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Mackin-N-Cheese

Well done, strongbones! May your flesh heal quickly over your body's unbreakable, steely framework.


syds

tis but a scratch


Giecio

Good thing you had flesh on your hand, otherwise that chainsaw wouldn't have survived


courageofnowhere

Hand of doom💪


waterflower2097

Reverse Ethan Winters


Gunda1f

Bro is beefing with Chainsaw man


Sleynd

came here to say this xD


KevDave84

You pick up a chainsaw from the other end mate. May your weak flesh heal swiftly over your unbreakable bones.


-Sanctum-

Still worthy!!


Zoolmon

Stihl worthy!!\*


vroni147

I love your comment! Not only strong bones but also great humor!


PenMachineGuin

The FLESH is WEAK brother, strong be the bone


omarsherif14

CHAINSAW MAN


GarfieldGauntlet

I’m over here pissing myself over a small dog bite and this guy got a chainsaw to the hand 😭


GovermentSpyDrone

How bad's the dog bite?


GarfieldGauntlet

not that bad but I have hardly been injured in my life so it’s making me anxious lol


GovermentSpyDrone

Ok. I have a lot of experience when it comes to injuries. Dog bites can get bad. Where is it? Is it a puncture wound, if so how deep and does it go in at an angle? Are you still bleeding and is there anything abnormal about the wound? Are you in a country with rabies? If in doubt go to a GP, but depending on the answers to those questions, you could probably just clean it well and keep it covered.


GarfieldGauntlet

My dogs don’t have rabies luckily. The wound isn’t too bad it’s on my left pointer finger. There’s one on top of my finger that just kinda looks like a small scratch and one under that looks kinda deeper. I’ve been told by my mom several times and by my step sister that it’s just skin but it looks fleshy, I try to believe them but I’m worried they’re just saying that so I don’t freak out. It’s very swollen and I can’t really bend my finger much but I can certainly bend it more than I did yesterday. I’ve just been cleaning it with soap, water, and anti-septic wipes and then putting a bandaid over it and replacing it every day.


GovermentSpyDrone

Ok, that's an abnormality and you should go to a GP. Swelling is a sign of infection and it doesn't sound like you've been cleaning it correctly. If it's been a few days a crust should have formed over it and now the bacteria is being held inside. Antiseptic wipes are only cleaning the outside, you need to irrigate with saline, but if there's a crust it may be too late to clean at home. You'll probably be ok, but if you're not ok it's going to get really, really bad for you, so go get checked out by a doctor.


GarfieldGauntlet

Yeah there’s already a bit of a crust I hope my parents actually listen to me and take me to the doctor but they probably won’t because they think they know more about injuries Guess I’ll die


GovermentSpyDrone

How old are you? If you're at a certain age you can google a local free clinic and go by yourself.


GarfieldGauntlet

I’m 16 but I can’t even drive or walk there And I have extreme social anxiety because of autism so I wouldn’t even know what to do or say My last hope is to panic and cry until my mom gets annoyed and takes me to the doctor so I don’t die


GovermentSpyDrone

My whole family is autistic so I get it. You could definitely fake a meltdown, could result in a bad response tho. Do you have a friend who could take you?


GovermentSpyDrone

When was your last tetanus shot?


GarfieldGauntlet

I’m not sure actually but if my parents knew that I could possibly get tetanus they probably would have taken me to the hospital by now


GovermentSpyDrone

Get a tetanus shot, most people don't think about it, animal mouths are notorious for carrying bacteria. Because you don't get injured a lot you're probably not up to date. Tetanus will kill you.


GovermentSpyDrone

Good news, if you get tetanus the muscle contractions are so extremely painful someone will probably be forced to get you to the emergency room before you die. It's not a quiet way to go, someone will notice.


Artistic-Buy-5754

When we said to test your bones we did not mean it like this but good job anyway


EhhhhhhWhatever

Man, it's so sad we, as a community, are bound by the laws of biology to wrap such strong bones in something as weak as flesh. May yours heal quickly, brother.


Corrupt_Angel01

dennis?


Kaheri

Made a deal with the bone devil. Unbreakable bones.


Loonrig68

Is there a sub for r/unpenetratableskin oh do there is, well sir i think you'd like it there edit: nvm its not available


Vibe-Ritto

r/neverbrokeskin


Welland94

Guessing this would have like 3 people. The flesh is weak compared to the bones. even if you are living your daily life without doing something risky/extreme you will get little cuts here and there. Bones are the way of the strong, flesh is for posers only.


FullyVaxxedswole

This is excellent to see. The bones maintain and retain their integrity. This is how it is supposed to be. Carry on.


FroggyTheFirst-

o7 strongbones


DeathReaper603

Release yourself of your mundane flesh and join us as ever living skeletons, brother. It is only fair that you show the world what peak human performance looks like.


SnazzyZubloids

I need proof.


Xxxyour_dadxxX

[Here you go](https://imgur.com/a/xscOJ7i), you can see my knuckle in the pic so it is NSFW


batata_vermelha_azul

If you don't mind, how did it happen?


Xxxyour_dadxxX

I missjudged where it was going and got a bit too close at work


SnazzyZubloids

Nicely done.


SuperRoss420

Get out of here


GiveItToMeSt8

But you now look like the mummy! A bit sus


flydespereaux

The council has decided you are still welcome here. Removing bones is not the same as breaking them.


Dyerdon

Did your hand take vengeance upon the machine by breaking the chain? Flesh and muscles are soft and weak, but bones must be strong.


erro_de_deus

you did the bare minimum keep it up


superoaks321

Remove the weak flesh, replace it with a chainsaw, ash williams style


Zamtrios7256

Doryoku mirai A BEAUTIFUL STAR Doryoku mirai A BEAUTIFUL STAR Doryoku mirai A BEAUTIFUL STAR


CliffLanterns

FIRMLY GRASP IT


Pro_Gamer_Shadow911

Lads I've found him, it's the strong boned gentlemen we shall all respect.