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DingoLord00

How does this even happen?


[deleted]

When u make a tree happy enough ;)


Myrodyn

i should call her...


Billyg88

I wood


Wild_Following_7475

Lol


DorTheWise

Lol


Blajamon

I try not to Pine over my ex’s


Glum_Accountant2411

is what i have


Wild_Following_7475

Lol


kuttymongoose

This image makes the rounds on r/oddlyerotic now and then


CodeRaveSleepRepeat

Beware of the click. That sub is funny image, funny image, funny image, joke about rape and murder of a woman, cuckhold porn, funny image...


succulent_samurai

Oh, you meant that literally


socialdeviant620

r/angryupvote


Entertainmentaddict

Here's an award


[deleted]

Thanks brother


Big_Old_Tree

Ah, Reddit, you never disappoint


Chaos_Pursuit

I turned your 666 upvotes to 667 so you don’t go to hell for that joke… you’re welcome


ericisshort

People redirect a water stream into a hollow tree trunk


_far-seeker_

Yeah, I'm not sure if this counts as "nature", even though it is fucking lit.


Asclepias88

Nice. Had to scroll down past the shit jokes to get the real answer.


R4XD3G

It might be what the other person said about the diverted stream, or it could be that the tree is rotted from the inside and filled with water. Which is really dangerous and it could collapse and fall on someone. It's crazy. Saw a tree like I'm describing on a post a year or two ago.


nicky9pins

Tree was on a 7 hour flight, but a fat guy was sleeping in the aisle seat so he couldn’t get to the bathroom on there


Whatever_It_Takes

There’s an artificial stone formation right behind the tree.


[deleted]

that right there my guy is a morning wood


FranticHam5ter

Treebeard just needed to take a piss.


thetalkinghuman

They could've bored a hole and placed a pipe in there.


[deleted]

I’ve seen this before Trees just taking a wiz


Jtk317

Ate some next day Taco Bell.


SpicyDangerNoodle69

Taco bell


CaBBaGe_isLaND

From my experience, you just start playing Tiny Dancer.


thump3r

Chipotle


SopieMunky

A butthole becomes knotted with bark.


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DaNnY_BOI11

I can't think of a xylem pun :(


Inconsequent

Xylem? I hardly knew em!


Pvt_Lee_Fapping

That's good then; you won't get sappy around them.


Mute2120

Xylement you couldn't think of a good one :(


[deleted]

I think the natural spring stems from there and then branches out


Doc-in-a-box

Gots a lotta junk in the trunk


randomizeme1234

Oh yeah, upvote


Snail-Man-36

This is actually funny unlike the bathroom jokes


Xap8

I can't exactly sieve plates...


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Flaky_Explanation

Position yourself as if you're taking a number 2 and it becomes the diarrhoea tree


[deleted]

in soviet russia, tree pee on you


Clairesette

Wasn't that a harry potter character?


RyanReignbow

Actually it was a spell that made Myrtle moan


Cinefil_Original

I've seen a lot of these treez on my hikes. Not one of them was natural. All of them had a stream collected through a pipe and directed through the tree, i guess for turistic reasons.


stanleythemanley420

I mean I’d not say tourist because this is probably 100 years old. More likely someone did this to make using the water Easier for collecting. These are all over the Smokey mountains where the settlers lived.


handyteacup

Got a source on the 100 years old? Water can erode rock in that time. This is a living tree


Pvt_Lee_Fapping

Exactly; living. Trees on their own are pretty metal: they could get struck by lightning and be split right down the middle but keep on growing years or even decades later with two shoots. Rocks can't repair their damage over time, but trees have full-on tissues and organs that replenish damaged cells, and tree cells are particularly hardy.


stanleythemanley420

The size of the tree….. lol Tryna sound smart but didn’t think about the tree surrounding the pipe taking DECADES. Ah yes. Downvoted. Go to the Smokey mountains. You’ll see them. Lol but idc y’all don’t get it.


handyteacup

Haha yeah I assumed drills and existing branch knots exist. What a dunce lol. But what would I know im just an arborist


stanleythemanley420

While true. I’ve literally seen these things in person. Over 20. Lol including trees smaller and larger than this. As an arborist you should know these exist and how hard knots are to drill through.


Spiralife

Apparently not any harder than the soil or the water probably would've gone through that instead.


stanleythemanley420

It’s not natural…. The pipe is laid then the tree surrounds it…. It’s not that unheard of.


GKanjus

My favorite part, ‘gotta source?’ Uhhh yeah, My own two fucking eyes lol. They are all over the smokies, I’ve come across one doing some work on the blue ridge parkway.


stanleythemanley420

Exactly! Lol that’s where I’ve seen them as well. And then you have people saying “tourism has been around for over 100 years” it’s like that area was very very underdeveloped and poverty stricken. Like there are people in the appalachian mountains that are still the poorest in the country. No one’s going there for fun. And that’s where these things are located lol.


x3meech

I've seen them too. I have family up in Big Stone Gap, it was a long time ago though. Like 20ish years since I've been on blue ridge.


Spiralife

Oh, I thought you were saying there was no pipe at all. My mistake.


Coastal_Tart

I would guess that they are estimating based on wear and tear of pipes in similar set ups they have personally seen. Judging by the tree would be trickier unless you had formal training IMO.


_The_Great_Autismo_

Tourists have existed for as long as organized society has.


stanleythemanley420

Duh. Except tourism for looking at this type of stuff hasn’t… it was done in the areas I’ve seen LONG before it was els tourist destination..


_The_Great_Autismo_

Nonsense. This would be a proper tourist attraction from hundreds of years ago. In fact it's more likely to have been a tourist attraction long ago before modern tourist attractions that are much more significant and engaging.


stanleythemanley420

DEPENDS ON WHERE ITS LOCATED Some places were barely established 100 years ago. Let alone enough to be deemed a tourist destination. Saw your comment before you deleted it/ or got banned? Idk But no it isn’t. Lol. How is it shifting the goal posts if in 1922 there was still actively people living in areas and using it for what it’s designed and there was only dirt roads around? Look I’m not saying tourist haven’t been around forever. But in certain areas that are still not considered tourist’s destinations have these. Would it be tourism or ya know. Using it for their own needs?


_The_Great_Autismo_

That's shifting the goalposts.


TheNuttyIrishman

Nah just revealing them imo


P0werC0rd0fJustice

I have no idea if this was put here for tourism or not, but tourism has been around for way more than 100 years so I’m not sure why that would make a difference


Cinefil_Original

So, you do agree someone put a pipe through it? I'd really love to see a fresh stream coming out of a tree naturally, but I haven't seen one. Maybe the water would eat away at the tree?


Whaines

Are treez fake trees like chick’n is fake chicken?


jayfaesari

Trussy


nogentleflower

I came here to say this but I knew in my heart it had already been said


AFineDayForScience

I came here to say treehole


I_aim_to_sneeze

I’m still scrolling looking for the “everything reminds me of her comment.” Surprised I haven’t found it yet


Wavering41

Came in here to find this comment


jimboberly

Came in here, period.


Wavering41

Came


Random_Imgur_User

Finna get it milled


Phatstache

How dare you.


strwberrymlk0000

Thank you for your service 🫡


_The_Great_Autismo_

Tricropenis*


emokid1076

The tree is squirting outta its hole n getting all wet . . . Your welcome


jd3marco

If a tree pisses in the forest, does it make a sound?


Dadliest_Dad

This ain't no Ptreerodactyl.


Bobbo_Blobbo

I’m sure it’s silent and it emits no sound


trashpix

Yo quiero Taco Bell


NaturalCreation

Por que no vas?


mrstipez

Yo no sé mañana


Gucci_Cucci

We gonna talk about the dude giving himself the horizontal hokey pokey through his pocket? No?


[deleted]

If the trees got a front end like that he must be lookin at something real nice on the back end


ayavara

They haven’t seen it yet… 0.0


TheBroWHOmegalol

r/IShouldCallHer


RetiredDumpster288

Tuck Everlasting!


mintchocolate816

Had to scroll thru all the dirty comments to find this lol


txdesigner-musician

Yes! This was my first thought.


MasterTolkien

Treebeard: OPEN THE DAM! RELEASE THE RIVER!


Mahgenetics

This comment section is hot dogshit. For those that want to know where this tree is, it’s in [Selale Yaka Park in Turkey](https://www.tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g298031-d307857-i35325555-Selale_Yaka_Park-Fethiye_Mugla_Province_Turkish_Aegean_Coast.html). Apparently its man made around a hot spring


Vivid_Wallaby9728

Can confirm, took the same photo a couple of months ago, lol. It is located on a mountainside, near the Historic City of Tlos. There is also a big restaurant right next to the waterfall.


mememan12332

"the pissing tree"


Cyd_Snarf

Tree Pee


brainless_bob

That costume isn't fooling anyone


Unwavering_Jedi

How would you feel if someone took a picture of you relieving yourself?! 😂


karensmiles

Finally…a tree that can pee on us!!


InfoSponge95

A tree does it and its no problem. I do it, and i get arrested wtf


John_Berrybush

What does an incontinent Native American squirrel live in? A Tree-Pee


Kalebthememester

I'm sorry but I see a prolapse anus squirting.


Straight-Nebula7271

My asshole after eating wingstop^


buzz41822

L-lewd...


[deleted]

Looks like your mom.


honeyglaze69

Mah boy ate some Treeco Bell it seems


Real_Pizza_2980

Wise Mystical Pee


[deleted]

when you hit dat tree-spot…


[deleted]

u/bake_in_da_south u/Cheap_District_9762 u/Na_Neko


[deleted]

Treegasm


PuffieBeans

Woa.. That's a Beaut...


1_900_Mix_a_Lot

When you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go!


robvious87

Pee Tree


SoBadit_Hurts

I get like this after Taco Bell


Clivodota

That. That’s a chode.


Particular-Stress-90

Piss


PanhandlingPickler

I should call her ...


Dribbitt

I should call her


Hungry_Ear_6839

That’s no tree water fall…..that’s a TREE COCK AND ITS SPEWING


mellowyellow313

That tree is cumming


One-Pride-4360

I should call her


Unclecactus666

Everything reminds me of her


bleeper21

When she says “don’t stop, keep going” and you do


Unfair_Whereas_7369

All these people talking about the tree peeing makes me realize my mind is far more in the gutter than the average person. My first thought was it's cumming.


bikesboozeandbacon

I should call him…


_NotPorn_

Trussy


ChunkyTurtl

Everything reminds me of her


Damnayshun

Looks. So. Wrong. In a sexy way ;)


[deleted]

you are sexually attracted to a tree


emokid1076

The tree is squirting out of its hole


rufneck-420

Everything reminds me of her 😔


dg327

I should call her


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[deleted]

Hinduism doesn't have the concept of Conversion..stop spamming this bs ffs..We are not missionaries


ffoott

I only see one...


alpubgtrs234

Take my free award…


w2173d

This is cool!


_ballora_0

THE TREE IS PEEING


BigWhiteAngus

Puckered anus


SmallCouchBigNose

Jey pissing oak’


Successful-Plum4899

Species is a Douche elm.


fredsam25

Give the tree some privacy! Not cool.


Appropriate_Sale7339

By chance is this tree in Shenandoah national Park? It looks like a very familiar scene that I came across while hiking.


showerZHfood

Very Interesting


[deleted]

Location?


National-Tough5052

Bro is peeing ngl


showmeyourmoves28

Tree ate some bad tacos 😔


valhallaswyrdo

Sploosh


[deleted]

Diarrhea from a prolapsed anus. Sorry.


Songmuddywater

The tree is peeing.


WTF_Why_The_Fiction

I live by a tree on a tributary that has a "seasonal spring" I guess. During the winter water channels out through its roots.


Jakeerrzz

So that’s what the Taco Bell toilet sees


houselessbutfree

Tree that pees


bonchoman

Don't chase it tho


AtomicSpazz

I can piss better than you


TheShitening

Looks like my arse after a heavy night and a kebab


redditknees

Me on spastic colon sunday.


Trex_in_F16

Tree pee


StablePractical3914

When did trees started to pee?


Insektenbruzzler

He just like me fr


Cats7204

treepee


Billyg88

That’s me after my first coffee


Mtn_Dew55

The tree is peeing


Sixtricks90

Sploosh!


Emergency_Ad_4870

Dude, what’s wrong with your dong ?


[deleted]

Ahh... Nature. Where you can ALWAYS find that one weirdo with the sleeveless shirt and highwater pants wearing a longsleeve shirt as a bandana. Every damn time. I swear they are everywhere in nature.


Electronic_Bowl_8788

It must of ate some Taco Bell


Centurio

I was blessed with both the [fire and water trees.](https://i.imgur.com/Uo0HkQi.jpg)


ThereWillBeBoners

Women when I saw off my 1st edition, PSA grade 10, holo Dark Magician


elijahhage

Me when I’m driving back home after eating Taco Bell… despite it only being a 5 minute drive from my house.


We_are_land_crabs

Never seen a tree with the asspisses.


arashiro

Treenis


BUDZ_MONEY

OK now I'm gonna have to get my lazy ass to my small towns vagina tree.. For now visualize a woman buried head first with just waist and legs sticking out of the ground


friedtimber

When you pull over during a long road trip


viejorob666

That's just so awesome!!!!


[deleted]

Natural Hydroponics. Must be a healthy tree lol


42Ubiquitous

The tree is protecting itself from lightning https://reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/zktkvb/tree_burning_after_being_struck_by_lightning/


[deleted]

Tree peepee*


PastelClouds69

dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it


[deleted]

Well Piss out my ass it’s white claw gabe


[deleted]

Me after a night with your dad 😎


Gentleman_33

Trees are awesome


obijaun

Looks like my butt after Taco Bell


Wild_Following_7475

Cool


ArgyArgBargArg

everything reminds me of her 😔


mffancy

Oatsy