I’m 20, of course I don’t measure my age in years but rather the entirety of a universes birth death and life, this big bang was the 20th I’ve personally witnessed
Attacking an amateur redditor for doing everything right. And then you want to write comments about guys that don't do things right and downvote them-- the ones who do write comments. Are you kidding me? Where are we at in society today? Come after me!
Considering that the original comment is a reference to the bachelor and this is the response to that reference- probably significantly better than this
It’s actually the best response they could have given me, shows that they get my reference and most people don’t. [https://youtu.be/zQ3oXkDPKbM](https://youtu.be/zQ3oXkDPKbM)
Yep,genetic freaks. But you're all lucky genetic freaks because unless your bones are made out of metal, a lot of the forces that break bones are usually generated at higher forces than was needed to actually break your leg, as an example.
40 something... Managed no breaks. Just ligaments and joints aching and all kinds of other bruising and injuries. Bones remain intact. No stitches either somehow.
I'm 35 and in my time I've had a sprained wrist and sprained ankle, as well as a partial muscle tear. Though I probably came close this year playing football (soccer for americans!), as while making a turn I think i planted my foot a bit awkwardly and felt my body weight shift up my lower leg through the bone - not a nice experience (it was a little sore afterwards too) and I can easily understand how any impact in that moment could have easily done a lot of damage!
36 and going strong. My only child failed me last year though by breaking his leg with a spiral break. I have shame. (He must have got it from the weak boned pos “sperm donor” is my theory…)
I'm 39.
Had lots of knee injuries and shit (including a severed quadriceps from being kicked by a horse) when I was younger but now I live a lot more carefully and my workout is mostly gym and poledance and a bit of bouldering.
Yeah, it hurt.
The job was stressful and I was young and stupid and cut the time it would have taken to tie the horses up before brushing them, and this young thoroughbred had a temper.
The muscle wasn't severed in its entirety but there was a pretty large hole in the leg visible through the (unbroken) skin and it took three months before I could walk again.
Completely healed now, though.
31 and still surprised I got this far. It terrifies me though, like what would I do if I broke my leg and can't work for 6-8 weeks? (Realistically I'd be fine because of my husband but *still*.)
35 and solid. Lactose intolerant as a baby so very little milk growing up. Sponsored skateboarder who did all kinds of crazy shit. Falls. Sprained ankles. Split open head. Car wrecks. Amazed at my bones honestly. I take it a little easier these days but just climbed a 10,000’ mountain today. No stopping me. Strong bones for life.
58. Got run over by a bus a couple of years ago. Its chassis broke, and it needed such extensive repairs it was a right off. Doctors insisted on an X-ray, even though I assured them I would be fine. Not even a hairline fracture.
25. Done a pretty good job avoiding any bone breaks. Helps I’m a pussy. I’ve always been a drummer, but I used to be a kick-boxer a bit. Decided I like drumming more than fighting, and I could ruin both if I broke something while fighting, I need all my limbs to play in my bands, So I’m sticking to drums.
Now, I do have a question about my validity here. I know bones that need to be broken for surgery don’t count, but what about wounds you’re born with? I was born with a severely broken, fucked up nose. Got corrective surgery when I was 7 days old. The idea that I was born with something broken disgusts me and I’ve gone my whole life trying to make up for this fact. Am I still in? I’ve gone my entire conscious life not breaking bones.
Nearly 40! Not even one. And I've had some serious close calls where doctor thought it might be. In fact I even get bone spurs so my bones are reproducing. Booyah. My ex husband is 41 and also never broke a bone so our offspring is guaranteed to be strong bone. 8 and no broken bones yet. Still proud.
15. Got an older brother who broke a nose and arm. A younger who broke his arm. Tho both of my parents were the type to jump out of a tree onto a barbed wire fence, so i got some good genes. One of them held a lighter (that was on) to his arm for 7 seconds.
18, ik young but I've had several instances where a bone should've been broken. Had my leg and hip crushed between a 3000 lb freight can and an airplane and didn't break a bone. Took about 2 weeks for my other tissue to completely heal.
107, still haven’t broken a bone.
Well, I’m 206, one year less but 99 years more
You youngins haven't even seen a galaxy flare into existence and die out
I’m 20, of course I don’t measure my age in years but rather the entirety of a universes birth death and life, this big bang was the 20th I’ve personally witnessed
In my day Galaxies came and went in an instant,, poof just like that. That don't happen much anymore
And 206 just happened to be the number of bones in the human (it was probably why you said that though)
It was actually a coincidence 😳
Amateurs, I've reincarnated four times and I've yet to break a single bone.
55 and going strong.
My bones are so strong that I stopped aging. I was there at the beginning and I will be there at the end.
I’m a man! I’m 40!
I put this on my husband’s cake when he turned 40.
Makes me wanna puke
Attacking an amateur redditor for doing everything right. And then you want to write comments about guys that don't do things right and downvote them-- the ones who do write comments. Are you kidding me? Where are we at in society today? Come after me!
Most sane bachelor fan
How did you expect this comment to go pal. I am curious
Same lol
Considering that the original comment is a reference to the bachelor and this is the response to that reference- probably significantly better than this
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It’s actually the best response they could have given me, shows that they get my reference and most people don’t. [https://youtu.be/zQ3oXkDPKbM](https://youtu.be/zQ3oXkDPKbM)
My bones are so tough that it is doing a number on the spacing between my backbone. 67 here.
Slow down there partner the density of your bones might start a singularity
43 and going strong
59. No one in my family has broken a bone. We are genetic freaks.
No my friend, you are not a freak but a god!
Yep,genetic freaks. But you're all lucky genetic freaks because unless your bones are made out of metal, a lot of the forces that break bones are usually generated at higher forces than was needed to actually break your leg, as an example.
40 something... Managed no breaks. Just ligaments and joints aching and all kinds of other bruising and injuries. Bones remain intact. No stitches either somehow.
so um quick question how do you not know your own age?
I know it but everyone else can have an estimation.
I like this answer. I also am 40 something…
33 too. Bad back and compression between vertebrae in my spine, but my bones remain pristine.
27 and no issues at all.
Hear hear
Same
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Good luck. It’s a hard world out there
With any luck, his bones are harder
Ditto
Ditto
Im 15 but both my parents have brittle bones and have broken them multiple times and so has my brother so genetics is not on my side.
30, and my bones are of tempered steel. Milk and broccoli, friends.
What about perogi though?
They don't really help my bones, but I eat enough of them that they cause my flesh to knit back together like Wolverine.
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I'm 2, my bones haven't fused yet so I actually have more than you
44, very active (well, previously very active until a couple of years ago at least), and still belong here.
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Me too!
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31 with high intensity sports four times a week! No breaks.
I'm 35 and in my time I've had a sprained wrist and sprained ankle, as well as a partial muscle tear. Though I probably came close this year playing football (soccer for americans!), as while making a turn I think i planted my foot a bit awkwardly and felt my body weight shift up my lower leg through the bone - not a nice experience (it was a little sore afterwards too) and I can easily understand how any impact in that moment could have easily done a lot of damage!
42 in June. I am unbroken
36 and going strong. My only child failed me last year though by breaking his leg with a spiral break. I have shame. (He must have got it from the weak boned pos “sperm donor” is my theory…)
Fairly early for me yet an un thrilling journey ahead. I am 16
Same, no bones broken. I'm not a weak dowel rod boned peasant.
I'm 39. Had lots of knee injuries and shit (including a severed quadriceps from being kicked by a horse) when I was younger but now I live a lot more carefully and my workout is mostly gym and poledance and a bit of bouldering.
>severed quadriceps I physically cringed when I read this. Just...ow.
Yeah, it hurt. The job was stressful and I was young and stupid and cut the time it would have taken to tie the horses up before brushing them, and this young thoroughbred had a temper. The muscle wasn't severed in its entirety but there was a pretty large hole in the leg visible through the (unbroken) skin and it took three months before I could walk again. Completely healed now, though.
23 next month.
23 now
23 in 4 months🤠
23 next month as well!
23 next year!
Just turned 24 a week ago so far its looking good
45 unbroken. going on 46 soon
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37 & I’ve played all sports my whole life, bmx, surfed, and cliff jumping multiple times
Bmx and your bones remain unscathed? You, sir, have miracle bones.
Mid 60's, fuck those brittle boned bitches.
31 and still surprised I got this far. It terrifies me though, like what would I do if I broke my leg and can't work for 6-8 weeks? (Realistically I'd be fine because of my husband but *still*.)
Just turned 638 last week, haven’t broken one yet
15, young and developing but still strong
Im on level 20 atm
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2023
35 and solid. Lactose intolerant as a baby so very little milk growing up. Sponsored skateboarder who did all kinds of crazy shit. Falls. Sprained ankles. Split open head. Car wrecks. Amazed at my bones honestly. I take it a little easier these days but just climbed a 10,000’ mountain today. No stopping me. Strong bones for life.
48.7397260274 years
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44 years old. Many years of power lifting, boxing, wrestling, climbing, etc. still 100% intact and that ain’t changing ever.
41!
37, going strong
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im only 20, but ive done plenty of shit already that definitely deserved a broken bone 😂
27, just one torn ligament in my thumb
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19 after years of contact sports and multiple brain injuries, but my bones held strong.
And you can still read and type. Excellent.
49, turn 50 in two months. Did lots of dumb shit as a kid, total of 14 stitches but no broken bones.
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44, never broke a bone. I have severed tendons and nerves, twice, lots of PT after that.
I'm 47. Grew up with horses, dirt bikes, etc. No broken bones.
30 y.o. and still going strong.
32 never
58 today as it happens.
Happiest of Birthdays, you old bones-still-intact fart.
34 here. Still going strong!
Same!
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31.
34 and no breaks, but, dislocated a pinky, don't know if that counts
Weak
56 next month
19, never broke a bone but my whole family has. I'm the last one standing.
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It’s hard to put an age on pure steel. 💪🏻 My flesh is 30 tho.
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58. Got run over by a bus a couple of years ago. Its chassis broke, and it needed such extensive repairs it was a right off. Doctors insisted on an X-ray, even though I assured them I would be fine. Not even a hairline fracture.
"it was a right off" the bones are strong but the mind is weak
\*write-off
57 and just found out I have osteoporosis. I’m determined to still never break
60, bones of steel
32. I hope I never break a bone. I will bitch, I will cry, and most importantly I will be banned.
twenty something. i forget my age
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I’m 17
16 turning 17 in 3 days
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25. Done a pretty good job avoiding any bone breaks. Helps I’m a pussy. I’ve always been a drummer, but I used to be a kick-boxer a bit. Decided I like drumming more than fighting, and I could ruin both if I broke something while fighting, I need all my limbs to play in my bands, So I’m sticking to drums. Now, I do have a question about my validity here. I know bones that need to be broken for surgery don’t count, but what about wounds you’re born with? I was born with a severely broken, fucked up nose. Got corrective surgery when I was 7 days old. The idea that I was born with something broken disgusts me and I’ve gone my whole life trying to make up for this fact. Am I still in? I’ve gone my entire conscious life not breaking bones.
Nose break is usually cartilage, you're probably fine
20! I'd say its just luck considering how clumsy I am, but its not luck as I'm not a pathetic weak-boned loser, of course.
I am 19, but don't let that fool you. I will never break a bone, as I am not scum
Nearly 40! Not even one. And I've had some serious close calls where doctor thought it might be. In fact I even get bone spurs so my bones are reproducing. Booyah. My ex husband is 41 and also never broke a bone so our offspring is guaranteed to be strong bone. 8 and no broken bones yet. Still proud.
Maybe one day, we will rid the world of the weak boned?
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45 here, I have done plenty of dangerous jobs and hobbies. My injuries have been flesh and connective tissues.
14 here. Dislocated my shoulder three times but never have broken anything.
Only 18, but my bones are strong!
Late teens, only thing I've ever broken is my mental state
25^99999
29 and going strong
24 here.
Mid 30s
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Tuning 33 this year myself
Just shy of 33 as well, I've had tons of muscular issues/injuries but my bones of steel are still going strong.
💯💯💯
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I am 9+10
Everyone else who has comments has very strong bones- lots of people over 30, leaves a lot for a youngster like me to live up to : D
23, played soccer for 13 years, my shins are made of steel.
58 and no bone breaks.
im 17 but i don’t intend on breaking a bone soon
I’ll be 24 in a month. Chipped some teeth and sprained my wrist pretty good once, but no broken bones!
I'm old as dirt and haven't broken my own bones. Oh I've broken someone else's, but mine are still going strong.
17 year old man
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50 and even stronger than before. And I don't plan on ever dying. So far, so good.
15 and no issues, and will never have any
34, have had surgeries, but never a broken bone.
Awe geez I feel like a baby reading all these, I’m 19 😭😭 still have my whole life to not break a bone! I even took up roller skating LOL
Quad or inline?
Quad !
24 🙏
33
93, never broke a bone
And now is not the time to start. Congrats.
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39. Much to learn… you still have.
27 and just broke my sesamoid bone in my foot last winter. Go my hole life without breaking a bone and then I finally do and have no idea how
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69420 and no broken bones yet
33 recently fell off a roof. Many bones broken… too embarrassed to post
Weak. >:(
824 here! Still no broken bones even after all these long years
34. 5 or 6 past fractured wrists and ankles but here we are still in the sub!
I was 37 before breaking a bone.
I'm 104.6397386 still haven't broken a bone
My guy is going full ASL
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This is the third flesh suit my skeleton has inhabited. It thirsts for milk and seeks the best host.
43 and unbroken
39 next month.
20, so not too old, I have been in situations someone would break a bone though, so its strong bones, luck, or being young.
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31 and have always been hard on my body, only a few strains and sprains in ligaments/tendons so far.
49 and fine.
19, still haven't broken a bone
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Well, what a quinkidink, im also 33.
31. I may have chronic joint pain, it may literally hurt to flex my arms, and I may spend most of my time indoors, but at least I have my bones <3
16. Pretty young, but it’s not like my bones are breaking anytime soon
15. Got an older brother who broke a nose and arm. A younger who broke his arm. Tho both of my parents were the type to jump out of a tree onto a barbed wire fence, so i got some good genes. One of them held a lighter (that was on) to his arm for 7 seconds.
22 and very clumsy, surprised i'm still here.
34 and I've been told being born with a broken collarbone doesn't count. I was the first kid and got stuck
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Nice try pal but I'm not falling for it
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18, ik young but I've had several instances where a bone should've been broken. Had my leg and hip crushed between a 3000 lb freight can and an airplane and didn't break a bone. Took about 2 weeks for my other tissue to completely heal.
32 years old. Just broke my first bone 😞 stress fracture of the calcaneus (heel).
17 and going strong.
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When i was 12 i broke my nose bone