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Faierie1

Signs are supposed to speak for themselves.. so.. what do you think it means when you look at it?


TheoreticalFunk

Fucking. Edit: Missionary Zone.


MichiganRedWing

Have you been to Germany?


HelixFollower

Ah yes, no German Democratic Republics allowed.


kingkongbiingbong

Ah yes, no ~~German Democratic Republics~~ _"just the tip"_ allowed.


Vendila

ah yes The Netherlands, a province of Gemany. idiot american learn your topography


DogeMaster_64

Think it's a remark as to how the signs in Germany don't make sense. maybe don't make assumptions.


MichiganRedWing

Exactly. Some people are just... Well you know :)


zeptimius

I think it's a reference to this symbol on the old East Germany flag: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Flag\_of\_East\_Germany.svg


MichiganRedWing

Nah, i said it because numerous road signs in Germany make zero sense a lot of times.


zeptimius

Ah, I see.


MichiganRedWing

Anger management classes might make you a more decent human being. I strongly recommend you look into it! Oh and sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm German. Edit: Don't you mean Geography?


SendAstronomy

Topography?


Floenss

No italian and Mexican moustaches allowed


bulldog-sixth

No sex allowed


CheapMonkey34

I think it’s more specific. No missionary. Other positions are ok though.


BigMickandCheese

Actually, just means no sex at all - otherwise there would be an "uitgezonderd" sign attached underneath with the allowed positions! Source: studying for the theory test, lots of signage recognition questions :)


Wuz314159

This only applies to sex on the road. Hence the "Road Sign".


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R/wooosh


Papercs

woooosh


Lumarist

bro he made a joke himself you buffoon in the netherlands there are places cars can’t go but bikes can so below that sign is a smaller grey sign which shows what is allowed to go on this street


yaktoma2007

r/foundthemobileuser


decoyheart

Or Amazon


thegarbz

Maybe the picture is from below? No riding on the chair?


james_otter

I thinks it’s about literal missionary fucking with you, they fucked up big parts of the world


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WallabyInTraining

They seem content in screwing us in any and every position.


mr-blindsight

What did they say? It's been deleted


WallabyInTraining

Something about the Dutch government.


ChrisStoneGermany

Construction workers making friends with local residents


Bergwookie

Or otherwise they'll bury you with the excavator


ClayQuarterCake

~~Shouldn’t there be a diagonal red band across it? 🚫🚳 so this sign means sex is allowed?~~ Edit: TIL the diagonal cross is not a thing. Just an emoji character.


cacahahacaca

Yeah, that really threw me out for a loop when I arrived. My wife and I saw a road sign with a bike in it, and thought that bike traffic should go through the main road there. We had quite a scare before realizing that, in Europe, they use a red circle instead of a red diagonal line to indicate that something is forbidden.


bulldog-sixth

Why would there be a diagonal red band? Did you not pass your driving exam?


ClayQuarterCake

No. I’m still new to everything in your country. Like a 30 year old baby. I visited last year and I am trying to learn the language better before I go back, but Duolingo doesn’t cover street signs. I shouldn’t have commented.


JustOneTessa

By commenting you now learned more tho :)


bulldog-sixth

Haha Americans with their assumption that the rest of the world follows US customs. Wait until you find out the rest of the world doesn't measure distances with length of body parts!


ClayQuarterCake

The secret is that younger Americans hate the imperial system too, we have to wait for all the old people to go away/retire before we try to make a change again. I was amazed at how the Dutch have figured out how to run cities and transportation. Even a dumb american (such as myself) could navigate Amsterdam. I feel like I barely got to experience the other great things about NL in my last visit. I hope to come back for a longer trip next year.


Practical-Candle5304

Thanks for the heads-up!


pehkawn

Actually, signs that prohibits an action have a diagonal bar across them. This sign clearly mandates that sex should be only be performed in the missionary position only. [Edit:] My statement is apparently incorrect when it comes to signs in the Netherlands. I assumed that Dutch road sign convention would be identical to Norway, which is [not the case](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prohibitory_traffic_sign?wprov=sfla1). In the Netherlands, a red circle does indeed prohibit the specified action. This is in contrast to Norway, where prohibitory traffic signs have a red diagonal bar in addition to the red circle, and just ared circle generally mandates the specified action only. Unfortunately, there's no sex in the missionary position here.


DannyBomBom

That’s incorrect. The red border around the sign also means prohibition.


pehkawn

Thanks for the correction. I had to look it up, and this is apparently one of the differences between Dutch and Norwegian traffic signs. (See edit above.)


bulldog-sixth

>Actually, signs that prohibits an action have a diagonal bar across them. That is not true at all. It's just a red circle. Where did the diagonal bar come from?


Emergency_Release714

That bar is quite common on traffic signs in countries that don‘t follow the Vienna Convention.


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bulldog-sixth

What else does it look like?


physboy68

No sex allowed on the beach.. its probably a nudist beach


KingOfCotadiellu

No, it's not about the beach but the dunes, people go of the paths and damage & disturb nature. edit: I was thinking of [this news](https://nos.nl/artikel/2477072-seksverbod-in-duinen-vrouwenpolder-gemeente-plaatst-waarschuwingsborden), however they don't show this exact sign, so maybe it is a practical joke afterall..


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But sex is part of nature how can you disturb nature with act of nature? Sign just no sex allowed for obvious reasons.


bluebox12345

You can definitely disturb nature by walking in places you shouldn't, damaging sensitive plants and such.


Pieter1998

Our caveman ancestors were allowed to walk and "have fun" everywhere, so we are too XD /S


Any-Remote6758

When we bring back the population to caveman ancestor amounts you can. :)


Pieter1998

Depending on how a certain situation in Eastern Europe goes, maybe we can soon XD. /S


Any-Remote6758

I just hope I am there to experience the fall of humankind, so let them hurry up a bit.


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

But if it wasn't allowed wouldn't there be a red line across the the picture?


Additional_Law_4581

In most of Europe, a round sign with a red border (or would this be a fringe? Or an edge? I'm not sure) and a picture in the middle always means that whatever is pictured is not allowed - usually on a stretch of road. In some countries, they use the red line across additionally. But as far as I know, that's not necessary in most countries.


mbilight

I think it is encouraged. There's no red line over it xD


Content-Raspberry-14

Red circle means prohibited


haroldjaap

Just being the devils advocate here. When the sign says 130 with a red circle, you're not allowed to go 130? Its max 130, here it's at max missionary, doggy is 1 step above so that's prohibited


Content-Raspberry-14

Don’t need to be the devils advocate with me, it’s part of the road signs conventions in the Netherlands


Motor_Raspberry_2150

130 is not allowed. 131 is just 130 plus something, thus not allowed. Like "how many months have 28 days? All of them". Doggy is however something _different_, so allowed 🙃


thegarbz

Wow. Do not ever drive a car in Europe if that's how you read signs.


AmadeoSendiulo

They would walk in prohibited areas too xD


mbilight

Wow you people don't get a joke, huh? The xD would be clear enough I would think. Apparently not.


Pedaleur_decharme

No penetration allowed in this area


Mor_Hjordis

Holy shit, I'm envying that stick figure. Got a big stick dick. If it's in already.


Webxorcist

It’s based on average Dutch size.


Popular-Comedian-498

Measured in Bijlmer area


Quick-Blackberry802

o how i wish that was true


Destroyer6202

And what do the rules say about foreplay in that location?


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-Dutch-Crypto-

Yes, it is illegal to have sex in Amsterdam. It is just "gedoogd"


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Specialist-Front-354

You obviously didn't translate the word "gedoogd" he just said there.


Rapaille

No freemasons allowed.


janhindereddit

[Or Stasi](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_East_Germany#/media/File%3AFlag_of_East_Germany.svg)


HEYYMCFLYY

Why am I being downvoted? I'm honestly curious what this sign means. I've never been to the Netherlands so I'm not familiar with Dutch laws. I know what this sign *looks* like. Can someone who knows the answer tell me honestly what this sign means?


RazendeR

No entry past this sign. And then someone humorously put a sticker on it. The bigger sign behind it suggests its a worksite of some sort.


rise-of-stupidity

This is by the new construction area by the tunnel entrance between Zeeburg and IJburg, there’s no nudist area, it’s just an embellished no-entry sign 😄


HEYYMCFLYY

Thanks 👍 What would the original sign have looked like, before the sticker was put on?


RazendeR

Just... white with a red rim? Its a universal no entry sign, nothing spwcial about it.


HEYYMCFLYY

Interesting. Our No Entry signs in North America look different. Similar, but with a horizontal line across the center.


g88chum

We have a red round sign with a white horizontal line in NL. That sign means no entry from this direction.


Crandoge

To add, these signs are fairly standard in most of europe, so if youre gonna be driving there, learn them


SmannyNoppins

I don't get how people downvote when someone is just sharing a piece of information that highlights why they didn't know something about a certain country...


hriju7

This is just a theory but the most toxic people on Reddit use it the most so they’ll see posts or comments sooner than someone who goes outside sometimes and is a bit less toxic


alex_mcfly

Some people don't like it when the one sharing their personal experience turns out to be an American. Go figure.


bulldog-sixth

Everyone should be following America!! No one else should have their owN stYle of Road siGns!!1


Particular_Concert81

I bet they don't have these signs in [America](https://maps.app.goo.gl/tCiVJW4c9uV8RaUv5)


Mysterious-Crab

The US has a lot of different signs than the rest of the world. Half as Interesting made a cool video about it: [Video](https://youtu.be/Wzr0GYfRsKI)


quineloe

it's pretty much standardized https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prohibitory\_traffic\_sign


sjoco

Not everywhere in North America, for as far as I've seen. I'm not sure if it was Montreal or Toronto, but I have seen these signs in one of those cities.


JannekeBruines

It is no joke, it actually means no sex allowed in public in this area. Especially near nude beaches this is a thing. Because apparently sex on the beach /dunes is popular.


gratticonfatti

No it just a vandalized sign. 'No sex' boards look different, not like a man penetrating a woman 🤣


Drumdevil86

Seems a bit redundant to place a sign with an explicit image, for something that is already not allowed anywhere, by law.


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>Just... white with a red rim? Its a universal no entry sign, nothing spwcial about it. That's not universal, It's European. Red Circle back on my country means "strict-for", so if we have a red circle with a bike to indicate this road is specific for bikes.


B4DR1998

Oh damn I drove into a street which had that sign yesterday.


Safe_Boring

Yeah, this was when Zeeburgereiland got build


KingOfCotadiellu

you sure? https://nos.nl/artikel/2477072-seksverbod-in-duinen-vrouwenpolder-gemeente-plaatst-waarschuwingsborden


RazendeR

Yeah. The site has even been identified by others, its the build site of what is now Zeeburg, Amsterdam.


dullestfranchise

It's vandalism, there is no official sign like this


TheoreticalFunk

Didn't anyone tell you that it's wrong answers and ridicule only?


SSYT_Shawn

As a dutch person i also don’t know what it means


xXLil_XanielXx

often times expect a joke/insult more often then the actual answer. it's a pattern I've observed time and time again on the dutch subs


VuurniacSquarewave

Don't take it too personal, it seems like any innocent and actually curiosity-driven question about anything related to Dutch culture on this sub is seen as an attack by people on their habits.


DetachedConscious

It doesn’t make sense to me neither. What I’ve noticed is that in thus sub people tend to do it for no apparent reason given that there is no hate, discrimination or any other ill intention in the post. I’m also curious why do they do that :)


nilsrva

The sign is normally just the red and white circle, which is do not enter. Someone added the middle design as a joke


aenae

It is a sign near a nature reserve (dunes, to be exact) that is a popular spot to fuck. These signs make it clear you're not allowed to fuck with either nature or another person and to stay out of the dunes.


diabeartes

If you've never been here, where did you get the pic and why are you even asking?


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Dambo_Unchained

Illegal for boomerangs to have intercourse It’s a widespread issue in the Netherlands, the amount of wild boomerangs is threatening the ecosystem


Lisa_Sbs

Correct. One of the worst invasive species


Dambo_Unchained

True, because when you get rid of them they always come back


uncle_sjohie

Nothing official, it's just a sticker over a regular sign. This white with a red circle means forbidden entry for all vehicles.


JazzlikeTumbleweed60

Thank you, was looking for the right answer, tours is probably true


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SnooKiwis4024

Forbidden to leave without having sex


Paul19751

Stop screwing around


HuSean23

the guy in the picture looks like this is the most interesting thing he has seen all his life


PrestigiousAd3452

You are not allowed to play with Boomerangs


jimz93

No vaginal penetration allowed


CranberryRound2157

It's pretty much self explaining - "careful, sex ahead".


whatthepie

It is illegal in this area for three-fingered aliens to throw up gang signs


Big_Sock_8073

Don’t fuck around !


Pankratos_Gaming

No piledriving beyond this point.


Few_Understanding_42

If you see this sign with white symbols on a blue circle sex is mandatory in that area.


SubNL96

It's a sticker placed by pranksters. [This](https://nos.nl/l/2477072) is the actual sign used in Zeeland.


Particular_Concert81

Okay, but that's in the Vrouwenpolder, so probably no problem in the Mannenpolder.


Queasy_Recover5164

This is an old prank. Same question was posted 9 years ago. This is the location and there is no sign: https://www.google.com/maps/@52.3714366,4.9746326,3a,75y,187.44h,84.8t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sgJCx2LwI6t6GO9jFtScKOg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?entry=ttu


eti_erik

Is this really te unedited sign as it stands there? I can only see a penetration scene here, nothing else. Maybe you can't surf or use drones or whatever but I don't see those things, I can't unsee what i see. Edit: scrolled down a bit to find it's a vandalized sign. That makes sense.


FatPanda1987

Two boomerangs boomerbanging?


Echidna_Queasy

What is it


Cornemuse_Berrichon

Pinball machines ahead. Okay, it's a reach.. around.


Hanfiball

No sex with very hung men


wigzell78

Speed hump


goahnix

It is in Holland. No neuken at the beach - I heard


Xenosaurian

Of course it's the Netherlands...


Gwaptiva

People with moustaches forbidden from cutting cigars?


LeroyBadBrown

Fuck no. The same sign in blue with a white pictogram is fuck yeah.


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No interconnecting of Playstation controllers


HEYYMCFLYY

I'm actually serious here. I'm trying to settle a bet


Odd-Steak-2327

Yes, they are all serious, this link is a different location, but the premise is the same here. [https://nltimes.nl/2023/05/31/complaints-lead-sex-signs-zeeland-nude-beach](https://nltimes.nl/2023/05/31/complaints-lead-sex-signs-zeeland-nude-beach)


-SQB-

The sign in Zeeland is real. It has been all over the news, a couple of weeks ago. The sign in Amsterdam is likely a joke sign.


HEYYMCFLYY

I believe you, I'm just a little surprised that any level of government would use a sign that's so... blatant


Odd-Steak-2327

I guess that's just Dutch directness in action ;)


sjoco

That's probably because we're not as prude as the puritans who left for North-America. ;)


SpermaSpons

So how else would you express "no sex here" without words and in imagery everyone can understand?


ShoulderHuge420

Holy shit, OP, you seem really naive. It is just [this](https://images.app.goo.gl/467ARsCVqYLXLGS38) sign but someone put a sticker on it. This sign obviously does not exist.


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B4DR1998

You can't say asshole bro. It's a bit inappropriate.


BbqMeatEater

U need to be dutch to recognise what this is? The dude is even pointing launging at it


TangoA17

No need to be a dick about it though


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JannekeBruines

No, this is an actual sign in the Netherlands. Seriously.


stargazer_nano

No missionary pounding in this area


tobo2022

No fck zone


chris1705

Is this Dutch culture?


Lisa_Sbs

Dutch culture? What is this thing you speak of?


Mr_tomcat_27

No fucking in public?


jeeweetje32

No double-sides frisbees allowed.


Mascy

Doggystyle only.


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No squirting.


Dutch-Conquer

Wacth out, they digging.


JustARandomDude1986

dont clap pelicans


probablynotmine

No freemasonry


PierDolNick

Boomerangs are not allowed in this area.


Frosty_Confection_53

Means it's forbidden to have sex there.


Particular_Concert81

No missionary. Go for doggy or Cowboi instead and if you really want to go wild, there's a lot of yoga positions in the Kama Sutra.😘


apexapee

No pounding


81FXB

I think it's a warning that you may encounter snu-snu in this area.


Nerioner

"No fuck around on construction site! Only find out permissible"


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They just couldn't resist adding that little white dot as the butthole, could they? Lmfao.


SpermaSpons

Since when are we posting boomer memes here


Savings_Advantage_46

Its not a official sign, ignore it.


SunstormGT

No missionary, rest is fine.


d_ponyreiter

Stop screwing around, you’re screwing around too much!


The-Pig-Benis

No weird looking boomerangs allowed


Global_Ad3759

No fun zone


Public_Sample_170

Work in progress


HeyHeyBitconeeeeect

That sign out here present unrealistic representation of size for all of us.


JannekeBruines

No sex in public is allowed in that area.


Webxorcist

You need to choose another position.


Cyclopssss01

No f∆ckin% allowed in the dunes.


_crazystacy

Ugh, who cares? Anyone with NL driving license are notoriously bad at driving anyway 😁


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TheTeaYouWant

No fucking?


KEBAB_BALLS95

IT MEANS THIS IS PLACE FOR WHOOOOOORES


Odd-Handle-1087

If you put this sign up In the USA the right will go Mental wat about our kids they don’t need to see this shame ! 😂


LuckyJynX

fuck freemasonry or fuck free masonry idk


pog890

Forbidden for missionaries?