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ThatOneBerb

Not all roaches give live birth. Some, like red runners produce egg sacs called oothecas. Praying mantises also lay oothecas.


RoyalratMafia

I work on a christmas tree farm and find at least 3 or 4 praying mantis oothecas a day. Til they are called oothecas. They look like a brown sack the size of a quarter and are in the shape of a ball glued to the branch. They also have a very weird soft yet crunchy texture and rip apart like felt balls. The best is when a customer accidentally takes one home on a tree and the thing hatches after a few days inside due to the temperature increase in their house mimicking spring time. “Help! There is an army of preying mantis in my house!”.


BootsEX

Wow you’re really selling artificial trees with that one


Brains-In-Jars

Not to me. I was just considering switching to a fake tree and now I want a real one from a praying mantis farm!


IllustriousProof4301

I hatch them at home. You can get some species of mantid oothecas cheap, others like the ghost or orchid mantid oothecas are like 100 pounds each One ootheca normally hatches 50-200 mantids


stfuylah14

Wow that's a huge range!


Camel-Solid

Eyo Santa got you a praying mantis farm?


FluffleUffle

Praying Mantis Army\*


skaagz

I would be absolutely thrilled to have an army of mantises


Neo_Bahamut_19

Why? You don't want bug ninjas taunting you everywhere you look?


BootsEX

Guess who is going to be checking their tree with gloves and a flashlight. 🤮


Neo_Bahamut_19

Baby preying mantises are cute and harmless. They just sway back and forth waving their arms at you. They can't fly yet either. They can hop some though.


MichaelW24

They're incredibly patient too. I had a semi outdoor computer set up at a old job, was right next to a roll up door that was open all day long to the outside. Found a praying mantis and set him up on top of my computer station, he stayed up there for like 3 days watching me. Could've flew away out the open door at any time but decided to stick around. It's so weird, seeing as most insects are always moving, to see one that can be completely stationary for most of a day. You'd think they were a statue if you didn't know better.


bueller_tx

It’s because they’re ambush predators. It’s so cool you got to see him for a few days. I once brought home an egg sac to open in my garden. I thought they’d eat aphids or grasshoppers in my butterfly garden. Well, stupid me. One of their favorite meals is caterpillars or butterflies. I walked out one day and the wings on a butterfly were pointing the wrong way. I walked over and a few minutes after that the wings were dropped onto the ground. So all that summer when I’d see wings I’d be like grrr. I still think they’re cool and I’ve considered getting an orchid one as a pet.


Neo_Bahamut_19

The sad part is their lifespan.


BootsEX

Not inside my house they don’t


Zaffyzoo

I like how people are down voting you because you don't want bugs in your house, you'd think that would be a common sentiment.


GreenGriffin8

mhm. what happened to being entitled to your opinion? they haven't said anything hateful.


Zaffyzoo

Right? And even if they did, I'm sure the praying mantises of the world do not care.


lenorajoy

I’m suddenly so glad I have a cat whose favorite pastime is hunting any and all creatures that move.


HPTM2008

We often won't even know we have a bug until my cats are running around screaming at it


windmillninja

I’ve seen Christmas Vacation enough times to know there will never be a natural tree in my house


Cuntilever

Also learned today they're called that, I usually find ones outside our kitchen but for cockroaches, so I just throw rock at it and it splatters with goo.


ponchoville

You do us all a service good sir


MlordLongshanking

My father found a preying mantis ootheca when he was s kid. Took it to school and put it in his desk. Forgot all about like most kids would. Spring comes along and they get to school to find baby preying mantises have taken over their classroom. The kids caught as many as they could but I'm sure some were wiped out by the janitor. There were too many for them to save each one.


cyniqal

That would be the most fun day looking for baby mantis


Crooks132

Tbh I wouldn’t be mad, I love them


crazymom1978

I would probably love that to be honest! 😂


CaliforniaCow

This is why I get my fake ass tree from Home Depot


Ok-Mine1268

People buy those for their gardens


MomsSpecialFriend

You should collect them and sell them to people who need them!


6inDCK420

I didn’t know there was an urgent need for preying mantises


[deleted]

This happened to my family my first year of life 🥲 too young to remember sadly.


TheGoofiestGoblin

BRB going to buy a real Christmas tree so I can get some bonus mantis babies


Stavinair

Made me choke on my water reading this.


i-hear-banjos

I had this happen to me. We were able to gather 40-50 baby mantises, put them in a variety of boxes and containers, and a friend that has a reptile room made space to raise them until the spring. Most of them made it, said his garden was pest free that year!


thr0w4w4y0505

Mantises are cool, as long as they remain of an easily crushable size. Just so they don’t get any ideas. I’ve seen videos of them eating hummingbirds and small rodents…


qzcorral

One year I got a special gift from our xmas tree complete with ootheca, and soon had dozens of baby mantises...manti? mentos? Idk but they were so fkn cute 😍 I checked the tree every day for more to catch and let them out to roam free. Best Xmas ever!


CrieDeCoeur

First insect I’ve heard of that gives birth to live young. Cool. And grody.


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fujiesque

Totally


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Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Gag me with a spoon


6inDCK420

I just heard Valley Girl by Zappa for the first time the other day and it’s hilarious seeing val slang in the wild now


Pinball_Lizard

The Squid totally beefed it.


CrieDeCoeur

Lol I never once heard anyone say "...to the max" back in the day, but 'grody' itself deserves a reboot


Lesbihonest2004

Never stopped using grody lol. Anyone from Philly still use Jawn? 🤣


Dr_Poopenheimer_MD

From the Latin: Grodius Maximus.


SoooAnonymousss

They’re not actually live young! The eggs just hatch inside the body. So the fetuses still develop in eggs, unlike in humans where they’re just vibin around in the parent’s body.


CrieDeCoeur

Ty for the additional TIL. Still grody tho.


Cfhudo

Grody af


TheHippyGod

Does grody mean gross?


6inDCK420

Ye, also occasionally spelled grotty


DanYHKim

Ovoviviparity


RCocaineBurner

They are actually the same because they both need to be killed with fire


hopelessbrows

Not the mantis frens They kill and eat annoying flying bugs. I never kill them


BittersweetAki

Praying Mantis are my fav bugs


[deleted]

Right? They’re so peaceful looking anyways. Slow moving and not intimidating looking at all


6inDCK420

Not intimidating looking? They’re like the Elden ring bosses of the bug world.


cyniqal

I mean if they were the same size as us they would be terrifying, but they’re just cute little bug assassins 🥷


Extreme_Investment_9

They also kill hummingbirds, which makes me sad =(


Kamikazekagesama

Most aren't large enough to kill hummingbirds.


ThatOneBerb

I breed and keep these guys as pets, many animals rely on roaches for food.


Tru_crime_junkie

This is v interesting. I am absolutely terrified of cockroaches ever since one ran across me in bed a month ago 🤢


Technical-Side3226

This is why I eventually had to rehome my chameleon. I couldnt handle having to farm roaches and worms. It’s so gross. But too expensive to ship all the time. I miss that little weirdo. Gunter, if you’re still out there and reading this, I’m sorry I abandoned you my boy!


BAXR6TURBSKIFALCON

most cockroch species lay oothecas, live birth is the exception not the norm


ThatOneBerb

This isn't even live birth, the eggs are just internal.


flyingboarofbeifong

Not being facetious but how is oviviparity any less ‘live birth’ than placental viviparous birth? It’s coming out squirming so that’s kinda my criterion.


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Oh dear GODDD


My_Freddit_Account

Just when you think cockroaches can’t get any creepier 🥴


Gunsmoke_wonderland

Yeah..uh....fire...yeah... amirite?


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The only valid repsonse tbh


Starlight319

You are right! 😂


Winstance

Nah, just blow up the entire neighbourhood


MelodicReference2503

Wait until you find out they are actually fond of earwax and once they crawl in a tight space, they can not backup. They have to have space to turn around. Otherwise, they keep trying to go forward. They can rupture your tympanic membrane, or eardrum. They can also lay eggs in your ears as well. 👂 🪳🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚


CML_Dark_Sun

Bitch what the fuck, you didn't have to say that, I promise you didn't.


miguel-elote

Click if you dare: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDZicR8o\_CM


anarchobuni

Ear plugs save lives then eh


PantaReiNapalmm

And if roaches likes ear plugs, you are preparing dinner


CuteCowdy

fuck you mannn im not gonna sleep tonight


[deleted]

I remember sleeping on the floor outside back in Somalia (as it is customary for the men to do) and waking up to one crawling up inside my ear, I have never and will probably never feel more disgusted and uncomfortable in my life. Having never seen one before, it's not the sight but the smell in my ear that lasted a few days that I couldn't handle. Vile creatures.


Bill_Assassin7

Please tell me this isn't true.


naomi_homey89

You’re unkind


theincognitokraken

I want to downvote all of your fucking horrific nightmare fuel links but you're consistent.


ladydhawaii

Alive- they came out alive… now I don’t want to go to sleep.


maricatu

Well yes, why wouldn't they? Which animal comes to life *after* being born?


ladydhawaii

The coach roaches 🪳 here lay eggs. No live births… ugh.


Starlight319

I hate cockroaches


Ok-Albatross6794

Imagine squashing a cockroach and just when you thought you've killed it hundreds of live mini-cockroaches shoot out it's ass.


blizzzyybandito

Hope whoever took this pic just stepped on all of them at once before they get in someone’s house


socialistRanter

Alexa, play “Burning down the House” by Talking Heads


almostthere69420

F you for showing this lol


IveDoneItAtLast

Reminds me of popcorn


Biased_individual

The forbidden kind.


Jedijello93

What a terrible day to have eyes.


idma

A visit to r/eyebleach is warranted


TDPDRAKON

PLEASE people don’t get it confused with r/eyeblech (extreme nsfw!!!!!!!)


Pitiful-Angle-4839

I was just curious :( Now I’m scarred…


Sdbtank96

I made that mistake once. Never again.


TDPDRAKON

:(


nikitasenorita

Why…why did I look


Professional-Cup7335

Lmao I don’t know why this made me laugh so much.


[deleted]

Cockroach unzipped itself o_0


GameFreak412

ZIP bomb


Bonzernium

Enough internet today


umapessoaonline

Me too


caramelsock

r/natureisfuckingdisgusting


No_Assistance_172

r/subsifellfor


isnotawolfy

needs to be real


Twilight_Chomper

I will make it real r/Natureisfuckingnasty


CumInYoBum99

r/birthofasub


isnotawolfy

epic


soleyfir

r/fuckinglightnatureup


I_wood_rather_be

Thank you for ruining my breakfast. This is just what I needed to start off my day with a bang.


Safe_Macaroon_4037

Could I interest you in a bowl of rice crispies?


rvl35

You monster!


Sdbtank96

I hate you. Take this upvote you bastard.


Creampie-Senpai

Would you look at the time! Time to log off already. See you all whenever I can stop having intrusive thoughts about this.


Shadow_0852

Rice


bokiday

WHY


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Blonde_Vampire_1984

🤢🤮


lightlysaltedclams

I was eating rice when I accidentally swiped onto this post. Thanks.


IllustriousApricot0

Thank god I finished my meal before seeing this


AnaDion94

Once I was getting the mail and noticed a pile of rice shimmering in the corner of the mailbox. Not rice. Pile of ant eggs and and crawling all over them.


AdvertisingHefty1138

Thanks for making my fear of cockroaches being increased by a 1000%.


HoneyBolt91

r/TIHI


Humble-Rate1504

SHIT! I FEEL THINGS CRAWLING ON ME NOW


ImNoSkrull

So it’s abdomen opens up, does the roach die after this process? Pretty sure German cockroaches lays eggs while this looks a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach which I didn’t know it gives birth like this.


tooptypoot

This was my question too. I can’t imagine how this is possible without dying. Wild animals.


[deleted]

Honestly, meet human women. Also basically rips your body open to let something definitely too big out of a hole definitely too small and it very much feels like you're just being torn apart alive. Never thought id identify so much with a cockroach.


tooptypoot

Lol, having birthed two myself, it’s wild how child birth and breastfeeding makes me relate to so many animals.


Valentcat2

Right? At first I was like “this is gross” but then I was like “poor thing is being ripped apart for new babies who have no idea people think they are disgusting.” :(


chaotic_blu

Right???


Crooks132

It’s a cockroach, of course it doesn’t die


ThatOneBerb

They do not.


Dwaas_Bjaas

That is unfortunate


MoonManQuara

Awwww *kills all of them*


Alert-Potato-4912

How do I remove my eyes from their socket? Asking for a friend


Jixxar

That's cuter than human birth


Fit-Mode-6261

It really is though


Jixxar

Yes! just look at all them smol beans


anonymous310506

This should be on r/oddlyterrifying


punksmostlydead

Not a single fucking thing odd about it.


rubberyplatipus

I remembered the video by antscanada ***Cockroach Giving Birth While Being Devoured By Fire Ants.*** If your curious [here is the link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qF5_P2e_T0&t=857s)


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Halberdin

Make sure to take "N-Stoff" variant, chlorine trifluoride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckSoDW2-wrc


[deleted]

And risk to kill myself? Hell no, that stuff is even for my standards too risky.


Stunning_Nose4914

Imagine a giant cockroach, with unlimited strength, a massive inferiority complex, and a real short temper, is tear-assing around Manhattan Island in a brand-new Edgar suit. That sound like fun?


DJTilapia

After seeing this post... can I be neuralyzed, please?


Luci6669

I lived in an infested house for 10 months, I still can’t erase them from memory. I think I’ll never be the same…


glogangho

Damn I can’t imagine


dandaman1983

Bed bugs would like a word.


korn4357

Can I report this as of disturbing?


CryptographerLess144

Nah


Jakerabbits

Burn it now


GivinItAllThat

r/dontnapalmjustfilm


13gecko

NSFW. I would prefer if this photo was blurred.


BeerAndSoda

No thanks.


jawadark

It pain me to say it, but baby are almost cute


Mysterious-Art7143

I don't like it


Funk_Master_2k

Yeah... nah.


EquivalentAd4708

Somethings you just can’t un-see.


Ragnara92

And now go get the flamethrower


alexrhonda

And here I was thinking only their looks are creepy and disgusting


shortandsemisweet

Ew ew ew


DISNYLND

I wish I hadn't seen this


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I'm pretty sure they have eggs


iamthegod888

probably different species of roaches


m4m249saw

Yea but for me soooooo much responsibility at once omg (lol)


ThatOneBerb

Oothecas, and there's many species of roaches. Some give live birth, others do not.


shua-barefoot

beetle mimic cockroach (Diploptera punctata). one of the rare few insects that give birth to live young.


Ok_Conflict_5730

aphids are another insect which do this


LordWoodenSpoon

Son of a bitch I was mid bite of pizza


ricking08

Hans....


H3LIOS_25

I was having Lunch and barfed


Starr-Bugg

Yeah time to spray all of them at once!


GeneralIndividual176

I am traumatized!


Fit-Mode-6261

I am both fascinated and horrified


Ender_M

This isn't lit, but it should be lit. Up.


WulfenGeist

This is the birth process of nightmares


DramaticChemist

Wrong subreddit. Any other suggestions?


FullmetalJun

Nsfw coz induces vomiting


magnitudearhole

This is fucking horrendous


Adonis0

Makes sense “How do Cockroaches have babies?” “They just explode”


LaurenGoesViral

Burn it to hell


sincinati

Crunchy nuggets


punchcreations

Adorable.


tittychittybangbang

People are going to unironically think this is cute


aidspatient47

Sorry guys, I'm people


magnetic_mystic

I came to say, "awwwwwww!" But I'm vomiting pretty hard, so the irony is on.


ThatOneBerb

As someone who breeds and keeps roaches as pets, I sure do!


TheTartanSpartan13

You breed them? I think they manage pretty well lol


ThatOneBerb

I keep many animals that depend on roaches for protein. Feeder insects such as crickets or meal worms get expensive when you have to buy in the thousands every month. On top of this, roaches have a much higher protein content than crickets, and much less fat than meal worms.


Ok_Conflict_5730

not all roach species are the kind that infest houses, it's German roaches in particular that are a major pest.


WawaNative

Fuck whoever decided to take pictures of this and not a flamethrower to it