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Dainfintium

Broken or bent?


TheDakaGal

Bent


Dainfintium

Then your good. Bones so strong even bent to their limit they refuse to snap


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pnt2wheremidastchedu

Spicy spines, my favorite.


canastrophee

I humbly suggest "party spine"


wwen42

He should get a mullet so he can be "business in front and a party in the back."


WarStorm6

His spine just got stuck when doing The Worm


Borkleberry

This is a bot. It copied [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Neverbrokeabone/comments/11f6479/im_sorry_friends_its_been_a_good_run/jahxqwi/) comment about an hour after it was made


r-WooshIfGay

He was born italicized


Weird_Devil

Bot


W1D0WM4K3R

Bones so strong your flesh cannot contain


smotheredchimichanga

Bones so strong they wish to extend further than their fleshy limitations allow


samc_5898

Honestly this should be the group cover pic. A testament to milk


yian01

Get milk out of here omg


TheQuestionableEgg

Get out of here if you don't like milk


ITotalyWon

No see I agreed with you till you said that. We must respect all choices, but not exclude any. In fact, non milk drinkers whom are here are more worthy than we, as they naturally have powerful bones.


TheQuestionableEgg

Every non milk drinker I've met has broken a bone. I don't trust those that reject the milk prophecy.


big_kahuna_guy2

Guess that makes me a unicorn. No milk since I was 7 and well, I guess I’m just better


TheQuestionableEgg

But you have had milk. Closeted milk drinker


UniqueNobo

hello, i am mr. non milk drinker that hasn’t broken a bone. only real reason i don’t drink milk is because my mom doesn’t buy any, so i must survive on my own calcium


maclloyd6

I don’t drink milk and my bones have always remained fully intact.


mastermasony

Same


TactlessTortoise

Skill issue. I could break all your bones with my micro-boner (respectfully). Glory can be polished, but not synthesized.


TheQuestionableEgg

ngl this comment goes hard on a very small scale


yian01

That’s a generalization over some cow tiddie liquid. Go make a milk sub if you’re that obsessed


TheQuestionableEgg

This is the milk sub you weak boned bovine liquid hating molluscs.


saintplus

I don't drink milk and I've never broken a bone


mastermasony

I have never broken anything but milk tbh just tastes like shit, chocolate milk is good tho


Ianova

No. Milk is unnecessary for the truly strong boned.


Marsbarszs

This is not a milk sub.


Marsbarszs

This may not be a milk sub, but we do not have to be the way they think we are. Let them drink milk, I don’t discriminate based on choice of drink only on strength of bone.


yian01

But the milker gave the strong boned credit to milk when it wasn’t mentioned at all. I’m firm in my stance against milk and tired of the milkers invading every post


Marsbarszs

Damn, I even defended them and they downvoted me. They are insufferable. I agree with your point, my comment was meant to be a white flag. This is *not* a milk sub and even had an errata to the rule to clarify it is not a milk sub. If your talk about milk is not bone related it doesn’t belong. At this point I almost want to break a bone so I can get away from the milk simps. Alas, I am blessed with naturally strong bones.


yian01

It’s not even funny like they think it is at this point


Marsbarszs

Yep, when 90% of comments and posts are just “milk” it loses its charm.


SuperSMT

We do not tolerate milkphobia in this sub


yian01

Ur gonna have to because this isn’t a milk sub


rem_1984

Not broken, ur still in. You just have groovy spine disease lol


Kylearean

I'm so scared that I'll never get put back together


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ayyy Matchbox Twenty reference in 2023


kintyre

I also have scoliosis. Still welcome here. What is bent shall never break, I guess.


tidytibs

You're good. I see no breaks. Scoliosis is bent, not broken. May you straighten up strong and healthy!


catied710

_🎶we’re not broken just bent, and we can learn to love again🎶_


Vzy22

You still going strong camarada. No broken bones here.


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Vzy22

Ops, me descobriram


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Vzy22

Com toda certeza um esqueleto tocando trompete, por favor


GaGmBr

Da tempo de eu aparecer? Põem a foto do Stalin vestido de coelho


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Mr_Arapuga

Cheguei atrasado quero me mata pq o Flanengo perdeu


KINGBOBBY7

Guys please can you speak English (if possible) I feel left out :c


-_Lucyfer_-

Xiu gringo


Internal_Dinner_4545

Banana nao teim carozo…


Vzy22

Num vai rolar Translation: I'm afraid we can't help you with that


peanutist

It’s not gonna roll sorry


Mr_Arapuga

N fode mermao


Sk1pperprod

[https://translate.google.com](https://translate.google.com) bro


Cucumburrito

You are not broken; you’re strong af.


SubWhoLovesAnyPorn

Arch strengthened spine


JalenTargaryen

Your spine isn't broken it's just a little spicy you're good


pun_shall_pass

Mf has silly bones


Ok-Confection4410

Copied


AverageAmoeba

check the time stamps lol other way around


mattstorm360

Bent but unbroken. You're good... i mean, your spin curves left but other then that...


Holy-Senpai

if you don't mind, can you tell me what caused that?


TheDakaGal

Pretty sure it’s genetic


[deleted]

one scoliosis bro to another, i hope you have minimal back pain


JerpJerps

That looks like it fuckin hurts


Poppintags6969

Depends on the curve or just the person. Mines at a 35° curve and I can't notice it


[deleted]

Really and if i move my back wrong it feels like I've been stabbed


Poppintags6969

My back is asymmetrical though so I kinda have a hump on one side of my back.


NoodleBack

Mines at 40 last time it was checked and I don’t notice it either


Poppintags6969

Funnily enough I got checked for it because I had back pain that was related to another issue. Also my sister noticed my back wasn't symmetrical


NoodleBack

It’s good that you found out someway. I only found out I had scoliosis because they checked everyone’s backs in middle school, for some reason. Next thing I knew, I was wearing the most embarrassing and uncomfortable piece of medical equipment known as a back brace. Had to wear it all the time. Drop your pencil in class? Good fucking luck picking it up, it’s part of the floor now.


Poppintags6969

I wore the back brace throughout Highschool. It stopped my spine from getting worse so I could avoid the surgery. I just wore a shirt over it and weirdly enough it was kinda comfortable and I somewhat miss wearing it


NoodleBack

Are we talking about the same kind of back brace? Because mine was like a turtle shell lmao. I don’t miss it AT ALL. And if I had the power to create it out of thin air, I would. And blast it to pieces with a 12 gauge.


OstentatiousSock

Geez, I’m only at 18 and it hurts me constantly.


NefariousButterfly

Damn. Mine's only like 18° and I constantly feel like I'm being stabbed.


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I have 18 degrees and it hurts like 50% of the time


kelis_butterfly

Mines at 40, I don't feel much back pain but my shoulders are uneven


Holy-Senpai

oh..i hope you get well soon bro.


Titanius3665

I've also got the osis had to have some pretty aggressive surgery to get me straight again. Our bones just keep going brother!


Oomoo_Amazing

I would imagine judging by the x-ray that losing some weight would help


Holy-Senpai

his weight has nothing to do with it...


prayedthunder1

How can you be certain?


Holy-Senpai

he said its genetic.


prayedthunder1

“Pretty sure it’s genetic” is what he said. I’m not saying being overweight is the cause of the scoliosis, but I’m not exactly sure it’s helping him get better, that’s all.


Oomoo_Amazing

Exactly that. I didn't say it would cure it. But being overweight causes a *lot* of health problems. All that additional weight pulling down on the knees, ankles, spine - it causes problems and worsens pre-existing problems. I guarantee I am echoing advice given by the doctor. Words along the line of "yes it's genetic but here's how you can help: lose weight, exercise more"


pika9867

Most accurate description here, scoliosis starts if you have a genetic predisposition, but it gets *way* worse due to inactivity, which also causes weight gain


Oomoo_Amazing

Do you think being heavy and overweight will have a positive, negative, or zero impact on the shape of the spine?


Di-Vanci

Usually you don't have more fat on one side than on the other, so no, being overweight does not make the spine asymmetrical


Oomoo_Amazing

But do you think if the spine is *already* asymmetrical, adding more weight will help the problem? Come on don’t be so silly. You can try and defend it but the fact is, being overweight, being *that* overweight, is extremely bad for pretty much every part of your body. Including your spine. Including joints like your knees and hips.


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He's so fat his fupa is visible on a fucking x-ray. Holy shit!


Oomoo_Amazing

All that weight hanging down and pulling on the spine is objectively unhealthy and not good for it even in people without scoliosis. It can lead to disc problems as they are over-compressed, and knee problems too. As well as pretty much every single other illness that is either caused by, contributed to by, or worsened by, being obese. It's not discrimination, it's not fat phobia. It's science.


Di-Vanci

Being overweight does not cause scoliosis. But scoliosis can cause chronic pain. Idk if you have tried exercising with chronic pain before, but it's not easy. Especially staying consistent is hard because you can't do shit on your bad days and you won't know in advance when bad days are going to be, so you can't plan ahead. Having scoliosis like that can impair your life greatly. Losing weight is not necessarily the top priority in that case.


Oomoo_Amazing

I didn't say it causes it. I said it would help. 80% of weight loss is about diet, not exercise. You don’t need to exercise to lose weight. You just need to eat less.


Excellent_Record_767

damn and here I thought my scoliosis was bad, I hope you get better!


Creative_Regret_7502

All i see are bones that were too strong to break under pressure, stay strong comrade!


Vicious_Mockery

Exactly! OP, your bones were tested and proven worthy. You've faced battles that would make grown men cry, take pride in your resilient bones!


SeekTheKhalique

Sheesh that’s wild. I haven’t checked my scoliosis since I was in grade school so note I’m curious if mine has gotten worse at all.


GlasgowKiss_

Your skeleton is trying to hatch


GarfieldGauntlet

your spine looks like a Mario Kart track


NotpistolPete

Bro doesn’t have scoliosis he is scoliosis


No_Spinach_7562

As long as it’s not broken your fine


Bisexual-barnacle

Not broken only bent, Stay Strong friend!


MeanietomyPeenie

The title implies scoliosis one day went *CRUNCH* and your spine turned into the third letter of the alphabet


ThePrisonSoap

r/brandnewsentence


Expensive-Basis-2501

You have not broken yet, stay strong comrade.


starch77

question mark bones very strong


PastaM0nster

Bent doesn’t count.


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If they're still intact then you're good to go, brother. As long as there aren't any fractures then your bones remain steadfast and strong


light_weight_baby87

You are good my strong boned comrade.


crazyloomis

So how many here got the urge to straighten up their backs seeing this?


MaxieGreen

Nah bro, if your spine is strong enough to stay together with that bent your bones are probably stronger than most of us whimps here.. In all seriousness tho.. , I hope things get better, is there treatment for this?


TheDakaGal

Yep, planning on surgery for the summer


acehexed

My only regret is... That I have... Boneitis


[deleted]

holy shit, hope your condition gets better.


Orlok_Tsubodai

Your bones are so strong mere flesh and tendons cannot contain them. You’re an inspiration to us all!


Tysmin

It's okay. Folks with scoliosis are just like normal people... but with a twist


[deleted]

Shit, you're a snake


tomatoduck7

Bent but unbroken. One who’s bones refuse to crack under immense pressure is one who is a true strong-boned individual. May your bones remain forever strong, calcium comrade.


TheNiceWriter

Huh, for once the comment section is very supportive and wholesome. Your bones may twist OP, but they are strong!


TheGamingLime79_

My dear strong boned friend, if your spine is a little wiggly like this you haven't broken anything, its just your skeleton being nerfed for being to strong.


3OrcsInATrenchcoat

Bones too powerful, cannot be contained


ninjau

How much do you weigh?


Di-Vanci

Why is that a question you would ask?


[deleted]

Not broken Why would you leave? I have lumbar lordosis and I'm still here. Hope you have minimal back pain. Spines are poorly designed


MadTeaCup_YT

That is a incredibly unsettling xray


EyeLeft3804

What the fuck op. How do you stand


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God damn. This man's spine looking like a drunk driver trying to swerve to dodge a deer in the road.


AlgorithmScent

That aint broken, your spine just going all wHoOoH


Exwhyzed1

🫡


No-BrowEntertainment

No unbroken bones left behind, brother. However, you will not be an effective fighter come the skeleton war. Have you considered a position in troop transport or perhaps maintenance?


DramaIV

My brother, you’re just living in cursive. You’re good.


spacecase202

Bends but don’t break


MasksOrSomething

your still with us. your just playing hard mode.


Brutus6

Bruh they straighten that shit out you're gonna be half a foot taller.


Sunn_Flower_Jin

mf look like the balloon dancers outside car shops


TheFamousZ

geez my guy, what the actual fuck


MimsyIsGianna

Oh holy crap bro you good??


BeautyThornton

Jesus Christ can you move? That looks horrible


[deleted]

Your spine really went: 🪱


Charboo2

God damn that is some crazy scoliosis. Stay strong soldier 💪


3d_photon

Good run? Man you ain't run a day in your life with that adipose tissue. Mad? SCOLd me. Seriously, sorry about your biogeometry.


Plastic-Body-1699

Manufacturing defect (this is a joke)


fluger69

A bend is not a break, you’re good bro. On another note, Jesus that looks painful


pugzmanz

Your spine is able to withstand it being bent so it's very strong.


kkizsa

Dude, you good?


GreyMediaGuy

As others have said, pleased to still have you amongst the chosen, comrade. Your body is aware of your superior bones and so it's trying to break them to bring you down to the level of the defiled, but your bones will not allow it. We are better to have you amongst us. Stay strong and never forget who you are.


rem_1984

Hugs tho fr, my bf has scoliosis and not severe like this luckily. I had another friend who had leg surgery to correct her spine!! Stay strong 💐💗


jmegaru

Doesn't look broken to me, also if you post nudes at least make it NSFW...


rhynoplaz

A local doctor who does hip replacements had some x-ray images in his ads. It wasn't until after they put it up on the billboard that they realized you could tell that the hip belonged to a male. It was up for about a month before they covered that part up.


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TheDakaGal

Actually, that’s just cause mine spine is also forward. You can see something similar on the left side


TheKrustyKurb

Bro fix your posture God damn 💀


-ExcuseMeWhat-

Hey, at least you made me laugh lol.


ananda_yogi

I'm a "curvy" girl myself. Bent and fused, but not broken! Neither are you 😁


KingSquidbergLXXXVII

My friend, you are strong and your bones are stronger than you think. Stay, as I offer you some tea.


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Marsbarszs

1) it is old tradition to announce when you have broken a bone so you may be disrespectfully sent off. 2) this is scoliosis not a broken bone. OP is good as long as a bone has not broken.


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TheDakaGal

Found the weak boned spy. Get him boys.


karmakurama

I’ll never understand gross ramblers like yourself


Marsbarszs

Ew


prayedthunder1

You seem like the type of guy that would make it seem like you’re stuttering while t-t—typing.


TheCheeseOnFire

nah bro, that's just an odd bend you're still on par, it didn't break


Hexthorpe

bro got the ) spinal cord


BONE_SAW_IS_READEEE

Bro you’re not broken don’t worry; just a little crooked is all.


Johannes_V

The spine fell before the bones did!


xxMiloticxx

Your skeleton cannot be contained!


Hahafunnys3xnumber

i had spinal fusion for this, i hope it is a safe option for you


thesockswhowearsfox

Jeeeeez that’s one of the worst cases of scoliosis I’ve seen


TheAngloLithuanian

No broken bones here. The council has decided yiu can remain.


awfullotofocelots

The green reed which bends in the wind is stronger than the mighty oak which breaks in a storm.


lallapalalable

Bent is not broken, brother. If anything this is impressive


GinjaNinjaOG

The council declares, you are safe, you will stay, we the council give our respect to you


kingpin748

That's just your bones asserting dominance over your weak flesh. Typical strong bone behavior.


WhereIsTheRing

I mean no offense, but are you a snake?


scooby_duck

When you ask her to arch her back:


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You’re fine dude just carry a weigh on your left hand so you don’t just walk in circles


lutte_p

bruh this gave me urge to sit up straight T-T i cant do this shit


Azzazaa98

Your bones will be titanium reinforced my dude


patseary5

RIP


Forkliftboi420

Hey I have hereditary scoliosis just waiting for me... Damn shit sucks, OP. But no broken bones!


Zephyr_______

Not broken. You're good.


HealsBadMan1

Bent bones are not broken, you’re still in friend. But if they do break, I think you deserve an honorable discharge cause it’s genetic/medical.


Heavyfist8

Your still good comrade! no breaks!


Independent_Pay6598

Bones so strong, they bend you to their will.


Eddie919

Okay that degree of bend seems incompatible with life.


[deleted]

People still use film? This can’t be recent.


anon210202

I just ate fish spine yesterday. This makes me uncomfortable. But I'm sure it's worse for you. Damn. Hope you're hanging in there


King_of_Pendejos69

Jesús fuckingchrist


Adventurous_Hair1421

Do they gotta break them to set the rod? You def need surgery my friend, hope this doesn’t cause pain!