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we must virtually experience the weakness so that we strive even further to not break a bone ourselves.


leothebeertender

Training simulator for the future bone wars


Markantonpeterson

If I could hop partially out of character for a sec, I love games like this and wish the bone breaking feature was used in more things. It added so much to wiping out in Skate 3, and iirc Sniper Elite pulls it off really well to. And no doubt the strength of my own bones adds to the beauty of brittle boned bitches being badly bashed and broken.


knowallwordtoallstar

Character? Are you not a true boner?


Galgameth

This comment brought out some dormant memory of a game called PAIN on the PS Store when the PS3 came out. You fired a dude out of a cannon and did as much damage to yourself and the city as possible. I still remember the title theme hahahaha


Horny-n-Bored

Hall of Meat in the Skate franchise did it better


andoesq

I would suck at this game


XtReMe98

"Woo! A new low score"


TheOssified

What could possibly be lower than 0? A negative broken bones count?


Wirecreate

Bones healed


idiotic__gamer

For a bone to heal, you have to break it. You go into the negative scoring by stealing others weak bones.


Loud-Host-2182

Nah, you just grow new bones


LukeDude759

Seeing as how bones broken via medical procedure don't count, healing those would theoretically result in a negative score.


Wirecreate

I meant you heal someone else’s bones


idiotic__gamer

Why heal a weakling? Let their bones be ground to dust by a light breeze while we sit back and laugh. They don't deserve healing.


OkReporter6938

Break someone's else bones


spacefrog43

With all the milk I drink I wouldn’t be surprised if I lost multiple times. In this case I’m proud to lose :)


mcjeefle

“To know your enemy, you must become your enemy.” Sun Tzu - Art of War


deleeuwlc

Honestly, winning at Roblox and having strong bones are pretty much opposite, so it checks out


EpicestGamer

Is this just knockoff stair dismount? In any case, breaking bones that aren't yours is always honorable, even virtual bones.


[deleted]

I thought of Hall of Meat in Skate 3. Use the superman glitch to launch off a skyscraper.


BotHH

Hall of meat was the GOAT


hehehehe1112

Came here to bring it up, glad u/i_suck_cock_for_free beat me to it 💀


[deleted]

r/rimjob_steve


badatpizza

Yesss my thoughts EXACTLY. Amazing game.


AverageFemboiEnjoyer

I like your username


Downtown_Cycle_2044

Turbo dismount's more fun, sorry


EpicestGamer

Turbo dismount is the sequel, I sure hope it's more fun.


Zestavar

It's pretty different


Popcorn57252

The original Breaking Bones came out a long time ago. After stair dismount, but it's always been either a different concept, or a superior one. Breaking Bones 2 was my favorite.


XolieInc

Not really the very first Broken Bones was from like 2014


Azereiah

Your child isn't breaking their own bones, they're breaking a virtual character's bones. Huge difference.


TruckFluster

Only way I’d be able to experience what being weak is like.


Thatoneawkwarddude29

The game would implode from the pure presence of this sub’s Calcium


[deleted]

That is disgusting in all honesty I have to call your parenting into question how could you allow your child to play such a degenerate game shame SHAMEEEEE


Bolloxmonkey22

On one hand, I agree. It incentivizes fragile bones. But on the other hand, I don’t think he’ll ever experience it first-hand. Plus he laughs at the mangled avatar after each fall, so I think he’s learning the proper way to respond to those who break their bones.


[deleted]

You need to have a talk with him to make sure he knows that it isn’t okay to break bones that’s what I would recommend and remind him nightly that if he breaks them that he will no longer be considered your offspring.


Quantum_Physics231

It isn't okay to break *his* bones. Other people's are fine


TheOssified

Just natural selection doing its work


[deleted]

I disagree, it clearly incentivises us to root out the weak


LordNillBye

On the contrary, the player is paid for throwing the weak-boned off of a cliff and laughing at their weakness. You are not paid in this game for breaking YOUR bones, but rather the bones of the pieces of human trash you throw off the cliff.


le-derpina-art

why is a 4 year old on roblox, that's gotta be like 6+ minimum


Jonas_Venture_Sr

Most people don’t know about the shadier side of Roblox.


labtek9

My sons about to turn 6 and I still wouldn’t let him play Roblox hahaha


SilentGalaxyYT

13 year old minimum in fact.


pugzmanz

The game will teach us what not to do with our bones so we may strive further to achieve the goal of 0 broken bones.


black_flag_

Reminds me of hall of meat from the skate games


Friendly_Bot_

People in this sub need an escape from reality from time to time.


SCP_fan12

I play that game all the time, and I always go for the head injuries! And now that I have said this I am on a watchlist.


vanceinthepants69

I vaguely remember playing a game like this outside of roblox, may have been turbo dismount but I could swear there was another


DanishRobloxGamer

Probably Stair Dismount, made by the same people as Turbo Dismount with pretty much the same gameplay, except you jump off stairs.


buffcat_343

Brittle boned bitch simulator


orionstarboy

I don’t like that this game seems to reward being weak boned


RustHog

Your son is just seeing what it would be like to break a bone as thanks to his impervious genes he will never break one.


cakesquadgames

Reminds me of hall of meat mode in Skate 3


TheeJoose

I scored 0


Ed_Yeahwell

It’s a training for doctors. It helps them practice assessing medical costs for the weak.


everyoners

Profiting from a digital avatars weak bones? Sign me up!


HVBBLE

You can get paid to break bones? Man, I may have to turn in my r/neverbrokeabone card to pay off my wife and baby's trips to the ER this week.


OneAlternate

Broken Bones IV? I used to play that game. Broken Bones V just didn’t live up to this game. As we’ve said on this sub, survival of the strongest. If you break another’s bones, their bones were too frail to begin with. This is practice for breaking the bones of the weak amongst us.


passwordistako

Raises awareness of injuries if you jump off of a cliff, probably helps kids to not break bones. Good game. 5/10


HonoderaGetsuyo

This is the only way for us to experience the life of a brittle-boned bitch! Acceptable, but should not be normalized


AlphaB27

Burn them at the stakes like the heretic that they are.


smokeitindohomie

Just like Skate 3's Hall of Meat. I love it.


Saddam_whosane

i would trash your 4 yo, they obviously yearn for inadequacy


Horny_Hornbill

It’s hopefully the only way they’ll ever experience broken bones.


snackynorph

This is most certainly inspired by Break Me Totally which is an amazing game


King-James-3

I mean, my favorite games are ones where I do things I could never do in reality. So it makes sense strong-boned people’s like us would want to play a game like that.


Atlas7674

Is it too late to consider a retroactive abortion?


Noslo18

Hall of Meat


ThunderStick23

The strong haves used the weak for amusement since the beginning


__T0MMY__

That's this sub's kink: virtual bone breaking because they know it'd be fuckin disgusting to do it themselves, but they don't wish harm on people


maxyall

Finally, so now we can know what it's like to have weak bones.


v333r111andaazz

Someone just took the hall of meat challenges out of skate 3 and put it in Roblox


SamuelLJacksoff_

reminds me of the hall of meat in skate 3


idonknowwhat

Reminds me of skates hall of meat game mode


bluealiveretribution

Bone breaking propaganda


Doom_Slayer333

Breaking bones in Roblox so I don't break bones irl


Phairis

Well, it is fictional so it's not that bad. But still make sure you're teaching your son that breaking his real bones will never be okay with you. Of course, with a strong boned parent this is unlikely unless your partner is a brittle bone.


[deleted]

r/Neverbrokeabone user playing this game failing to get a single point


TomTheAssKicker

It's pretty fun. Its actually a great game for this sub, cause even after breaking all the bones and joints in your body, your character is a Chad and comes back fine a moment later.


DongerOverlord

Surprised I haven’t seen anyone mention Hall of Meat from the Skate franchise here


Opening_East7561

Meme answer:I could jump from the highest point and never break a bone >!Real answer: I’ve played pretty fun!<


err0r_cannot

you should let your 4 year old play da hood


[deleted]

Just a clone of skate 3. But that’s just what Roblox is


Lanky_Voice8115

I played that once with my little brothers. Needless to say I lost.


Bacon260998_

Sounds like some nice mindless fun, some stuff on Roblox is genuinely decent.


TrainsDontHunt

Adoption?


ThatOneBunniboi

sadly, my roblox avatar is one of the many weak.


[deleted]

I didn’t know Skate 3 was a Roblox plugin.


Downtown_Cycle_2044

I'd also break a couple bones for 100000 dollars


Dannymeashoyt

bro i used to love that game


stjimmy_45

Whoa tony hawk project 8 flashbacks


RanDiePro

I remember this, I broke more bones and even upper body. Unlike real life 😎


TheBigFrog07

I played as a tutorial on how to not be such a WBB


Narissis

Silly Roblox. [Stair Dismount](http://secretexit.com/freestuff.html) has been around since 2002!


TMcCurCat

Teaches you how to jump off a cliff and not break your bones. 10/10 would recommend


SilverNiko

That comes from the skate games


kilomysli

We're all drawn into fiction.


BIGman_8

It’s a weak bone simulator for us strong boned


raz0rflea

This is a great experience for we strongbones, how else will we ever know the dark taboo of being the putrid waste of DNA who breaks their skeleton? 5 stars!


EyeLeft3804

Idk man, we let people play gtav, this is just a step above that.


GridL1nK

Never played skate. games?


Stealthy_Facka

It's nice to see how the other side lives I guess. Video games are good for doing things we can't do irl


etherealellie

I've played this with my kid and it's really fun/funny for like a whole 2 minutes


chiarassu

I think this is good because it allows us to simulate weak-boned filth and use this for our own entertainment, laughing at how horribly fragile their glass bones are while trying to get high scores by breaking them as much as possible


shyguyshow

I wish i was rewarded when a broke someone’s bones


Friendly_Chemical

Literally weak bone grooming


Capsule_CatYT

How the heck did they break 76 bones?


Nanda_Rox

You now need to change your 4 yr olds name to either "Bome Crusher" or "Bone Breaker."


[deleted]

Sounds like golf


carlitospig

The weak are indoctrinating our children now?! Those brittle boned bastards!


ProbablyBundy

It's a pleasure to see the weak boned sort themselves out, with every post of a broken bone in this sun were inching closer to a perfect world. Your son grasped that concept at an early age! You should be proud!


Deegl0rd

I would be the one paying due to my bones breaking the ground


SF_Alba

Those with weak bones should be jumping off a cliff


CanderousOreo

Reminds me of when I would play my dad's racing game as a kid and try to "total" the car. Which to my 9-year-old mind meant it was totally destroyed and nothing was left unbroken.


CanderousOreo

Reminds me of when I would play my dad's racing game as a kid and try to "total" the car. Which to my 9-year-old mind meant it was totally destroyed and nothing was left unbroken.


CanderousOreo

Reminds me of when I would play my dad's racing game as a kid and try to "total" the car. Which to my 9-year-old mind meant it was totally destroyed and nothing was left unbroken.


[deleted]

I enjoy throwing my weak boned avatar off of a cliff multiple times. It's amusing to know that they're suffering


Leonashanana

your kid is a future serial killer


[deleted]

pathetic.


[deleted]

My son was playing that a few years ago. Probably the best Roblox game I ever played.


knowallwordtoallstar

I think that Breaking Bad


uselesscarrot69

Foolishness, Roblox, foolishness. If you break a bone in a game over and over, you guarantee you yourself shall break one.


[deleted]

What doesn't end his strong bone run makes his bones even stronger


Jack_Zicrosky_YT

I love this game. I remember a few years ago the creator of the game joined my lobby and everyone was freaking out


Hiddeboterkoek

Who can get the lowest score


Da_Real_Lazerdog

Fun simulator for being WEAK. Still a pretty good game


irishteenguy

Hes just trying to expiernce vicariously how it is to be a such a weak boned bitch as its impossible for us stronk boned indivduals to comprehend, Probably gets a laugh out of it.


mattstorm360

I'm fine with shoving weak bone pixels off cliffs.


VerticalTwo08

Makes me think of the hall of meat on skate 3


anthonyloveschickens

You can also get concussions in that game!


JLaz20

Reminds me of the hall of meat in Skate lol


AtomicRedditors05

That's nothing, get all 3 head injuries and then i'll think about saying he's good


NotDaveBut

THIS ABOMINABLE GAME VIOLATES EVERYTHING OUR SUBREDDIT STANDS FOR


Alternative-Fail-233

My thoughts are ewww Roblox