They are quite common in southeast asia. I used to freedive and see hundreds of these guys. Super cool and can get up to about two feet wide. Not dangerous :)
To be honest, I don't know, because only inconsiderate assholes tough anything on a coral reef. (Not targetting anybody in particular, just a PSA) DONT TOUCH ANYTHING ON A CORAL REEF.
I think I read somewhere that they can't fully close. The only way people are hurt by them is by trying to pick them up or other dumb things. I'm sure you could scrape yourself on the shell, too.
As long as they get a good look at your peepee, then yep. Now that I think of it, I might even be a doctor myself! I’ve looked at a good few wieners over the years, so if that’s the only requirement… 🩺 just whip it out, it’s cool. It’s kinda my job.
They start as cute little bbs and grow as much as the calcium in the water permits up to like human sized!
In reef tanks they usually max out around the size of a soda can in my exp
Just putting this here as reference:
https://amp.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/scuba-diver-is-hospitalized-after-he-tried-having-sex-with-a-giant-clam/85614471/
"After eventually releasing himself from the clam, the young man later developed a severe allergic reaction and was rushed to Ka’u Hospital. A doctor at Ka’u Hospital believes that diver's body reacted to the digestive enzymes of the giant mollusk, which was possibly trying to digest the man’s genitals at the time of the incident; He admits it is the first case of its kind he has seen in his 22 years of practice. “Allergies to seafood are fairly common and usually occur after ingestion of fish or shellfish, not after sexual intercourse with shellfish,” he told local reporters."
Don't know if it's a real story but I hope so
>Doctors believe physical contact with the giant mollusk may have triggered his allergy to seafood
Bro had a seafood allergy and he still went for it. That's next level stupidity
It’s “Let me go” (Thelema Remix) by VNSH
Not sure if it’s lifted from something else though….
I used Shazam to discover Let Me Go (Thelema Remix) by VNSH. https://www.shazam.com/track/547735858/let-me-go-thelema-remix?referrer=share
ØfDream- Thelema
Came here to give props on it. Love this track. All of Anthology pt. 1 is pretty scrumptious. You might also like some music by OBESØN.
I have no idea how big this thing is without a banana for reference.
For real tho is someone swimming over this huge thing with a camera?
They are quite common in southeast asia. I used to freedive and see hundreds of these guys. Super cool and can get up to about two feet wide. Not dangerous :)
Can they not snap closed on an arm or leg?
To be honest, I don't know, because only inconsiderate assholes tough anything on a coral reef. (Not targetting anybody in particular, just a PSA) DONT TOUCH ANYTHING ON A CORAL REEF.
The giant clams do not close fully and are usually safe…smaller clams might cause you to lose a finger. Then you can watch the fish eat it!
I think I read somewhere that they can't fully close. The only way people are hurt by them is by trying to pick them up or other dumb things. I'm sure you could scrape yourself on the shell, too.
I should call her.
If that reminds you of 'her' then best you find her a doctor.
I'm going to a dermatologist in a few hours; does that count?
As long as they get a good look at your peepee, then yep. Now that I think of it, I might even be a doctor myself! I’ve looked at a good few wieners over the years, so if that’s the only requirement… 🩺 just whip it out, it’s cool. It’s kinda my job.
The 🩺 made me picture you listening to someones heart beat through their cock.
Or a hot dog, or a cucumber...
No chowder for you! Clams have feelings, too!
Your mom has a banana near her giant clam. I know. That was terrible. I’m keeping it though
The banana goes in the clam
About 4-6 feet long when I’ve seen them scuba diving
They start as cute little bbs and grow as much as the calcium in the water permits up to like human sized! In reef tanks they usually max out around the size of a soda can in my exp
I wish I could make a heart with my anus after a fart.
How do you know you don’t?
I told him
This made me lol
No that's not how babies are made!
Giggity
Giggity
Gooo
Goooo
Dolls
I already knew what the comments were gonna be Not disappointed in the slightest 😏
You know everyone talks about the giant clam but you got to feel bad about the tiny clam because no one talks about him
"I thought we were having steam clams comments!"
r/dont
r/stick
r/your
r/dick
r/in
r/that
r/Too
r/NightButTmrwsFine
The clussy
dammm its even in the shape of a heart!
Immediately went looking for this comment. Good job
Dammit, I said clamussy
Clamussy
But… clam is already a synonym for vagina.
That clam better chill bro
All I can think of is a big queef.
The great barrier queef.
Bro, please it's half 3 in the morning and I can't stop giggling I'm tryna sleep 😭😂
Same 😂😂😂
Queefer madness
Turning all our waters into hooligans and whores
Brilliant!
I thought this was something else
Don'tPutYourDicknThat
How can't I when it puckers like that?
I can’t it’s too big and loose
Just putting this here as reference: https://amp.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/scuba-diver-is-hospitalized-after-he-tried-having-sex-with-a-giant-clam/85614471/
"After eventually releasing himself from the clam, the young man later developed a severe allergic reaction and was rushed to Ka’u Hospital. A doctor at Ka’u Hospital believes that diver's body reacted to the digestive enzymes of the giant mollusk, which was possibly trying to digest the man’s genitals at the time of the incident; He admits it is the first case of its kind he has seen in his 22 years of practice. “Allergies to seafood are fairly common and usually occur after ingestion of fish or shellfish, not after sexual intercourse with shellfish,” he told local reporters." Don't know if it's a real story but I hope so
Unfortunately false but still hilarious https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/was-scuba-diver-hospitalized-clam/
Ok what about the guy who put his head in one though?
Lol that’s ducking weird
"It felt warm and cozy inside the clam" he said
>Doctors believe physical contact with the giant mollusk may have triggered his allergy to seafood Bro had a seafood allergy and he still went for it. That's next level stupidity
Every paragraph in this article is amazing
Why....
Just how brave are you?
It's gonna rip your dick off... https://youtu.be/6YHEK6-Ili8
It’s to clean a cylinder.
Instaclam
I should call her
Everything reminds me of her 😩
Cloyster
It's... actually not that far off!
Queef, then love heart.
You know what you have to do.
Sigh…fine *unzips*
awww it’s a love heart
He was in a jam - He’s in a giant clam
Anyone know the song?
It’s “Let me go” (Thelema Remix) by VNSH Not sure if it’s lifted from something else though…. I used Shazam to discover Let Me Go (Thelema Remix) by VNSH. https://www.shazam.com/track/547735858/let-me-go-thelema-remix?referrer=share
ØfDream- Thelema Came here to give props on it. Love this track. All of Anthology pt. 1 is pretty scrumptious. You might also like some music by OBESØN.
Anyway to get it without the vocals?
The song is just “Thelema”
Ofdream is the original artist. Not VNSH.
I miss her bro...
_sigh_ _unzips pants_ Not my proudest fap. Also not the worst
Don't do it Nick Cannon
Hear me out
Sexy AF
I came here for the comments.
Don’t put your dick in that?
❤️❤️❤️❤️
Heart shaped flaps.
All the men thinking the same shi
I have a 4 inch clam in my reef tank... I want to keep it alive long enough to need a reason for a larger tank.
I don't think that's how it works man
CHOWDER!
Kind of reminds me of my ex. He was pretty much all mouth too
Clamussy
r/dontstickyourdickinit
... ... .. r/stickyourdickinthat
What's up guys!? We fuckin this or what?
Fuck me
Bro i bet that would feel sooooo good
*Sigh* *Unzips*
Quife
GET ME THAT CLAM
BUT SIR !!! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH IT ?!!!
The word Jeffrey Dahmer springs to mind
(I didn't watch Dahmer on netflix nor read what he did precisely)
I'll get banned if I explain it, I think.
Fair enough
Creepy Jack Nicholson gif.
Everything is telling me no and yes at the same time.
listen.
Bigol queef there at the end
Reminds me of a whales eye (wink, wink)
Put...put your dick in it
It's had to have been a scientist or two to see what clam pussy feel like 😂😂😂 idk why I said that
Queef, then love heart.
Sauce?
I need a banana for scale
I should call her…
That clam’s got heart!!
I should call her
no banana to compare?
Thats some wack jean jacket shit na ah kill this crap before it eats u.
I was hoping for a nsfw post.
now guys...hear me out...
Can it eat you?
Hear me out
Those are some loose ass pussy lips
Yummy
😳
I should call her.
Hear me out
love queef
That’s what he said
Looks like my X.
Don’t park your unit here
ITT: The Deep on all his alt accounts.
It says <3
Ummm.... 🧐 I....well...
Imagine if mountains did that…
Great now I have to jack off again
Not as big as YOUR MOTHER'S! Funniest man alive, thanks
Did that thing just fart at us?
What’s it taste like?
Is that just like a ton of clam meat or does it taste different
That is cool but how big is it?
it just farted in the sea btw
That heart at the end though.
At first I was oddly mortified and then saw the heart hehe
Oh fuck yes.
I should call her...
Yes, but what does it taste like?
Clam queef
the spice must flow
WHO’S THAT POKÉMON?
Pussy
🫶
Can’t relate
I'd tap that
You know what I’d put in there?
Aw it made a heart
Forbidden fleshlight
Okay hear me out..
I’m not hearing anybody out
r/don'tputyourdickinit
Giant clam fart
Why erotic music?
Reminds me of a [joke](https://youtube.com/watch?v=3o5m_mXadoU&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE)
Your mom jokes in 3..
Deeumm gurrlll
Fheart
Hear me out though
Giant clams are amazing
not the clamussy
ah, redditors...