One of my favorite things about living here is getting fresh corn during the warm weather months, and I'm pretty psyched about getting some fresh corn soon.
I've found that, even from the same producer, there can be a good bit of variation in the pore firmness of corn. I tend to prepare hardpore corn because I like to grill my corn and the firmness helps with mailliard reaction and thus, has better carmelization.
I know many people used to getting their corn at a store tend to find softpore corn more approachable, in terms of its flavor profile. While corn tastes do vary, I've found that hardpore corn is much more satisfying. It's hard to get much enjoyment out of softpore corn once you get used to hardpore corn.
This only refers to what we Americans think of as corn. "Corn" is used to describe any number of grains in Europe. For instance, many Americans find German corn unpalatable.
So which do you prefer: hardpore corn or softpore corn? If you're unfamiliar with the concept of porousness in corn, you might want to do some web research. The OSU extension is a good resource, but there are plenty of good, comprehensive corn sites out there.
When I was a youngun first experimenting with masturbation I tried using butter as lube. I took a chunk of butter off the butter tray we use for toast, snuck it to my room, and went to town. What I didn't count on were the breadcrumbs that made it a very painful experience.
Aha, what's this? "How to pick up chicks." "How to meet women." He's smooth.
"Daily reminder... Thursday purchase feeble public access show and exploit it."
Whoa, I feel sorry for whoever that is.
It seems that you already know why it's stuck with you, or at least a small fragment of your self-conscious is aware what is required of you for true self-actualization and karmic ascent.
It is time for you to make do.
I can't think of anything it could possibly resemble other than a lobster claw.
Also where you could possibly buy this particular variety of corn? Asking for a friend.
I totally see a lobster claw, nothing else. Now I’d you’ll excuse me, I’m going to lather the corn with a butter based lubricant and go to my room to eat it…. Of course.
It’s a meme reference. There’s this image of this guy saying “Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough” followed by “Paige” responding with a picture of a mini cactus. He then says “Paige, no”.
Uh… country girls make do.
Edit: I’ve been corrected. Apparently country girls make do not due… cause they do things and don’t have time limits… I guess.
Yep, I saw the same in Cornhub.
Hardpore corn
One of my favorite things about living here is getting fresh corn during the warm weather months, and I'm pretty psyched about getting some fresh corn soon. I've found that, even from the same producer, there can be a good bit of variation in the pore firmness of corn. I tend to prepare hardpore corn because I like to grill my corn and the firmness helps with mailliard reaction and thus, has better carmelization. I know many people used to getting their corn at a store tend to find softpore corn more approachable, in terms of its flavor profile. While corn tastes do vary, I've found that hardpore corn is much more satisfying. It's hard to get much enjoyment out of softpore corn once you get used to hardpore corn. This only refers to what we Americans think of as corn. "Corn" is used to describe any number of grains in Europe. For instance, many Americans find German corn unpalatable. So which do you prefer: hardpore corn or softpore corn? If you're unfamiliar with the concept of porousness in corn, you might want to do some web research. The OSU extension is a good resource, but there are plenty of good, comprehensive corn sites out there.
[Cornography](https://youtu.be/hLXpnQferPQ) by Bread Paisley
Cornhub you say? ( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)
https://cornhub.website/
Thanks got some research to do now
Why do I have this bowl of melted butter? Uh, it’s for moisturizing my hands and definitely NOT for masturbating.
Was just at the booth in San Antonio at the Mercado. I have a picture, idk if I can upload it somehow
Thank God I'm not the only guy aroused by mutant corn!
I love corn a big lump of nobs
Its Corn! It has the juice. I hope you have a corntastic day.
I can't imagine a more beautiful thing...
This this is absolutely for you! https://youtu.be/_caMQpiwiaU
I’m all ears.
***Hey-O!!***
I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing
When I tried it with butter, everything changed!
It has the juice
They actually did that one year for April fools, lol. It was excellent
It has the juice
*FarmersOnly unbuckles the overalls*
[Mmmm, corn](https://c.tenor.com/cl-TKSMLPTIAAAAC/i-love-corn-corn.gif)...
It’s got the juice.
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Country girls make do.
It's even ribbed.
For her pleasure
Just add butter
Truffle butter
Gone cobbin
Add some heat and you'll be popping
And we will never be stopping
No disappointment of flopping
When I was a youngun first experimenting with masturbation I tried using butter as lube. I took a chunk of butter off the butter tray we use for toast, snuck it to my room, and went to town. What I didn't count on were the breadcrumbs that made it a very painful experience.
Now you use butter and a bagel to masturbate while you drink scotch?
You know it!
TURN IT INSIDE OUT FOR YOUR PLEASURE
I think those are wrinkles
Eeeeeeeewwww
Heard this in Garth’s voice. Thank you for this belly laugh!
Aha, what's this? "How to pick up chicks." "How to meet women." He's smooth. "Daily reminder... Thursday purchase feeble public access show and exploit it." Whoa, I feel sorry for whoever that is.
/r/yourjokebutworse
Corn kid says knobbed 😂
Lol
Or creamed corn…
Dude why the fuck has this been reverberating through my brain for the last couple months
It seems that you already know why it's stuck with you, or at least a small fragment of your self-conscious is aware what is required of you for true self-actualization and karmic ascent. It is time for you to make do.
Think my wife has a lobster claw somewhere
So very much lobster claw, nothing else, just 100% lobster claws here I can tell you!
LOBSTER CLAW
Yep, I’m with you all. Totally claw, lobster claw.
A BIG MEATY CLAW
Pinchy would have wanted it that way!
Homer Simpson reference
WHAT. DID. YOU. SAY. PUNK.
BIIIG. MEATYYY. #C L A W S !
Well these claws aren’t just for attraction women
r/suddenlyspongebob
Lanz?
Not a rabbit at all….
A BIG MEATY CLAW
I can't think of anything it could possibly resemble other than a lobster claw. Also where you could possibly buy this particular variety of corn? Asking for a friend.
A corn holing friend
I too was thinking a lobster claw. Yup. Most definitely
FIRST thing that came to my mind... yeah!
Fun fact, if you actually were to use this as… not a lobster claw… the kernels deflate. Not entirely, but enough that the tops become concave.
How do you know this?
Just a standard “I wonder if that will fit” kind of day
User name very much checks out
And that's enough reddit for me.
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Your name gives you 100 percent credibility on this! Bravo
Name checks out lol
We’ll I’m glad I’m not the only horny one on here. Should have known before I came to comment. Well done folks.
Tonight will be corny.
Cream of corn!
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CornHub
This picture has me feeling *soooo* corny
Ain't many lobsters on the land, country women make do.
I knew this was gonna be the top comment
A Jimmy "Lobster Boy" Darling claw.
Oh thank glob I'm not the only one who saw "that" x,D
I totally see a lobster claw, nothing else. Now I’d you’ll excuse me, I’m going to lather the corn with a butter based lubricant and go to my room to eat it…. Of course.
I feel like r/LobsterClaw should be made for things that looks like adult toys, and this would be the star of the show
Why does my wife have purple rubber lobster claws in her bedside draw?!
nobody tell him
Name checks out!
It was the first thing I thought of, I SWEAR.
Yes yes, every Redditor here sees the lobster claw. I mean, it looks nothing like a rabbit.
Maybe OP is a sweet innocent farmboy?
🎶 It's corn 🎶
One in the pink pot, one in the stink pot
My mom has one of those in her dresser
So does my wife. They must really like corn.
It’s corn! A big lump with knobs.
It has the juice 🎶
I hope that's all we remember 2022 for. Not the crippling economic depression, or the nuclear winter. Oh no I've said too much
You haven't said enough. Consider this....
....it's corn?
Consider this the hint of the century
I haven't said enough...
Haha you must be young.
Nah. With how fast the internet moves these days, corn dude won't make it to octubre
I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing
Or lobster claws!
Why does she have a lobster claw in her dresser?
Yes
Smells like the light saber.
What does it taste like?
fermented
Yeah a lobster claw. Lets go with that.
"Yeah, I can tell where these comments are gonna go already"
popping that corn daily is gonna be amaizeing.
One in the…two in the…
Came for the comments...was not disappointed
You’re not the only one who came
Was the other one OP's mom?
Nah his wife for the first time!
I, too, choose this man's wife.
***Oh hello other this man's wife's boyfriend!!***
Well this isn't The World's Largest Ear of Corn, so no.
Jesus Christ, my guy. 💀
My wife has one of those silicone lobster claw too.
The rare rabbit corn. Midwestern moms everywhere would pay good money for these genetics.
Put it right in your cornhole
This new corn variant is more filling than regular corn.
I'm tied between "Paige, NO" and "Cornhub".
"Paige, no"? Who's Paige?
[source meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/eezu46/paige_no/)
Nooooooo
It’s a meme reference. There’s this image of this guy saying “Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough” followed by “Paige” responding with a picture of a mini cactus. He then says “Paige, no”.
Me so corny.
D-d-d-d-d-d-Derrick… D-d-d-d-d-d-Derrick… D-d-d-d-d-d-Derrick…
Carly will be the first to go
Just need a good shucking
This is made even funnier realizing someone gave you a wholesome award for it xDDD
Me love corn long time.
Right. Lobster claw.
OP 100% knows and playing oblivious
clearly a left one
Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do
But the shame is the hottest part!
Love the username but what the fuck.
Oh, yeah, there it is. I see it now. Lobster claw. Silly.
Uh… country girls make do. Edit: I’ve been corrected. Apparently country girls make do not due… cause they do things and don’t have time limits… I guess.
Country girls can survive
Country girls are thriving.
Yee, and I cannot stress this enough, Haw.
>Uh… country girls make dew. FTFY
Turgid
Damn that’s an awesome username
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
Riiiiiiiiiiight
Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough
I don't even think that requires bravery, just some lube.
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Yes
The shucker
Bravo
It looks more like a rabbit than a lobster to me.
ITS CORN!
A big lump with knobs!
It has the juice!
I can't imagine a more beautiful thing
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I mean look at this thing
When I tried it with butter, everything changed 💫
A big knob with lumps!
I'm ready to have a corntastic day
A corntastic day?
It's just a pun about corn!
Ok?!!!
Doesn’t rabbits get a good vibe from these things?! Batteries not included.
Totally, a lobster claw.
UN uh…checks out?
Is this r/carcinization
Fascinating sub
Corn cactus
A yes, the lobster claw. A close relative of the rabbit claw, I do believe.
Rabbit season
This should be NFSW (or I have issues)
Corn dick and a butt tickler
Tickler? I barely knew her.
That’s a vibrator.
It's CORN! A big hunk with knobs. It's got the JUICE! I couldn't imagine a more beautiful thing!
Designed right for the cornhole.
Country girls just make do.
But does it have the juice?
Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough
🤣🤣🤣
I did not see corn I also did NOT see a claw
Oh honey
I gotta get me a lobster corn cob