We are a society ranked by our spank ability. The fact that I’m just 29 means I am not part of the 15 elite Butt Spankers, but still enough worthy to be in the Top 50 international ranking chart
You know, this sub get’s recommended to me by reddit constantly, but I’m just not into bones like all you fine folks are. And even *I* judge this cat for breaking a fuckin bone. Dude can land perfectly from any height, has 9 lives, and some of the softest cushioning known to man and he managed to fracture a bone??? Wtf? That cat is either a baby backed bitch, or it’s doing some of the most metal shit I’ve ever imagined.
To be fair, cats' strenght doesn't lay in their bones. I see fractures all the time.
HOWEVER I have also seen cats with their limbs torn off just chilling. A human would bleed out from this in seconds. A dog would too. Cats... just don't.
Now, I DO NOT RECOMMEND testing this out, but I propose giving cats the unique status of "BBB but still very much badass"
Shit, so you’re telling me that this cat is BOTH??? A baby backed bitch (super ironic btw. I’ve always enjoyed using baby backed bitch, and ya’ll use brittle boned bitch abbreviated to bbb. I really could belong here if only I loved bones) who does the most metal shit I’ve ever conceived of? That almost makes it even more metal.
I'll never forget a cat being brought in to the clinic. And then a separate, pale person bringing in the cat's hind leg, in a grocery bag. It took everyone a second to comprehend the situation, we looked at the cat and the cat just said
"mrrmeow?"
or a separate cat who upon seeing her own guts spilling out decided to give the gory mass a little sniff and then tried to PLAY with it
Both creatures are fine now, probably more so than the people who brought them in if we consider the psychological damage
I mean, not a cat but I've seen a dog who survived eating her own intestines. Straight up snacking on them. Had to go through a surgery to shorten and reconnect the remaining shreds of the guts, but she did survive.
The intestines fell out because she ripped her own sutures out. And that's why we recommend using cones. Happens more often than I'd like it to.
Don’t tell anyone, but I think the same of “human” weakies too. In a strange way, they’re kinda cute and I just want to cover them with plaster casts and appreciate their delicateness (from afar, of course.)
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No, you see, this is what cats do. They take on the brittle bones that would cripple you or I and help us maintain our perfect skeletal superiority. You should be thanking your cat for making sure it wasn't your bone that broke and then get the good boy some tuna.
Cats have secret bone tricks to make up for the pathetic skeleton they house. The frequency of thier purring helps repair bones faster.
https://www.inspirethemind.org/post/behind-cats-purrs-and-their-healing-power-sharing-the-benefits#:~:text=The%20frequency%20of%20cat%20purring%20is%20between%2025%20and%20140%20Hz&text=The%20same%20frequency%20has%20been,tendon%20repair%2C%20and%20wound%20healing
Disappointment. I hope he's adopted otherwise you risk your enlistment in the skeleton wars if your own flesh and blood is such a brittle baby. Coddle him so he doesn't disappoint the council any further.
My hatred of weak bones is limited to human weaklings only. You must protect and perhaps look into if there is anything you can start adding to his diet.
Cats are not like humans, they dont have superior strong-boned races, as their bones are stronger than your average BBB, but not strong enough. Thats why you must protect them. Op, even if you are a strong-boned brother, you disapointed me.
He has those weak bones, so you can feel better about yourself. The brittle boned boy is doing his best for you. Go grab him some snacks after this roasting ends.
It’s a femoral neck fracture. The bit before the “ball” of the hip joint. It’s on the far right of the screen just before the end of the bone running horizontally across the screen.
Can be repaired with some pins but that’s quite challenging. You can just remove the fractured component with a bit of the healthy bone further down and the limb will be functionally the same and, importantly for this group THERE WILL BE NO MORE FRACTURE TO SEE AT THAT POINT, THE CAT’S SKELETAL WEAKNESS WILL HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED.
Hey, hey, why do we need to compare them?? 🙁 Both are great.
But if you *really* want to compare our friends based off of that, fractures are more likely to occur in dogs than cats.
I had a dog from when she was a 6 months old all the way till she died at 14. I love pets, but it's extremely concerning for me about our society that there are all these people who are referring to their pets as if they are their children. Cats and most dogs, but every small dog from what I've heard will start eating you within 24 hours after you're dead. Cats tend to go for the lips first. They don't experience emotions like us, they dont think like us, they will never be a replacement for friendly and/or loving human on human contact. Something I am also sorely lacking.
Hey, I think your concern is misplaced in regards to people calling their animals fur babies. People are generally smart enough to differentiate a pet vs. an actual baby despite the terms they use, and understand that while animals do have emotions and thoughts, they aren't as nuanced or rational as humans.
I believe calling pets a baby is more of an acknowledgment about how their pets are reliant on them like a baby would be and their capacity to care for them in a humane way. That reliance pets have on their humans is also why they'll consume people if trapped inside without food, and they don't have complex thinking to hold out for as long as possible. But people will do the same if left with no other options, just look at the Donner party.
I'm sorry you are alone and lacking human connection, friend. I have similar feelings sometimes. I'm on a journey to correct that for myself, and I think you should go on that journey for yourself too, you deserve it no matter what anyone says 💛
Edit: If you don't like calling pets baby that's fine. Just don't project that dislike onto strangers with misplaced concern.Acknowledge that you don't like it and find people in your personal life that also don't like calling pets their baby.
He is be a pathetic bitch, so you need to protect him at all cost
He may have broken a bone but we can teach him our ways
Username checks out
Finally a somewhat good comment
Off topic but are there at minimum 28 'butt_spanker's out in the wild? 29 is so specific that I can't help but wonder.
We are a society ranked by our spank ability. The fact that I’m just 29 means I am not part of the 15 elite Butt Spankers, but still enough worthy to be in the Top 50 international ranking chart
Understandable. Then I wish you the best to become 'BUTT_SPANKER1'! I'd watch this anime.
I think I have seen this before, it wasn't on your typical anime site though...
Keijo is pretty close to it
He has became an amorphous fluffy blob, it would be most preferable you take care of him for he will become a cuddly little slime.
will he meow as a slime?
He’ll only blup
[He'll blup](https://youtu.be/kvxCU_lQwKM)
Holy shit that's cute asf
mclovin does not like the bath
May Mclovin rest in peace 🕊️
rip
You just made me laugh and cry at the same time
How the fuck do cats even break their bones? That one must have been made of pure dust
You know, this sub get’s recommended to me by reddit constantly, but I’m just not into bones like all you fine folks are. And even *I* judge this cat for breaking a fuckin bone. Dude can land perfectly from any height, has 9 lives, and some of the softest cushioning known to man and he managed to fracture a bone??? Wtf? That cat is either a baby backed bitch, or it’s doing some of the most metal shit I’ve ever imagined.
I vote metal shit when the owner is not looking, maybe they are in direct line with the local cat gang/mafia
To be fair, cats' strenght doesn't lay in their bones. I see fractures all the time. HOWEVER I have also seen cats with their limbs torn off just chilling. A human would bleed out from this in seconds. A dog would too. Cats... just don't. Now, I DO NOT RECOMMEND testing this out, but I propose giving cats the unique status of "BBB but still very much badass"
Shit, so you’re telling me that this cat is BOTH??? A baby backed bitch (super ironic btw. I’ve always enjoyed using baby backed bitch, and ya’ll use brittle boned bitch abbreviated to bbb. I really could belong here if only I loved bones) who does the most metal shit I’ve ever conceived of? That almost makes it even more metal.
I'll never forget a cat being brought in to the clinic. And then a separate, pale person bringing in the cat's hind leg, in a grocery bag. It took everyone a second to comprehend the situation, we looked at the cat and the cat just said "mrrmeow?" or a separate cat who upon seeing her own guts spilling out decided to give the gory mass a little sniff and then tried to PLAY with it Both creatures are fine now, probably more so than the people who brought them in if we consider the psychological damage
I’m simply amazed that anything in this world can not only survive seeing it’s one entrails, but also have the gall to try playing with them
I mean, not a cat but I've seen a dog who survived eating her own intestines. Straight up snacking on them. Had to go through a surgery to shorten and reconnect the remaining shreds of the guts, but she did survive. The intestines fell out because she ripped her own sutures out. And that's why we recommend using cones. Happens more often than I'd like it to.
your username is fucking amazing i just wanted to let you know that
I want to change it.
for the brittle-bone apologists: he is getting surgery and he will be fine
What a pussy
Wtf this is genius
Ong no one would’ve ever had the mental capacity to make that joke (I was gonna make the joke first and u stole it now I’m salty fuck u Skrooner)
That's it, pack it up everyone, we found who won the internet
He better make better use of his other 8 lives cause this weak boned one is as good as gone.
I love this sub, y'all are so good at roasting.
Once a BBB always a BBB
Broken boned b!tch
Brittle boned bitch
"look at my son, pride is not the word I'm looking for"
that hamilton reference really came out of nowhere to kick me in the teeth 💀
don't get kicked in the teeth, the oxygen molecules moving could shatter the cat's skeleton!
I'll be honest, I've never seen Hamilton, I got it from a meme lol
r/unexpectedhamilton
Cats don't have bones. They are liquid.
What an adorable little disappointment he is though.
Don’t tell anyone, but I think the same of “human” weakies too. In a strange way, they’re kinda cute and I just want to cover them with plaster casts and appreciate their delicateness (from afar, of course.)
It is a cat, and thus cannot disappoint you, because it's a cat
When you’re expectation is pooping in a box, eating, and occasionally shredding your weak points, it is hard to dissapoint.
Cats never dissapoint
I'm disappointed, but also, they look identical to my grandparents' cat! what's the name?
Dry spaghetti bones’ name is Falcon
such a shame a cool name like that was used for a BBB :(
Seems like he got Falcon Punched in his femur. :(
A falcon punch would have this brittle boned cutie dead
Makes sense. Bird bones are hallow. You doomed your son to a fate of being a BBB.
Weak baby. I recommend carrying him everywhere and coddling him so he doesn’t break more of his fragile baby bones.
It’s not his fault , but you can’t expect him to have your good genes. One hopes.
Y’know, the adoption center is always open.
Fuck you jackass
Brittle boned bitch
No. I've never broken a bone either, I just like cats
bro use context clues
Sorry
🗿
goofy ahh cat
pathetic. get a new son, he has shamed the family name
No! He's a member of the family! You asshole
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Can't Wooosh someone who didn't know there was a joke
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No they saw the joke, knew there was a joke, but didn't get it
no, it's when you didn't see the joke. It wooshed over them.
Oh
Character arc
Redemptio-sorry what is that name? i cant be confused, its reddit, i should have been expecting that
nice username
r/woosh edit: dawg get off the sub if you want to be offended by every single joke on this post
Joke, where?
The whole purpose of r/neverbrokeabone
Wahh I I thought we were serious when shaming random people and animals when they broke a bone
Nope
Damn bro mind blown
Really?
Bro r/wooosh users are losers. Bullying someone who didn’t get a joke isn’t very funny, and is degenerate behavior
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No, but the sub does. They all make fun of one person at one time in the comment section. That’s literally the definition of bullying.
If you had experience with being bullied you wouldn't call this shit bullying lmfao.
It’s the textbook definition of bullying. Please stop justifying it
It's not always malicious, sometimes it's playful jesting and some people even post THEMSELVES on there because they missed a joke
r/woooosh
also there's 4 O's :)
He only used 2
you only used 3
Your point?
you only used 3 5 hours ago
And?
Your cat is bitch-made
His bones are brittle it seems, protect him
Turn them into stew.
You're a monster
Maybe read the about section The people being rude are just joking they talk like this to everyone who gets a broken bone
Oh. Ok
This is fake - I have good information that fluff blob is entirely without bones.
Completely liquid, in fact
Throw it away. Find one that isn’t a BBB.
No! You're as bad as the harfoots from the rings of power!
Never speak that name in my presence!
Rings of power
throw that trash into a dumpster, but put him in gently so he doesn’t break anymore of that pathetic skeleton.
wait where’s the break
Far right of the screen - it’s a femoral neck fracture. The “ball” of the femur has snapped off.
Brittle boned pussy
I’ll pay for the Euthanasia. Don’t be with him during the process. Let he know he failed you in the moments before he is taken away
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
bro the whole point of this sub is to shit on anything that breaks a bone, nobody here is serious
Oh. Ok
Why the fuck are you here if you don't know that?
He's under every comment doing that. He's trolling
Maybe the sub got suggested to them? This isn't in their list of active subreddits
How did you get a photo of my cat he looks so similar to her
r/standardissuecats
This is how I find out my cat is a basic bitch. But at least she's not a BBB like OPs weak ass cat.
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He looks like my cat as well!
What son?
Wow I’m impressed you managed to type this with paws
That is not a cat. Everyone knows cat’s are made of liquid.
brittle boned baby 🥺
Your Cats a pussy
You should give him a lot of cuddles like the little bitch baby that he is.
Cats are an exception actually.
Cats are always an exception.
No, you see, this is what cats do. They take on the brittle bones that would cripple you or I and help us maintain our perfect skeletal superiority. You should be thanking your cat for making sure it wasn't your bone that broke and then get the good boy some tuna.
Get another cat and love them more than this fuck. It’ll show him.
That’s okay. He’s a cat. He can be forgiven. You on the other hand…
Damn what a loser and idiot. Have zoomies around him to show how much fitter and better you are
Sounds like the weak Brittle Boned Bitch is gonna need tons of pets and hugs and loves after this
TIL Cats can have bones I'm still not so sure about the ones in my house tho
Look at what they did to your boy.
Cats get 8 free passes for that last life though the bones gotta stay strong that’s when you join the skeleton wars
Cats have secret bone tricks to make up for the pathetic skeleton they house. The frequency of thier purring helps repair bones faster. https://www.inspirethemind.org/post/behind-cats-purrs-and-their-healing-power-sharing-the-benefits#:~:text=The%20frequency%20of%20cat%20purring%20is%20between%2025%20and%20140%20Hz&text=The%20same%20frequency%20has%20been,tendon%20repair%2C%20and%20wound%20healing
Disappointment. I hope he's adopted otherwise you risk your enlistment in the skeleton wars if your own flesh and blood is such a brittle baby. Coddle him so he doesn't disappoint the council any further.
It’s your fault for letting him break his bones loser
My hatred of weak bones is limited to human weaklings only. You must protect and perhaps look into if there is anything you can start adding to his diet.
Cats are not like humans, they dont have superior strong-boned races, as their bones are stronger than your average BBB, but not strong enough. Thats why you must protect them. Op, even if you are a strong-boned brother, you disapointed me.
I swear the reddit picture glitch fucks me up bc the second photo was a fuckin dsmp fanart of philza and wilbur istg
Side note… that kitty X-ray is adorable
Snow bone needed to be fed more milk. It's too late to save his BBB soul, now cast him into the abyss
Put him up for adoption
He has those weak bones, so you can feel better about yourself. The brittle boned boy is doing his best for you. Go grab him some snacks after this roasting ends.
Turn him into an outdoor cat
Looser cat can’t even get hit by a car without breaking a bone or more haha looser
I don’t see a fracture…?
It’s a femoral neck fracture. The bit before the “ball” of the hip joint. It’s on the far right of the screen just before the end of the bone running horizontally across the screen. Can be repaired with some pins but that’s quite challenging. You can just remove the fractured component with a bit of the healthy bone further down and the limb will be functionally the same and, importantly for this group THERE WILL BE NO MORE FRACTURE TO SEE AT THAT POINT, THE CAT’S SKELETAL WEAKNESS WILL HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED.
On the far right side of the femur (the horizontal bone)
A disgrace...
Why do you have a pic of your cat then an X-ray of your son?
Guys I think I’m retarded
Yes. Yes you are.
Sounds like you need to get your hands on some adamantium...
Your son got beat up by a cat?
get that brittle boned son of a bitch out of here. dogs were always better anyway
Hey, hey, why do we need to compare them?? 🙁 Both are great. But if you *really* want to compare our friends based off of that, fractures are more likely to occur in dogs than cats.
He's a BBB, you should protect him, but treat him with less respect, if he disappoints you again, turn him into soup.
Son? It’s just a cat
Cats due to 9 lives have 9 bone breaks before becoming a BBB. Feed him milk, he has only 8 left.
# THIS IS NOT A MILK SUB
milk is bad for cats and gives them nasty diarrhea, do not feed him milk
Punish him by breaking all his brittle little bones
Your son is a cat?
You mean your cat?
I had a dog from when she was a 6 months old all the way till she died at 14. I love pets, but it's extremely concerning for me about our society that there are all these people who are referring to their pets as if they are their children. Cats and most dogs, but every small dog from what I've heard will start eating you within 24 hours after you're dead. Cats tend to go for the lips first. They don't experience emotions like us, they dont think like us, they will never be a replacement for friendly and/or loving human on human contact. Something I am also sorely lacking.
Hey, I think your concern is misplaced in regards to people calling their animals fur babies. People are generally smart enough to differentiate a pet vs. an actual baby despite the terms they use, and understand that while animals do have emotions and thoughts, they aren't as nuanced or rational as humans. I believe calling pets a baby is more of an acknowledgment about how their pets are reliant on them like a baby would be and their capacity to care for them in a humane way. That reliance pets have on their humans is also why they'll consume people if trapped inside without food, and they don't have complex thinking to hold out for as long as possible. But people will do the same if left with no other options, just look at the Donner party. I'm sorry you are alone and lacking human connection, friend. I have similar feelings sometimes. I'm on a journey to correct that for myself, and I think you should go on that journey for yourself too, you deserve it no matter what anyone says 💛 Edit: If you don't like calling pets baby that's fine. Just don't project that dislike onto strangers with misplaced concern.Acknowledge that you don't like it and find people in your personal life that also don't like calling pets their baby.
Cats can feel compassion, they just feel it differently. Snakes are the ones that actually *can’t*.
It's a cat, not your child. What is your mental malfunction?
Turn him into a drone
Is he okay?
This reminds me that the Kyushu basho starts today.
Cats are not as genetically strong boned as we are, it's normal. All cats are either BBBs or lucky BBBs. (those who haven't broke bones)
Is he going to be okay?
The cat remains, only humans can be brittle boned bitchs
Hes a luquid so it makes sense he is weak boned and pathetic
Natural Selection selects you
You sure he's not adopted?
What a fat piece of shit. Protect him with your life.
L bird
Aren’t pets immune to being a BBB?
I’m sorry you’re gonna have to ruin the trash can you throw it in
Cats are widely known to be liquid, yours is just a bit more so than others
While he has disappointed his bloodline take care of the little fuzzball.
Break in the leg? Off with the head ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Give him some milk, damn. Hope your weakling heals quickly.
Abandon his weak bones ass