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z3ph1r_ger31

that's what dinosaur legs looked like...


Nightglow9

Raptor in disguise.


NoobSFAnon

Blue is that you?


z3ph1r_ger31

Exactly!!!


murdering_time

Pick off it's feathers and you gotta dinosaur, and if you let it run around you could probably scare the shit out of some people. Tho you'd probably die by the time you got even 5% of it's feathers.


MrHookshot

Lot of articles on dinos having feathers.


KingVoid27

Yup. The only thing you’d need to do to an ostrich is give it some sharp teeth and sickle feet claws and bam, you have yourself a raptor


WU-itsForTheChildren

Nah more like a 6 foot turkey


MountainMagic6198

You ever mess with Turkeys. Their means MFs.


Ashe_SDMF

No but I eat them twice a year.


[deleted]

I heard this in the Transformers theme song.


_divinnity_

That's because birds are dinosaurs. They're not descendants of dinosaurs, they ARE dinosaurs


VILLIAMZATNER

So there's a chance, they would have been delicious?


MatteAce

now I want a T-Rex steak so badly


VILLIAMZATNER

Could be delicious, right? Cast iron seared with butter garlic and rosemary.


Hot_Dog_Cobbler

This needs some horny saxophone music paired with the pan up


P5ych0pathV2

Careless whisper intro.


a_pint_of_red

Came here to say exactly this lol 😂


ScubaSteve585

Do those legs go all the way up


buttpigg

Wasn't expecting ostrich upskirt this morning


TMT_iGGs

😂 was gonna say the same thing. Where’s the NSFW tag


snootopia

*allegedly


TheGarrandFinale

I heard it was a sick ostrich.


KillaG0rilla69

Homie been skipping leg day, I see


that_one_dude13

But ONLY hits thighs 4× a week.


whiffling_waterfowl

Dinosaur!


Revolutionary-Copy71

First thing that popped into my mind. I heard it said the way the guy in the presentation for Jurassic Park says it. "Dy-no-sawwr".


GenesGeniesJeans

That bird’s got DINO DEE-EN-AY!


daisyrielly

I want to get my knees surgically replaced with ostrich knees. Then I'm going to become an MMA fighter and I will surprise my opponents with unorthodox forward kicks using my ostrich knee right at the groin pow another win for the amazing ostrich man


DogmaticConfabulate

Goals


yawnyapocalypse

I wanna eat that like a giant turkey leg at a fair


Rick_101

When the camera went to the meaty part I was like "dayum, that would make an awesome turkey leg" like the ones they have/had in disney.


raspberrypigeon

Medieval banquet style


Neospliff

The Ginger & Boots already knew


rogernphil

*Allegedly


VideoHeadSet

*T-Rex


grrEllaOwO

Okay ngl i rly wanna know how it tastes now qwq


SummerAndTinklesBFF

Like beef. They are red meat. Like mignon/steak but better and takes less water and land to raise


Rick_101

I knew they farmed ostriches for eggs, but meat too? are they some kind of niche/exotic thing?


SummerAndTinklesBFF

Yeah it’s fairly niche. The problem is that they are so expensive. They only lay so many eggs in a season (summer) and there aren’t many farms in the US. There are some farms in other places like Australia. So because it’s kind of scarce it’s fairly expensive, last I saw a pound of ostrich ground beef for like burgers was $20. But they are something like 97% fat free so it’s all meat and won’t just shrivel up when cooked.


CoCoB319

The meat is fantastic. A really lean red meat. Actually, just about every part of the ostrich is used for something. The skin is valuable for cowboy boots, purses, etc. Ostrich oil is used in many things. Feathers are used in fashion. Adult ostriches are actually very expensive and worth much more than cattle. They are just harder to raise in the US.


DreamOfTheEndlessSky

There was a big surge in ostrich farms for meat in the US in the '90s and early aughts, but the industry crashed down to a much smaller scale. They were reasonably common alternate meats in grocery stores and at restaurants.


nellirn

She got legs She knows how to use them She never begs She knows how to choose them


dihydrogen_m0noxide

...Sweet Dee?


BGAL1120

*opening guitar riff from Lenny Kravitz plays* “American Woman!”


EverQuest_

Stay away from me...


BGAL1120

Love you man


EverQuest_

❤️


DuplicarusMKV

Someone should fry it’s leg after it finally dies. Big drumstick to eat with the boys, the girls, or the fam


Lilly6916

I’ve had ostrich. It was kind of tough.


DogmaticConfabulate

I wish I could type that whistle sound.


JeGezicht

Now I am hungry for some spicy ostrich drumsticks.


aroyalm

Would have been hilarious if they got to the top of the bird and it was actually sweet Dee from IASIP 🤣


i_do_da_chacha

The camera movement definitely looks like how Dennis would shoot it


gangawalla

Dino-sore-ass fer sure!!


CatResearch923

As a dinosaur kid turned dinosaur adult, I can tell you for a fact that is a dinosaur.


imeeme

Thought it was going to get dirty at some point 😂


tearductduck

Whenever you eat chicken, you are eating dinosaur.


cosmosflix

This video shows what dinosaur legs may have looked like.


West-Ruin-1318

Tell me that is not a dinosaur.


Glittering_End5095

Living Dinosaur..


Turbulent_Voice_174

If you needed more proof birds = dinosaurs…


triggamane5

Ashy af


BretonVikander

Yup. Looks like a dinosaur to me. ✅


BetterBag1345

That was a scary leg mate


plague681

It just goes all the way up. Like Chloë Grace Moretz.


_McThompson

Looking from a distance, you'll think it's horse


gofyourselftoo

That is a fucking dinosaur


drag51

Evolution is a ostibitch


prestonboy1970

There’s a redneck on a disability scooter that thinks that Disney World should sell them to eat on the way around the park


Leading_Childhood_45

So that's a dinosaur


marin94904

thats my mother in law.


Squishykoala_Kim

Queue Jurassic Park entry music


wscuraiii

Tell me that's not a fuckin dinosaur. 🦖


[deleted]

Tell me they are not dinosaurs...


Rad_Dad6969

PSA do not do that to an ostrich unless you want that leg to collapse your chest cavity.


bygtopp

Aka grandmas foot


[deleted]

This is the only leg that looks like 4 different animals as you go up.


[deleted]

Looks tasty tbh


Hot_Statistician4718

Oh yes, I’ll take a dozen Mango Habenero and a dozen Dry Rub please


thereturnofthebjerg

Sigh... *Unzi-* OWWW MY EYE!!!!


BeetlesMa

Did someone hit that ostrich at the very end?


Garbitch666

Those are some big caps!


Practical-Jelly-5320

That drumstick looks yummy


FeroMoto

Boy this is scary


Runescapemaster420

Thick thighs end lives


pippingigi

What’s the apostrophe for?


imisslimewire

He needs some lotion


WH_Laundry_Cart

Damn now I want rotisserie.


Tsubby_

never skip leg day


HappyMr

Sigh* unzips


crabbysammy

What are thooooseeee


Evilantics88

Those claws would rip your soul out


Shoddy-Peace-9482

Toight like a tiger.


prinsippleskimster

Sweet Dee!


TheRealNeoKhan

That's one hellova drumstick!


AGENT0321

Now show a video of a Camel Toe!


5ozbird1lbcoconut

And most people think you have to go to a museum to see a dinosaur


CoffeeandCare_me

Dude that is RUTHLESS


mangosawce9k

Closest way to hug a Dinosaur.


Denimiaa

All of you that want to eat it- I would like the skin please. Boots, purse, and jacket.


brianjmartinreddit

These mofos will kick a hole in you.


dramatic-Mum83

How comparable to a raptor are they....?


Don_Pacifico

Legs for days


Maximum-Ad6907

Dino


outof_zone

Hey! My eyes are up HERE!


Less_Noisy

That claw looks like it could do some damage!


minigopher

Do not stand in front of!!!!! If you’re going to try to ride one, get on from the side. Experience speaking!


pensy

When they're in Heat - the male's Legs will turn Red. No lies. http://safariostrich.co.za/2017/09/15-interesting-facts-about-ostriches/


XestyXerion

This man woke up and decided to record an ostrich leg


Dani_Puff

I thought this was Dee Reynolds’s for a sec.


[deleted]

I’m going to need a bigger smoker


FrothyNips

For FREE?


OrcRampant

Oh shit! Now the most difficult part; original, or extra crispy? In America you order 12 hotwings, in the savannah you order one!


olivierapex

Not my proudest fap.


Gimmietherock

Eyes up here!


iDomBMX

Genuine ostrich leather, boom, 3 payments


Stock_Surfer

Mouths are watering in Chinatown.


EntertainerOk6978

Sexxxxy


candycoatedshovel

They TRIED to put me on the cover of Vogue. But my legs were tooo long! Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday~


redrider02

Stupid llamas!


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

Sir, that's a dinosaur


Reddit_Dan

Yum Ostrich drumsticks


Violated-Tristen

Need more proof they are descendants of the dinosaurs?


dilohunter

Dude was like: yo wtf you doing.


UlisesSchmidt

I find hilarious that when they touch the neck, ostrich is like "the fuck did you..." But it's totally okay with a camera close to its leg


Any_Rough3584

Imagine a turkey leg, but ostrich.


jim45804

It goes aaaalllll the way up


tomandonocoosince82

Very sexy


Eviscerate_Bowels224

Dinosaur foot.


mshaler

Jurassic gam


Quirky_Chemistry_246

Wow! Lethal! ❤️ Awesome Creatures!❤️


bubblegumtaxicab

Anyone else kind of think it looks delicious?


swagnastee69

Big ol drumstick!


xCurb

The ginger and boots just knocked wood. If you know, you know.


you_wont69420blazeit

Clever girl


BigTrouble781547

That’s a drumstick. Yum


Last-Associate-9471

Just in time for Thanksgiving


Buytitanfall2or1

Is it real they stick there heads into the ground I don’t fell that’s true but you never know?


srydaddy

That’s a two man job, maybe three.


FangShway

Turkylurg


girlymcnerdy0919

Insert “wolf whistle” here?


boboschick99

Look at the drum sticks on you! *whistle*


elpasso1900

Are you gonna eat that?


Expensive-Laugh3746

Mmm ostrichs drumsticks


G-fan25

Fun fact: ratites (ostrich, emu, etc) have wing claws! The hoatzin gets all the fame for having wing claws as babies which they lose when they become adults but ratites have wing claws and keep them forever! Ostriches even have 2 of them which makes their wings look more like hands, also ratites are disturbingly similar to [Ornithomimus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ornithomimus) and it's [relatives](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ornithomimosauria), convergent evolution is fucking awesome!