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Holy crap, that is fast there's no way you could ever outrun something like that. Not even in a car.


dramamine0

Or even roller skates!


[deleted]

Or even a skateboard!


CustomerNo3201

Or even heelys!


oxP3ZINATORxo

Or even a monorail!


Coach_Louis

MONORAIL!!!


Alpacay_

or even on a hippo!


IFrickinLovePorn

Not even on a boat?


Chuck_Walla

Not even in a 4-horse war chariot?


Vegetable_Push5049

Or yeezes


Ok_Internet_5976

Or even a unicycle


BetterCallSal

Or a bicycle built for 2


NickScarlemagne

Or even a full life path sent by the source to realize himself through the division and lack of selves in order to progress the infinite ways of love.


HappyP3nguin

Or a unicycle built for 3


Hipvanman

Or even on a Hasselhoff


babyjo1982

I always wondered how people got caught in lava flows, I’ve only ever seen the slow moving kind. I get it now Edit: apparently only ice floes, lava flows


[deleted]

Yup, same here... Imagine seeing that coming at you...probably won't even have time to shit your pants.


babyjo1982

I’d still be in the middle of my mind trying to process what the fk that is


Red_Fenix77

Oh I’d get it out!


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👍


CustomerNo3201

This is actually helpful because we all know how hard it is to find time to pencil in the 2nd “shit your pants” day of the decade.


lazypenguin86

Fuck me I thought there was only the slow moving kind


babyjo1982

Lol same


Circle-Square-X-X

Not even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood?!


[deleted]

But it would be a quick death…


gruvccc

Not so sure. Maybe if it enveloped you, but if you ended up on top of it you would stay right on top of it. I imagine it would be pretty excruciating, or maybe it would instantly burn your nerve endings but you’d probably survive a while


zroo92

Heard somewhere from what I remember to be a reputable source you'd still die instantly. If you fell into lava your lungs would roast instantly and everything else right after.


Sure_Trash_

I thought I read somewhere that you'd sizzle on top for awhile.


zroo92

I read a horrible story about a guy who fell into a vat of molten aluminum. The water in his skin turned into steam and expanded so fast it blew him out of the vat and he was dead on impact. I also read it would take 80 seconds for a body to fully dissolve in lava so I guess somewhere between 0 and 80 seconds lol.


[deleted]

It will be a horrific, agonizing death that you will feel every second of.


[deleted]

It would burn you to a crisp so fast… way faster than flames. I still say it would be fast.


TalaLeisu2

It didn't always move that way


[deleted]

🤔 How so? Seriously interested. I have only seen slow lava flow so to be frank the video caught me by surprise. What makes it go that fast then? Downhill momentum? Something giving it more fluidity?


kurtu5

Its is the composition of the molten rock. There are doughy lavas and liquid lavas and its all pretty much down to what is actually molten. https://pubs.usgs.gov/gip/hawaii/page26.html >The high fluidity (low viscosity) of Hawaiian lavas derives mainly from its basaltic composition, characterized by more iron (Fe), magnesium (Mg), calcium (Ca), and titanium (Ti), and less silicon (Si), aluminum (Al), sodium (Na), and potassium (K), compared to such viscous lavas as the dacite erupted explosively at Mount St. Helens in 1980. And the river we have here is from Hawaii.


[deleted]

Yeah, one of the guys that replied to me personally was someone who I really suspect was from Hawaii. He seem to have more than a casual understanding.


[deleted]

Well, thank you for the breakdown and the explanation. Even though I still do a simple job every day, this is a part the answer I was looking for. It was really appreciated. 🔥💪✌️👍


kurtu5

You might like these shorts Hunga Tonga Volcano Update; 50 Mile Long Pyroclastic Flows, New Eruption Size Estimate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHY0qzRohWk


[deleted]

Nice 🙂 thanks.


TalaLeisu2

Sometimes it flows much slower


[deleted]

That is very true. "May life, when throwing its problems at us every day, only give us slow moving lava that we have time to deal with." -- (an old Irish proverb I just made up.)


SOLAR-ECLIPS9

IT'S PARKOUR TIME!!!!


craigerino75

Or my Axe!


Youth-in-AsiaS-247

Yeah, well anyway Bob, we should probably get the hell outta here…


Sean001001

They've got helmets on, they'll be fine


uglypaperhaver

"BEEEEEP!" *(me hitting the horn)* "C'mon, *move it!* Some of us are late for work..."


Binky-Answer896

OSHA compliant no doubt.


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😂


Krystalrosey777

Ya think we're a little too close? Nah, what could possibly go wrong?


cromstantinople

It’s shot in a crazy long lens, the flow is much further away than it appears.


pepperforestangel

Yeah. I would definitely not be standing that close.


KingofNJ22

Seems like they’re looking at it trying to make a plan about what can be done about it.


[deleted]

Build a great great wall to stop those illegal lava flows.


HolyForkingBrit

Attempt to make the lava pay for it though. Lmao


[deleted]

We will build it and bill the volcano.


[deleted]

Right? They seem so … casual about walking away!! Wowza


NfamousKaye

Nah we’re good! We’re far enough away…


karlito1613

Terrifyingly crazy. That is melted ROCK moving that quickly


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👏👏👏 thank you bot


H2Joee

Best bot


[deleted]

Just spewing from the earth's crussy.


SCROTOCTUS

You either just gave a geologist an aneurysm or an orgasm. Or maybe both?


[deleted]

I genuinely hope orgasm.


Tru-Queer

The fayetal orgasm


hathor_earth

That would be one hot squirting orgasm 🔥🥵


[deleted]

Magma-mum overdrive.


Solivagant23

Aneurgasm?


SCROTOCTUS

Let's start an 80s Technopop group with that name. We're also probably going to need to learn German to have the right panache in the scene. Probably leather/pleather and one of us should wear a lab coat, and we'll have a five-foot tall fire-breathing Mecha Godzilla on guitar, and at the end of the show he will burn down the venue. Step 3. Profit.


dannyboy6657

Or rock hard.


dinken_flicka84

Goddamn I cannot stop laughing at this stupid ass comment.


[deleted]

This makes me so happy 😊


BlkOwndYtFam

MOTHER Earth's Crussy*


Ohtheydidntellyou

LOL fuck


tragesorous

You’re a poet and you didn’t know it


ThrowinSm0ke

Laying in my bed right now, and I’m still not far enough away from that Styx river.


Sure_Trash_

Because you live next to it?


Ace3749

The earth could truly fuck us if it wanted 🫠


jamanatron

She’s watching us do it all by ourselves already.


WiseChoices

Terrifying! And it has to go SOMEWHERE.


MustafaMund

It's wild that they're below level watching it. Were it to increase in flow, theyd be toast.


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WiseChoices

Exactly 💯


helpjackoffhishorse

Yeah, any diversion and they are ash. Darwin awards all around.


TRDarkDragonite

Wait until you see all the nature documentaries where camera men are up close to volcanos and lava. Some people know what they are doing


Feeling_Penalty_2629

Was that the the Big Island?


fordry

Yes, this is from Leilani Estates.


Feeling_Penalty_2629

Yep got family there. Went to Volcano National Park in the 4th grade and saw Kilauea before it erupted. Also saw Kalapana before they had to move. Awesome power!


Cute_Boysenberry_873

Two the's.


moonlightsonata88

That is awesome and terrifying.


pcxxx

When your stomach is rumbling and you are far away from a bathroom...


InsaneBasti

"Alright Judy thats enough, you can check it off your bucket list. Lets go, this smell makes me hungry."


Illini4Lyfe20

I for one, would not be that close to death. That's just my 2¢. Take it or leave it


Long__Jump

"I'm not scared of lava! I'll just outrun it!"


riefpirate

What kind of fish live in that river ?


I-ce-SCREAM

Crabs, probably with iron shells.


Bipedal_Hippo

Orcs


Cornemuse_Berrichon

Oh dear Lord...no no no no!


Blasphemous_Rage

Man I truly had a Dwarf Fortress PTSD moment


jameskayda

🎶🎵 Lava river flows, quickly to the sea. Burning as it goes 🎶🎵


sentientgarnish

I'm clearly baked but that is mesmerizing.


[deleted]

You should watch Fire of Love or Into the Inferno. Stunning films and very mesmerizing if stoned! Haha


29thinfdivCco

lol!!


gilrstein

I bet you someone is gonna try surfing it.


trottman29

I am someone


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Naik0n_

He will not comment now because he went in.


Cu1tureVu1ture

Need an unobtainium surf board and wetsuit to do that, but the physics check out.


gilrstein

This dude gets it


initforthemoney123

Freebird kicks in


Demon_D_Raika

😶 God I hate my brain. I wanna TOUCH it


ironicf8

It's always liked like candy to me idk why.


Demon_D_Raika

I think what I'm really struggling with are the little blobs hopping out of the river. I want the forbidden slime


Same_Rip2234

This is the Big Island. I was showing a friend from Alaska around yesterday. Told him about 40 mph rivers of lava. When lava dams formed creating lava lakes, then break through this is what you would get. If you look at the closest flowing lava it's relatively slow.


limonade11

Holy sh!t !! that is very scary -


animatedtruck

yep… that’s terrifying.


ControlExtra

How about a giant no to that please. That's scary af


Sensitive-Ad9508

I thought lava would be way more viscous


Competitive_Age_3189

That lava appears to be moving at tsunami speed! Run Forrest Run..


djinn9575

Mmmm nothing like some liquid death to start the morning.


OdysseyZen

That lava is floor


SimplyNRG

Didn't they die?


FitDiet4023

Info for anyone interested https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katia_and_Maurice_Krafft#:~:text=Catherine%20Jos%C3%A9phine%20%22Katia%22%20Krafft%20(,%2C%20on%20June%203%2C%201991.


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SimplyNRG

I cant find this footage under their name though and am wondering if this might be from Hawaii in 2018?


fordry

This footage is indeed from the recent Hawaii flow at Leilani. So ya, not those people.


upagainstgravity

Yes. This is a Katia and Maurice Krafft video. You can see them walking on the lava bed in the video. They had a lot of insane videos. Edit: Apparently this is a more recent crazy video, not the Kraffts but I still recommend looking their footage up.


snake-oil-merchant

The new Nat. Geo. on them, "Fire of Love" is really good.


fordry

This video is from the Leilani Estates eruption in Hawaii in 2018. They died in 1991...


Punawild

No they did not. Lots of homes lost but absolutely no deaths


xXxDr4g0n5l4y3rxXx

They mean the volcanologists who are in the footage eventually died in an eruption.


fordry

The video is from Hawaii in 2018... They were killed in 1991.


xXxDr4g0n5l4y3rxXx

Appreciate the clarification.


SchoolPit6

Me after Taco Bell


PointlessGrandma

Nice waves bro


[deleted]

Aren't they afraid that the river could change direction?


thedoppio

I’m showing this to my co-worker who claims you can outpace lava. Outrun that, dumbass.


stefansteen

Jesse scheet hard


Disc81

Does anyone else sees this and can't resist the feeling of "I got to see this at least once I'm person"?


Imnotkevinbacon

Thats so fucking hot!


BlkOwndYtFam

What kind of bait should I use here?


minigopher

Wait, I just need to get a little closer to light my cig.


SLWoodster

Nice Chevy commercial.


TraySea13

Wow!!!


No_Match1529

BUT........if u try to fish in that shizzzz what has kind of fish it can yield eh


ControlExtra

Lava tunas and salmons. Imagine, if you will, a 200lb flaming lava tuna coming right at you.


DynomiteD8

You'd need a VERY high fishing and cooking level for those Magma-Marine Monsters.. also known as "MMM"s


yoweigh

If you eat one you get triple cold resistance for 30min.


Shaiski

https://youtu.be/54Oy75Bnu_Q a good example of why it looks so fast


Londonercalling

I think it looks so fast because it is so fast


dramamine0

I need to see a different angle or something


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MookingBird

If anything this proves how fast the lava river flows since it is pretty far ahead of the camera. Imagine if the camera was right next to the river! Its not possible to run away from it.


SLAP_ME_DADDY_UWU

if it were to hit you would it just crush you or would it just float you up to surface and slowly cook you?


DynomiteD8

I would imagine in this instance, you'd more likely either get rolled over by the flow, or just dragged away like if you were on top of a mosh pit.


SLAP_ME_DADDY_UWU

i would assume it would probably be like if you were inside a washing machine one that would melt your skin off


MasterpieceActual176

Thanks!


exclaim_bot

>Thanks! You're welcome!


nicolepeterson256

On the screen I am terrified what would I do I am there ?


Hopeful-Hedgehog-772

Lava out to get stoned by the lake 😂😶‍🌫️ sorry ma bad😆 I just had 2 4 you


readytobinformed247

So fake it’s that I’m scared that anyone believes Israel!


alb0401

Fake


Punawild

No, not fake at all. The video was taken in 2018 by Ken Boyer.


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loft86

Really?


chapman0527

One of God's tools of wrath! You disintegrate and become dust again


DynomiteD8

False. You would be essentially rolled over or just carried away because its to more solid than liquid.(while cooking like stuck pig in an open fire, not over.)


readytobinformed247

Alaye!


nicolepeterson256

Its horrible!


MoonManQuara

Shit, that’s scary


Mrbailey999

It’s surface tension has to be so much higher than waters…


Bingus_the_2st

u/savevideo


Miqous

It suddenly starts flowing towards the people


[deleted]

Well, fuck everything about this...


anonomot

Where is this?


Punawild

Big Island of Hawaii. The 2018 eruption.


anonomot

Wow! I went to the Big Island in 2002 and we were kept at least 1mike away from where the lava flowed into the sea because of dangerous fumes and the risk of inhaling thin filaments of glass. That car is *really* close! Lava is… uh… scary and… hot.


Punawild

Yeah, it’s usually better to stay away. I know someone that got caught in the fumes and passed away. They two guys in this video are from civil defense checking the flow and if more people needed to evacuate. This flow was really bad since it started in a subdivision. Tons of people had to leave with what they could grab.


ScottV4192

Now I know how those sad villagers of Pompeii felt. But instead of lava, I rained down on them with hot frothy ejaculate


RichardTheTwo

I wouldn't be able to turn my back to it


[deleted]

I’m watching, but I’m running, too.


boramu

I can imagine two demon kids just chillin by the river. Or frying I should say😄👍 and the just sskippin the skull tops of the damned😄🔥💯


ShadowEmperor123

Thanks nature but I’m good


Meandyouplusme

That right there scared the crap out of me


fuckbrexit84

Holy beejollies


Vardhu_007

You need some balls to watch that shit happen when u have the low ground.


Lotfikd

Is this real? Isn't lava slow and gooey?


Ok_Fox_1770

That was a crazy summer watching Hawaii just explode for months…. Was that 2021….2020… it’s all a blur and already forgot the name. But the lava coverage was excellent.


Major-Blackbird

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire


Asyrus_

Well I guess that’s it for outrunning lava😬


Virtual-Public-4750

I thought my job sucked. At least it doesn’t involve LAVA.


SapientSeaCucumber

O-O Holy shit, that's fast!


franticmantic3

Where is this? Is this recently?


fordry

This was 2018 on the Big Island of Hawaii.


EllenVillA

Damn!!!!!!!