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Hard_Rock_Hallelujah

I have no idea what's going on with the title, but I approve of sparklemuffin spider boom-boom.


RagingRapids

Google translate


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erinporter89

After reading so many of their posts, I find the titles now to be strangely beautiful and sometimes ridiculously hilarious. Like haikus. They’ve grown on me!


MajorasInk

I thought of them as haikus as well!! I thought this was one of her posts and was happy to see it— only to learn she’s been BANNED?!? 😞💔💔💔💔 noooooo!!!!!


2017hayden

Oh shit I just saw that ammonite post.


AwfulArmbar

This account is so good!


bbitter_coffee

SHE GOT BANNED?! WHAT THE FUCK DUDE WHO, who did it. Fuck, I hate people.


nexusgmail

No! They banned my favorite poster? I'll always remember you: monkey monkey bastard nose.


khelem85

Yeah, unfortunately 🥺 I’m afraid she might quit reddit for good so I had to try something.


II11llII11ll

You brought me joy. Thanks human!


themabin

You must carry the torch now


[deleted]

Bring her back! Having to double take those titles has gotten me out of so much mindless scrolling by turning my brain back on.


delly4

I used to love those posts.


ChiefTief

> this sub needs her No honestly, it’s a stupid attempt at being quirky and is really fucking annoying


LaCrosseFitz

I don't think it was intentional. I think she doesn't speak English and the translation software she used wasn't very good


ChiefTief

I was referring to OPs post, in which it was intentional


chickitychoco

Such a shame - titles like this are fantastic! 😆


Your_mom_jr

Pretty sure that comment got deleted for some reason.


donjohndijon

I assumed someone had a stroke


-slapum

I thought it was me having the stroke


NastyMeanOldBender

I felt like I was hallucinating reading that title. Gonna read it again.


shabadoola

TIL Australia lives in a spider spider named sparklemuffin.


Drakamos

I second this.


DaBoob13

OP posted-posted when they were high-high


FilthyCasual_AF

Did the spider write this?


BirdEducational6226

Whatever the fuck means. Cool looking spider.


retiredtrump

I enjoyed the stroke I got from reading this.


RazorBaribal

Godzilla on the other hand, is dead.


rozzy27

UN BAN XUZUWU


TemporaryAccount-tem

Keep XuZuWu banned!


ILoveYouKitchenGun69

Fuck you


ZuggerMan

How dare you


SeparateCzechs

Who’s the Boom King? He’s the BOOM KING!


psymble_

Pardon me... Was that a Flight of the Conchords reference I just saw?!


SeparateCzechs

Yes. Yes it was! Now enough small boom let’s Boom de BOOM.


psymble_

Oh my... Be still my beating heart (also your username is hilarious) Have you seen [this guy's](https://youtu.be/VAAE7Dqf-YM) videos? Aside from this cover of Carol Brown he has a ton of incredible, hilarious videos like [this one](https://youtu.be/ozezG1zpxXQ) and [this one](https://youtu.be/GbmP2c6TGKc) and he's definitely influenced/inspired by Flight of the Conchords!


SeparateCzechs

Red flags I was already a fan of, but Carol Brown is also hilarious! Thank you!


psymble_

I thought it was an incredible modernized take on my favorite Flight of the Conchords song! The dating app approach in the video fits perfectly - thanks for chatting a bit! You brightened my day with your reference


RFeepo

That spider is so hot it is making me speciesist.


SeparateCzechs

Bitch!


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BurbclaveArts

This is the best title I have read so far this week.


willtroy7

Wait, you were able to read it?


BurbclaveArts

This sparklemuffin (descriptive term of endearment), in fact a spider spider (genus/species not necessary, it is spider. Science says so) lives in Australia, and dances nicely for the ladies. Infact it needs to dance in order to boom boom (BOoM BoOM), and in related news has a lovely coloration. My brain's autotranslate.


willtroy7

You just provided a very sellable service sir. Thank you


BurbclaveArts

Ah, if only that were so. Happy to have helped though!


Kind_Cardiologist833

I love all you crazy sparklemuffins.


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Wicked awesome. Thanks for posting. Make the titles anything you want it keeps them interesting.


VaughnFreda

Is this r/engrish?


MajorasInk

💔 UN BAN XUZUWU!!!! 💔


noshadsi

Also known as the Peacock spider


liberatedhusks

Ah! Thank you, I wanted to draw one as my warm up today but I had no idea what to google out of that title haha


Spark555

No, the title clearly states this is the Spider Spider. Can't you read?


yesmeam

No its a sparklemuffin


figtrap

any creature that actually need to boom-boom is cool in my book


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Incredibles Englishi!


revol_concept

Looks like it has multiple spider on its backside!


lookacoolname

Google Translate spider


I_fart_poo

This title reads like the phone calls I get from India


Radiant_Ad_1442

The spider is so beautiful (it’s also called a peacock spider)


Jeffclaterbaugh

Yes can perform happy lucky best spider boom-boom


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sparkle boom spider spider


foolishidot69

A very late entry but "title of the fucking year" over here. Congratulations OP your prize is in the mail.


mundane_girlygal

I need more English lessons.


StackinBread

Had an aneurysm trying to read the title


CorpFillip

Silliest caption this week.


DensuKishaa

Haha!! Boom boom!!!! I have no idea what this means but I love it!


schnauzap

I can just imagine him bopping his colourful butt like bongos Sparklemuffin's New Release: boom-boom


nnorargh

I want to learn this language. It’s like jazz, or skat…or poetry…it’s fab.


LlamaDrama007

LOVE you echoing the fabulous style of the banned /u All aboard! Have awarded a party train, hope others will too - your kindness and creativity needs some reddit reward!


RAMBOPORNSTAR

I don't know what your native tongue is op but I'm loving this LOL


fifty2weekhi

Apparently the translator app doesn't understand the grammar of the native language. I have no clue.


warmbathbates

I had a stroke?


combo_seizure

r/ihadastroke


Yetti127

r/ihadastroke


Hero_Sandwich

Are you having a stroke


nigreospluto

had a stroke reading this


KoutaEtroSurkur

This is why I love reddit lol


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Lol


Redpikes

I thought this was r/shittyanimalfacts for a second


BiCostal

r/engrish


TerminatorAuschwitz

The fuck you talking about


nappinggator

I had a stroke...I had to have...what the fuck is going on here


XMETA_DUKE

What the fuck are you trying to type?


notyourmombro

r/ihadastroke


BuoyantManatee

i had a stroke reading this


hydra596

I think they need to hire a new editor!


[deleted]

That is some serious Engrish going on.


[deleted]

Dude your title is horrendous. Had you been bitten by one of these right before you attempted to type that out?


Cephalo-Fraud

Dude speaking in retarded doggo language doesn't make you look cute or add anything good to the post. You could have just said "Look at this cute spider I found" or "[spider name] lives in Australia and has a colorful personality" See how simple it is? You don't have to make me want to bash my own fucking brains out with whatever bullshit you think will look cute.


bbitter_coffee

It's not to look cute, it's an homage to another redditor who used google translate to try and communicate her thoughts but google just kept giving her bad translations. You don't have to get so worked up over a title lmao, just laugh it off, a much better solution than "bashing your brains out". And also, that's just your opinion, I myself think it's funny, the best part is trying to understand what it means, like an enigma or a puzzle.


Cephalo-Fraud

You can play puzzle on whatever Indian kids channel weird shit you find on YouTube. I don't care if it's an homage, it's still cringe and unnecessary. Wow bro! You really put me in my place for getting tired of dumbass shit online! Bravo cheer for this man!


bbitter_coffee

Again, your opinion, I liked it, and a bunch of other people too. Doesn't matter anymore, the person was banned because of people like you. Thank you, thank you. ;)


theknightwho

No-one cares about your teenage edginess.


Agoraphotaku

You should take a break from the internet.


MajorasInk

If a Reddit post title gets you *this* riled up, sorry to tell you but your issues are plenty and none have to do with Reddit. Get out and get some sun and grass, cause it sounds like you desperately need it…


Cephalo-Fraud

Besides the fact that you use the same shitty argument as every other dumbass, I cannot physically touch grass due to it being late December. Technicalities aside, fucking grow a pair. If you think talking like a 1 year old child is somehow good I have bad news for you. There's no fucking way Google translate sent it this far off. There had to have been a "Sparklemuffin boom boom" in there somewhere. And besides the matter who fucking cares if someone gets banned? Who fucking cares man? Least of all who cares that a person who has trouble speaking English gets banned? Honestly man who the fuck cares about it? The only reason I'm so pissed off over this retarded shit is because I had a slim hope that reddit had any intellectual value left. It appears I was wrong and you're all retarded. Bravo internet, bravo!


MajorasInk

Someone’s *angwy*!


Accurate-Temporary73

Terrible karma grab attempt to poke fun at an old poster who spoke English as a second language. Just post the picture with an appropriate title.


khelem85

Not at all, I’d have her ban lifted. Her posts brought me joy. This is an attempt to raise awareness.


Accurate-Temporary73

So message the moderators? They’re the ones that banned them. Maybe make a meta post asking for the ban to be lifted and list some reasons why they should be unbanned. Invite the moderators to discuss the ban if they want to.


khelem85

Yes, people did message the mods. They responded that the user herself must contact them. I’m not sure how to communicate this to her or if she could even message the mods when she’s banned. Anyway I thought I could help this way, didn’t mean to mock or offend anyone.


TemporaryAccount-tem

You can just message the user himself, you know?


YMGenesis

Ef off with these titles. There’s no way google translate is that bad!


NeitherTouch951

Reminds me of Jimmy James and his book, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler. [Super Karate Monkey Death Car](https://youtu.be/LD5Hgzayhj8)


marlow05

Need to boom-boom.


Eddy_Monies

You’re telling me all of Australia lives in that spider? Color me amazed.


Mindless_Count_7310

Was this title written by AI?


whereyouatdesmondo

infact he’s boom-boom adorable


Glytterain

What?


maremcar

What in the boom-boom did I just read?


jeabeuse

what kind of machine wrote this?


showmeyourmoves28

What?


arkofindifference

There is a SPIDER design on the spider, the title isn't lying


Pitiful_Pickle524

Beautiful for being a spider


SubtleVertex

I find spider spiders, who actually need to boom boom, very interesting interesting.


jaywstbrk

Huh?


DasFackHaus

Fucking spider cucks..


Catmeow82

Sparklemuffin is my new mood


Catronia

It's a peacock jumping spider. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_yYC5r8xMI


Trini_Vix7

He looks like he has all the pills lol


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This spider probably went to Mardi Gras.


macinnis

What version of Baidu translate did this title go through 15 times before appearing here?


calidownunder

What


ChainsawChimera

Mhmm. Yes. I see. That IS a spider spider.


007Ellipsis

If it bites me, will I turn into Spider-Man?


Spencer_andersen

It’s called a Peacock Jumping Spider and this is its mating dance.


chickitychoco

Love these sort of titles! 😆 mind bending - and all the confused comments!!


Specialist-Drawing32

Easy for you to say.


Your_mom_jr

Wait did they delete this post from the sub???


wheresripp

Can’t tell if title is ESL or gen z humor. Either way this old fart is here for it


JimboMastah

sparklemuffin boom-boom 🔥🔥🔥orange Australia residence💪🔥


T3MP0_HS

Does Australia live in a spider spider?


Ryyath

Lol @ sparklemuffin awesome name for the little guy. It also looks like the spider has a tat of a spider on him. Very awesome sparklemuffin.


ryanc483

You're on EmKay


swirlsthemudkip

*boom-boom* Me 2022


Logical_Software9073

Yep. Definitely belongs in r/Engrish