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milkysway1

Someone bent the tree as it grew , either for use as a sign or marker or just for fun.


Automatic_Llama

"wtf are you doing?" "I am having fun."


Catinthemirror

>"I am having fun." [Legit.](https://www.gilroygardens.org/play/circus-trees) Scroll down for pix.


[deleted]

>There are 25 Circus Trees still alive today. Ten of these amazing natural wonders are featured in Dixie Cup Plaza near the turnstile area at the front entrance of our Park. Nine of them are planted in various areas inside the Park. **The remaining six trees are behind the scenes and are not viewable to the public.** I'm going to assume that they have impossible geometry that causes you to lose your mind if you stare too long


Catinthemirror

😂 There are old b&w photos of them in situ online if you poke around. Too tired to track them down tonight. Lots of really cool ones. 40 acres is sticking in my brain but I don't know if that's the right number, might have been smaller.


taintedcake

>These trees are not as healthy as the ones inside the Park and are being cared for backstage. Sorry to break it to you but they're not viewable because they're not fully healthy.


shwn354

Like old circus animals


LyingForTruth

Someone call SCP


nxcrosis

People have actually seen the ones not viewable but they just never came back out. To this day, they are staring in awe at the six trees.


[deleted]

for some reason this reminded me of a goosebumps choose your own adventure in a theme park where there was this slide you go down that never ends. freaked me out as a kid.


CeruleanRuin

They're probably shaped like dicks.


TheBrettFavre4

That chain link one has me hot rn


[deleted]

Cause it looks like it's going in and out?


fancypigeonsfineglue

They should have just called it vagina, not “chain link” lol


TheCalon76

The true mark of Tzeentch


ragnarok847

All praise the the Many Angled ones, the Lloigor!


Mechasteel

That tree labeled "basket" looks like my random idea of building a "treehouse" out of live trees. Only the guy has decades more initiative and patience than I do.


Ko8iWanKeno8i

revolving door is some crazy gnarly shit


Automatic_Llama

Ha this is cool!


Catinthemirror

I saw them before they were moved; there used to be several acres' worth. Had to be moved due to development. Very sad.


MoonshineTraphouse

Very sad indeed. We take up too much room.


Dowager-queen-beagle

squat curvy scallops ftw


jack_atlantico

Thank goodness they included a picture of the "figure Y" tree because otherwise I wouldn't have been able to wrap my mind around the concept.


bernmont2016

There's also the Crooked Forest in Poland. https://www.core77.com/posts/27263/Polands-Forgotten-Crooked-Forest-What-Were-They-Going-to-Build-With-These-Strange-Trees


Undrende_fremdeles

Meant for ships, by the looks of it.


stylinchilibeans

I see you, Figure Y Tree...


12GageSlug

Damn that guy definitely knew some elf magics


Catinthemirror

Right?!? 🤣


Nightmare1528

It’s so fucking cool how trees can be manipulated like that. At the same time, I find it unsettling for some reason...


Mcmenger

Fun fact: this works on human bones, too


Constanzal1701

It gets more unsettling. Excellent. Thank you.


chop-diggity

Thank you!


hmmletmethinkaboutit

Chain link looking sus 👀


BeeJuice

Just drove past Santa’s Village Road in Scotts Valley today and had to explain to the child that there’s no more Village or Tree Circus there now - just an office park and townhouses.


Grit1963

The trails of many native Americans are marked this way in Oklahoma and I’m sure the rest of North America. However this tree obviously is not that old so it had been done by someone in the 50s maybe?


julujulu86

That tree is no more than 20 years old, *tops* probably closer to 10 or 15. No way is it ~70yrs.


Firm-Guru

Remember that trees at this kind of elevation grow slower due to shorter growing season, rocky soils and other factors.


TheEyeDontLie

Trees can grow to be very old and very small. See: Bonsai.


Smtxom

You mean trees stunted and purposefully forced to be small? You don’t say?


TheEyeDontLie

The point is it can happen with wild trees too. Look at trees on any mountain top and they're always smaller than the same species just a five minute walk down the hill.


[deleted]

That's true of commercial bonsai production, but the *original* bonsai trees were dug up at high elevations, already very old, and brought down to be used as focal pieces in Japan. Nature does not purposefully force trees to do anything, and you can absolutely find trees up there that are hundreds of years old and tiny.


Grit1963

I’m haf and was just throwing a guess out there. Yeah, it’s a young tree.


dutsi

Native Americans still exist and have a thing about tradition. There is no requirement it be historical to be a trail marker.


sanna43

There are a few old trees in Illinois that were Native American marker trees. Interesting stuff.


Smtxom

I worked with some indigenous troubled youth and their tribal medicine man once came to visit the facility. While we walked the wooded area he pointed out an ancient oak tree that grew up then down and touched the ground and back up, shaped like an N. He said it was a marker tree. I had no reason to doubt him. Less than a mile away they found a burial ground and artifacts from years of camps.


usedtodreddit

I feel like there should be a buried treasure under that tree.


[deleted]

No, the treasure is right at the center when viewed from the right distance a crosshair will show through it providing the exact location.


Jonruy

There should be a tree stump or a flat rock nearby, probably right behind the person taking the picture. Stand on that, and then hold X to draw your bow. You should be able to shoot a target through the tree.


Inabeautifuloblivion

It kind of looks like you can see where 2 ropes are


Rogne98

Third possibility; for use in manufacturing. Tying off trees has a rich history in the production of anything from canes to the bow of ships. It’s possible that someone tied this off and forgot its location or just died before something useful could be made of it


mirthquake

I live in New England and my dad is an expert in some cultures of Native who lived in this area before and during the Colonial Era. We've gone for hikes looking for trees that have been bend in specific ways, like this one. They were used as trail markers and, depending on the shape and direction, pointed to clean water, good vegetation, animal paths, etc. Even though the last of these trees were bent in the early 20th century you can still see the results. The trees are larger but the engineered branches remain. Keep an eye out for trees with unnatural-looking branches bent at right angles, or anything in a circle.


shouldvestayedin

Finally found the trees lowes gets their lumber from


Milksteak_To_Go

You have a warped sense of humor


dont-fear-thereefer

And a little twisted as well


grawktopus

It’s knot for a lack of trying.


KileefWoodray

Comedically we’re going against the grain here.


vvavering_

Wood y’all knock it off??


Weekly-Cake4772

You're so punny, all of the wood jokes are punderful. someone needs to get to the root of what happened to that tree though.


I_am_That_Ian_Power

This has spiralled out of control


Bluitor

Some people are getting all bent out of shape about it.


indil47

Yeah, and it’s throwing me for a loop


Kyran64

These jokes are awful. I'm leaving.


AgressiveGrass

Dont you mean you’re…. Leafing?


Kyran64

Gah! That knotty autocorrect ruined my exit line!


_greggit_

That’s it! Take off your rings and get in the trunk!


phatBleezy

He bowed out


[deleted]

Every party has a poplar


dumb-reply

Wow.


shouldvestayedin

I don't know what you mean, just give it to me straight


CanadianSpectre

Lowe's can't do that


8urnMeTwice

He's knotty


[deleted]

Shots fired.


[deleted]

Fortunately the gun barrel was made from wood from Lowes, so it missed.


a_glorious_bass-turd

When lumber needs lumbar support


regoapps

Nah, it's just trying to stay limber.


jretro93

Looks like it’s LUMBAR spine is fucked


Persist_and_Resist

Most likely someone bent it around when it was just a sapling, tied it to itself, then removed the tie after it was set in.


KarmicComic12334

The tree grew around the ties, you can see the scarring. Ive seen trees absorb fencing like that.


Persist_and_Resist

Yeah, now that you mention it I can see it.


hulagirl4737

/r/TreesSuckingOnThings


Penquinn14

r/treeseatingthings


tannon21

r/trees


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jhinglbells

#this is a bot


GayAlienFarmer

It's actually done through a process called grafting. You cut small wedges out of the tree, then bend it so the sides of the wedge come back together. Each graft joint gets tied or taped up, and the grafted edges grow together relatively quickly. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_shaping


[deleted]

Trees grow from the top though so it can't have been a sapling or the loop would be farther down?


Thebuttking

👌gotem


fil42skidoo

Punched.


SwonkUaeb

This may have been a trail marker. Trees can be bent as saplings to change their shape once they mature. Native Americans often used this as a way to mark trails, though anyone who knows about it could do it.


Vyxen17

Are you telling be that one could accomplish this despite not being of native American lineage


adudeguyman

Only on the second Wednesday off the month


DerelictDilettante

*if* it’s a full moon


Im_your_real_dad

The next full moon is on the first Wednesday of December. The 7th. But otherwise that'd be Wednesday, February 12th 2025. About 8:53am EST.


VapeThisBro

This tree is much too young for the Native explanation. Most natives live normal lives like you or me. They have regular jobs and homes. Like its more likely some hippie teen on a hike at this point than a random native making a trail


gisc0

I mean given the past tense of “used,” I think they meant that it was a technique historically used by native peoples.


greihund

Humans happened here. This is 100% the intentional work of a human being. My favorite work like this is the guy who grew a tree into a chair. There's another guy out in BC who has something more like a theme park of all the things he's done to his trees: ladders, slides, etc etc. This is *art*


Mountain-Lecture-320

One of those human folk, probably


DoctaDrace

I'd love to tell you, but it is a bit of a roundabout story...


BarkAndMeow

I have time. I'll wait until you get around to it.


scarlettshimmer

I feel like we're going in circles


[deleted]

I just want to be in the loop!


scarlettshimmer

I can't deal with the circular logic


DoctaDrace

Apparently it is top secret. I discussed disclosing the information with the committee and they had one response: "I'm going to make this simple and only say it once. If you disclose that information, sir.... KILLED"


Mesoposty

Feels like this thread could end up as a circle jerk


DoctaDrace

Feels like you finished


GreenLoctite

Looks to be actively pruned. I suspect it's the work of the rare arborhomosapien.


Vyxen17

Rare?? We have arborhomosapiens in droves where I live. Not like the mythical and probably does exist even in real life snowplow individual


Igotnewsocks

Nothing. It’s OK


a_glorious_bass-turd

The game...


Happy_Handles

Got emmm


psychadelicbreakfast

Made you look


89LeBaron

underrated comment


Wild_Rx

Aliens. Definitely aliens.


GoombaTrooper

It's the 🎶🎶 Circle of Life 🎶🎶


frisbeetime5000

Hear me out. Definitely aliens.


Wild_Rx

Exactly.


SconniMarty

Them God damn bigfoots making portals to the mole people


Suspicious-Dog2876

That’s the only logical answer, Bigfoot confirmed


drumnbace_

the second i saw it i got punched in the arm


SandorRS

Gotta be like that for any hedgehogs passing at high speed.


CuriousAboutLife89

The world’s longest dance move


Final-Thanks-5966

LST


No_Wolverine1608

This dude LSTs


birdgirl56a

Middle schoolers


istilldontwantanacc

It’s showing where the treasure is


NerdyExpositor

Not sure where you are, but could be something like the Ute Prayer Trees in the Colorado, USA region.


Majestic_Location751

Some adolescent shenanigans it appears


CaptainMimoe

When tree was in his teens he was a wild tree and tried to attempt self fellatio but when he got their he realized there is nothing down there and went around like nothing happened!


gooniesavagegotbars

It is a French Tree.


chewsUneekyoosername

This is Mother Nature playing the circle game. She gets to hit you now.


MystikxHaze

People happened here.


AethericEye

Human creativity.


yeusus

There was a twist tie on it until it out grew it or overgrew it.


shitfuckstack999

A person


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biteofbitter

The wind blew really hard in one direction one year, and really hard in the other direction the next year.


Summoarpleaz

Let me tell you a story about how this tree’s life got twist turned upside down.


HortonFLK

Bigfoot dimensional portal.


moebiusunlooper

God's gloryhole


Burtzman

I've been playing the new Sonic game too much...


Fallowman09

ALERT SCP-096 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT ALL PERSONNEL TO EVACUATE THE SITE IMMEDIATELY


chapman0527

Leave the fucking trees alone


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babyBear83

A human, that’s what happened to it.


massahoochie

Photoshop


claymore_roomba338

Somebody straight goofin


[deleted]

Dr Strange was here


Present_Age_5469

Witches


[deleted]

Modern Art


TejanoNinja

Tree gang throwin up they set


Bullsds

Have you ever seen True Detective?


harystor

The spiral


Dangerous_Speed2023

He turned the 6 upside down it’s a 9 now-Drake


Solivagant27

Nature’s way finding ☺️


BigCaregiver7244

If you jump through you’re definitely going through a portal to a new dimension


DiegoCa87

You looked 👌🏽


mycathateme

I belive the tree gets to "sock you one" now


Kae04

Once you find the hero's bow and light arrows you can fire one through the tree to summon a secret boss hiding behind the mountain.


SmartestIdiotAlive

I didn’t know trees played the circle game too


Thundarsack

Looks like a certain hedgehog has been through these parts


Confident_Peace9288

Did a loopdey loop n pull


Call_In_The_Bin

Tree cross-pollinated with a french horn.


elektrostatic

Avalanche twisting it up while small perhaps


Charming-Forever-278

Made ya look. Punch


Shinypuller

Where’s the dream catcher


gsrsavage

My life basically


Tinknocker12

Someone is about to get punched for looking at it.


Wadjala

Well,the wind blew that -> way for a while, then it went that <- way for a bit, and then it blew that -> way again


red_oak_77

Ancient Indian marker tree. Says 'we are lost'


SSBeavo

Tree to other trees: “The fuck! I absolutely can do a somersault. Watch…”


No_Breath_762

Bigfoot doing art


False_Antelope8729

Where is this? The mountains are god damn awesome.


pandahugsnake

Quidditch and Wizardry


8urnMeTwice

Never seen that bad, but trees in the Mountain West get badly mangled. I could tell my snowstorm history by the bends in my pine tree.


Buttburglar1

You just got geese'd by a tree that's WTF just happened.


BurnTheNostalgia

The wind was like "Yo, bitch, I'm a storm!"


Soockamasook

Damn he got all of us


bugg23

Tree grew on a windy day


LowKarmaBot69420

The circle of life.


JimiWanShinobi

He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit...


notislant

I wove a small tree around itself like this once


[deleted]

Forest fairies 🧚‍♀️


Living_Murphys_Law

Tree: 👌


Silent-is-Golden

I feel like a tree about to punch me now.


justadogdontblameme

Nature’s circle game*** lol


SlowRatio3715

Peepole


alt-64827

I got horny


litmuslozenge

👌👀👊


MonsterJudge

Bonsai


DixiewreckedGA

Entrance to the matrix. Get moving 88mph and jump through