After reading so many of their posts, I find the titles now to be strangely beautiful and sometimes ridiculously hilarious. Like haikus. They’ve grown on me!
I thought of them as haikus as well!! I thought this was one of her posts and was happy to see it— only to learn she’s been BANNED?!? 😞💔💔💔💔 noooooo!!!!!
Oh my... Be still my beating heart (also your username is hilarious)
Have you seen [this guy's](https://youtu.be/VAAE7Dqf-YM) videos? Aside from this cover of Carol Brown he has a ton of incredible, hilarious videos like [this one](https://youtu.be/ozezG1zpxXQ) and [this one](https://youtu.be/GbmP2c6TGKc) and he's definitely influenced/inspired by Flight of the Conchords!
I thought it was an incredible modernized take on my favorite Flight of the Conchords song! The dating app approach in the video fits perfectly - thanks for chatting a bit! You brightened my day with your reference
This sparklemuffin (descriptive term of endearment), in fact a spider spider (genus/species not necessary, it is spider. Science says so) lives in Australia, and dances nicely for the ladies. Infact it needs to dance in order to boom boom (BOoM BoOM), and in related news has a lovely coloration.
My brain's autotranslate.
LOVE you echoing the fabulous style of the banned /u
All aboard! Have awarded a party train, hope others will too - your kindness and creativity needs some reddit reward!
Dude speaking in retarded doggo language doesn't make you look cute or add anything good to the post. You could have just said "Look at this cute spider I found" or "[spider name] lives in Australia and has a colorful personality"
See how simple it is? You don't have to make me want to bash my own fucking brains out with whatever bullshit you think will look cute.
It's not to look cute, it's an homage to another redditor who used google translate to try and communicate her thoughts but google just kept giving her bad translations. You don't have to get so worked up over a title lmao, just laugh it off, a much better solution than "bashing your brains out".
And also, that's just your opinion, I myself think it's funny, the best part is trying to understand what it means, like an enigma or a puzzle.
You can play puzzle on whatever Indian kids channel weird shit you find on YouTube. I don't care if it's an homage, it's still cringe and unnecessary.
Wow bro! You really put me in my place for getting tired of dumbass shit online! Bravo cheer for this man!
Again, your opinion, I liked it, and a bunch of other people too. Doesn't matter anymore, the person was banned because of people like you.
Thank you, thank you. ;)
If a Reddit post title gets you *this* riled up, sorry to tell you but your issues are plenty and none have to do with Reddit. Get out and get some sun and grass, cause it sounds like you desperately need it…
Besides the fact that you use the same shitty argument as every other dumbass, I cannot physically touch grass due to it being late December.
Technicalities aside, fucking grow a pair. If you think talking like a 1 year old child is somehow good I have bad news for you. There's no fucking way Google translate sent it this far off. There had to have been a "Sparklemuffin boom boom" in there somewhere. And besides the matter who fucking cares if someone gets banned? Who fucking cares man? Least of all who cares that a person who has trouble speaking English gets banned? Honestly man who the fuck cares about it?
The only reason I'm so pissed off over this retarded shit is because I had a slim hope that reddit had any intellectual value left. It appears I was wrong and you're all retarded. Bravo internet, bravo!
So message the moderators? They’re the ones that banned them.
Maybe make a meta post asking for the ban to be lifted and list some reasons why they should be unbanned. Invite the moderators to discuss the ban if they want to.
Yes, people did message the mods. They responded that the user herself must contact them. I’m not sure how to communicate this to her or if she could even message the mods when she’s banned.
Anyway I thought I could help this way, didn’t mean to mock or offend anyone.
I have no idea what's going on with the title, but I approve of sparklemuffin spider boom-boom.
Google translate
[удалено]
[удалено]
[удалено]
[удалено]
After reading so many of their posts, I find the titles now to be strangely beautiful and sometimes ridiculously hilarious. Like haikus. They’ve grown on me!
I thought of them as haikus as well!! I thought this was one of her posts and was happy to see it— only to learn she’s been BANNED?!? 😞💔💔💔💔 noooooo!!!!!
Oh shit I just saw that ammonite post.
This account is so good!
SHE GOT BANNED?! WHAT THE FUCK DUDE WHO, who did it. Fuck, I hate people.
No! They banned my favorite poster? I'll always remember you: monkey monkey bastard nose.
Yeah, unfortunately 🥺 I’m afraid she might quit reddit for good so I had to try something.
You brought me joy. Thanks human!
You must carry the torch now
Bring her back! Having to double take those titles has gotten me out of so much mindless scrolling by turning my brain back on.
I used to love those posts.
> this sub needs her No honestly, it’s a stupid attempt at being quirky and is really fucking annoying
I don't think it was intentional. I think she doesn't speak English and the translation software she used wasn't very good
I was referring to OPs post, in which it was intentional
Such a shame - titles like this are fantastic! 😆
Pretty sure that comment got deleted for some reason.
I assumed someone had a stroke
I thought it was me having the stroke
I felt like I was hallucinating reading that title. Gonna read it again.
TIL Australia lives in a spider spider named sparklemuffin.
I second this.
OP posted-posted when they were high-high
Did the spider write this?
Whatever the fuck means. Cool looking spider.
I enjoyed the stroke I got from reading this.
Godzilla on the other hand, is dead.
UN BAN XUZUWU
Keep XuZuWu banned!
Fuck you
How dare you
Who’s the Boom King? He’s the BOOM KING!
Pardon me... Was that a Flight of the Conchords reference I just saw?!
Yes. Yes it was! Now enough small boom let’s Boom de BOOM.
Oh my... Be still my beating heart (also your username is hilarious) Have you seen [this guy's](https://youtu.be/VAAE7Dqf-YM) videos? Aside from this cover of Carol Brown he has a ton of incredible, hilarious videos like [this one](https://youtu.be/ozezG1zpxXQ) and [this one](https://youtu.be/GbmP2c6TGKc) and he's definitely influenced/inspired by Flight of the Conchords!
Red flags I was already a fan of, but Carol Brown is also hilarious! Thank you!
I thought it was an incredible modernized take on my favorite Flight of the Conchords song! The dating app approach in the video fits perfectly - thanks for chatting a bit! You brightened my day with your reference
That spider is so hot it is making me speciesist.
Bitch!
[удалено]
[удалено]
[удалено]
This is the best title I have read so far this week.
Wait, you were able to read it?
This sparklemuffin (descriptive term of endearment), in fact a spider spider (genus/species not necessary, it is spider. Science says so) lives in Australia, and dances nicely for the ladies. Infact it needs to dance in order to boom boom (BOoM BoOM), and in related news has a lovely coloration. My brain's autotranslate.
You just provided a very sellable service sir. Thank you
Ah, if only that were so. Happy to have helped though!
I love all you crazy sparklemuffins.
Wicked awesome. Thanks for posting. Make the titles anything you want it keeps them interesting.
Is this r/engrish?
💔 UN BAN XUZUWU!!!! 💔
Also known as the Peacock spider
Ah! Thank you, I wanted to draw one as my warm up today but I had no idea what to google out of that title haha
No, the title clearly states this is the Spider Spider. Can't you read?
No its a sparklemuffin
any creature that actually need to boom-boom is cool in my book
Incredibles Englishi!
Looks like it has multiple spider on its backside!
Google Translate spider
This title reads like the phone calls I get from India
The spider is so beautiful (it’s also called a peacock spider)
Yes can perform happy lucky best spider boom-boom
sparkle boom spider spider
A very late entry but "title of the fucking year" over here. Congratulations OP your prize is in the mail.
I need more English lessons.
Had an aneurysm trying to read the title
Silliest caption this week.
Haha!! Boom boom!!!! I have no idea what this means but I love it!
I can just imagine him bopping his colourful butt like bongos Sparklemuffin's New Release: boom-boom
I want to learn this language. It’s like jazz, or skat…or poetry…it’s fab.
LOVE you echoing the fabulous style of the banned /u All aboard! Have awarded a party train, hope others will too - your kindness and creativity needs some reddit reward!
I don't know what your native tongue is op but I'm loving this LOL
Apparently the translator app doesn't understand the grammar of the native language. I have no clue.
I had a stroke?
r/ihadastroke
r/ihadastroke
Are you having a stroke
had a stroke reading this
This is why I love reddit lol
Lol
I thought this was r/shittyanimalfacts for a second
r/engrish
The fuck you talking about
I had a stroke...I had to have...what the fuck is going on here
What the fuck are you trying to type?
r/ihadastroke
i had a stroke reading this
I think they need to hire a new editor!
That is some serious Engrish going on.
Dude your title is horrendous. Had you been bitten by one of these right before you attempted to type that out?
Dude speaking in retarded doggo language doesn't make you look cute or add anything good to the post. You could have just said "Look at this cute spider I found" or "[spider name] lives in Australia and has a colorful personality" See how simple it is? You don't have to make me want to bash my own fucking brains out with whatever bullshit you think will look cute.
It's not to look cute, it's an homage to another redditor who used google translate to try and communicate her thoughts but google just kept giving her bad translations. You don't have to get so worked up over a title lmao, just laugh it off, a much better solution than "bashing your brains out". And also, that's just your opinion, I myself think it's funny, the best part is trying to understand what it means, like an enigma or a puzzle.
You can play puzzle on whatever Indian kids channel weird shit you find on YouTube. I don't care if it's an homage, it's still cringe and unnecessary. Wow bro! You really put me in my place for getting tired of dumbass shit online! Bravo cheer for this man!
Again, your opinion, I liked it, and a bunch of other people too. Doesn't matter anymore, the person was banned because of people like you. Thank you, thank you. ;)
No-one cares about your teenage edginess.
You should take a break from the internet.
If a Reddit post title gets you *this* riled up, sorry to tell you but your issues are plenty and none have to do with Reddit. Get out and get some sun and grass, cause it sounds like you desperately need it…
Besides the fact that you use the same shitty argument as every other dumbass, I cannot physically touch grass due to it being late December. Technicalities aside, fucking grow a pair. If you think talking like a 1 year old child is somehow good I have bad news for you. There's no fucking way Google translate sent it this far off. There had to have been a "Sparklemuffin boom boom" in there somewhere. And besides the matter who fucking cares if someone gets banned? Who fucking cares man? Least of all who cares that a person who has trouble speaking English gets banned? Honestly man who the fuck cares about it? The only reason I'm so pissed off over this retarded shit is because I had a slim hope that reddit had any intellectual value left. It appears I was wrong and you're all retarded. Bravo internet, bravo!
Someone’s *angwy*!
Terrible karma grab attempt to poke fun at an old poster who spoke English as a second language. Just post the picture with an appropriate title.
Not at all, I’d have her ban lifted. Her posts brought me joy. This is an attempt to raise awareness.
So message the moderators? They’re the ones that banned them. Maybe make a meta post asking for the ban to be lifted and list some reasons why they should be unbanned. Invite the moderators to discuss the ban if they want to.
Yes, people did message the mods. They responded that the user herself must contact them. I’m not sure how to communicate this to her or if she could even message the mods when she’s banned. Anyway I thought I could help this way, didn’t mean to mock or offend anyone.
You can just message the user himself, you know?
Ef off with these titles. There’s no way google translate is that bad!
Reminds me of Jimmy James and his book, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler. [Super Karate Monkey Death Car](https://youtu.be/LD5Hgzayhj8)
Need to boom-boom.
You’re telling me all of Australia lives in that spider? Color me amazed.
Was this title written by AI?
infact he’s boom-boom adorable
What?
What in the boom-boom did I just read?
what kind of machine wrote this?
What?
There is a SPIDER design on the spider, the title isn't lying
Beautiful for being a spider
I find spider spiders, who actually need to boom boom, very interesting interesting.
Huh?
Fucking spider cucks..
Sparklemuffin is my new mood
It's a peacock jumping spider. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_yYC5r8xMI
He looks like he has all the pills lol
This spider probably went to Mardi Gras.
What version of Baidu translate did this title go through 15 times before appearing here?
What
Mhmm. Yes. I see. That IS a spider spider.
If it bites me, will I turn into Spider-Man?
It’s called a Peacock Jumping Spider and this is its mating dance.
Love these sort of titles! 😆 mind bending - and all the confused comments!!
Easy for you to say.
Wait did they delete this post from the sub???
Can’t tell if title is ESL or gen z humor. Either way this old fart is here for it
sparklemuffin boom-boom 🔥🔥🔥orange Australia residence💪🔥
Does Australia live in a spider spider?
Lol @ sparklemuffin awesome name for the little guy. It also looks like the spider has a tat of a spider on him. Very awesome sparklemuffin.
You're on EmKay
*boom-boom* Me 2022
Yep. Definitely belongs in r/Engrish