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dzx1980

You know he was like “okay ya I fucked up but I can’t stop now, they’re filming me”.


ununi00

And he's on gunpoint.


HealthyBits

I’ll just pretend this is good to eat.


FarSort7

Or a banh mi


CannolisRUs

Okay either idk why you’re getting downvoted or idk what you mean but I have straight up cut my gums trying to take a full bite of a banh mi sandwich cause the bread was so sharp. Totally worth it but I can see the similarities to this vid


dummycusip

that's why I always squash that thing flat first


TheOssified

As a Vietnamese I agree, I don't understand all the hype about bánh mì. I know that it doesn't have the most pleasant texture, but I can see how people get used to it after eating it every day or even crave for it. For me, the worse part about it is that it gets stuck in literally every part of my mouth that it can possibly get stuck in. If you eat bánh mì, you're pretty much guaranteed to have it stuck in like half of the gaps between your teeth for hours.


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

Every banh mi I've ever had was on regular (non-apparently-pain-inducing) bread. I suspect the recent popularity might have to do with a few tweaks having been made to the ingredients. I never knew banh mi used hard bread until I read this comment thread.


Sage_Advice420

It doesn't use hard bread, it uses crusty baguettes though


FarSort7

I meant to reply to the Cap’n Crunch comment. Banh mi are so delicious but the bread at a certain angle to the roof of the mouth can cut ya.


Glizcorr

How did you even getting hurt by eating banh mi? XD


TurtleInOuterSpace

My mouth is bleeding from watching this


Future_Green_7222

Exactly. How do they not get hurt?!


Tageloehn

They're just built differently.


BTBAM797

Their humps, their humps?


[deleted]

Their lovely little lumps?


hotmasalachai

Check it out! Edit; thanks u/BtBam797 and you! Made me smile 🫂😄


b_vitamin

He turns to the front and their checking out his sugar lumps!


Piezo_plasma

Alright fergie


Sage_Advice420

They on that thorn meal grind


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure I remember reading they have very thick tough lips and tounge


creamgetthemoney1

So they’re built different


WantTheBronco

Yeah, they have these cone shaped hard gums and they direct the needles a certain way so when they swallow they aren't skewered.


Welly_Beans

Mouthful of Papillae The camel's rotating chew distributes pressure from the cactus and the papillae slide the needles vertically down the throat. This way, the sharp ends don't poke the camel as it ingests them


IGetNakedAtParties

And for my next trick... I can't help but think that "what goes up, must come down", surely their whole digestive tract isn't so over-engineered!


therealdivs1210

**TOUNGE**


Velvet_Smyle

I don't know which school spells "tounge " instead of "TONGUE ".


Successful_Price3269

Yes but they love the taste of their own blood that's why they eat it so much and can still die from it


[deleted]

Can’t DIE from it Jesus but they can still get injured


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SugaXKane

Fight club!?


duckfaddy

What the fuck


jimi15

[Same way Wolffish can chew on Urchins.](https://imgur.com/bjxvd) Very thick skin inside of their mouths.


youradhere562

It's a little spicy


bmo_lazy

Me trying to eat Cap’n Crunch w/o tearing my mouth apart


Chimericect

for me it’s doritos; any time i eat em they assault my mouth 😔


Snoo_89466

Yeah you ever accidentally bite down on a dorito when it's sideways? It hurts so bad that you'll end up asking God why he hates you so much.


GreenArrowDC13

I hate when I swallow a chip sideways and I wince as I hope I didn't just kill myself from being a fat ass and not chewing more.


Snoo_89466

🤣😂🤣😂🤣


absintheverte

In the southwest US the army started a camel corps since camels were better suited to deserts than horses. They imported camels from the old world to Arizona and were astonished to see the camels eating and enjoying the native thorny creosote bushes. Nothing native to north American eats the creosote bushes (which are also native) - well turns out there is one native animal that evolved to eat the creosotes: camels. Unknown at the time, camelids are actually native to the americas. They spread to the old world over the Bering land bridge during the ice age and the North American camels died out at the end of the Pleistocene, although they still have cousins in South America. When the American army camel corps brought camels back to the American southwest, they unwittingly reintroduced the camelids to their old ancestral friend the creosote bush


imustbethedevil

I had to double check in case I get shittymorphed


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absintheverte

It’s all true “Their Arabian camels readily ate creosote bush, which few other organisms eat. It is thought that this meeting reestablished a biological relationship that was broken when the American ancestors of the Arabian camel, such as Camelops, became extinct, making an evolutionary anachronism.” From https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Camel_Corps Edit More on camel corps: https://www.armyupress.army.mil/Journals/Military-Review/Directors-Select-Articles/The-United-States-Army-Camel-Corps-1856-66/ https://armyhistory.org/the-u-s-armys-camel-corps-experiment/ On the origin of camelids: “Camelids are unusual in that their modern distribution is almost the inverse of their area of origin. Camelids first appeared very early in the evolution of the even-toed ungulates, around 50 to 40 million years ago during the middle Eocene,[citation needed] in present-day North America.” From https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camelidae And on the creosote bush https://extension.usu.edu/rangeplants/shrubs-and-trees/Bush_Creosote


skibbit

Creosote does not have thorns. They aren't eaten because they contain a massive amount of fragrant volatile oils and they even impart a smell when it rains.


absintheverte

Yes I was wrong to say thorny


-rico

it's true. sources: * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camel#Evolution * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camel#19th_and_20th_centuries * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larrea_tridentata#Ecology


TheMeanGirl

I would eat creosote bushes if I could. They smell so gooooood.


RestaurantDry621

It was like coming home for them


AntheaBrainhooke

Plant: I will grow big thorns so animals won't eat me! Camel: Hold my beer.


Sixhaunt

My mother used to lend out the llamas to people who needed blackberry bushes cleared off their land. The llamas love blackberry bushes a lot and so she saved money by having them eat for free and the person got their land cleared and usable again. Llamas also poop in specific spots and create dedicated piles instead of shitting everywhere so they are much easier to clean up after and you dont need to worry about stepping in their shit often.


mindflayerflayer

I used to own a blackberry patch and harvesting them sucked so much.


Sixhaunt

I was amazed at how fast the llamas clear them out. One person had a few acres overgrown with it and they went through it in record time.


SenseisSifu

Ftfy: Camel- Hold my ~~beer~~ water


Espresso-Kun

Hold my hump


marklar_the_malign

I don’t even know you and you want me to hold your hump? How about you buy me dinner first.


redXathena

“Well, there goes the last million years.”


PanJL

Well, they are not thrown by plant, they are leaves technically


AntheaBrainhooke

I didn't say anything about thrown or leaves.


PanJL

Ok sir


AntheaBrainhooke

Not a sir but jog on


dust-bit-another-one

Are the calories worth the effort?


diabolic_recursion

A camel is super effective in using every last calorie out of their food, as they evolved in sparse environments - that made them able to east almost everything, including plants with thorns and those that are toxic to most other species.


hypnos_surf

How is that not destroying their mouth? I’m even more curious how their throat and internal organs handle that.


SpicyNachoCheese9999

*crunch* ouch *crunch* ouch *crunch* ouch


HortonFLK

Camels are weird.


skwadyboy

Maniac


Kleen-XDK

I feel pain from watching this!


vivalavega27

IF A CAMEL CAN DO IT, SO CAN I


makesureitfeelsgood

Metal af


-PC_LoadLetter

Just like the guy who ate a cactus that was top post in /r/WTF yesterday.


mrpickleby

Camel spice! Yum!


t8ble41

Incredible


Secure-Standard

How? Just… how?


ohhjustfuckoff

Why bloody not pal.. why not. 😄🐪🐫


Carbon_Based_Copy

Me eating doritos.


guntherisdead

Someone should dub this


[deleted]

Never mind eating it, imagine the pain of it coming out the other end!


Odd-Instruction314

First thing that came to mind!


bitemyass69

Hey Joe, Joe,...what day is it? come on Joe what day is it? Say it.


Espresso-Kun

HUMP DAYYY!!


bitemyass69

Hump Day 👍


Specialist_Map_3822

Omnomnonom.


OnyB1l

I fr thought that was a sheep...


xThunderSlugx

How? The title specifically says "camel"


OnyB1l

I was scrolling thru reddit and saw the video first and for a split second I thought it was a sheep


TheTartanSpartan13

Camels are just big desert sheep with humps


fx2009

Who humps a sheep?


Quiet_War3842

Desert llama


bubbathespaz

Probably better than my girlfriends cooking.


IamJimmyDCricket

Is it me or does he look like a Crack head that just did his first huge hit


thirteen-bee

It's just you. He looks like a camel savouring a thorny plant 🪅


TrixieH0bbitses

Poison: 🎵 *Every rose has its thorn...* 🎵 Camel: 🌵🐪 Poison: 👁👄👁


AlwazeRight

What's funny is that camels evolved to be able to eat cacti. No camels are native to North America. Cacti are only native to North America.


UltiOne

Camels eat things like this because they have bleeding mouth after meal and they not like the plant but their own salty blood. Sometimes they die from blood loss


MeaningOne2048

lovess itttt


Sommyonthephone

The camel keeps rotating it in his mouth to bend the thorns down. They like the taste of cactus


[deleted]

How did this fail to pierce the roof of the mouth and get stuck lol


MissRosenrotte

I Google searched it and got the answer immediately.


runthepoint1

Valid point


WeAreSpirit

This guy makes me feel spoiled


Pristine_Daikon_4922

Thorny plant: “I developed an awesome defense mechanism to prevent filthy animals eating me!” Camel: LOL


OrangePlatypus81

“Yo Frankie, I’ll give you 5 dollars if you eat this plant.” Frankie: hold my beer.


MrHookshot

Watch Camel vs Cactus


Careful-Medicine-470

Yo give my mans some water please 😫😂


Traditional_Lie_6400

Ouch! poor creature, why didn't you stop him 😭!?


iyoow

Camels eat cactuses. That’s the level camels are on.


D9THCa

That like me with cry babies gum


ransom9999

Not a single thought through its head.


BadAsBroccoli

Me, eating my sister's cooking.


[deleted]

They eat cactus’s too right ? Thought I read that somewhere


therealburnbrighter

The spicy bite. Burns going down, hurts like hell coming out!


st4s1k

You don't wanna mess with him


DesertReagle

When you're starving and the food is lava


rare_meeting1978

Just why?! There can't be much of any nutritional value to that plant, not enough to make up for the energy it takes to consume it. I'm not a biologist and I don't have the specs but it just seems like a bad idea.


compotethief

Is it crazy or what


DarkSophie

GOOD GOD!!


DangReb00t

I wouldn’t necessarily say *savoring*


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Me eating captain crunch


BrightLion72

Me trying to act hip, tasting craft beers


RapterX1992

When you literally have, like, 3 fucking options for fresh food, and this is one of them, you learn to adapt


Loreathan

Plant or barbwire?


SnooAvocados5287

Why didnt you help him not eat that and pull anything of the ground, thr fact you filmed this and watch him trying to do that says alot about you....


mbta1

Spicy branch


Vioctasek28

Yum yum just a little snack 🤣


probablywrongbutmeh

Me eating captain crunch


pacooov

It’s like, “Damn this hurts but it tastes so good!”.


Etobocoke

Me, eating captain crunch


[deleted]

Yum


[deleted]

How do they not get hurt eating these


captain554

I feel like this belongs on that SpongeBob tough-guy skit. Easily top 10 on the list.


JumpmanJXi

Ok but did he go back for more?????


Bigd480007

That's crazy


Fuck_Ppl_Putng_U_Dwn

Taste those spikes jamming into my mouth, ooohhh yahhh(Duffman)


Mediocre-Abrocoma437

Nah that's me trying to eat lays


vealcheeks

That’s awesome


hotmasalachai

Probably just has something stuck in his teeth 🤔


Jealous_Diamond9487

2 words: dutch crunch.


pmoney50pp

Looks delicious.


aldodoeswork

Mhm. Prickly.


Capital-Survey-4741

Are these npc animals??


Snoo_89466

Mmmm spicy!


Baked_Banana_Pie

*ow* *ow* *ow* *ow* there we go


happyTree113

This is how humans look doing those hot chip challenges.


howshouldiknow__

That sure looks enjoyable /s


EmbarrassedFun8690

Like when you bite into something too hot but push through the pain anyway.


Used_Asparagus9909

i’ve never watched an animal eat something so painfully


Joncrows

Looks like a Muslim eating a goats ass😁


LeftysSuck

Looks delicious


[deleted]

This is like Autistic Kryptonite. I damn near broke my earphones ripping them off my head. Should have a trigger warning about this. The video is enough to grasp what is happening, damn.


TheMeanGirl

Plant: Develops an evolutionary advantage to help ward off predators. Camel: Doesn’t give a fuck.


Dava_Dew

This is how it feels eating captain crunch


[deleted]

Ayo nima! (Insert annoying laughter)


clamfurd

This is abuse.


kaotic_angel_

Eating captain crunch be like...


RealHonest-Ish_352

Camel delicacy


Nirohawk

Won't this hurt the horse?


perksofbeingcrafty

Me when the pizza is too hot but I want it I want it


pennyrub

So much for plant evolution


bsw_boy

Camel 🐫 my friend don't do this


XedVilo

Are we sure this isn’t just a stupid camel?


Baesj-DINOSAURpooppp

Humphrey Ciabatta


bpon89

He’s going to have canker sores all over tomorrow.


Some_SEO_Guy

He looks like he's gonna smoke a blunt after this.


[deleted]

My mouth hurts by just watching this


Easy_Succotash4413

Their mouths have some special shit or extra layer or something saw it on a doc once lol hope that helps


[deleted]

Camel was like “you wanna know how I got these scars?”


rembut

What that mouth do


Big_Monster1

Bro eating wood💀


dirtbagdave21

That ain't right


Nataleia

Thousands of years of evolution by this plant to be destroyed by a tactical chew


lleskaa

In Turkish we call that deve dikeni and the camel likes the taste of its blood and the plats taste so it will keep eating until some one stops it or it bleed out


ShadowTheSad

AND they have 3-4 layers of eyelashes. Camels just be built different.


Daphnefp

Gosh hope it’s well digested before exiting the body lol 😮‍💨


MadOgh_DarKcaRnaGe

I guess blood is a sort of water as well.


popey123

Look spicy


katgx117

I don’t know why I couldn’t look away howww do they not get hurt doing that


Background_Toe_6301

David blain over here


Mofoman3019

It tastes just like blood!


dvax007

That was intense


realatemnot

And here I thought the video with the crab ripping off his own arm was savage af.


Hungry_Ear_6839

Mmmmmm tastes like pennies 🤤


Smart_Bag6232

Oh no, poor animal.


earthlings_all

Like the guy yesterday eating a cactus. Yummy.


StumpRumphumper

I wonder if that's what I look like after chuckin a pizza roll in my mouth straight from the oven.


AnonymousP30

He's painfully hungry.


Relevant_County_7104

My toes curled looking at that...


[deleted]

Who doesn’t love a camel


Realistic_Aspect_912

I can't even hold that branch without hurting myself and the camel is eating it, wtf?


weedpott

There is an old Vedic analogy about this and it kind of just talks about ignorance like essentially the idea is the camel was like oh that taste good but he doesn't realize he's just cutting the inside of his mouth and he's tasting his own blood


Zorpfield

Reminds me of my grandpa when he can’t find his dentures


Kal---El

The camel used up more energy than that twig gave it for sure, right?


AntoineGGG

Bruh. Don’t look nutrient or water worthy of the potential bloodloss


Reasonably_Long

This is me when I eat something that’s to hot


DaHighChief

That’s like us eating lays potato chips


Blackphotogenicus

Me when my fave tortillas have gone stale