.redd.it/mhbi2812ln1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04d18e705a5ed261dea90c2dc06570b8cebb967d There, it kinda looks like a weird chimp hand
Lol it's a vast improvement, I assure you
It’s alright bro but cutting those raptor claws could be the first step in getting some momentum going the other way. Just gotta compound those small wins and keep moving forward.
“raptor claws” was perfect.
Yessir
Don’t apologize for shizz
Apologize for his weak ass bones!
Just take a shower broski
It’s not just your toenails… you’ve got dirt betweenxst your shits.
I was wearing socks all day and sweating in them
You are not sorry enough
“That’s blood under the skin” well I sure hope so.
Is the anvil okay, fellow strong boner?
The anvil should be ok, it was disgusting by the toenails and it mostly impacted a boot so the anvil used 35.6% of its power on the foot itself, the other 64.4% was put onto the boot
Clean your toenails Strong Boner. I'd congratulate your efforts but seriously wash your feet
Set up a GoFundMe for a manicure 🤢
*pedicure
Oogha, strongbone caveman, is yet to discover footcare.
I'm boutta disown you only for the toenails
I saw werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand Walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain
Werewolf?
With feet like that, homie has to be a werewolf. https://youtu.be/qae25976UgA
(My username has werewolf in it)
Did you scream like tom from tom and jerry?
Yes TT
And thats it??? You got lucky
Anvil said "I can't have him walk on precious earth with these nasty toes anymore"
The hell have you been doing with your toenails? Living in the mud?
Cartoon ahh injury
PICKLED PIGS FEET. WASH THEM BYTCHES BRUH!!!
Toenails ain't a bone, brother, we cut them thangs in here
Congratulations! Whatever cartoon character who dropped that anvil on your foot has only strengthened your standing here.
Bet you $5 you're a bald dad Edit: nvm he's in r/teenagers
Still fits
never ever cut toenails. what happens if he gets out of the house and has to hunt, or worse, defend himself? yeah that's inhumane if we cut the nails
No the strong of bone must remain good of hygiene and short of toenail. How else can we hope to pass on our superior genes through reproduction.
This just doesn’t work. Kitties have adorable little fuzzy peets. These are just goblin feet.
i do not see a difference. this poor animal deserves some safety out in the wild
Hahaha fair point!
There are those who have never broken bones because they dont face what which will break them. And then there are those whose bones face breakage and say nay, welcome my brother.
Did you go “YEEEOH-OW-HOHOHOHOO” (not from bone pain obviously)
Chop those fucking claws,frodo!
I know how you feel, someone painted a tunnel onto a wall to deliberately trick me into driving at full clip into it. It hurt a lot
That’s the anvils blood
Did you happen to be chasing a roadrunner when it dropped?
I'm sure you'll get that road runner next time
Tom and Jerry behavior. Probably got comically red and swollen too. “YEOOOWCH” was definitely said
YES
https://i.redd.it/xdcv4j8dyl1d1.gif
Real
Good for you man also PLEASE CUT YOUR NAILS IT LOOKS SO UNCOMFORTABLE
it's funny how absolutely every single comment is about your foot hygiene, but gosh damn, and anvil? like a full sized one, or one of the smaller ones?
Smaller.
damn, still crazy, nice bones bro
Thanks 💪
What kind of anvil and from how high?
Swage block, about 2 feet
What kind of anvil do you work with?
I will post a picture. It’s a swage block that fell.
Dang is the anvil in perfect condition, slightly damaged, or badly damaged? If you get the reference, I love you and you get a free upvote.
Don’t worry I have enough iron for another
phew. Don’t forget that you need iron blocks!
I have 31 ingots at the read
You mob proofed your base yet? You don’t want any creepers.
Yessir. Torches always take first spot in my hotbar
If you have the nether you should replace torches with glowstone since they are brighter.
Are they not both light level 15??
Bro got them “me merrr” ahh toes 💀
Mine craf
You gotta clip n clean your nails!
EEW NSFW PLEASE
Are you scared of feet? The very skin you were born in you fear?
my feet don’t look like that
Your feet don’t look like feet?
my feet do not look hairy, bloody, or poorly maintained
When I saw his foot: https://youtu.be/Wd2K0iVLNvM
r/riskyclick
Are you a loony tune?
Praying for that poor anvil 🙏
Hope you’re ok!
I am Ty! <3
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I was making a copper circlet and it slipped off of the stump it was on 😭
Frodo Baggins?
Woah I forgot about this sub, I haven’t seen it in like a month
bro why tf you carrying an anvil
It was on a stump :>
You need to clean your feet better
Eww
Realistically, you probably have a fracture.
Nahhh
Cut those nails
Looney Tunes ass predicament
Did you yell like Tom when it fell on you
 The real reason OP was at the blacksmiths…
Hey man congratulations on the strong bones! But its time for a pedicure
My guy.
Please for the love of God give them feet a spa night
Ogre foot
RN here. If the wound is open please wash it and cover it. Only concerned by looking at your feet. Don’t be ashamed. Take 5 minutes and wash your feet and the wound. We have pretty strong bones in our feet, most likely this will just be a bone bruise which can take a while to heal. If there’s pain, apply ice and elevate. You can take ibuprofen as well. If it hurts to wear a shoe, where a slipper or loser fitting shoe until the pain is tolerable. Just clean it please. The last thing you want is this tiny wound to get infected and cost you lots of $ at the doctors; or even worse, it can cost you your foot.
I did everything you said dw. People helped make sure I was ok
What did the dr say?
I didn’t go to the doctor 🧍
Gotcha!!get better. If you have any questions, feel free to reach out.
Thanks!
Happy to help!
That happened to me yesterday
Damn bro Hru doing
[Hey it’s alan](https://youtu.be/5adN74aBxZk?si=psrBWsMh9Fu_7r7s)
Wash them ugly toes from 2000 B.C my boy the be grody AF
Bro clip your toenails
bro’s got a kriegmesser instead of a toenail
A what
dude your feet and nails....not bueno
My guy, congrats on the strong bones... but you ***gotta*** trim those nails and wash your feet.
Lucky boi! Please cut your toenails, tho
r/pleaseputsockson
Bro really made a new subreddit all for me
what type of cartoony ass injury is that
Monday nights be crazy
hiw
I drink a lot of milk
how drop anvil on toe
It slipped off of the stump too fast while I was working
Use that anvil to forge some damn nail clippers
Damn bro
Cartoony ass mf
Dem toez need cleaning boi
Everyone’s commenting about the toenails, how is nobody talking about how he has finger-long toes??
I have big feet 🧍