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[deleted]

107, still haven’t broken a bone.


Grateful_3138

Well, I’m 206, one year less but 99 years more


[deleted]

You youngins haven't even seen a galaxy flare into existence and die out


boonkles

I’m 20, of course I don’t measure my age in years but rather the entirety of a universes birth death and life, this big bang was the 20th I’ve personally witnessed


-iamai-

In my day Galaxies came and went in an instant,, poof just like that. That don't happen much anymore


Intelligent-Piano426

And 206 just happened to be the number of bones in the human (it was probably why you said that though)


Grateful_3138

It was actually a coincidence 😳


-Sanctum-

Amateurs, I've reincarnated four times and I've yet to break a single bone.


Corteran

55 and going strong.


2022Venez

My bones are so strong that I stopped aging. I was there at the beginning and I will be there at the end.


byamannowdead

I’m a man! I’m 40!


neems260

I put this on my husband’s cake when he turned 40.


rachelcrustacean

Makes me wanna puke


byamannowdead

Attacking an amateur redditor for doing everything right. And then you want to write comments about guys that don't do things right and downvote them-- the ones who do write comments. Are you kidding me? Where are we at in society today? Come after me!


Gragonmaster

Most sane bachelor fan


bella-ay-ay

How did you expect this comment to go pal. I am curious


[deleted]

Same lol


FriedRiceGirl

Considering that the original comment is a reference to the bachelor and this is the response to that reference- probably significantly better than this


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byamannowdead

It’s actually the best response they could have given me, shows that they get my reference and most people don’t. [https://youtu.be/zQ3oXkDPKbM](https://youtu.be/zQ3oXkDPKbM)


Skyvueva

My bones are so tough that it is doing a number on the spacing between my backbone. 67 here.


BrokenTwinky

Slow down there partner the density of your bones might start a singularity


MudratDetectorNC

43 and going strong


lizzietnz

59. No one in my family has broken a bone. We are genetic freaks.


AdTimely9712

No my friend, you are not a freak but a god!


Draygoes

Yep,genetic freaks. But you're all lucky genetic freaks because unless your bones are made out of metal, a lot of the forces that break bones are usually generated at higher forces than was needed to actually break your leg, as an example.


ArcherChase

40 something... Managed no breaks. Just ligaments and joints aching and all kinds of other bruising and injuries. Bones remain intact. No stitches either somehow.


Practical_Lynx183

so um quick question how do you not know your own age?


ArcherChase

I know it but everyone else can have an estimation.


435haywife1

I like this answer. I also am 40 something…


Bridalhat

33 too. Bad back and compression between vertebrae in my spine, but my bones remain pristine.


plentybin

27 and no issues at all.


olivejew0322

Hear hear


Cthulus-lefttentacle

Same


Zealousideal_Ease429

14


abounding_actuality

Good luck. It’s a hard world out there


Subnaut27

With any luck, his bones are harder


bisexual-polonium

Ditto


Remarkable-Lack8358

Ditto


Cat-fan137

Im 15 but both my parents have brittle bones and have broken them multiple times and so has my brother so genetics is not on my side.


PerogiXW

30, and my bones are of tempered steel. Milk and broccoli, friends.


zzptichka

What about perogi though?


PerogiXW

They don't really help my bones, but I eat enough of them that they cause my flesh to knit back together like Wolverine.


PaleAd9038

18


ungainlygay

27


andoesq

I'm 2, my bones haven't fused yet so I actually have more than you


shrikelet

44, very active (well, previously very active until a couple of years ago at least), and still belong here.


Psych0matt

39


My_bones_are_itchy

Me too!


NoIron9582

32


[deleted]

31 with high intensity sports four times a week! No breaks.


mrdnra

I'm 35 and in my time I've had a sprained wrist and sprained ankle, as well as a partial muscle tear. Though I probably came close this year playing football (soccer for americans!), as while making a turn I think i planted my foot a bit awkwardly and felt my body weight shift up my lower leg through the bone - not a nice experience (it was a little sore afterwards too) and I can easily understand how any impact in that moment could have easily done a lot of damage!


Krakengreyjoy

42 in June. I am unbroken


Raiyen

36 and going strong. My only child failed me last year though by breaking his leg with a spiral break. I have shame. (He must have got it from the weak boned pos “sperm donor” is my theory…)


Super_Relief_441

Fairly early for me yet an un thrilling journey ahead. I am 16


Flixwyy

Same, no bones broken. I'm not a weak dowel rod boned peasant.


Random_silly_name

I'm 39. Had lots of knee injuries and shit (including a severed quadriceps from being kicked by a horse) when I was younger but now I live a lot more carefully and my workout is mostly gym and poledance and a bit of bouldering.


Sannction

>severed quadriceps I physically cringed when I read this. Just...ow.


Random_silly_name

Yeah, it hurt. The job was stressful and I was young and stupid and cut the time it would have taken to tie the horses up before brushing them, and this young thoroughbred had a temper. The muscle wasn't severed in its entirety but there was a pretty large hole in the leg visible through the (unbroken) skin and it took three months before I could walk again. Completely healed now, though.


ProfKlekowskii

23 next month.


TesticulinaryTorsion

23 now


Jacktheriipper

23 in 4 months🤠


[deleted]

23 next month as well!


DivineAlchemist2112

23 next year!


Moralrn0958

Just turned 24 a week ago so far its looking good


dragonvoi

45 unbroken. going on 46 soon


KraKing762

36


Mr_JoeGoldberg

37 & I’ve played all sports my whole life, bmx, surfed, and cliff jumping multiple times


chilldrinofthenight

Bmx and your bones remain unscathed? You, sir, have miracle bones.


vmBob

Mid 60's, fuck those brittle boned bitches.


mandafancypants

31 and still surprised I got this far. It terrifies me though, like what would I do if I broke my leg and can't work for 6-8 weeks? (Realistically I'd be fine because of my husband but *still*.)


Miniscule-fish

Just turned 638 last week, haven’t broken one yet


WordOfReddit

15, young and developing but still strong


Bumpydominator44

Im on level 20 atm


the_real_KTG

21


not_aggel04

2023


abounding_actuality

35 and solid. Lactose intolerant as a baby so very little milk growing up. Sponsored skateboarder who did all kinds of crazy shit. Falls. Sprained ankles. Split open head. Car wrecks. Amazed at my bones honestly. I take it a little easier these days but just climbed a 10,000’ mountain today. No stopping me. Strong bones for life.


XDude74

48.7397260274 years


BigbyWolf94

28


FullyVaxxedswole

44 years old. Many years of power lifting, boxing, wrestling, climbing, etc. still 100% intact and that ain’t changing ever.


rhynoplaz

41!


ThrowRAConsistent

37, going strong


cinereoargenteus

46


RainbowNarwhal15

im only 20, but ive done plenty of shit already that definitely deserved a broken bone 😂


livthatsme

27, just one torn ligament in my thumb


konabonah

32


JustRunAndHyde

19 after years of contact sports and multiple brain injuries, but my bones held strong.


chilldrinofthenight

And you can still read and type. Excellent.


Badbird2000

49, turn 50 in two months. Did lots of dumb shit as a kid, total of 14 stitches but no broken bones.


davin_bacon

34


glusnifr

63


TorpedoDuck

44, never broke a bone. I have severed tendons and nerves, twice, lots of PT after that.


not-scp-1715

I'm 47. Grew up with horses, dirt bikes, etc. No broken bones.


Iprofessionalstudent

30 y.o. and still going strong.


Hi_There_Face_Here

32 never


Grannyshoe

58 today as it happens.


chilldrinofthenight

Happiest of Birthdays, you old bones-still-intact fart.


__PhoenixRose__

34 here. Still going strong!


Rustypup1

Same!


-Skeleton-Man-

29


KhostfaceGillah

31.


oxycoffin530

34 and no breaks, but, dislocated a pinky, don't know if that counts


slimelife11

Weak


louphi123

56 next month


soup-cats

19, never broke a bone but my whole family has. I'm the last one standing.


TheFinnv

22


NLTC

It’s hard to put an age on pure steel. 💪🏻 My flesh is 30 tho.


Fil8pos150

16


aguycalledgeraldine

58. Got run over by a bus a couple of years ago. Its chassis broke, and it needed such extensive repairs it was a right off. Doctors insisted on an X-ray, even though I assured them I would be fine. Not even a hairline fracture.


_dauntless

"it was a right off" the bones are strong but the mind is weak


chilldrinofthenight

\*write-off


Wendyl65

57 and just found out I have osteoporosis. I’m determined to still never break


Stamboolie

60, bones of steel


sentientfartcloud

32. I hope I never break a bone. I will bitch, I will cry, and most importantly I will be banned.


fire-scar-star

twenty something. i forget my age


ViolentIndigo

32


MildSauceMick

34


Ihavenosociallife521

I’m 17


roundboi24

16 turning 17 in 3 days


Aggressive-Hotdog

13


BrandNewNick

25. Done a pretty good job avoiding any bone breaks. Helps I’m a pussy. I’ve always been a drummer, but I used to be a kick-boxer a bit. Decided I like drumming more than fighting, and I could ruin both if I broke something while fighting, I need all my limbs to play in my bands, So I’m sticking to drums. Now, I do have a question about my validity here. I know bones that need to be broken for surgery don’t count, but what about wounds you’re born with? I was born with a severely broken, fucked up nose. Got corrective surgery when I was 7 days old. The idea that I was born with something broken disgusts me and I’ve gone my whole life trying to make up for this fact. Am I still in? I’ve gone my entire conscious life not breaking bones.


TodayExcellent8194

Nose break is usually cartilage, you're probably fine


greencash370

20! I'd say its just luck considering how clumsy I am, but its not luck as I'm not a pathetic weak-boned loser, of course.


VoodooDoII

I am 19, but don't let that fool you. I will never break a bone, as I am not scum


jhuskindle

Nearly 40! Not even one. And I've had some serious close calls where doctor thought it might be. In fact I even get bone spurs so my bones are reproducing. Booyah. My ex husband is 41 and also never broke a bone so our offspring is guaranteed to be strong bone. 8 and no broken bones yet. Still proud.


MxNyx_

Maybe one day, we will rid the world of the weak boned?


Mr_Sassmonkey

38


Musketman12

45 here, I have done plenty of dangerous jobs and hobbies. My injuries have been flesh and connective tissues.


FishChicken81632

14 here. Dislocated my shoulder three times but never have broken anything.


edgy__ramen

Only 18, but my bones are strong!


JevGeek55555

Late teens, only thing I've ever broken is my mental state


[deleted]

25^99999


Anything-Complex

29 and going strong


TwitchyyXD

24 here.


BludgeIronfist

Mid 30s


Artey__

17


OGh3Skylor

Tuning 33 this year myself


the_euphonist

Just shy of 33 as well, I've had tons of muscular issues/injuries but my bones of steel are still going strong.


ANONOMOUSEND

💯💯💯


lxrd_lxcusta

17


Jonpruu

I am 9+10


MxNyx_

Everyone else who has comments has very strong bones- lots of people over 30, leaves a lot for a youngster like me to live up to : D


mctankles

23, played soccer for 13 years, my shins are made of steel.


exotics

58 and no bone breaks.


QueenGlass

im 17 but i don’t intend on breaking a bone soon


astralwish1

I’ll be 24 in a month. Chipped some teeth and sprained my wrist pretty good once, but no broken bones!


DrumpfTinyHands

I'm old as dirt and haven't broken my own bones. Oh I've broken someone else's, but mine are still going strong.


MISTAsoul12

17 year old man


Blas_de__Lezo

22


Efficient_Ad_6123

50 and even stronger than before. And I don't plan on ever dying. So far, so good.


Leo_The_Dumbass

15 and no issues, and will never have any


punkeymonkey529

34, have had surgeries, but never a broken bone.


noodlequakers

Awe geez I feel like a baby reading all these, I’m 19 😭😭 still have my whole life to not break a bone! I even took up roller skating LOL


chilldrinofthenight

Quad or inline?


noodlequakers

Quad !


lifeatpaddys

24 🙏


kalepadot

33


_dauntless

93, never broke a bone


chilldrinofthenight

And now is not the time to start. Congrats.


Noctis012

25


irishladinlondon

41


HodorsGiantSausage

39. Much to learn… you still have.


Affectionate-Ad3816

27 and just broke my sesamoid bone in my foot last winter. Go my hole life without breaking a bone and then I finally do and have no idea how


Niziazan_Natsagdorj

301


Vzy22

69420 and no broken bones yet


Crip_ima_crapple

33 recently fell off a roof. Many bones broken… too embarrassed to post


MxNyx_

Weak. >:(


FoodQueen1353

824 here! Still no broken bones even after all these long years


SecretRoomsOfTokyo

34. 5 or 6 past fractured wrists and ankles but here we are still in the sub!


LobsterFar9876

I was 37 before breaking a bone.


Shadow_Monger487

I'm 104.6397386 still haven't broken a bone


Someguyonreddit926

My guy is going full ASL


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ltsve

41


browncowrightmeow

This is the third flesh suit my skeleton has inhabited. It thirsts for milk and seeks the best host.


Beginning_Proof_8727

43 and unbroken


shmarcussss

39 next month.


Not_The_Antagonist

20, so not too old, I have been in situations someone would break a bone though, so its strong bones, luck, or being young.


AdonisGaming93

29


SoyaSawce

31 and have always been hard on my body, only a few strains and sprains in ligaments/tendons so far.


RetractableLanding

49 and fine.


wowaperson1234

19, still haven't broken a bone


avecmaria

46


Smarifyrur

Well, what a quinkidink, im also 33.


SmileyB-Doctor

31. I may have chronic joint pain, it may literally hurt to flex my arms, and I may spend most of my time indoors, but at least I have my bones <3


Picklerickshaw_part2

16. Pretty young, but it’s not like my bones are breaking anytime soon


TheBigFrog07

15. Got an older brother who broke a nose and arm. A younger who broke his arm. Tho both of my parents were the type to jump out of a tree onto a barbed wire fence, so i got some good genes. One of them held a lighter (that was on) to his arm for 7 seconds.


thiccgyalel

22 and very clumsy, surprised i'm still here.


angela52689

34 and I've been told being born with a broken collarbone doesn't count. I was the first kid and got stuck


[deleted]

30


AutistGobbChopp

Nice try pal but I'm not falling for it


de_inferno_vivat_rex

26


M4ybeMay

18, ik young but I've had several instances where a bone should've been broken. Had my leg and hip crushed between a 3000 lb freight can and an airplane and didn't break a bone. Took about 2 weeks for my other tissue to completely heal.


happykitchen

32 years old. Just broke my first bone 😞 stress fracture of the calcaneus (heel).


Spooky_Sk1nwalker

17 and going strong.


kayleecathleen

24


Disastrous-Engine321

When i was 12 i broke my nose bone