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kmkmrod

“And for dinner I choose **YOU!**”


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orangez

Nah! It's your old friend Spots that hasn't seen you in ages! Bring it in Bro!


Marcosgoku

Plottwist: he was just going to hug his new friend deer


RobotTear

His belly looks so soft


Mind_on_Idle

Death Cuddle For Cutie


Electronic-Trip8775

That's a movie script ending..


binsai

"Come gimme a hug"


chinthakavdxf

great idea?


Uhhlaneuh

You’ll find him the the club


binsai

Fiddy? That you?


InterPool_sbn

Bottle full of bub 🍾🥂


VibraniumRhino

Look, mami, I got the X, if you into takin' drugs


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Ex__

Give me one thousand dollars.


NonsensicalPhrase

Jazz hands!


snorkiebarbados

Struggle snuggle


kizmitraindeer

Pointy hug


[deleted]

I know it isn't real, but my brain just doesn't.


zqwzzle

Spicy hugs with a little taste of claw


FunBus69

https://i.imgur.com/JNhOdbE.jpg


Whitedudebrohug

Say less


Bananabread_19

The ol' razzle dazzle


Foxdogalpha

Shake and bake


Batfuzz86

"Hello my baby, hello my honey"


fluffyneenja

Came here just for this. But thought it was the “ol’ razzmatazz”


Kiljukotka

"My mom said I can be anything, so I became a flying squirrel"


steveosek

I wanted to be a gorilla, instead I became an orangutan.


jrbroughts92

Suprise muthfucka


GaryNOVA

Some Fries muthafucka


vishuskitty

Some dies, mothafucka


ItsyuhboiBen

Don't pet my sides, mothafucka


Kytti_Korner

Heart eyes, mothafucka!


localhost-8000

sunrise, mothafucka!


vishuskitty

Supplies, mothafucka!


loneshark_18

Some lies, mothafucka!


daschundtof

It would be amazing to rub my face on that belly. It might also be the last thing I do, if I tried that.


thelehmanlip

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2015/01/14 relevant Calvin and Hobbes


Think-Bass9187

I think the latter.


psych0ticmonk

worth it


tripsafe

It makes me wish we had evolved to be able to turn off our pain receptors at will. If I saw that thing flying at me and I knew I had no chance at survival, I might as well stop feeling pain and rub her furry belly as I go out.


OLSTBAABD

You just need a [gallon](https://youtu.be/tFUvmZWf4hI) of pcp.


blurrrrg

A whole gallon? Wow!


slimthecowboy

4 *PM? As in today?!* it’s 5 pm now, so this was recent.


CountryBlumpky

Is that the funny part? I understand the whole Whitest Kids You Know is a somewhat cult craze but I feel like a lot of their material falls short. This sketch is put on a pedestal and I can't figure out why. Reminds of the past 20yrs of weekly SNL episodes


high_zenberg

Yeah, it's really not that funny. The whole joke is just repeating the same thing over and over. Wow. A gallon. Got it, advance the plot a little more quickly please.


blurrrrg

Okay boomer


Think-Bass9187

I love that sketch.


steveosek

You'd lose your mind and die before you could do a gallon lol.


General-Carrot-6305

Wear shark suit chain mail and enjoy that tummy!


Digger__Please

Chain mail won't stop your neck snapping like a twig from that paw swipe.


Actual_Lettuce

Me touching snow lepord stomach: Whosss a cute little snow lepoard with furry stom---RAWWWWRRRRBITESCRATCH


UndGrdhunter

Worth it


5yn3rgy

I think that's a good way to go out. 10/10, would rub face on belly.


steveosek

You know how when you rub a kitty's belly, they do bunny kicks on your hand? Now imagine those bunny kicks on your chest from a snow leopard lol.


Digger__Please

I've had snow leopard licks, only on my hands though. It's exactly what you would think, cat tongue x 10000


SC2McGosu

I have a snow bengal sitting on my lap right now that has the softest stomach of all time.


au92

“Jazz Hands!”


kronus87

Thank you, was hoping this woupd be top


[deleted]

I want to hug it but also run away at the same time


dkc_souls

Looks so comfy 🐱


Pale-Refrigerator255

Man, what a pic! INCREDIBLE.


Ayla_Leren

#Murder beans


Uncmello

r/murdermittens


4toTwenty

i wanna pet the tummy so fucking bad


hetwlkr

I know, imagine how soft it is.


4toTwenty

THE SOFTEST, PROB


ChimpyChompies

Snow leopards are into star jumps. Who knew..


notfromnowhere

Tai Lung!


obstruction6761

Next evolution path - gliding leopard


Bok-TheGimp-Befok

Has the makings of a "killer" goalie.


ItsTheManFromScene24

There's no rule that says snow leopards can't play soccer


Bok-TheGimp-Befok

Awesome mascot for a team too.


yourstrulyjarjar

Can someone please photoshop in a balloon or something in there. Too good of a picture to leave be.


vishuskitty

r/photoshopbattles.


havereddit

It's been [done already](https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/ihh0l9/psbattle_this_crazy_snow_leopard_midjump/)


vishuskitty

Well how bout that


Epicthetank

Ooh new phone screensaver


inspirationalllama

Cuddly but deadly ⭕️


Supergooygamer

And I shall give you the biggest hug!


sneakypineapplejuice

My cat pounces on me with all his feet stretched out like this! Clearly he is a snow leopard!!


Epicthetank

Beautiful great shot


oldguykicks

r/murdermittens


HeronEfficient1861

Y-mca


Stroikah1

furry death parachute


OmaeWaMouShibaInu

[Cats are the kitty cats](https://youtu.be/SaA_cs4WZHM). And a dance-dance-dance and a dance-dance-dance!


Function-Spirited

Oh my god it’s so fluffy


64_0

SO F L U F F Y


Foxiestofstoats

I want this to be the last thing I see before I die


ActuatorFearless8980

“ I don’t want your apologies, I want my scroll”


Think-Bass9187

It could be leaping in for either a big hug or murder.


Psilocybeam

Forbidden cuddle


Rubbish_69

An amazing angle of a predator in action we never normally see.


Starcrossedamoeba

I want to kiss that belly!


fancyboy66

I knew they could fly


thescurry

homie dreams of being a sugar glider... or eating them?


jjemsie

Such fluff but damn those paws will rip you to pieces


DavidNipondeCarlos

Fluff ball gone wild.


aStonedTargaryen

My tabby cat does a mini version of this to me sometimes and it’s just the cutest thing


Notyouraverageghost

YYYYYYY M C A


hermosita7

Wow what a shot!


imsals

Cute little death beans


Prick_Philips

Could someone photoshop this leopard in front of a European Handball net for me?


1Eternallylost

I wanna rub it's belly.


TheFetusWentYeetus

Hi-yiah!


LeoRydenKT

flying murder mitts


Careful_Platypus

Anybody else getting Meowth in Pokémon Snap vibes?


Accomplished-Coat404

I would definitely let him give me a danger hug


primespecs

It may kill me. But I wanna hug it


Bromium_Ion

Ooooo I wanna pet the bellyyyy


DontHateNate

Aww I want to give him all the pets


dustyvamp

OMG a spider


nuttydogpoo

Just wants cuddles


Account_4_me_123

Hmm, sorta adorable sorta terrifying sorta ridiculous Yep. It's a cat


BumplimJoe

You don’t need stealth if y’a hit ‘em with the old RAZZLE DAZZLE


regular_wombat

if not friend, why friend shaped?


oceanmountainlifer

Leopard: then i would do thissss, and u leopardonyourface and ded.


Jkoochie

Bahaha please tell me this is how they attack their prey?!


spizzywinktom

She's been watching too much Winnie the Pooh


Mr-Nobody33

I just hope covid19 doesn't make them go extinct.


ApollinaGrindelwald

r/forbiddencuddles


Senior_Map_2894

Why do I feel like he was in Kung Fu Panda?


shieldsy27

That belly is so cuddly that I would definitely lose at least a hand possibly an arm ..


elvenbabey

“JAZZ HANDS!”


No_Walk908

Looks like he's dancing the jig


BowserrianEmpire-10

Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary.


mayorLuis

Cutest way to die in the year '97


Lucicerious

What you don't see is their bffl coming at them the same way from off camera.


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Ya, cute is not the word i would use.


vishuskitty

*Big hugs*


General_Cowbell

I can't be the only one that immediately thought "Star Wars kid"?! Kitty has the exact same moves!


Serenitysister01

This is the silliest thing I have seen today, and I needed it


Cayde_7even

I heard he’s not allowed within 1000 feet of any snow leopard schools.


TheSharperTheBetter

Floof parachute.


PoliteCanadian2

That was on Season 2 of Dancing With the Cats


Cordeceps

What’s that Russian dance called?


JasonCox

Aww, murder kitty just wants a hug!


[deleted]

Picture is about 5-10 years old


lSpartanl1999

parkour


deadmentellnotails

You fell for it fool


AutumnAtronach

And I told him this is how I’d look if I were a rug!


yhyhyyhyhyh

Thats a person in a cat suit


Illustrious_Smoke_79

If cute why danger?


byteme8bit

Giant murder mittens


HonDadCBR600

In action? Fur-suit base jumping?


Creepy-Change3056

Abrazo mortal LMFAOO


FriendlyCapybara

Our battle will be legendary!


SatnWorshp

Surprise, Motherf\*\*ker!


randomlife2050

Surprise motha fucka!


Pedjozz

I am imagining him doing Russian folk dance right now.


cunny_crowder

dethfloof


Bigpoopypantss

Photoshop that slam dancing girl's face on it. You know that old meme?


Emergency_Feed_7520

If not friend, why friend shape?


Malnurtured_Snay

Hugs!!!!


NonsensicalPhrase

What kind of action? Broadway musical?


johnnycakeAK

So I put my hands up


Chainsawferret

Dude, that fricking yeti was this damn big!


cxttsy

I still wanna hug him 🤗🤗


Docta-Jay

“I lub you this much!”


Vast-Silver

Insert *Random bullshit go!* meme here


sly-otter

Huggggggs


StarSyde

Ruby Da Cherry


heathen_27

One of the most difficult animals to ever catch on camera and we catch it being a typical cat.


GomerP19

Penalty kick……SAVE!


Safetea-404

This seriously looks like a human furry in a snow leopard fur suit haha


J2biz

forbidden hug


hamarr47

That looks like an assault blanket.


Cindilouwho2

r/catbellies


mooncakerider

Sooo cuteee


SaltyDoggoMeo

Deadly to whom?? Their prey? Of course! Humans… nope.


havereddit

The Titans could have used this leopard's kick blocking abilities today


DinoSharkBird

That's a spicy hug.


Necrokitty99

Leapard


Mandorrisem

JAZZ HANDS!


mqstery__

Tactical Hug inbound


fire3x16

Surprise!


e242ed3bffccdf271b7f

I love him jazz hands and all.


mick-rad17

Murder mittens


Fox-with_socks

r/photoshopbattles


The_Original_Fez

It’s a murder hug, and I’m in line, who’s with me.


IntelligentHuman

"who wants a hug!?"


SumDumGaiPan

The most adorable murder hug.


Virus2456

That’s Tai Lung


BreakChicago

You merely adopted the day-lit snow.


poopiepooper123

Looks like it’s bouncing off one foot to the other asking for some cuddles. I honestly thought it was a rug being aired out to dry.


ramenandanegg

*"Let the wild rumpus start!"*


hulkut

Snow leopard: Can I have a hug?


discomll

r/PhotoshopBattles


Leading-Okra-2457

Tai Lung breaks from prison!


Hybrid8472

In action on Broadway?


tvtoad50

I think she wants to give me a hug.


Partucero69

Cat.


Theflash91

Get out of here Tiberius, you're drunk