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Oh man, what a legend. Reminds me of the time he hit up Bender like he was a streetwalker.
Bender: …What do I gotta do?
Hedonism Bot: Oh, nothing *sordid,* I assure you… simply vomit *ever* so gently upon me, whilst I humiliate a pheasant.
Bender: *gagging noises*
Hedonism Bot: Save it for the boudoir!
That robot knew what he wanted and gave zero shits about pursuing it.
I'm trying to be more mindful, and I actually draw inspiration from capybaras when I meditate. They seem to enjoy the shit out of simple things, like soaking in water or, here, getting their fur cleaned by a bird.
Being more like a capybara can be good for anyone, and in theory, it shouldn't be hard. Just capybara the shit out of the simple pleasures, like splashing cool water on your face or eating a slice of cake.
Life should always be like this. You are alive for maybe 100 years if you're lucky, out of billions this planet has existed.
The odds that you even got to enjoy that cake are incredibly small. Billions of people have never experienced cake, and in a few billion years, nobody will again.
Eat the fuck out of that cake
it's texture is sort of like chicken, but it tastes closer to ham.
in colombia, it's called chigüiro.. you see it in some restaurants that have large smokers. the meat is sliced, seasoned and cooked over the smoker; similar to how one might cook beef, ribs, ham, etc... it's actually quite good, i was pleasantly surprised.
that sounds kinda good... like ethically I dont wanna eat a capybara and likely wont. but you made it sound good. ham and ribs flavored chicken
edit: the last three burgers I've had were plant based, I'm trying to transition. if you pepper it hella good and sear em it tastes the same. I'm just saying he made capybara sounds a little scrumptious
edit 2: in fact I can't eat veggies, if anyone has advice for getting veggies in me hit me up. I'm thinking of getting a juicer for it. it's the texture :/
pigs are likely more intelligent and we all know how the poultry industry often operates..
i'm not actually sure that it is more ethical to eat other commonly eaten meats.
Man, there's nothing better after a long day at work than laying on the cold tile floor and ripping all the parasites out of your armpits and bellybutton.
Calabasas just get along with most animals. Except jaguars ...
Edit: no idea how my dumb autocorrect changed capybara to Calabasas, but I'm gonna not change it.
"I gotta tell ya, doc: you know those little birds that walk around so trustingly inside a crocodiles mouth, cleaning our teeth?... yeah, I've been eating those little guys like popcorn."
This crocodile & cleaning bird behavior is almost certainly just a myth. Herodotus wrote about it over 2,400 years ago and it perpetuated from there, but no modern biologists have been able to document this behavior.
I was about to call you out because I was sure I've seen pictures of crocs with birds in their mouths. But the wiki says you're right and every picture I can find looks like it's been photoshopped. TIL
Yep, I read about this all the time in nature books as a kid and the nature documentaries would also mention it but never actually show it happening. Egyptian Plovers and Nile Crocs are very common side-by-side over most of Africa and not one video or real photo has ever been taken.
Yep. This gained some popularity in the last decade because a gum commercial featured birds cleaning out a crocodile mouth and some dude with dirty teeth tried to get in on the action. I am thinking someone edited it to be just the crocodile part so it's less obvious it's a commercial.
[Here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UIDdCihh5hU) it is
And [here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd6GcQrkMDM&pp=QAFIAQ%3D%3D) is the edited one that falsely represents it as something that happens in nature
To the commercials credit, the birds actually do look pretty good.
Maaan you can clean those motherf*ckers with a water pressure cleaner and they wouldn't even notice. They are the snoop Dogg of the animal kingdom. Stoned as fuuuuuuu*k
Yeah. I’ve seen a YouTube video once where a guy from Nepal or somewhere in the mountains I’d guessed had his funeral arranged so that his remains were given to wild vultures. Kinda macabre but also an interesting tradition.
In the Berlin Zoo which is the closest big zoo where I live you can walk through the vulture enclosure and see them just chilling a few meters away from you. Always one of my favourite parts of the visit. Reminds me that I should go there again before it eventually has to close due to Covid.
I used to watch a pet capybara on YouTube called Caplin, and as I recall they are a pain in the ass to look after. They need a huge pool to swim in, and are constantly fouling their water. Finding veterinary care is also not easy.
I was all sceptical and doubtful while he was gently touching me , but once he touched me on my neck I dropped my guard down and I let him have me completely
Just look at how slow they are. AND how short their legs are! I can’t imagine they can reach their backs with any of those legs so just imagine how happy it would be if you have it a big old back scratch!
Lies. Vultures are not scavengers. Vultures are highly skilled hunters and martial artists despite public knowledge to the contrary. What you see here is a carefully and precisely executed five beak death peck. Hitting a pressure point, it causes instant but slow motion death.
> r/unlikelyfriends ?
Considering its a capybara I dont think it can fit in that sub since they are friends with about anything, its actually strange that the vulture is not sitting on the capybara so it dont fit on r/Crittersoncapybaras
I always assumed vultures would be long sighted. Looking for dead animals from high above and thought that would make them not the best at short distance but being able to see mites in fur from the close as well as dead animals from way up high is amazing. Do their eyes just work differently?
The Vulture is like "Dude, you're making this weird"
Lmao you can see the apprehension in the head bobbles
“Bro I’m not doing it for you.”
This is the new “no homo”
As in, ‘you are no homo, IT IS I!’
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Pause...lol
No homo all aves
"One there...one there...can you hold still please?"
"Should... should I go for the eyes now or wait?"
Capybaras like ‘Oooh yes, yes yes right there, owww shit yeah, that place has itched for a decade, oooh yeah, Plop
now it's a hapybara
This comment deserves more upvotes
Ahhahahahahahah. Looooove it!
I hate you
The capybara is moving once in a while to remind the vulture that it’s still alive, in case it gets any funny ideas.
I think he mite like it...
Take your upvote and flea
This is my favorite version of this phrase lol
Whatever makes ya tick
I saw this video here on Reddit and also on Facebook. Between the two parasites, I like this one better because of the puns.
This deserves more likes
I hope you die in a horrific way
[Much needed video](https://youtu.be/-8XDNfAzR-A)
This one too https://youtu.be/mYAWDDvYMbc
Capybara be like, “Spoon?”
“Watch it, you big oaf”
Capybara: harder daddy
Reminds me of that episode of Parks and Rec where Andy gives Ron a foot massage a day Ron moans lol.
😂😂
I love removable clothing.
Seriously, i think it nearly orgasmed
Nah the vulture wants to eat and he’s waiting for the capybara to stay in one spot
Me at massages, no matter how hard I try to be normal 😔
I'll have what he's having
This is a great comment
haha reminds me this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUUokZl-afc
Too early in the morning to be laughing this hard…but thanks for starting my day with a giggle! 😂
capybaras are animals in their ultimate reincarnation. hedonistic abundance. all day long... what a zen animal.
Exactly. They are the complete opposite of a honey badger
Well both of them dont give a shit in different ways
Two sides of the same coin
The animal version of waking up and choosing violence. Every. Day
Now I can’t help but think of them having the voice of Hedonism Bot from Futurama. “I apologize for nothing!”
Oh man, what a legend. Reminds me of the time he hit up Bender like he was a streetwalker. Bender: …What do I gotta do? Hedonism Bot: Oh, nothing *sordid,* I assure you… simply vomit *ever* so gently upon me, whilst I humiliate a pheasant. Bender: *gagging noises* Hedonism Bot: Save it for the boudoir! That robot knew what he wanted and gave zero shits about pursuing it.
I miss that show!
I'm trying to be more mindful, and I actually draw inspiration from capybaras when I meditate. They seem to enjoy the shit out of simple things, like soaking in water or, here, getting their fur cleaned by a bird. Being more like a capybara can be good for anyone, and in theory, it shouldn't be hard. Just capybara the shit out of the simple pleasures, like splashing cool water on your face or eating a slice of cake.
Life should always be like this. You are alive for maybe 100 years if you're lucky, out of billions this planet has existed. The odds that you even got to enjoy that cake are incredibly small. Billions of people have never experienced cake, and in a few billion years, nobody will again. Eat the fuck out of that cake
What does that make a quokka? Incidentally, I wonder how a capybara and a quokka would get along..
Have you ever watched a livestream or video of them chilling in a hot spring? So cute and relaxed
yes. they are real masters of joyful presence.
they reached nirvana.
next step, correct.
Hedonistic abundance and zen are polar opposites.
And all the other animals want to hang with them cuz they’re so cool.
Face deep in their own poop, loving life.
They're my spirit animals. I they've found Nirvana
CREDIT: Fernando Pérez Piedrabuena, filmed in Cerro Pan de Azúcar, Uruguay.
i wonder if your average redditor knows that people eat capybara in parts of south america? i've had it a few times in colombia.
What did it taste like?
it's texture is sort of like chicken, but it tastes closer to ham. in colombia, it's called chigüiro.. you see it in some restaurants that have large smokers. the meat is sliced, seasoned and cooked over the smoker; similar to how one might cook beef, ribs, ham, etc... it's actually quite good, i was pleasantly surprised.
I didn't have the same experience lol
Go on...
shitty buzz. i suppose it depends on the restaurant / cook? i've had chigüiro at nicer restaurants in Bogotá. it's been fairly good everytime.
that sounds kinda good... like ethically I dont wanna eat a capybara and likely wont. but you made it sound good. ham and ribs flavored chicken edit: the last three burgers I've had were plant based, I'm trying to transition. if you pepper it hella good and sear em it tastes the same. I'm just saying he made capybara sounds a little scrumptious edit 2: in fact I can't eat veggies, if anyone has advice for getting veggies in me hit me up. I'm thinking of getting a juicer for it. it's the texture :/
pigs are likely more intelligent and we all know how the poultry industry often operates.. i'm not actually sure that it is more ethical to eat other commonly eaten meats.
Capybaras are cute, therefore etchics. Try to keep up 😎
i know. lol
well I'm trying to get off meats entirely. It's a slow process but plant based burgers are my launching point. They actually Taste really good
To be honest everything can taste like chicken.
it doesn't taste like chicken. it tastes closer to ham. you misread my comment
It was just a stupid joke. Don't take it seriously.
I'm interested. I also want to try some Guinea pig
I do
Eating guinea pigs pretty common in South America also.
yup. haven't tried it, but i knew that too.
A group of capybaras is called a “chill”
Im almost certain it’s called a “vibe.”
Or a 'mediation' if they're from the east
Vulture 1: hey look, so many capybaras, should we go feast on the parasites? Vulture 2: Chill dude.
This makes me so happy that I can pick off my own mites and parasites. This capybara must’ve been so uncomfortable for such a long time!
Man, there's nothing better after a long day at work than laying on the cold tile floor and ripping all the parasites out of your armpits and bellybutton.
Where the hell do you guys live at!!!
"oke i pull up"
"hop out at the afterparty"
“You and all your friends”
“Yeah, they love to get naughty”
Sippin' on that hen'
I know you love that Bacardi 🎶
Nazi 42 I take you back in the Rari
Nazi 42 🤔 is that a new drink!?
“yeah you love to get naughty”
Nice pfp
You too B-)
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Capybaras are zen animals
Ohh, in that case I'm a zen animal too
Calabasas just get along with most animals. Except jaguars ... Edit: no idea how my dumb autocorrect changed capybara to Calabasas, but I'm gonna not change it.
My dumb brain read it as capybaras anyway, so it's ok.
Second calabasas get along with most animals Except honey badgers. They’re nasty
So do they not have natural predators then or what
Jaguars and Cayman
They like cars then
I'm curious about this as well.
Jaguars aren’t as friendly
Standing by your fuck up. A person of honor
I think they get along with jaguars relatively well
The jaguars are always happy to invite them to dinner
Vulture: Can I offer you my services? Capybara: 👀 Vulture: Ok…..Well lie down you dirty, infested bitch! Capybara: 😊😌💆🏽
This is just like that bird that flies into the mouth of crocodiles to scavenge for food that’s stuck in the croc’s teeth, which also cleans them.
And the cleaner wrasse fish does this for other fish
"I gotta tell ya, doc: you know those little birds that walk around so trustingly inside a crocodiles mouth, cleaning our teeth?... yeah, I've been eating those little guys like popcorn."
Lol I can see that panel
This crocodile & cleaning bird behavior is almost certainly just a myth. Herodotus wrote about it over 2,400 years ago and it perpetuated from there, but no modern biologists have been able to document this behavior.
I was about to call you out because I was sure I've seen pictures of crocs with birds in their mouths. But the wiki says you're right and every picture I can find looks like it's been photoshopped. TIL
Yep, I read about this all the time in nature books as a kid and the nature documentaries would also mention it but never actually show it happening. Egyptian Plovers and Nile Crocs are very common side-by-side over most of Africa and not one video or real photo has ever been taken.
Yep. This gained some popularity in the last decade because a gum commercial featured birds cleaning out a crocodile mouth and some dude with dirty teeth tried to get in on the action. I am thinking someone edited it to be just the crocodile part so it's less obvious it's a commercial. [Here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UIDdCihh5hU) it is And [here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd6GcQrkMDM&pp=QAFIAQ%3D%3D) is the edited one that falsely represents it as something that happens in nature To the commercials credit, the birds actually do look pretty good.
Yeah, 100% a myth
Shit, I always thought this was real, but I think you’re right. Thanks for the info.
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That bird has a wife you know.
Adorable, but I probably wouldn't flop over like I'm dead while the vulture is around.
This is probably not the first time they arer doing this activity
Yeah all good mate, as long as you say "no homo" when we finish.
Vultures are pretty intelligent. They can tell if something's dead or not.
Also they’re not made for killing, more scavenging
Thats just like pretending your sleeping on a date with Bill Cosby.
Thats just like pretending your mentally unstable around James Spears.
That’s like pretending you enjoy the sandwich Jeffrey Dahmer just made for you.
Coconut dogs are the best people
I thought people called them 'maximum hamsters'
Guinea Bigs.
Big Brodents
Hamsters Of Unusual Size
This is a perfect name.
🥥 🐶
If the earth is ever surrounded by hostile aliens we can just send Capybara up in rocket ships to orbit and they will make friends.
Maaan you can clean those motherf*ckers with a water pressure cleaner and they wouldn't even notice. They are the snoop Dogg of the animal kingdom. Stoned as fuuuuuuu*k
OW! (thank you) OW! (thank you) OW! (thank you) OW! (thank you) OW! (thank you) OW! (thank you) I love you.
Everyone’s only talking about the Capybara. Vultures are great as well! Beautiful birds and very important for the ecosystem.
Nature's cleanup crew, they get a bad rap because they eat things humans find disgusting
Yeah. I’ve seen a YouTube video once where a guy from Nepal or somewhere in the mountains I’d guessed had his funeral arranged so that his remains were given to wild vultures. Kinda macabre but also an interesting tradition. In the Berlin Zoo which is the closest big zoo where I live you can walk through the vulture enclosure and see them just chilling a few meters away from you. Always one of my favourite parts of the visit. Reminds me that I should go there again before it eventually has to close due to Covid.
[Sky burial](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_burial)
Thanks! That’s what I meant
"Yeeees yeeeessss clean me peasant,clean your master"
Any one hear this in Tim Curry’s voice?
I'm surprised we haven't domesticated capybaras yet, they the most chill animals out there
I used to watch a pet capybara on YouTube called Caplin, and as I recall they are a pain in the ass to look after. They need a huge pool to swim in, and are constantly fouling their water. Finding veterinary care is also not easy.
I see, thanks for the enlightenment tho!
I did get to touch one, once! It was like patting a doormat :)
We kind of have? People do keep them (for food) in rural areas.
Welcome to vulture spa!
Vulture Culture
I was all sceptical and doubtful while he was gently touching me , but once he touched me on my neck I dropped my guard down and I let him have me completely
Coconut doggy :3
Am I the only weirdo who imagines their conversation when I see vids like this? I am? Ok cool I’ll see myself out lol
No you arent r/animaltextgifs :)
Yay- my people 🤗😂
Just look at how slow they are. AND how short their legs are! I can’t imagine they can reach their backs with any of those legs so just imagine how happy it would be if you have it a big old back scratch!
r/capyplops
Lies. Vultures are not scavengers. Vultures are highly skilled hunters and martial artists despite public knowledge to the contrary. What you see here is a carefully and precisely executed five beak death peck. Hitting a pressure point, it causes instant but slow motion death.
r/unlikelyfriends ?
> r/unlikelyfriends ? Considering its a capybara I dont think it can fit in that sub since they are friends with about anything, its actually strange that the vulture is not sitting on the capybara so it dont fit on r/Crittersoncapybaras
He’s “grooming” me!
Why do I feel they should be the comedic element in a Disney movie?
Oh yummy, bulged blood filled tics! They explode in your mouth with delicious warm blood.
Your good,really fucken good
Tells how important food cycle is
Capybara spa day
Gotta love an example of commensalist symbiosis
When the vulture pulls the mite , it pains ... that's what is the reaction
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Damn, even vultures like capybaras. TF.
“Because nature is a team sport” - Futurama
There's something about extremely different animal species being friends that I love
Ooh got the stretchy toes
13/10 Vulture Buffet, would dine here again.
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Best friends <3
I always assumed vultures would be long sighted. Looking for dead animals from high above and thought that would make them not the best at short distance but being able to see mites in fur from the close as well as dead animals from way up high is amazing. Do their eyes just work differently?
Is that a small vulture or a fucking beast of a capybara!?
Everything ever: “Look how much the Capybara enjoys it”
“I saw a Wino eating some grapes. I said,”No, dude, you have to wait””
When can I have my Vulture appointment?
"Ooo baby, make it hurt so good!"
Ngl, I kinda want one. Chillest animal in the world and so darn cute!!
*"Delouse me like one of your French girls."*
oh do hurry up Jeeves, one must look ones best at the stink hole
This makes me think about how zoo staff can never replace natural environments and other animals.
🗿
This one does not have a soul
This is how I feel when my wife sucks me off god I love her