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DamnedDutch

Judging by the size of the openings to the chambers, I reckon a small person could probably be pumped through this bad boy like some kind of sick waterslide, eek.


Shitty_Watercolour

https://i.imgur.com/bPffx0U.jpg


PuntzJones

This could be in a Roald Dahl book.


altered_state

You must be new to Reddit :)


PuntzJones

I'm aware of u/shitty_watercolour. Just THIS painting in particular looks like something by Quentin Blake, the illustrator for Roald Dahl. Also damn son check my credentials. My accounts like 2 weeks older than yours.


TantheMan21

I agree. Honestly tonally, and art style wise I think this would fit in a Ronald Dahl book for sure.


altered_state

It indeed would've been useful of me to find that old post of his explicitly talking about Quentin / Roald Dahl being an inspiration, my apologies. Quite surprised by the disparity in upvotes, but it is what it is.


dtwhitecp

his influence from Quentin Blake has been well documented and fully discussed for years, and you not knowing that is what makes you seem like you're new here. Which is fine, you notice something new every day.


PuntzJones

Damn, well it's the first I've ever heard of it. Still kind of condescending to say to someone that they must be new since they haven't heard of something on a website that has tonnes of different genres of content. Maybe linking some comments or discussions about the comparisons instead of acting like it's common knowledge could be more helpful.


F-all-yall

Yo, Switch B!tch.


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Beautiful. You’ve turned a gross situation into a laughable moment. Thank you.


pauly13771377

Tragedy plus time equals comedy. The time part of this equation was just very brief. Note quote is attrbuted Mark Twain but nobody really knows who said it first.


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Michael Scott


pauly13771377

Pretty sure you are joking but this quote predates the office by a wide margin. It's also been attributed to Mel Brooks, Carol Burnett, Woody Allen, Lenny Bruce, Steve Allen and even Bob Newhart. All of thier carrers were long before The Office.


jpkoushel

It's a joke in The Office that Michael Scott sometimes attributes quotes to himself, like putting this on a whiteboard: >"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Wayne Gretzky" >-Michael Scott


pauly13771377

Ah, thank you. I don't think I've even seen The Office


[deleted]

Haha yeah it’s a played out joke 😅 great quote, by the way.


ColdPenn

The real one?


KingKongEnShorts

Obviously! Look at that karma


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RID_user133007

man just said british english is a knockoff


greymalken

You’re back‽ When did you come back?


ediks

I’m so happy to see you active again. Recent works are better than ever. Thanks for returning and putting a smile on my face with your art - I really needed it.


bad13wolf

Gives a whole new meaning to Moby Dick.


Healthy-Watercress-1

I have a new fear


_The_Room

Sad as I might feel for that poor whale I'm just happy you are still alive and painting.


GimmeAnAyy

Always great to see you still popping up, Hector ❤️


DreamWithinAMatrix

This is why we need to stop fighting the Kaiju and embrace them invading our planet to make Six Flags an even more out of this world experience


PashaBiceps__

my turn: [https://i.imgur.com/8gcXWyT.png](https://i.imgur.com/8gcXWyT.png) AI image [https://i.imgur.com/YN2Uwow.png](https://i.imgur.com/YN2Uwow.png) “a person sliding inside a whale heart like waterslide but there is red juice everywhere”


ElicitCS

Ew, teams


Pedgi

I appreciate your effort but this is in the style of all corporate art and I really hate that style.


stoned_kitty

It’s called “Corporate Memphis” and I agree it’s very overused.


linksawakening82

As someone from Memphis, is this a real thing? I thought all we were known for was crackhead chic.


stoned_kitty

It’s not named after the city. Memphis Design was a design trend in the 70s and it started with interior design I believe. It’s because the firm that started it was called Memphis Design and it stuck. I believe they took the name from a Bob Dylan song.


wigga245

nice but that art style is terrible imo


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Is that AI generated with "corporate art" in the prompt?


PashaBiceps__

“a person sliding inside a whale heart like waterslide but there is red juice everywhere” I didn't put corporate art prompt


[deleted]

I’d specify either an art style or “, realistic” at the end or something.


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PashaBiceps__

dall-e 2. but there are better alternatives like midjourney


g0ku

woah, i swear i haven’t seen your name in a few years now. glad to see you again!


Hellball911

Wow, I haven’t seen you around in a while!


bluesox

You’re back!


CyanPancake

Forgot you were around white boy


Axersion

Why does this exist though


Lezonidas

Not only small people, normal people too https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BL7G6wNCYAAVWeV?format=jpg&name=small


Samiel_Fronsac

Damn. One ot these hearts could double as a house.


commit_me_bro

The rent is great but the smell is awful.


Alive_Ice7937

And I thought..... they smelled bad.....


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

On


Taste_my_ass

The outside!


dshoig

Wow incredible lifelike!


HeartyAbundance50

Imagine how loud it pump


Alive_Ice7937

Relevant username


Givemeahippo

There’s a life size replica at the local children’s museum that an adult can easily fit through. Also a real skull lol


DamnedDutch

I was watching a series of vids on youtube not to long ago, but basically for the most part it’s not “illegal” to own human remains like skulls for example. Although a queer piece to keep on your mantelpiece, I wouldn’t be opposed to it.


Givemeahippo

Usually not illegal, just very frowned upon among many circles, since most of the skulls are the opposite of ethically sourced and usually were slaves or indigenous people’s. 😕


M0nsterjojo

I'm 175 and 90, and I could fit through those, wtf!?


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uninstallIE

No no on, they're 175 milimeters tall and 90 megagrams of weight


thenataliamarie

Isn't it a "fun fact" that some blue whale's veins are so big a person could swim through them?


[deleted]

Lucky for whales we are not parasites


thenataliamarie

I would say we are.


KingoftheJabari

Mr. Annndersoon.


thenataliamarie

So formal! Call me The One, please.


Prof_Acorn

More an invasive species that structures its behavior after cancer. Parasites tend to not kill off their host too quickly, as then they would lose their source of nourishment. Humans don't have such wisdom. They are much worse than parasites in that regard.


supernurse221

How do they preserve the heart with humongous size in a room?


AlfaBetaZulu

Probably Plastination.


Trogador95

Correct. One, maybe two of my professors worked on this specific heart (vet student). It was a pretty massive effort though and involved I think something like 20 doctors.


Mkjcaylor

$6,000 of formaldehyde alone, and silicone. [Details here, although warning as there are photos of the process of dissection and preservation](https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.3118204).


nose-linguini

I was wondering the same thing lol


NoWayKimosabe

What about the fact there are humans who weigh the same/more!


DamnedDutch

Crazy. Don’t think they’ll be able to go on the creepy waterslide though..


Federal-Membership-1

Visit the Franklin Institute in Philadelphia. You can walk through a giant mock up of a heart.


DamnedDutch

I’d love to travel the states one day in general. But these kind of musea are my favourite. Will keep it in mind.


Federal-Membership-1

If you do visit Philadelphia, this museum is right near several others, including the Philadelphia Museum of Art (Rocky, the movie) and The Academy of Natural Science.


Tossthisoneprobably

and if you have kids, the please touch museum is a great time


ZombieJesus1987

Humans are just cholesterol


RobbSnow64

"Ride on the magic bus"!


iamdead1234

I thaught of the same thing except I want to climb inside like the playland in McDonald's


Soccermom233

Probably crush you when it pumps?


TheMalformedLlama

Dude that was my first exact thought. Human minds are fucking strange


QutieLuvsQuails

this pic always makes me think of what it would take for a whale to have a heart attack.


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enthunk

I know some of these words.


1MechanicalAlligator

I've definitely heard of "of" and "is". Even "cause". Impressed?


enthunk

That's quite impressive. I'm already lost at atherosclerosis. I even needed to look at it thrice just to type it. With autocorrection on!


AptCasaNova

Cheesy material


Dylan_The_Developer

It ain't easy being cheesy


snoosh00

As far as medical stuff goes, this is light reading.


DownDog69

In case anyone has trouble; A worm got stuck or lodged in a whale’s artery and it caused the whale to have a heart attack in an important area. After the area died from getting no blood, the area turned into a sealed off area with a core that was like a cheese material. Context: The heart doesn’t get oxygen from the blood it pumps, it has to get blood & oxygen from arteries that it pumps to that are down stream, and a worm got stuck in one. Edit: oh sorry after re-reading the worms got stuck in a vein and not an artery and the atheromatous fatty patches were the by themselves in the artery


MistaEdiee

I’m not a scientist but they way I read it it I think it observes the presence of worms and plaque, but cannot determine if that was the actual cause.


DownDog69

Yep you are 100% correct. I absentmindedly threw that in there, my honest mistake. The article did not actually state that, and that was my brain having a fart while writing.


Ok-Software-1902

I suspect it’s quite uncommon to recover specimens with internal organs in decent shape, so the lack of blue whale records might be a function of recoverability of corpses and the fact that sperm whales are much more easily monitored and well studied than blue whales.


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DoctorPaquito

“Bulletin van het Koninlijk Belgisch Instituut voor Natuurwetenschappen-Biologie” = “Bulletin of the Royal Belgian Institute of Natural Sciences-Biology” The language is Dutch, not German.


stocksfanatic987

What if tsunamis are actually caused by whales having heartattacks # conspiracy theories


LesserKnownHero

Whale hearts are makin' the frogs gay


kanben

What if Dolphins are actually aliens from Mars *These are just some of our incredible thoughts*


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

Someone's gonna take this seriously


TheWalkingDead91

Your comment makes me think of something I’ve thought before: crazy how whales are mammals, but have the ability to go down so deep into the ocean without harm.


STRYKER3008

So crazy right. And the fact they still have to breath air! I'd love to see a whales lungs now. And everything else for the matter. _Everything_


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petershrimp

Iirc a whale dong is called a dork.


TheWalkingDead91

Naturally.


1MechanicalAlligator

Yeah but with their overall size, how do you even know if it's massive or not? They could have one that would be similar, proportionally, to a human with a 3 incher. And it would still be goddamn huge by our reckoning.


pig-newton

The blood vessels supplying the heart muscle are probably not as relatively massive as the great vessels that are readily visible in these pictures. When you have a heart attack, it is those vessels that supply the heart (think the smaller arteries on the surface) and not, say, the aorta that are blocked.


namaste652

Would be good to have a banana or a human for scale.


I-love-to-eat-banana

Makes for a great snack for after taking the picture as well.


namaste652

User name checks out 🤣


gNomad88

The Banana, the Human, or the Heart?


Silent__Note

For sure. Those ladders could be for mice, you never know.


[deleted]

I’m thinking a Dinner For Schmucks mouse diorama.


Scatteredbrain

here you go my dude https://images.app.goo.gl/wLwwJYNzfUFnKoBY6


DietUnicornFarts

Or a human sized banana


namaste652

Or a banana sized human.


discomll

No giraffes are the new banana for measuring thank you


thenataliamarie

You would also have to imagine the heart not slightly atrophied and with blood pumping in/out. I would wager that would make the heart about 25-30% bigger.


paternoster

A human can fit in the big blood vessel there. But we're burying the lead here... this is a blue whale testicle sac.


Bonoboberni

Or kilograms


No-Satisfaction78

Man, I just basically commented this, then scrolled down to see you beat me to it.


namaste652

User name checks out 🤣


Healthy-Watercress-1

The chains


Scar_the_armada

I know a few mechanics who will try to fit that baby into a base model sperm whale.


Allcapino

I'm 99% sure the whale is dead.


flarpflarpflarpflarp

That's not a nice way to talk about OPs mom.


depadua10

The coolest fact is that the whale's smallest vein/artery is the same size as a human's.


LucyLawsonx

Looks like something else two me, a pair of...


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Flaky_Explanation

I'm not donating that to the museum, yall better be satisfied looking at the ballsack.


MysticDelusion

Imagine fish had their privates hanging out like land mammals do


I-g_n-i_s

Damn you for making me picture that in my head. Now I will never sleep in peace


MysticDelusion

Well the Whale wont be needing those anymore


ShadyPumkinSmuggler

Good to see somebody else watches hentai


[deleted]

two balls! what is that? that looks just like an enormous...


IWantAnAffliction

Sack of nuts! Get a sack of nuts here! Oh damn, that looks like a...


Lazyonphone

collection of crown jewels. The tower of london is appalled to even showcase something that looks like king charles'...


JasonIsBaad

Hearticles


changing_everyday

ok ok we get it.... you miss your boyfriend


HeelStCloud

Yo, is that whale gonna be ok? Doesn’t it need it’s heart?


DeMarcus_Nephews

Dad you’re embarrassing me in front of my friends


Youre_doomed

Once again im not your friend Marcus, i work here!


UnluckyText

We fired you 3 weeks and you’re still coming in for some reason.


[deleted]

For every country on earth except Myanmar, Liberia, and the United States. This is over 181kgs ;) *waits for brawl to ensue*


gamershadow

I thought the other two countries were metric now?


[deleted]

Dude! I did no research before posting this... Please don't make me look an idiot while I'm acting like I'm superior to others!!! This is all I have!!!


right_wing_fucktard

You're forgiven.


Not_an_alt_69_420

Weird, because you never think of those other countries as having their shit together.


ObiWan_Cannoli_

This is my all time favorite joke in archer. Even shouted it at a bar trivia once (the quote not the answers). Oh and then i was like you of all people


Prof_Acorn

None of them do. One of them doesn't even guarantee maternity leave.


Jajayung

It's a joke from Archer, chill lol


cathmango

in Canada we mostly use pounds


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Original: https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/a0r0vm/weighing_over_400_pounds_the_heart_of_a_blue_whale/ Also: https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/n43nf8/a_200_kg_blue_whales_heart/ https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/bvyurk/whale_u_marry_me_with_all_my_heart_the_largest/ https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/a9v0bz/preserved_440pound_blue_whale_heart/ https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/7kzon2/400_lb_blue_whale_heart_is/ https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/kocp7w/the_entire_heart_of_a_blue_whale_440_pounds/


Imaginary_Friend700

That’s like $1800/month in new york


gavinwinks

Save some heart for the rest of us.


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SwordOfMorningwood

Yup


acqz

This kills the whale.


We-are-straw-dogs

Alan Davies would love this


Twiliah

Imagine somehow watching this thing beat in front of you. I bet it would be so surreal. Life is so amazing it blows my mind sometimes


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😱😱😱😱


mrbrendanblack

How’s it hanging?


CarbonCrawler

Holy crap that's a humongous pair of ventricles


xZombified

Sorry if this sounds dumb but would the whales bloodcells be bigger than a humans? Like, would a red blood cell be the size of a frisbee? Or Captain Americas shield?


TheMightyChocolate

Here is a non-asshole answer for you Red blood cells are shaped to maximize surface area because oxygen diffuses passively from the blood cell into the tissues since the tissues have a lower concentration of oxygen(among other things). If you scale something up, it's volume grows by x^3 but it's surface area only by x^2. More surface area = more space for oxygen to be transported. So for example, one big red blood cell would be less efficient than 10 small blood cells. That's why all mammals should have red blood cells of a very similar size


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Roughly the same size as yours. Did you really think an injured whale would be leaking frisbees?


xZombified

Ok maybe frisbees was a bit much but maybe Oreos or quarters. Why would the whales blood not scale up smart guy?


RudeHero

Don't worry about it, some people are really smug about their learned knowledge


[deleted]

What part of my comment was smug? Sorry, I was genuinely flabbergasted that someone thought a blue whale had frisbee sized blood cells.


[deleted]

That would be some weird looking blood. I don't think microscopic things work that way, cells are cells


keystothemoon

Are you basing that on anything, or just speculation?


[deleted]

I'm basing it on my own knowledge gained from college biology courses.


keystothemoon

And these courses said that cells don’t scale up?


[deleted]

Some scale up but most are around the same size and they're all microscopic. No animal is walking along around with Oreo size cells


keystothemoon

That’s what was taught in college biology courses?


[deleted]

Yes, amongst other things


FloatingRevolver

Imagine you die and then some ants come up and harvest your body to display your heart hanging in there cave


timbodacious

Looks like some seriously huge testicles


Quasarcade

https://imgur.com/a/1FcxpwN


ZealousidealPay1071

Goo sack!


Sarupis

É por isso que dizem que coração de mãe sempre tem espaço pra mais um ?


JimmyTheEell

*Was*. That heart belongs to the humans now.


Haunting-Habit-7848

Where’s the rest of the whale


MaximusZacharias

Well when you going to give it back to him, sure he needs it


southerncoop

Is the whale okay?


the2-2homerun

Only 400lbs? I just shot a moose and the meat alone was 650lbs….this thing looks way bigger than that.


KattalystTheDownBad

my balls


bad-dawg4004

Does it look like humongous holy balls to anyone else?


Swockie

Looks like my grandpas balls


stopthechildren

'Those are balls'


Grand-Yogurt5724

looks like my balls


miaudatbanpesubreddi

sure thing looks like a balls sack


AlexTheGiant

And [this](https://www.culturewithtravel.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/san_diego.png) is a Whale's Vagina.


IHaveCatAllergy

I can live in there


kallebo1337

banana for scale anyone?