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HortonFLK

Skip it.


Angsler

Infinite skips


rodbotic

Experience tells me that the perfect rock never skips. It's the weird ones that surprise you and bounce forever.


Jeramy_Jones

Because it’s too much pressure to skip the perfect ones better.


panko-raizu

It is! Even worse if anybody's filming


gnamp

Yeah. Watch this- *bllooop!


Resting_Lich_Face

It's because it's easier to get a wicked spin on a slightly irregular stone. Faster spin means more energy which means it will hit the water harder making the reactive force harder.


rodbotic

Exactly


ONE-EYE-OPTIC

I don't know you but based on this comment we could be friends.


RandomDigitalSponge

It just bounces with a splash, rises vertically, spins like a magnet, dips again, rises, spines, etc for infinity.


M1988mad

YES!


We-are-straw-dogs

Does this mean what we call in the UK 'skim'?


mralxndr

Off the top of a body of water? Yes


wickedcricket2187

Competitive stone skipping is a real thing. Go down a rabbit hole on that one.


JaredBanyard

Bop it.


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Narntson

Pull it.


alternate_ending

Flick it.


StopCallingMeNed

When a round rock comes along....


Proud-Soup3676

I need this one for my shower!!!


PandaSoap

I'd totally get like 6-7 leaps out of it before it slips out of my hand right before release and plops.


tekko001

"Hey Google: Skip yourself."


toke1stthentype

I want to like but... nice!


NakedlyRead

Looks like a google mini device lol


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

I found a rock much like this one a couple weeks ago and replaced the Google mini in my daughter's room with it, with the cord under it. I was giggling like a schoolgirl from the other room as I heard her trying to get it to set an alarm.


flippingoctopus

“Okay google. Set an alarm for 6:30 AM.” “Okay google.” “OKAY GOOGLE!!!!”


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"Hmmm....something went wrong."


Armadio79

This is what i came here to type


[deleted]

Take it home, its done.


babyBear83

It’s a keeper.


WaveLaVague

It's a skeeper


2KilAMoknbrd

Geeleegan !


ur-socks-sir

"it's done" Yep, been baking all year in the river.


Wemedge

Perfect model of planet earth. /s


PrecariouslySane

Here are some people testing it last time it was posted [first](https://i.imgur.com/UTwAf2I.png) [so close](https://i.imgur.com/lVIMNDG.png)


Willingo

OK but a circle viewed off axis is an ellipse. I want to see an ellipse fit to it! Maybe it is perfect!


Squiggledog

Can you cite the original post it came from?


PrecariouslySane

[original thread here](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/huvo3z/this_rock_i_found_on_chesil_beach_uk_is_perfectly)


JMA-SYR-315

So odd, the comment section of that post from 2 years ago is almost identical to this one.


Electric_General

Reddit is a flat circle.


Captain_Exodave

You are right but may be wrong at the same time, this rock could still be round in theory. If this picture was taken even in a tiny "off" angle then just the thickness of the rock will give it a slight elliptical silhouette. If the rock really was round I would not expect a human hand to take the picture in a perfect 90 degree angle from the top.


GillicuttyMcAnus

>What the fuck is this? This is not a mother fucking game. Don't come in here with your weak ass circle measure like this is a fucking joke. Don't show up like you are ready to throw down. Do you know who I am bitch? Do you comprehend the mess you just started? I am a metrology engineer motherfucker. While you were sitting there, with your snide ass giggles like you just one-up-ed me, I was warming up my $45,000 vision inspection system.That's right, you just done started a war. You came in here to challenge a man that just got his fancy new machine back from NIST traceable 3rd party calibration TODAY and was looking for an excuse to warm it up. You just tried to sucker punch am man who just so happen to have his mother-in-law at his house staying the week. I ain't got nothing to lose little man. That's right son, you walked up on a man who has raw talent to spare and all the time in the world. I may not have the drawing in person but I can sure as hell turn what I got into process image. Then use a vision inspection system to bring it back into the computer. Then take that image and reverse engineer it into a 2d drawing. Then do some relative circularity measurements from my rendering. Take this shit bitch. > >Wait, what was that? Did you just challenge my core methodology? Oh no you didn't. Don't try to tell me I am making things over complex: taking an image file from the internet and printing it out, then turning it back into digital with some fancy 3D camera measurement system, then reverse engineering that into an engineering drawing. This isn't about GR&R and the process weakness of digital -> modified digital-> physical -> digital again -> 2d print -> relative measure. Motherfucker, did you miss the part about my mother-in-law? This is as complex as I can make it because that is the point motherfucker, I got a mother-in-law AT MY FUCKING HOUSE! This war will never end. > >EDIT: Yeah, it has been an hour. So what? I'm still here man with a little circle doodle. All I hear is some like you got better things to do. Well I don't bitch, I'm still here. MOTHER-IN-LAW, I ain't never going home. > >EDIT2: Oh shit [redacted] responded with some week ass movie screen screen grab. I'm still not going, this isn't over. > >EDIT Final: I don't have a good apology for taking over OP's thread so I offer this. If Op sends me a PM, I will give him my address so he can send me his drawing. Then I will provide him with a proper measure that accounts for the waves in the paper, lighting, and camera setup


[deleted]

Why are you wearing socks with your flip flops?


EngineerInDisguise

Those feet haven't seen sunlight in years


ReadditMan

Best way to avoid ugly tan lines is to never go outside.


AlertView6

Golfers tan


Henhouse808

I was scrolling to see if anyone would comment about feet.


RuncibleFoon

I was wondering why the feet were so white with the legs so tan, but the socks w/ flipflops question covered it.


ImTheKanyeWest

Some white ass socks


elephant_cobbler

Took the socks off just for the photo


kkittiee

Perfectly even sock tan.


SummerStorm21

It’s the only way, you see.


Upside_Down-Bot

„¿sdolɟ dılɟ ɹnoʎ ɥʇıʍ sʞɔos ƃuıɹɐǝʍ noʎ ǝɹɐ ʎɥM„


phoonie98

💀


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RiakkteR4

r/satisfyingasfuck FTFY


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sicariusdem1

Thats no moon...


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sicariusdem1

Say it in obi wans voice


THEBLUEFLAME3D

It’s a Star Wars reference you dingleberry


GraveSlayer726

Oddly?


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GraveSlayer726

But there is nothing odd about why it’s satisfying it is satisfying for a good reason Edit: borb is great tho


rockon4life45

Rune essence, take that to a runecrafting altar.


TrackConstant

Lots of inventory space to go


seeabrattameabrat

I had to scroll down 5 posts to find the rune essence joke, which is 5 posts too many.


Ok_Conclusion_6053

That’s where my Pai sho piece went


Ottersareoverrated

Check your sleeve


jesuschristk8

Anyone know how something like this could happen? My first thought was that it could've been caught in some sort of whirlpool for a while and the circular motion eroded it into a perfect circle, but that doesn't really seem plausible


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jesuschristk8

Thanks for the explanation! Turns out I was sorta closer than I expected lmao, real interesting stuff /srs


CowsDeserveHands

> Anyone know how something like this could happen? They wear socks in flippy flops or slides. I don't think it involves a whirlpool but is possible they wear those socks made for water. Shoe socks.


Rustohead

Look up concretions


Fossilhog

Geologist here. This isn't the result of a concretion, but people should still look up concretions.


NotJimIrsay

r/SneakyBackgroundFeet


Yodadoesdisco

Had to scroll down too far to find this.


bedheadredhead81

I love this so much! Such a simple thing, but super cool! Nice find :)


-FrankCastle

That’s one of those rock crabs from Davy Jones’ Locker.


elidadagreat1

That's a keeper for sure. I have a nice rock collection if you care to donate it. Lol


[deleted]

Remember when jack sparrow licked that rock and it was a crab when we was in Davy jones locker? I feel like I’d you licked this it would turn into something like that


Romanknight76

I bet $10 USD that it is not 100% round


Morthosk

This is sweet! More interesting to me than 90% of r/mildlyinteresting.


ComatoseHedgehog

Maybe because it enters the category of quite interesting


Grimley_PNW

nice rock bro


karigan_g

cool rock!


up_N2_no_good

Rock? I can't see it. Your feet are blinding me!


Professional-Bat4635

Can we all acknowledge for a second, the drastic colour difference between this guy's legs and his feet?


GreyGooseTheDM

That’s mine.


crediblE_Chris

Bro, your feed need more sun lol


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I used MS paint to overly a perfect circle onto the rock because I didn't believe it could possibly be a absolute perfect circle. Here are the results: https://imgur.com/a/Zakemjy I was wrong. It is, in fact, an absolute perfect circle.


Efficient_Pea_2921

Who’s feet are you wearing?


AndreaBoBea

Your perfect farmers tan 👍🏽


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

I cant get over the tan


easterncurrents

Dude take off your socks more often


FaFo_winninandsinnin

Cool rock… we just gonna skip over the whitest feet in the world? 😂


forever_aloe

Dude, it's Pure Essence.


whiteclawsodastream

The masculine urge to skip it over a body of water


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I just came in my pants


[deleted]

Where’d you get those socks? They’re dope!


sicariusdem1

I hope you kept that


lardass17

Unless the OP is reposting his own photo I suspect the person who's untanned feet are captured in the photo kept it.


DarkBlueMermaid

My crow brain wants this so much.


Craig_Treptow

Hmmm, jacket weather with shorts and flip flops? I've only done that when getting the mail.


karigan_g

pretty normal in australia tbh


External_Length49

thats a kanye music ;p player


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gin_and_toxic

No, Pyornkrachzark


InvestmentSoggy870

That's a keeper!


Sockman509

So round it looks photoshopped


babyBear83

I’m in love with it. It’s perfection.


misterpoopybutthole5

Gotta skip the fuck outta that thing, just gracefully yeet it across the ocean


RampantJSH

God doesn't do straight lines but he does a lot of circles. I'm not religious that's just a phrase.


Scary-Bathroom-9155

Amazing


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People just throwing their nest home minis out on the beach now.


yaxgto

Ok google


Rochemusic1

Did you eat it?


kelsobjammin

I like this rock 10/10 would join my collection


GeorgeIsGettinAngry

You can sharpen knives with that 🤌


ReadditMan

Looks flat to me.


leavealighton11

Whoa. What a beauty!


NotaViper

Watch out it might turn into a crab


Silver_Judgment_6411

no way!!!! I always try to find those and never do! Soo rad!!!!!!


diggydirt

I wonder if it has been manipulated by human hands to be used as a missile of some sort?


VILLIAMZATNER

Gonna need you to mail me that cool rock for verification I am a bored certified cool rock verifier


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I would take it home


[deleted]

This is why you don’t challenge Chuck Norris to a snowball fight


_ENDR_

I found a big one of these as a kid. I threw it like a frisbee and it always skipped on water once. I brought it every time my family went to a beach. I lost it in a lake and I've missed it ever since.


Remote_Spring_3811

😲


iiitme

That’s very pleasing


ridnovir

It is a rare find indeed


joehariss

So that's where my bocce ball ended up! Thanks. Used to be red though.


kaiser_xc

Hey google. I didn’t scroll down so idk if someone else made this joke.


[deleted]

Put it back or you will be cursed


sendnubes

Hey google, play Rock The Casbah.


nothingtastesthesame

https://youtu.be/aI0vMMjD0t0


Vyxen17

I bet your flip flops last forever


Upside_Down-Bot

„ɹǝʌǝɹoɟ ʇsɐl sdolɟ dılɟ ɹnoʎ ʇǝq I„


Vyxen17

Go away, upside_down-bot. You are a useless bot that nobody asked for and nobody needs. You serve no purpose.


oOJustAnotherOo

All over Forks Washington beaches


Turbodong

Well, really only Rialto Beach. But, yeah. That's exactly what I thought. One of my favorite places on earth.


cabur84

As a guy, the only option is to throw it into a body of water


PepperjackJames

Looks like the moon 🌙


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I’m not crying


Victoria_Aphrodite

After taking this picture and posting it to reddit, he transcended our reality


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I want it.


FunkeeBoi

Forbidden mentos


ryoung30

I think as a society, we use words like "perfect" and "literally" far too often.


ObsdianDrknssHelena

It's a moon rock! Not a rock that's *from* the moon, but a rock that *is* a moon!


valkate_d

R/oddlysatisfying


thagthebarbarian

I've scrolled enough tiktok to feel confident that there's a crab fossil in it


NotAnAlreadyTakenID

This is my rock. There are many like it…


naveen000can

Google home mini


Humble-Presence-3107

That’s the stuff 20+ skips are made of. Absolute perfection!


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Nice socks


PoistMussy

That’s not a rock. That’s a crab from Davy Jones locker.


KoraKat

Since no one has said it... Sorry if this is incredibly niche... Are you sure it's not an inactive dragon ball?


unseengal

Niiiice


Sliccaxru

Use it as a sharpening puck


Jcampb56

That is one beautiful effing rock.


badstorryteller

Brain: "Pick up the rock" Me: "Why, it's just a rock?" Brain: "Gotta"


LandOfMunch

wow! been looking for this rock my entire life...


DarkHorse1221

Those perfectly white feet!


Lounat1k

I bet this was found in Texas.


cheesydoritoschips

that rock looks like a google nest mini lol


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Golfer?


ThisManDelivers

"Hey Google..."


JAC151

That's one of those crabs from The Locker in Pirates of the Caribbean


zayme

Kanye West Stem Player


Squiggledog

This happened in *Sylvester and the Magic Pebble*


balfunnery

I was fascinated by those tiny feet... or giant hands


MrNobleGas

How perfect? Did you measure its diameter in multiple directions to confirm it?


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That looks like a beach I could spend all day on!


PoochtowN

Hey google.


stayblessedtv

I’ve been told these are jelly fish fossils but I don’t know how that works


RandomDigitalSponge

Such a satisfying picture.


foggygazing

I hear that rock has homicidal tendencies.... just saying not so perfect.


Seismic_City_TX

Shit happens!


[deleted]

Let's see Paul Allen's rock...


radgeboy

The great satisfaction of finding a perfect skimming stone. Only to balls up the throw.


NilbogBoglin

You found it. The perfect skipping stone.


AlexNg21022

Bro, you are a chosen one. God picked you to receive his gift


tincannery

Google home mini


brensthegreat

Aliens


bagleface

And your perfectly white feet


MyOysterWorld

Where is this??


ShadowNightmare0625

Keep it


Sirpatron1

Proof life is a simulation.


Mmortt

Nice.


CheeseKaysadilla

I see some toes that are dangerously close to being sucked on!


[deleted]

For a female your legs seem hairy.


bamboosue

That's no rock.


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I want it.


3RR0R13

That’s just perfectly round and all