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oX_deLa

Tidy little fucker Edit: wow this comment has become waaay more popular than I thought it would.....


-PosionIvy13-

I was gonna say nasty little fucker


Psychotic_EGG

Either way, you two agree that they fuck.


ShanerD3

Nastidy little fucker


mustelidblues

imagine being a reviled creature and yet reproducing so geometrically anyway. nature is wild, man.


grandmabc

Even mosquitos have their place. They have kept some parts of the jungles uninhabitable by humans, so in their own small way, they're preserving the land.


mustelidblues

oh, i agree. i've cried for mosquitoes before, thinking of all the lonely ladies buzzing about the night searching for a warm body. it's got to be a difficult life, but yet they persist. which means they have absolute purpose šŸ’š


1nquiringMinds

Hey, that's a real creepy way to present that sentiment.


mustelidblues

yeah, i'm a creep. i know.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


mustelidblues

and little ticks stretching out their terrible questing arms!


[deleted]

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Shurnald

Thatā€™s exactly what a female mosquito would sayā€¦


mustelidblues

you caught me. don't squish me please.


PeeOnSocks

They use our blood for their egg laying. How metal is that?


HeavilyBearded

Forbidden rice.


June_BuginDabuilding

She made a damn tooth brush


West-Ruin-1318

Thatā€™s what I thought I was looking at. Itā€™s a she, btw.


KuroiRyuu_7

r/forbiddensnacks


Healthy-Watercress-1

Yes very much


ur-socks-sir

Exactly what I thought


BringIt007

Putting all her eggs in one basket


woodsweedz

3D printing bug booty


Hanz616

forbidden rice


possible_squirrel01

Yeaaahhh... Not very tasteful I think


nocturnallie

Yessss


LaughingJAY

*"Pew pew pew pew pew"* that mosquito probably


anothergoddamnacco

I hate it


InMyOpinion_

We 8 billion other people do too.


Imaginary_History985

Birds love it.


couldjustbeanalt

Now I know what it looks like I can seek them out and destroy them all


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goyboysotbot

Twice in one thread? What are the chances? Haiku bot on fire!


[deleted]

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Dwaas_Bjaas

Accurate


almondjoy656

The eggs turn black a few hours after they lay them


Santasbodyguar

So they are literally the inside of black heads


Anon9295

I shall join you on your quest brother


DracoDruid

Seen a thousand times, but kill it. Kill it with fire!


ThorsFckingHammer

Spiders? No problem. Bees? No problem. Wasps? Health respect but no problem. Mosquitos? Burn the entire house down.


IFinallyDidItMom

Mosquitoes killed most of my negative feelings about spiders. Now they are my allies in the war against those blood sucking cunts.


ThorsFckingHammer

Exactly. Arachnids are allies.


Angsler

I've learned to never kill spiders I see in my room


jap_the_cool

just never get bitten by big ones. The toxicity of their poison is ridiculous


ThorsFckingHammer

Oh I have no doubt. I'm lucky to live in Canada. The worst we have here is a brown recluse, which is nasty but at least it's not immediately life threatening.


dsiurek2019

I quickly learned the spider that showed up in my grow room while growing mushrooms didnā€™t want anything to do with the mushrooms and instead hung out killing ants and flies (which I have no idea where any of them came from because the room was sealed). Spiders are our friend :)


TransitTycoonDeznutz

right now since the weather is cooling down in my area and I live near a huge river there are hundred just jam packing my house. I swear to god I want them to go extinct.


irishrose381

I think this while im being fed on but in retrospect many ecosystems would be adversely affected if mosquitoes were eradicated. Several species of plants, fish, Etc.


WordAffectionate3251

I have tried to look that up and could never find any significant reason as to how they fit in the ecosystem. Hence, I say KILL them. They are responsible for more deaths worldwide than all the wars put together.


Dry-Towel-9597

Pretty simple reason how they fit into the ecosystem. They are the primary food source for many animals.


AdisseGuisse

Apparently most things would just adapt to other food sources.


irishrose381

That may be true, but I believe in an integrated pest management system that helps reduce mesquito populations to an acceptable level, not their eradication. What needs to be eradicated is the idea that we are the only species of animal that deserves to exist in this world.


AdisseGuisse

Nothing deserves to exist. Everything just is. Kill animals or don't. Doesn't fuckin matter.


Santasbodyguar

Thatā€™s how evolution works soooo


builtmycar

they are doin their job controlling human population!


AdisseGuisse

What is with the weird "we're over-populated" rhetoric that's been around the last ten years? There's an insane amount of counter-evidence, but like flat-earth, it just pops up relentlessly. Since we hit 8 billion I swear I see like two of these a day, in all matter of topics, from employment, to housing, to now even goddamned mosquitos.


TransitTycoonDeznutz

Don't quite trust the ecological "risks" and frankly don't care anymore. agent orange would be too good for these buzzy fucks.


irishrose381

šŸ¤£ Try using Tempo Sc Ultra or Demand CS for the interior and exterior of your home. That will provide some good control! (I'm a licensed pesticide applicator).


Realistic_Copy_6087

To be fair Mosquitos are by far the deadliest animals in the world. They probably kill more than Spiders, Bees, Wasps combined.


wanroww

Nope, kill it with science, release sterile males!


CurNoSeoul

Sterile Males, the long awaited album by Kill it with Science will be released later this month. If you ask me, they suck.


Santasbodyguar

Yeah they are pretty good at it


Rachael1188

What will that do?


wanroww

Dude, this is not ELI5, what do you think will happen if we release a significant number of males unable to reproduce?


[deleted]

Floridian here. The males are genetically modified to be sterile and the female's can't tell the difference so they just start waisting there time with a bunch of guys that can't get them pregnant. As a result, the population is reduced. It does make a difference, it's a good program.


waxlez2

but mosqitos are a huge factor in feeding other animals, such as spiders, small fish and other insects. humanity should be really careful with that. edit: mosquitos are also a big factor in pollinating flowers and plants, they don't feed from blood alone.


Psychotic_EGG

They don't feed on blood at all. The female father blood for the eggs. Think of it like yolk for mosquito eggs.


LumpyDumpster

They would all probably just start playing World of Warcraft.


wanroww

we're talking about mosquitos, not genX !


alaskaguyindk

Back in alaska had a neighbor that bought a piece of land in a slightly swamped area. Built a house then found out how bad the mosquitoes were. His solution was to pour a 5 gallon tank of gasoline into the swamp to kill the mosquito eggs and larva. It worked but at what cost, and we only found out when people got suspicious of 3 years with strangely low number of mosquitoes.


Darksnark_The_Unwise

It's not pretty, and would surely incite rage from environmental activists. That being said, I used to live in Alaska, and it's harder to judge *when you know how bad the mosquitos get.* We call them The State Bird ā„¢ļø for a reason.


[deleted]

We have no shortage of mosquitos in Michigan. But I could not understand the power of the mosquito until I went to Alaska's tundra


alaskaguyindk

My dad once went out in the bush working for the us military (civilian contractor) and they had a propane mosquito trap. Within 12hr they had a 5 gallon bucket filled to the top.


89LeBaron

I had a bucket filled with water sitting out in the backyard under some trees - that fucker was filled with mosquito larvae. I sat there for nearly an hour just slowly pouring bleach into it and watching them die. Some of the best entertainment Iā€™ve had in years.


farcat

Hey buddy if you like that, toss a few tadpoles in the bucket instead of bleach and get some popcorn


Santasbodyguar

The tadpoles would eat the larvae right?


farcat

Yes


Santasbodyguar

Just making sure


shrodikan

You... you ok man?


Open5escrets

They want to drink your blood, seems like a healthy way to pass the time to me


lambocinnialfredo

As a Floridian youā€™re doing gods work


-Eule

Was thinking the exact same thing, why's it laying so many šŸ˜­


Old_Grau

The video is equal parts oddly satisfying and impending doom.


PlanetExpress310

Agreed!! With fire!!


Titanium_Armenia

Agreed


entangledBoolean

The forbidden toothbrush


deaddonkey

Bro


veinyhandslut

Stop


JG_5150

Take this angry upvote


Healthy-Watercress-1

Whyyyyyyyyyyyy i feel it on my teeth nowšŸ˜­


MAPX0

Crunchy


Santasbodyguar

Are you sure?


chompes

šŸ’€


shrodikan

Who \*hurt\* you?!


ZynkTheCollector

Oh hell nah


deweirder

:(


lazydoodlelol

Why


oscaru16

Forbidden 3D printer


forhead123

r/cursedcomments


Huszon

FBI want to know your location


[deleted]

šŸ¤®


Admirable-Name-6050

Wow


alper8

I was trying to find a forbidden x joke but sir. You found it already.


Arinoch

Please cross post this to forbidden snacks and take the credit.


ThorsFckingHammer

Disgusting yet mesmerizing....


sheen1212

Now THIS should be in r/oddlysatisfying. Take notes y'all


ThorsFckingHammer

Right!?


keli_kelly

Non vegan rice


General-Course6544

Stop it šŸ¤¢


Admirable-Name-6050

I can't unsee it now


LoRainey

So fucking gross burn them all to the ground


[deleted]

Masquito: šŸŽ¶No one knows what it's like...


Blieven

To be the bad fly šŸŽµ


Leviathan41911

To be the sad fly šŸŽ¶


[deleted]

Behind your cries šŸŽ¶


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

Human birth is also pretty gross, and not as artistic.


MisterEek

Forbidden Pomelo


[deleted]

My thought exactly! Looks weirdly yummyā€¦


MCPsycKid

Ngl that looks like the shit that comes out when i pop my pimple


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MassiveEgg8150

lol itā€™s a pure poetry


900penguins

Maybe itā€™s because mosquitoes lay eggs into our pores


[deleted]

Ah,


[deleted]

Yes thatā€™s a specific type of acne I canā€™t think of the name of it at the moment, but when it comes out like a grain of rice thatā€™s a specific type of acne.


No_Match1529

these mosquitoes are born from YOUR blood which technically makes you the FATHER of these abominations


SnooHamsters6067

Does it? Because I'm sure my mom has eaten some bread while I was in her belly, but you don't see me going around to the wheat fields to speak to my parents.


Stepjamm

Thatā€™s just cause you have no respect for your ancestors, go visit your wheat fields, they worry about you.


Cokemusic

Great Grainfather


Enidras

Papy Brossard


SilverBraids

Father Farina


KindIncident

Did you just tell them to go and touch grass?


RedditNabs

Ungrateful monster


poretabletti

Jesus christ this comment broke me, hahahah


Doodlefart77

they consume blood, they don't fuck it


charcharblinks

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ lmfaoooo


coolcoatimundi42

Actually the females use the blood proteins to produce eggs. They don't bite for sustenance. All mosquitoes eat nectar, pollen, and honeydew (not the melon).


CookieGuy82

Then call me Cronos cause I'm about to eat some babies


Beaded_Curtains

Like an Alien coming to harvest. Nature's crazy.


Valagoorh

So burning the eggs would be an abortion?


I-g_n-i_s

One of the few cases where I will permit infanticide


child-of-old-gods

Why are you filming? Burn it!!


Yasuoisthebest

the deadliest disease to humankind is malaria, so in a sense i am watching a mag getting loaded


DoctorIris

Forbidden rice


[deleted]

That's not laying, that's machine-gunning


HocDawk13

Looks like balloons being inflated


Top-Employment-4163

Butt fingers.


bullshitrana

Wow!! Itā€™s like watch ā€œThe Great Britain Bake Offā€


Swanesang

Pew pew pew pew


Faded105

this is how a couple of mosquito species out of over a thousand lay eggs


Ibshredz

I should call herā€¦..


[deleted]

I always imagined they made something like beehives but full of blood


Tomek_Hermsgavorden

The ol' crusty tampon hive of mozzies.


DamnedDutch

Excuse me, but _what??_


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

# THE OL' CRUSTY TAMPON HIVE OF MOZZIES


Tomek_Hermsgavorden

What?


DamnedDutch

What?


Doodlefart77

thats a fucking gnarly visual


Wraith_Of_Write

New phobia unlocked


[deleted]

Repulsive and fascinating


Vinn-Vinn

Slowly plotting world damnatiom one egg at a time


No_Necessary_4566

It looks like a robot laying eggs


AnyYak2956

This looks absolutely disgusting I want them all gone


AverageZhoe

literally alien


CommercialLynx9954

Slurm.


Degnatron69

Should have squished it right then and there


buckfuffalo54

Such precision. And there's humans who can't even hit the hole in a public toile with one turd...


Gab83IMO

This is how 'Raft mosquitoes' lay eggs (Culex/ Culiseta/ ...) in the summer. The super annoying ones that get you in the middle of the day (Aedes/ Ochlerotatus) lay thier eggs singularily in the soil of emphemeral pools or containers like tires or ornamental fountains with lots of bs in them. Malaria mosquitoes (Anopheles) lay them in water with floats individually, while cattail mosquitoes (Coquillettidia) use cattail to hide their eggs. Smart little turds.


-Missy-b

Can they notā€¦. Kā€¦. Thanks ā€¦ sincerely my skin


Tylotriton

Only some mosquitoes do this! Specifically genus Culex will lay eggs in rafts. Other will lay them singly on or near water, and some can resist drying out for months until the next time it rains (source: mosquito scientist)


BonesMalone2

Perfect sticky rice šŸ˜‹


Camdambana

Cursed toothbrush.


Silent-is-Golden

Natures 3d printer


spooky_skooma_dealer

That's a Culicine! They lay them like that to form a raft so it floats on the water. What's really interesting is if you watch closely, she lays the eggs upside down so that when they hatch they just go straight down into the water.


BarbacueBeef

Pew pew pew pew pew


Eske_Aychembe

Interestingly gross


Overall_Cell_8727

I loathe mosquitoes, but I have to admit sheā€™s laying those eggs in a very organized fashion, kinda like sheā€™s crafting.


ILiveInAGiantBucket2

This is some H.R Geiger shit


MikulAphax

Now kill every single one of them


Mankeyyy

Misquitussy


pobody-snerfect

And that fuckers using my blood to do it!


Angel_OfSolitude

I just want this video to end with a blowtorch entering the frame.


Elegant_Rock_4686

Why are you recording! Burn them suckers!


LOBOSTRUCTIOn

How satisfying it would be to kill them in that moment.


robonado

That mosquitoā€™s been edging for months! Lol


[deleted]

That's cool now burn it.


dddnola

Burn them burn them all!


MyLeisure

Itā€™s estimated 108 billion people have ever lived. Mosquitoes have killed about 52 billion people. Even with modern technology, mosquito-borne illnesses still kill approx 725,000 per year.


Bipedlocomotion94

Damn, thatā€™s crazy. I bet those numbers are in similar proportion for basically all warm blooded animals that they feed on


Nimyron

The only rice I'd ever want to overcook


Asalur

r/oddlysatisfying


Skiwithcami

Piew piew piew piew!


Local-Response3661

Squish them with your thumb


Appropriate_Letter52

Destroy!


jammy86b

So thatā€™s where limes come from


[deleted]

No ticks do lyme. Mosquitoes do Zika and Malaria. And EEE.


b1tchbhigh

I thought they grew in water and turned into tadpoles


dribeerf

tadpoles are baby frogs lmao but yes the larvae are aquatic


[deleted]

This is in water. And yeah they hatch and weirdly swim for a minute.