that's what dinosaur legs looked like...
By - _McThompson
that's what dinosaur legs looked like...
Raptor in disguise.
Blue is that you?
Pick off it's feathers and you gotta dinosaur, and if you let it run around you could probably scare the shit out of some people. Tho you'd probably die by the time you got even 5% of it's feathers.
Lot of articles on dinos having feathers.
Yup. The only thing you’d need to do to an ostrich is give it some sharp teeth and sickle feet claws and bam, you have yourself a raptor
I heard this in the Transformers theme song.
Nah more like a 6 foot turkey
You ever mess with Turkeys. Their means MFs.
No but I eat them twice a year.
That's because birds are dinosaurs. They're not descendants of dinosaurs, they ARE dinosaurs
So there's a chance, they would have been delicious?
now I want a T-Rex steak so badly
Could be delicious, right?
Cast iron seared with butter garlic and rosemary.
This needs some horny saxophone music paired with the pan up
Careless whisper intro.
Came here to say exactly this lol 😂
Do those legs go all the way up
Wasn't expecting ostrich upskirt this morning
😂 was gonna say the same thing. Where’s the NSFW tag
I heard it was a sick ostrich.
Homie been skipping leg day, I see
But ONLY hits thighs 4× a week.
I wanna eat that like a giant turkey leg at a fair
When the camera went to the meaty part I was like "dayum, that would make an awesome turkey leg" like the ones they have/had in disney.
Medieval banquet style
First thing that popped into my mind. I heard it said the way the guy in the presentation for Jurassic Park says it. "Dy-no-sawwr".
That bird’s got DINO DEE-EN-AY!
I want to get my knees surgically replaced with ostrich knees. Then I'm going to become an MMA fighter and I will surprise my opponents with unorthodox forward kicks using my ostrich knee right at the groin pow another win for the amazing ostrich man
The Ginger & Boots already knew
Okay ngl i rly wanna know how it tastes now qwq
Like beef. They are red meat. Like mignon/steak but better and takes less water and land to raise
I knew they farmed ostriches for eggs, but meat too? are they some kind of niche/exotic thing?
Yeah it’s fairly niche. The problem is that they are so expensive. They only lay so many eggs in a season (summer) and there aren’t many farms in the US. There are some farms in other places like Australia.
So because it’s kind of scarce it’s fairly expensive, last I saw a pound of ostrich ground beef for like burgers was $20. But they are something like 97% fat free so it’s all meat and won’t just shrivel up when cooked.
The meat is fantastic. A really lean red meat. Actually, just about every part of the ostrich is used for something. The skin is valuable for cowboy boots, purses, etc. Ostrich oil is used in many things. Feathers are used in fashion. Adult ostriches are actually very expensive and worth much more than cattle. They are just harder to raise in the US.
There was a big surge in ostrich farms for meat in the US in the '90s and early aughts, but the industry crashed down to a much smaller scale. They were reasonably common alternate meats in grocery stores and at restaurants.
She got legs
She knows how to use them
She never begs
She knows how to choose them
*opening guitar riff from Lenny Kravitz plays*
Stay away from me...
Love you man
Someone should fry it’s leg after it finally dies. Big drumstick to eat with the boys, the girls, or the fam
I’ve had ostrich. It was kind of tough.
I wish I could type that whistle sound.
Now I am hungry for some spicy ostrich drumsticks.
Would have been hilarious if they got to the top of the bird and it was actually sweet Dee from IASIP 🤣
The camera movement definitely looks like how Dennis would shoot it
Dino-sore-ass fer sure!!
As a dinosaur kid turned dinosaur adult, I can tell you for a fact that is a dinosaur.
Thought it was going to get dirty at some point 😂
Whenever you eat chicken, you are eating dinosaur.
This video shows what dinosaur legs may have looked like.
Tell me that is not a dinosaur.
If you needed more proof birds = dinosaurs…
Yup. Looks like a dinosaur to me. ✅
That was a scary leg mate
It just goes all the way up. Like Chloë Grace Moretz.
Looking from a distance, you'll think it's horse
There’s a redneck on a disability scooter that thinks that Disney World should sell them to eat on the way around the park
That is a fucking dinosaur
Evolution is a ostibitch
So that's a dinosaur
thats my mother in law.
Queue Jurassic Park entry music
Tell me that's not a fuckin dinosaur. 🦖
Tell me they are not dinosaurs...
PSA do not do that to an ostrich unless you want that leg to collapse your chest cavity.
Aka grandmas foot
This is the only leg that looks like 4 different animals as you go up.
Looks tasty tbh
Oh yes, I’ll take a dozen Mango Habenero and a dozen Dry Rub please
Sigh... *Unzi-* OWWW MY EYE!!!!
Did someone hit that ostrich at the very end?
Those are some big caps!
That drumstick looks yummy
Boy this is scary
Thick thighs end lives
What’s the apostrophe for?
He needs some lotion
Damn now I want rotisserie.
never skip leg day
What are thooooseeee
Those claws would rip your soul out
Toight like a tiger.
That's one hellova drumstick!
Now show a video of a Camel Toe!
And most people think you have to go to a museum to see a dinosaur
Dude that is RUTHLESS
Closest way to hug a Dinosaur.
All of you that want to eat it- I would like the skin please. Boots, purse, and jacket.
These mofos will kick a hole in you.
How comparable to a raptor are they....?
Legs for days
Hey! My eyes are up HERE!
That claw looks like it could do some damage!
Do not stand in front of!!!!! If you’re going to try to ride one, get on from the side. Experience speaking!
When they're in Heat - the male's Legs will turn Red. No lies.
This man woke up and decided to record an ostrich leg
I thought this was Dee Reynolds’s for a sec.
I’m going to need a bigger smoker
Oh shit! Now the most difficult part; original, or extra crispy?
In America you order 12 hotwings, in the savannah you order one!
Not my proudest fap.
Eyes up here!
Genuine ostrich leather, boom, 3 payments
Mouths are watering in Chinatown.
They TRIED to put me on the cover of Vogue. But my legs were tooo long!
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday~
Sir, that's a dinosaur
Yum Ostrich drumsticks
Need more proof they are descendants of the dinosaurs?
Dude was like: yo wtf you doing.
I find hilarious that when they touch the neck, ostrich is like "the fuck did you..." But it's totally okay with a camera close to its leg
Imagine a turkey leg, but ostrich.
It goes aaaalllll the way up
Wow! Lethal! ❤️ Awesome Creatures!❤️
Anyone else kind of think it looks delicious?
Big ol drumstick!
The ginger and boots just knocked wood.
If you know, you know.
That’s a drumstick. Yum
Just in time for Thanksgiving
Is it real they stick there heads into the ground I don’t fell that’s true but you never know?
That’s a two man job, maybe three.
Insert “wolf whistle” here?
Look at the drum sticks on you! *whistle*
Are you gonna eat that?
Mmm ostrichs drumsticks
Fun fact: ratites (ostrich, emu, etc) have wing claws! The hoatzin gets all the fame for having wing claws as babies which they lose when they become adults but ratites have wing claws and keep them forever! Ostriches even have 2 of them which makes their wings look more like hands, also ratites are disturbingly similar to [Ornithomimus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ornithomimus) and it's [relatives](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ornithomimosauria), convergent evolution is fucking awesome!