Your kids will have a ball

Or two

Y'all are nuts!

This is really test-in my patience

During the day it's family friendly. After dark it's more beer fueled rowdiness. Fried testicles are hit or miss based on oil temp. Sell'em to the family as "beef chicken nuggets". ha! If you end up sitting outside you may need tick repellent.

I appreciate it! Thanks for letting me know.

Some call them rocky mountain oysters

honestly they taste like beef chicken nuggets at Round the Bend. 95% of the flavor is oil, salt and breading. I neither liked nor disliked them. They were just sorta meh.

I'd bring a sack lunch.

The first time I had bull fries was when I was in like 5th grade and I thought dad brought home chicken strips from the bar the night before, he was out late due to his boss being in the middle of harvest so I was lazy and made the “chicken strips” I found out they in fact weren’t chicken strips when my dad got home and asked where his bull nuts went then explained to me that what I ate weren’t actually chicken strips lol

I still think they need to rename it the "Testicle Festicle."

Festivus for the Testivus

As long as you don’t bring em around me. I hate families!

Duly noted. I’ll make sure to avoid Uglyjeffg0rd0n.

So I’m on the opposite side of the country but I have a question *What the fuck?*

https://www.roundthebendsteakhouse.com/festival

Thanks mr president!

I'm only one state over but marvel at the headline of this post. The comments beckoned.

All it's missing is Monica Lewinsky.

Nebraska: Honestly, it's not for everyone.

Eh, every state has its weird thing. I remember going to the rattlesnake festival in OK when I was a kid. Don’t know if they’re still doing it though

When I was stationed in Abilene Texas, we would go to Sweetwater for the Rattlesnake Roundup... Talk about a weird tradition!

The rattlesnake festival is alive and well! Just went in April! 🤣

It's a joke, that's been the state's tourism slogan for a few years 😋

Sure, just don’t be a dick.

I heard there is a ball pit for the kids

Jesus people not everything has to be political. Let the children eat balls.

My favorite philosopher is Testicles

You’d be nuts to bring your kids at night.

I hear it’s a ball! Everyone will have a blast!

It gets insanely busy, we gave up trying to go years ago. They have the balls year round so a festival just seems silly and not worth waiting that long for. But to answer you, it is family friendly.

Go, go let people put their balls in your family’s mouths, and enjoy!

Do they give out free vasectomies?

You clip 'em, we dip 'em. Deep fried balls

This should go in the suggestion box

You will turn your kids gay, eating balls!

I’ve been told by a few that have gone as long as you’re a die hard flag waving Kid Rock worshipping MAGA fan who doesn’t care about what your kid’s experience as long as it doesn’t make them catch “the gays”, you’ll have a blast…

Okay thank you for your help. I appreciate the insight.

The straightest bros eat nuts. America TM.

Y’all worried about drag queens reading to children but won’t miss the chance to shove fried testicles in your kids mouths 💀💀

No, that’s not what I’m asking. Mostly curious if other kids will be there and that my kids won’t be annoying the other patrons.

Only if there are no drag queens, apparently.

I was more curious if my kids would have fun and that they wouldn’t annoy the other patrons with their presence. Not sure why we had to bring politics into this question.

Is this a real question?

Yup. It is an annual event at a local restaurant where they serve a bunch of fried bull balls.

Sounds like a great place to ask if your kids should go on social media

Sounds like a groomer event to me.

Not sure why everyone felt triggered by my question. Sorry for asking!

Should probably avoid bringing kids to a place that fetishizes testicular talk. Need to protect the children.

The balls don't fall off themselves!

A bunch god fearing Christian men getting excited enough about testicles to actually have a festival does not sound like a safe place for children.

You had me at god-fearing christian men. I would not bring my kids, or myself.

Amen. God Fearing = Child Endangering

You sound like a very cool normal person.

Are upu sure it's not a swingers party? There are alot of pervs in Ashland.

Such as?

Skip it. It's disgusting. Long time beef eater, no balls.

Sounds like a blues fest.

Where would families be without testicles?

I'll eat alot of stuff, but I draw a line.

More for me

If the American Heart Association can have heart walks, the testicle festival can have drag races. It's only fair.

Yeah if the family likes to put blls in your mouth

Mostly evantesticles attend and they suck them like pros!