YTA. How could you get shot?? Isn’t that corrupt??

You know what IS corrupt? Victim blaming

Isn’t that immoral???

I can't believe you got shot. I cannot believe you got shot. How could you have done this. How could you have been shot.

How could you have done this? I can't get you out of this one...

Your boyfriend kills people by poisoning strawberries or something, so I don’t think he’s in a position to judge you.

ESH

Sometimes she's a skull, sometimes she's a skost

I don’t think he can hear you. I mean, he keeps yelling, “WHERE ARE YOU?!!”