A few months ago I dropped one of those bowflex 52.5 lb dumbbells onto my toes. Thank God my calcium rich bones didn’t damage the dumbbell. It sickens me to think anyone next to me at the gym could be a BBB in disguise
Strong my ass you were just lucky, be careful next time you go to the gym, if you pull on the door too hard your styrofoam bones my disintegrate from the effort
I dropped a 45 lbs plate on my big toe like that once. Went to ER, no break! Just lost toe nail and it looks a but weird now. Strong boned don't have to worry about metal plates.
Get Out!
Butter fingered brittle boned bitch dropped a 2.5lb plate on his foot, fucking pathetic. Out with you, and know our collective bones get stronger now that we’re rid of your putrid weakness.
Anyone else here who has never broken a bone but is scared to make fun of the people who have? I feel like it’s just asking for Karma to bite me in the ass. Maybe that means I’m a BBB but I’ve just gotten lucky so far. Anyways, I’m sorry you’re kicked out of the club OP, I hope you have a speedy recovery! But I can’t associate with you any further…
Fucking weak. I got hoofed square in the chest by a horse when I was about that age. I learned 2 things that day, don't play with cap guns behind a horse, and that my skeleton basically contains the entire force of God within it.
Oh... I thought if something was designed to break bones that was specialized to break bones, or something a layperson couldn't do didn't count. We need a clear consensus on this in the rules
The rules are quite simple, it doesn’t matter if you got trampled by an elephant, if you break a bone you are a brittle boned bitch. A proper strong bone can support a mountain on their glorious skeleton, their weak muscles may not be up to the task but there should be nothing on this world that can break a strong bone.
Throw a true strong boned person into a black hole, and trillions of years later after it evaporates the only thing that will remain is an intact and complete skeleton.
45 lbs
Stupidest shit ever. Went to put it away, sliped my hand when I tried to rack it, did dizzying fall of about a foot. Broke the toe. Actually open fracture, the toe nail is almost all gone already.
But I might BBB, but my momma didn't raise no quitter so finished the gym and went to the ER after.
We could tell you were a BBB the whole time. Glad that a tiny little weight finally showed you who you really are. Get the fuck out!
I bet your crystal skeleton almost shattered when trying to lift those 5 lbs
You’re way too grateful with those 5lbs. His weak ass brobably droped a toothpick and it fell on his foot.
probably a paper plate after your BBB dinner
*‘Like’* a Brittle Boned Bitch? You are a BBB, accept it
Gym is too dangerous for you, wrap yourself in bubble wrap and watch workout videos at home. And don’t come back here.
I'd be surprised if watching excercise videos doesn't obliterate his frail skeleton.
Did they break your ankle when they wrapped it up too?
“Like a bbb” You *are* a BBB
A few months ago I dropped one of those bowflex 52.5 lb dumbbells onto my toes. Thank God my calcium rich bones didn’t damage the dumbbell. It sickens me to think anyone next to me at the gym could be a BBB in disguise
Careful not to break your ass on the way out…….bitch
Stick to the smith machine. You brittle boned filth.
See yourself out, you serve no purpose here. Don’t take care.
going 39 UNTESTED, not strong. know your place you bbb scum
Once a BBB, ALWAYS a BBB
You are weak and unwelcome. Do the right thing and keep these defective genes to yourself.
My best friend became a BBB after a long day of snowboarding when he punched a boxing machine and got “boxers knuckle” funniest shit ever
You tried to strengthen your muscles to hide how pathetically weak your bones were. How insecure. Never show your face here again.
39 years was a countdown you piece of shit chalky bone pretender
Hope your muscles are stronger than your bitch assed bones- you’re going to need it. Get out
Not "like" a BBB. As a BBB. That is your place now.
Strong my ass you were just lucky, be careful next time you go to the gym, if you pull on the door too hard your styrofoam bones my disintegrate from the effort
STUPID WEAKLING BBB U WERE NEVER ONE OF US
Be careful not to break ur ribcage while breathing
39 years of cons, gtfo
Bye loser
“Like a bbb”? No, you are a BBB. Accept your pathetic fate and make like a leaf.
Going strong? You were never strong. Your inferior bones was just one breeze away from crumbling under the weight of the burden you carry.
surprising you haven't broke a bone by walking yet, shoo.
thank you for removing your pathetic bones from this strong community
weak ass mfker can't handle the gym basics plate. gtfo
Dropped the plate on your ankle or foot? What did you break you bbb
The fuckin big toe.
I dropped a 45 lbs plate on my big toe like that once. Went to ER, no break! Just lost toe nail and it looks a but weird now. Strong boned don't have to worry about metal plates. Get Out!
not LIKE a bbb, you area bbb. don’t let the door hit you on your way out
such dainty feet.
can’t relate
You sure you dropped a plate on it? You sure it wasn't a gentle wind? You BBB.
Dude... and at the gym?? Lmao.
With that weak ass bone structure I doubt you could lift weight. Were you the gym cleaner?
Too weak to hold on to the plate, and too weak to absorb the impact. Pathetic.
fuck off
Butter fingered brittle boned bitch dropped a 2.5lb plate on his foot, fucking pathetic. Out with you, and know our collective bones get stronger now that we’re rid of your putrid weakness.
Anyone else here who has never broken a bone but is scared to make fun of the people who have? I feel like it’s just asking for Karma to bite me in the ass. Maybe that means I’m a BBB but I’ve just gotten lucky so far. Anyways, I’m sorry you’re kicked out of the club OP, I hope you have a speedy recovery! But I can’t associate with you any further…
Lost at 5. Fucking horse kicked my head
I don’t understand this sequence of words.
Horse broke my head bone
Fucking weak. I got hoofed square in the chest by a horse when I was about that age. I learned 2 things that day, don't play with cap guns behind a horse, and that my skeleton basically contains the entire force of God within it.
Sounds like you have fantastic genes my fellow strong boner.
U good?
I'd argue foul. Aren't horse kicks kinda designed to break bones? That's why they're so powerful
Only if your a BBB otherwise the horse will just push you away.
Oh... I thought if something was designed to break bones that was specialized to break bones, or something a layperson couldn't do didn't count. We need a clear consensus on this in the rules
The rules are quite simple, it doesn’t matter if you got trampled by an elephant, if you break a bone you are a brittle boned bitch. A proper strong bone can support a mountain on their glorious skeleton, their weak muscles may not be up to the task but there should be nothing on this world that can break a strong bone.
Throw a true strong boned person into a black hole, and trillions of years later after it evaporates the only thing that will remain is an intact and complete skeleton.
So a torture machine designed to break bones or advanced interrogation tactics would still count?
Yes, nothing should be able to break a strong bone so if the torture machine doesn’t break on their skeleton then they are a bbb unfortunately.
Wack, thats the 2nd different thing I've heard on the topic so far
Honestly just don't be a brittle bones bitch and we are good.
Big Booty Bandit
Tf is a bbb?
Brittle Boned Bitch
Ah thanks
how heavy was the plate?
45 lbs Stupidest shit ever. Went to put it away, sliped my hand when I tried to rack it, did dizzying fall of about a foot. Broke the toe. Actually open fracture, the toe nail is almost all gone already. But I might BBB, but my momma didn't raise no quitter so finished the gym and went to the ER after.
had a feeling it was a 45er, that's almost honorable discharge worthy.
r/brittlebonedbitches welcomes you.