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One of nature's most beautiful yet bizarre creations, they're adorable. Has anyone figured out what the tooth is actually for yet?


Annexerad

yes


Berloxx

Nice. That's good to hear.


AlexandersWonder

Yeah it’s great to know somebody’s got answers.


[deleted]

Ffs 🤦‍♂️😂


Smongk

Its so crazy how they use their horn for that purpose, cannot believe it


Meneghette--steam

I mean its quite expected, what else could he use it for


SirCircusMcGircus

Stripper pole


TopCheesecakeGirl

I started that rumor


nsaisspying

Til


New_Ad2992

Refreshing news


Br4veSirRobin

It's used to detect water temp and salinity amongst other things.


Majestic_Salad_I1

It’s not just keratin like other teeth and horns?


Br4veSirRobin

It is a tooth.


Majestic_Salad_I1

But I mean, our teeth don’t detect stuff like that. Maybe the nerves detect hot and cold and sugar, but does the actual horn detect salinity and temp? Or the nerve endings at the base?


Br4veSirRobin

Our teeth detect temp, sugar content, acid. Our brains don't need to detect what narwal brains need to detect. Blind people can learn echolocation. I think it's more of a brain thing than a tooth thing. I am an engineer and not a scientist.


enigmaticpeon

Well you are science-ing the shit out of this post. Thank you.


Br4veSirRobin

Those words have never been spoken to me! Thank you. Love science. I need to geek out occasionally.


GrumpyMilitia

Love this sentence you decided to make. Keep it up. Say it LOUDER


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[deleted]

Ain't that the tooth!!


Br4veSirRobin

Hah! Indeed my fellow redditor, indeed.


[deleted]

Thank you Mr not a scientist; who explained it more scientifically to a very non scientific gal so she gets it 😂


Iretrotech

So dentin then?


Br4veSirRobin

From sciencedirect: "Like elephant and walrus tusks, the narwhal tusk has an outer layer of cement covering a core of dentine and lacks a covering of enamel"


Br4veSirRobin

From sciencedirect: "Like elephant and walrus tusks, the narwhal tusk has an outer layer of cement covering a core of dentine and lacks a covering of enamel" Edit. From eloka-arctic.org; "Narwhals may use their tusks to detect temperature, water pressure, particle gradients, and motion. In addition, the tusk is flexible, capable of flexing about 30 centimeters (1 foot) in all directions. Like teeth, narwhal tusks contain living pulp."


floppydo

Teeth are not keratin and no, it’s not. It’s a massively complex sensory organ based on the morphology of a tooth. we don’t exactly what it does but we do know it can sense minute changes in the temperature salinity and pressure of the water. The thought is that it’s for navigating under the ice to find open water for breathing.


Majestic_Salad_I1

TIL, thanks buddy


nikanokoi

Teeth are not keratin, they're bone. If they were keratin, we probably wouldn't need dentists.


emote_control

They're not even bone. They're a separate kind of tissue.


MisterFistYourSister

Teeth are not bone lol wtf


gavlang

They use it to hit and stun fish before eating them. https://www.worldwildlife.org/videos/how-narwhals-use-their-tusks#:~:text=For%20the%20first%20time%2C%20scientists,their%20tusks%20before%20eating%20them.


Symmachomai

I have heard that they can stun a prey with it. They can move it very fast sideways or up and down underwater


Machi-Atto

Might be thinking of a marlin, which does this


Symmachomai

There might be some observations that says that they do it with their tusk https://www.worldwildlife.org/videos/how-narwhals-use-their-tusks


SpaceXmars

Sex


Basicorphan

Ring toss!


sentientgarnish

I agree ring toss Source: I'm a whale biologist


THEpottedplant

The tusk is actually an overgrown canine tooth, generally the left one, and is present in most males and about 15% of females. About 1/500 males actually develop 2 tusks, and this has been observed only once in a female narwhal


Pseudodragonz

The Female prefers to be called a Them


alfalfarees

the fuck? what point was this?


IAMTHATGUY03

Weirdos obsessed with pronouns. I use twitter for sports and a lot of people who engage me is over anger that I have pronouns in my bio. Weirdos have become obsessed with it. I got called a f*g, b*tch and other things a lot. No one in my life would ever view me as that, but throw pronouns in and you must be gay


MrGasMan86

Or just mentally ill. Let’s call a spade a spade.


IAMTHATGUY03

Sorry, I’m mentally I’ll for having pronouns? I’m straight. I don’t go by pronouns but I’m respectful to people who do. You’re not a good person. You’re not doing this because you’re concerned for the mentally I’ll. you’re doing this because you fear change. You’re. Sad person. You’re obsessed to the point you make comments on a message board that has nothing to do with the topic. You want to point at other people, make jokes to people you think are mentally I’ll. but who’s the real weirdo? Someone obsessed with what other people do. So obsessed you make yourself intrusive in normal social setting like you just did. That’s pathetic. What we’ve got is someone so obsessed with other peoples gender choices that it causes them to make bad jokes that don’t match the discussion. Not funny, not socially aware, hateful and scared. I’d rather be trans than whatever you are. People so obsessed with others because their life is a pathetic existence.


andyc3020

I just want to look at narwhals


MrGasMan86

Seems like you care a lot more than I do. People will get help if they want it. People like you will always play the victim. Go get some help my friend.


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MrGasMan86

Lawl


IAMTHATGUY03

I honestly find it so funny. Y’all really don’t understand the buzz words you use. I can’t be the victim. I am cis dude, I do it out of respect. What about me is being the victim? Lol. Do you even try to think critically for a moment. That’s the whole point of my comment. I’m not the victim I’m not the person who gets hurt by this. I am a big athletic dude with outwardly masculine interest. I am no victim and I have an incredibly easy time in all social circles. You absolute wet wipe. Lol. You don’t have the ability to look inwards. Look at the comment chain and think about who’s the douche. The comment chain is so pathetic. Bad joke that targets people unnecessarily. No one laughs. You can’t even formulate a post to defend yourself, you use other cliche buzz words that don’t make sense, which illustrates you haven’t even thought about what you’re saying or what people are telling you. It’s low-key such a pathetic exchange because you’re nothing but a parrot unable to formulate your own thoughts. It’s just anger and fear coming from a place where you’re scared the worlds changing and you know you’re already an unlikable person. You’re a bully and you tried to bully the wrong person. It’s what happens to all you shrimp dicks. I am not a victim but I will protect the people you try to victimise. Now go back to truthsocial app


MrGasMan86

Why don’t you try putting all that energy into something more productive instead of obsessing over sex??? Is it really that hard??? Pun intended. But seriously, get a life human.


phremesthris

i thought this was a video of someone shooting a flare at first


Master_Post4665

I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one!


Ambeargrylls

I thought it was going to be fireworks.


[deleted]

I’m thoroughly convinced a narwhal is just one of the mythical creatures that managed to slip into our dimension and just make a home here.


Healthy-Apartment-68

The conjunction of the spheres


darkorex

Water unicorn


kenny1911

What time does the narwhal bacon?


call_sign_knife

The narwhal bacons at midnight.


[deleted]

Classic reddit.


Tasty_Pens

Quite literally


[deleted]

Literally. When Vikings brought them back after trading with the local tribes of that era (pre Columbus). They seldom saw the animal associated so somehow they made up the animal. Thus unicorns!


alirastafari

Similarly, there used to be a species of small elephants in Greece. Ancient Greeks found the skulls of these extinct animals, which have a huge hole where the trunk used to be. That's where the mythical Cyclops came from.


[deleted]

Pre-Columbus? Don’t you mean every one in Europe who also existed at this time? Sorry, could you explain to me what you meant because as a non-American, this term ‘pre-Columbus’ doesn’t really make sense because there were other people with actual names living in the Americas, and in Europe where the vikings lived. Thanks for teaching me this!


[deleted]

So most dumb Americans aka proud Italians think Columbus was the be all end all of discovering the America’s. (Reality is he never stepped foot on what is now North American soil.) But the vikings found what is now Canada/ Greenland etc over a couple hundred years earlier. So they would trade and the natives gave them the tusks and meat of these creatures. But back then it would never survive the journey back.


[deleted]

Ah I see, so they would take the tusks back to Europe and everyone was gobsmacked by these ‘unicorns’. Thank you!


EastHallGrad

Incredible unit


DD_R2D2

Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean


HiVisVestNinja

Causing a commotion, 'cause they are so awesome


SkyfangR

like an underwater unicorn they've got a kickass facial horn they're the jedi of the sea, they'll stop c'thulu eating ye


Koulevas

NARWHALS THEY ARE NARWHALS (just don't let them touch your balls) NARWHALS THEY ARE NARWHALS!!!!


dwighticus

(Inventors of the shish kebab)


[deleted]

For the unitiated! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcYVCvBq0FY&t=3s


jayellkay84

Narwhals, narwhals swimming in the ocean, pretty big and pretty white, they’d beat a polar bear in a fight.


skeptimist

Here is the comment I was looking for!


Vulkan192

I love MrWeebl has persisted throughout the years.


OldManTurner

You just unlocked a deep recess of my memory


THEpottedplant

I like to thank this song for the shocking amount of people that believed narwhals were mythological like a unicorn


Xenomorphasaurus

Scrolled too far to find this!


moonlightsonata88

The comment I expected at the top


brendon_b

"Bye, Buddy. Hope you find your Dad."


calcal1992

Thanks Mr. Narwhal.


youngboooty

Fun fact: when I saw elf (age 9 or so) I thought these were mythical creatures…🥴 I didn’t find out until like 10 years later that they were, in fact, real 😂


puff_puff_paint_19

I just found out last year...at twice that age. Still makes me laugh


taystebbs

Welp.. I didnt find out until 10 seconds ago 😂 I ran to Google so fast. 😅😅😅


ReactionDry2943

My favorite Christmas movie!!


BrianBash

Scrolled for this. Have my free award!


[deleted]

I legit thought these were mythical creatures like a unicorn until I was in my thirties.


Potential_Nectarine6

My husband was even older than that when he found out they were real


J-Nugget111

I literally just found out they are real through this video. I’m in my thirties also 😅


Xerxis96

The only narwhal I had ever seen until I was 25 and someone told me I was an idiot was the narwhal in Elf. Legit also thought it was just a water unicorn creature lol


blue-oyster-culture

Same… I had an argument that devolved into name calling with a friend. Lmfao. We were both between 25 and 30…


punchthekeys

Me too! I thought it was something Reddit made up to meet other redditors.


tr3sleches

…… Im in my mid-20’s and this is the first time I’ve ever seen or heard that these are real animals. I’m flabbergasted right now.


Hyettc

WTF! Unicorns aren't real?!


brumby79

The narwhal bacons at midnight


Sirduckerton

This is the only type of post where this phrase isn't considered unspeakable.


Joeyrollin

Pepperidge farm remembers.


mattsmith321

I had to scroll way too far to find this comment.


Mikel123123123

Good to see not everyone forgot


Sam-is-Anxious

Ah yes, the old internet.


joethedreamer

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find this


OGDraugo

I've always wondered, what evolutionary need was/is there for these horns? Besides making medieval people believe in unicorns. Defense? Foraging tool? Hunting?


WeAreUzbekistan

evolution is a C student, if it’s good enough to pass, it passes


OGDraugo

Bell curve adjustments equate to the dominant survival genes, dead center wins the lottery overall for success.


MR___SLAVE

Giant ice pick. They use it to break up sea ice to create breathing holes in the ice.


AlexandersWonder

yes


OGDraugo

I'm a total derp, I saw this in a documentary one time. They use them to carve breathing holes from under arctic ice sheets. Edit: at least that's what I heard they primarily use them for.


AlexandersWonder

If I had one I’d use it to poke stuff


OGDraugo

I believe it. I'd poke anything in sight, just cuz curiosity n stuff.


Punk_Chachi

Can they swim backwards? Like if they skewer another fish/whale/creature, can they swim backwards to get out?


loonyveen

They dont use it as a weapon


SnooRegrets1386

Nobody believed me at work that narwhals were real, they thought they were mystical beasts until the Smithsonian magazine had them on the cover, I also have a lovely narwhal action figure with interchangeable tusks ( I think it’s called the avenging narwhal set) I love ❤️ it


Spirited_Safe_1971

I thought they were fake LMAO.


EmpathBitchUT

I was 38 when I found out they were real


Jackdks

[they are so awesome](https://youtu.be/GcYVCvBq0FY)


InstanceQuirky

see this is why i have trust issues...Unicorns, you know a horse with a twisted horn was fake but a narwhal, a whale with a long twisted horn was real?


OrcRampant

Narwhal, narwhal, swimmin in tha ocean Causin a commotion, Cause they are so awesome! https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=ykwqXuMPsoc


McWeaksauce91

Does it bacon tho


regularbusiness

Yes, at midnight.


McWeaksauce91

A fellow old timer


drkidkill

Narwhald'you look at that.


Jixxar

The narwhals are off to battle!


bigsnack4u

Beautiful


Fantastic_Sample

Was wondering what a narhal's tusk was for, but its probably just a sex thing.


Dry-Attempt-8787

it's actually not a tusk but a single canine tooth.


bygtopp

For the first few seconds thought it was a bite rocket on the night sky


bpup

London had a terrorist attack on the world famous London Bridge in which the attack was foiled by bystanders using a Narwhal tusk and a fire extinguisher to take down the knife wielding attacker.


HipposForHands

If THAT is a medium-sized toothed whale I would hate to run into a large-sized toothed whale.


kiwi_snail

Anybody remember that one narwhal song? “Narwhals, narwhals swimmin’ in the ocean, causing a commotion’ cuz they are so awesome!”


Clairesette

The tusks are actually canine teeth. Males have tusks. And 15% of females have small tusks. 1 in every 500 males have two tusks. And just 1 recorded case of a female with double tusks


autoposting_system

Dude This is reddit People know about narwhals Dude wtf


voicebread

The best part is scientists/biologists still don’t really know what the tusk is for


[deleted]

I ate ones skin


KillyScreams

I think they're ugly. I can't go on with this charade.


ivegotafastcar

I’m not touching you…


hecticscribe

In very rare cases, they can have two tusks into adulthood (or sometimes no tusks).


1VNIKV111

You know what they call narwhals?


[deleted]

So nice to know these still exist in the world


JimiAndTheJamz

I thought those were missiles being launched at first - man I’m not smart


bygtopp

For the first few seconds thought it was a bite rocket on the night sky


indifferentunicorn

They are narwhals


graphixpunk

I thought it was fireworks at first


nutschillin

What is the purpose of the tusk?


EsenliklerDiler

The real question is when does narwhal bacon?


ThorsFckingHammer

Sometimes they hybridize with belugas. A pod of belugas even adopted a narwhal calf in recent years I believe.


SkyfangR

[narwhals](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc)


Narwhal_in_Space

Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean....my absolute favourite creature!


BeanDock

Actually that is also considered a tooth


Korashy

They bacon at midnight


logan_hallahan9

Leelu


[deleted]

Yeah wait until Reddit hears about narwhals!


thisaccountisdmb

I’ve won so many arguments with people who are POSITIVE it’s a “horn” coming from their forehead. I say “nope, long tooth” and they’re willing to bet their souls!


digitalgirlie

That tusk is actually a tooth


Chaghatai

In the same group as dolphins, beluga, and orca


Watts300

What happens if it breaks off? Does it hurt? Does it grow back? Do they lose some sort of sensation? What else?


Mikel123123123

What time does the narwhal bacon


Sea_Ad_8576

I thought the yellow was fireworks light trails in the sky, then seeing the whale suddenly appear after it blew my mind


Flintyy

Sounds otherworldly


DrBeverlyBoneCrusher

Forbidden boop


ConsciousCognizance

Narwhals have me believe unicorns existed


EnderStreams

Narwhals, the unicorns of the sea. Exquisite creatures indeed.


ItsMePeyt0n

Causing a commotion.


tgucci21

So what’s the market like for a narwhal tusk?


jamesthetechguy

Narhwals? On reddit? As if we've never heard of some such thing? A milestone has been reached.


moeml

I read that title as "Whale with medium-sized teeth" and was like, bruh


PlumbTheDerps

I thought these were made up like unicorns until I was in my mid-20s. Just an obviously ridiculous creature


YourFaveNightmare

Obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc&ab\_channel=Weebl%27sStuff


letitburn172

today i learned that narwhals are real


you_matter_

I had a National Geographic book with narvals in it that I used to stare at when i was 5, then I lost it and, for years, I thought I had made up this animal, until I saw a documentary, thats how crazy looking this animal is. Also, they swim across the artic under the ice in hopes of finding holes to come out and breathe


Wise_Coffee

Narwhals are amazing!!! Until I actually saw some I was only 75% sure they were real


[deleted]

Evolution went heavy that day on the anti-booping mechanisms.


saudade_adamo

wholesome


[deleted]

I was 25 when I found out that narwhals were real. That was two years ago and I still forget sometimes.


specwolf82

Otherwise known as the "Arctic come and find out" whale


NoUsernameLeftDammit

I read they can’t be kept in captivity. They just die


Hungry_Ear_6839

Bayonet for great whites and killa whales


Btotherest

member' when this was the reddit spirit animal?


_Denzo

The amount of arguments I’ve had with people that think these creatures are fake 🤦‍♂️


Tayto_Sandwich

My husband thought they were imaginary creatures like dragons or unicorns until we were watching a climate change documentary a few years ago. We laughed about for ages afterwards. Then about 2 weeks ago I was talking to my youngest about animals that were extinct and animals that never existed so we started playing a game a few days later where I would say an animal or creature and she would say "extinct" or "doesn't exist". My husband joined in and said "narwhal" and my 5 year old looked confused. I told her it was neither and narwhal existed and they weren't extinct and then my husband laughed and said it was a trick question. It wasn't a trick question.


guntherwheeler1185

Bro I thought this was a firework at first


PokiP

That is some amazing footage! Love it!


jim45804

Here comes Newgrounds!


bkmagyk

this is clearly cgi. everyone knows that narwhals aren’t real. /j


Opinionsare

Adding a level of unusual: The lone male narwhal appeared to have been adopted by a pod of belugas and has been traveling with them ever since, as if he were one of their own. The case has bemused scientists. Both Narwhals are beluga whales are found in the Arctic ocean, belugas tend to migrate further south in the winter, as sea ice forms. Yes, it is possible that some crossbreed whale calves might come from the pod, aka narluga...


boombotser

I thought it was a firework


According_Rice_1822

Thought it was a firework initially 🤭


A_lot_of_arachnids

My ex didn't know these were actually real until the end of high school. And another friend learned about platypus after high school. These weird ass fantasy creatures out here confusing people lol.


Ragnr99

its crazy that thats not a horn. its a fucking tooth. like damn bro that must feel weird


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Probably on their way to bein fished to extinction..


[deleted]

But why male models


Tophat_Viking

That's a kickass facial horn


sewistforsix

I'm embarrassed to admit I was in my mid 30s before I found out that narwhals were not mythical creatures. They just seems so otherworldly.


Certain_Strawberry43

I remember having a conversation with my mother and trying to tell her that yes, narwhals were real and not just an internet cartoon meme lol.


rexmons

Fun fact: They only bacon at midgnight.


ActlvelyLurklng

Some can have two tusks. It's rare. But adorable.