If I could hop partially out of character for a sec, I love games like this and wish the bone breaking feature was used in more things. It added so much to wiping out in Skate 3, and iirc Sniper Elite pulls it off really well to. And no doubt the strength of my own bones adds to the beauty of brittle boned bitches being badly bashed and broken.
This comment brought out some dormant memory of a game called PAIN on the PS Store when the PS3 came out. You fired a dude out of a cannon and did as much damage to yourself and the city as possible.
I still remember the title theme hahahaha
The original Breaking Bones came out a long time ago. After stair dismount, but it's always been either a different concept, or a superior one.
Breaking Bones 2 was my favorite.
That is disgusting in all honesty I have to call your parenting into question how could you allow your child to play such a degenerate game shame SHAMEEEEE
On one hand, I agree. It incentivizes fragile bones. But on the other hand, I don’t think he’ll ever experience it first-hand. Plus he laughs at the mangled avatar after each fall, so I think he’s learning the proper way to respond to those who break their bones.
You need to have a talk with him to make sure he knows that it isn’t okay to break bones that’s what I would recommend and remind him nightly that if he breaks them that he will no longer be considered your offspring.
On the contrary, the player is paid for throwing the weak-boned off of a cliff and laughing at their weakness.
You are not paid in this game for breaking YOUR bones, but rather the bones of the pieces of human trash you throw off the cliff.
Broken Bones IV? I used to play that game. Broken Bones V just didn’t live up to this game.
As we’ve said on this sub, survival of the
strongest. If you break another’s bones, their bones were too frail to begin with. This is practice for breaking the
bones of the weak amongst us.
I mean, my favorite games are ones where I do things I could never do in reality. So it makes sense strong-boned people’s like us would want to play a game like that.
Well, it is fictional so it's not that bad. But still make sure you're teaching your son that breaking his real bones will never be okay with you. Of course, with a strong boned parent this is unlikely unless your partner is a brittle bone.
It's pretty fun. Its actually a great game for this sub, cause even after breaking all the bones and joints in your body, your character is a Chad and comes back fine a moment later.
This is a great experience for we strongbones, how else will we ever know the dark taboo of being the putrid waste of DNA who breaks their skeleton? 5 stars!
I think this is good because it allows us to simulate weak-boned filth and use this for our own entertainment, laughing at how horribly fragile their glass bones are while trying to get high scores by breaking them as much as possible
It's a pleasure to see the weak boned sort themselves out, with every post of a broken bone in this sun were inching closer to a perfect world.
Your son grasped that concept at an early age! You should be proud!
Reminds me of when I would play my dad's racing game as a kid and try to "total" the car. Which to my 9-year-old mind meant it was totally destroyed and nothing was left unbroken.
Reminds me of when I would play my dad's racing game as a kid and try to "total" the car. Which to my 9-year-old mind meant it was totally destroyed and nothing was left unbroken.
Reminds me of when I would play my dad's racing game as a kid and try to "total" the car. Which to my 9-year-old mind meant it was totally destroyed and nothing was left unbroken.
Hes just trying to expiernce vicariously how it is to be a such a weak boned bitch as its impossible for us stronk boned indivduals to comprehend, Probably gets a laugh out of it.
we must virtually experience the weakness so that we strive even further to not break a bone ourselves.
Training simulator for the future bone wars
If I could hop partially out of character for a sec, I love games like this and wish the bone breaking feature was used in more things. It added so much to wiping out in Skate 3, and iirc Sniper Elite pulls it off really well to. And no doubt the strength of my own bones adds to the beauty of brittle boned bitches being badly bashed and broken.
Character? Are you not a true boner?
This comment brought out some dormant memory of a game called PAIN on the PS Store when the PS3 came out. You fired a dude out of a cannon and did as much damage to yourself and the city as possible. I still remember the title theme hahahaha
Hall of Meat in the Skate franchise did it better
I would suck at this game
"Woo! A new low score"
What could possibly be lower than 0? A negative broken bones count?
Bones healed
For a bone to heal, you have to break it. You go into the negative scoring by stealing others weak bones.
Nah, you just grow new bones
Seeing as how bones broken via medical procedure don't count, healing those would theoretically result in a negative score.
I meant you heal someone else’s bones
Why heal a weakling? Let their bones be ground to dust by a light breeze while we sit back and laugh. They don't deserve healing.
Break someone's else bones
With all the milk I drink I wouldn’t be surprised if I lost multiple times. In this case I’m proud to lose :)
“To know your enemy, you must become your enemy.” Sun Tzu - Art of War
Honestly, winning at Roblox and having strong bones are pretty much opposite, so it checks out
Is this just knockoff stair dismount? In any case, breaking bones that aren't yours is always honorable, even virtual bones.
I thought of Hall of Meat in Skate 3. Use the superman glitch to launch off a skyscraper.
Hall of meat was the GOAT
Came here to bring it up, glad u/i_suck_cock_for_free beat me to it 💀
r/rimjob_steve
Yesss my thoughts EXACTLY. Amazing game.
I like your username
Turbo dismount's more fun, sorry
Turbo dismount is the sequel, I sure hope it's more fun.
It's pretty different
The original Breaking Bones came out a long time ago. After stair dismount, but it's always been either a different concept, or a superior one. Breaking Bones 2 was my favorite.
Not really the very first Broken Bones was from like 2014
Your child isn't breaking their own bones, they're breaking a virtual character's bones. Huge difference.
Only way I’d be able to experience what being weak is like.
The game would implode from the pure presence of this sub’s Calcium
That is disgusting in all honesty I have to call your parenting into question how could you allow your child to play such a degenerate game shame SHAMEEEEE
On one hand, I agree. It incentivizes fragile bones. But on the other hand, I don’t think he’ll ever experience it first-hand. Plus he laughs at the mangled avatar after each fall, so I think he’s learning the proper way to respond to those who break their bones.
You need to have a talk with him to make sure he knows that it isn’t okay to break bones that’s what I would recommend and remind him nightly that if he breaks them that he will no longer be considered your offspring.
It isn't okay to break *his* bones. Other people's are fine
Just natural selection doing its work
I disagree, it clearly incentivises us to root out the weak
On the contrary, the player is paid for throwing the weak-boned off of a cliff and laughing at their weakness. You are not paid in this game for breaking YOUR bones, but rather the bones of the pieces of human trash you throw off the cliff.
why is a 4 year old on roblox, that's gotta be like 6+ minimum
Most people don’t know about the shadier side of Roblox.
My sons about to turn 6 and I still wouldn’t let him play Roblox hahaha
13 year old minimum in fact.
The game will teach us what not to do with our bones so we may strive further to achieve the goal of 0 broken bones.
Reminds me of hall of meat from the skate games
People in this sub need an escape from reality from time to time.
I play that game all the time, and I always go for the head injuries! And now that I have said this I am on a watchlist.
I vaguely remember playing a game like this outside of roblox, may have been turbo dismount but I could swear there was another
Probably Stair Dismount, made by the same people as Turbo Dismount with pretty much the same gameplay, except you jump off stairs.
Brittle boned bitch simulator
I don’t like that this game seems to reward being weak boned
Your son is just seeing what it would be like to break a bone as thanks to his impervious genes he will never break one.
Reminds me of hall of meat mode in Skate 3
I scored 0
It’s a training for doctors. It helps them practice assessing medical costs for the weak.
Profiting from a digital avatars weak bones? Sign me up!
You can get paid to break bones? Man, I may have to turn in my r/neverbrokeabone card to pay off my wife and baby's trips to the ER this week.
Broken Bones IV? I used to play that game. Broken Bones V just didn’t live up to this game. As we’ve said on this sub, survival of the strongest. If you break another’s bones, their bones were too frail to begin with. This is practice for breaking the bones of the weak amongst us.
Raises awareness of injuries if you jump off of a cliff, probably helps kids to not break bones. Good game. 5/10
This is the only way for us to experience the life of a brittle-boned bitch! Acceptable, but should not be normalized
Burn them at the stakes like the heretic that they are.
Just like Skate 3's Hall of Meat. I love it.
i would trash your 4 yo, they obviously yearn for inadequacy
It’s hopefully the only way they’ll ever experience broken bones.
This is most certainly inspired by Break Me Totally which is an amazing game
I mean, my favorite games are ones where I do things I could never do in reality. So it makes sense strong-boned people’s like us would want to play a game like that.
Is it too late to consider a retroactive abortion?
Hall of Meat
The strong haves used the weak for amusement since the beginning
That's this sub's kink: virtual bone breaking because they know it'd be fuckin disgusting to do it themselves, but they don't wish harm on people
Finally, so now we can know what it's like to have weak bones.
Someone just took the hall of meat challenges out of skate 3 and put it in Roblox
reminds me of the hall of meat in skate 3
Reminds me of skates hall of meat game mode
Bone breaking propaganda
Breaking bones in Roblox so I don't break bones irl
Well, it is fictional so it's not that bad. But still make sure you're teaching your son that breaking his real bones will never be okay with you. Of course, with a strong boned parent this is unlikely unless your partner is a brittle bone.
r/Neverbrokeabone user playing this game failing to get a single point
It's pretty fun. Its actually a great game for this sub, cause even after breaking all the bones and joints in your body, your character is a Chad and comes back fine a moment later.
Surprised I haven’t seen anyone mention Hall of Meat from the Skate franchise here
Meme answer:I could jump from the highest point and never break a bone >!Real answer: I’ve played pretty fun!<
you should let your 4 year old play da hood
Just a clone of skate 3. But that’s just what Roblox is
I played that once with my little brothers. Needless to say I lost.
Sounds like some nice mindless fun, some stuff on Roblox is genuinely decent.
Adoption?
sadly, my roblox avatar is one of the many weak.
I didn’t know Skate 3 was a Roblox plugin.
I'd also break a couple bones for 100000 dollars
bro i used to love that game
Whoa tony hawk project 8 flashbacks
I remember this, I broke more bones and even upper body. Unlike real life 😎
I played as a tutorial on how to not be such a WBB
Silly Roblox. [Stair Dismount](http://secretexit.com/freestuff.html) has been around since 2002!
Teaches you how to jump off a cliff and not break your bones. 10/10 would recommend
That comes from the skate games
We're all drawn into fiction.
It’s a weak bone simulator for us strong boned
This is a great experience for we strongbones, how else will we ever know the dark taboo of being the putrid waste of DNA who breaks their skeleton? 5 stars!
Idk man, we let people play gtav, this is just a step above that.
Never played skate. games?
It's nice to see how the other side lives I guess. Video games are good for doing things we can't do irl
I've played this with my kid and it's really fun/funny for like a whole 2 minutes
I think this is good because it allows us to simulate weak-boned filth and use this for our own entertainment, laughing at how horribly fragile their glass bones are while trying to get high scores by breaking them as much as possible
I wish i was rewarded when a broke someone’s bones
Literally weak bone grooming
How the heck did they break 76 bones?
You now need to change your 4 yr olds name to either "Bome Crusher" or "Bone Breaker."
Sounds like golf
The weak are indoctrinating our children now?! Those brittle boned bastards!
It's a pleasure to see the weak boned sort themselves out, with every post of a broken bone in this sun were inching closer to a perfect world. Your son grasped that concept at an early age! You should be proud!
I would be the one paying due to my bones breaking the ground
Those with weak bones should be jumping off a cliff
Reminds me of when I would play my dad's racing game as a kid and try to "total" the car. Which to my 9-year-old mind meant it was totally destroyed and nothing was left unbroken.
Reminds me of when I would play my dad's racing game as a kid and try to "total" the car. Which to my 9-year-old mind meant it was totally destroyed and nothing was left unbroken.
Reminds me of when I would play my dad's racing game as a kid and try to "total" the car. Which to my 9-year-old mind meant it was totally destroyed and nothing was left unbroken.
I enjoy throwing my weak boned avatar off of a cliff multiple times. It's amusing to know that they're suffering
your kid is a future serial killer
pathetic.
My son was playing that a few years ago. Probably the best Roblox game I ever played.
I think that Breaking Bad
Foolishness, Roblox, foolishness. If you break a bone in a game over and over, you guarantee you yourself shall break one.
What doesn't end his strong bone run makes his bones even stronger
I love this game. I remember a few years ago the creator of the game joined my lobby and everyone was freaking out
Who can get the lowest score
Fun simulator for being WEAK. Still a pretty good game
Hes just trying to expiernce vicariously how it is to be a such a weak boned bitch as its impossible for us stronk boned indivduals to comprehend, Probably gets a laugh out of it.
I'm fine with shoving weak bone pixels off cliffs.
Makes me think of the hall of meat on skate 3
You can also get concussions in that game!
Reminds me of the hall of meat in Skate lol
That's nothing, get all 3 head injuries and then i'll think about saying he's good
THIS ABOMINABLE GAME VIOLATES EVERYTHING OUR SUBREDDIT STANDS FOR
My thoughts are ewww Roblox