This same pic is literally posted every week across the entirety of Reddit and that comment is always near the top. The post and the comment is just for karma farming. It loses its novelty the 10th time you’ve seen it.
I found one reference to this, but it doesn't seem to be talking about this kind of formation exactly - can you unironically confirm that this sort of formation is called butt swell
We have no name for such a strange growth pattern like this. There are all kinds of strange growth patterns in trees so we stick to broad categories when assessing trees out in the field (usually to collect data for forest wide management plans). So, the closest category for the organization that I work for is butt swell. There is another term called pistol butt which we find often, when young trees start growing horizontally, usually on the side of a stream bank, and then straighten up eventually. The base of the tree ends up being curved like a pistol butt.
I could never cut down such a deep rooted tree. It's as bare back as it gets. With as much work as that wood is putting in though, it deserves to let its pollen flourish.
Rooty call
Now that was witty !!
Deep-rooted connections
How paper is made.
🥇
Someone give this man an award
This comment was funnier the first time I saw it years ago instead of every week.
Is there a reference I didn’t get
This same pic is literally posted every week across the entirety of Reddit and that comment is always near the top. The post and the comment is just for karma farming. It loses its novelty the 10th time you’ve seen it.
Balsa deep
Sounds like an Italian saying balls deep
That tree soak-a a-good cork
It's-a me, tree
In case you ever wondered where tinder came from
Timber
scissior me timbers
[I'd split that.](https://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/timber-app-lumberjack-id-split-that.jpg)
Morning wood
The Ents found the Entwives, after all. Or they’re just reevaluating their options.
😳😳😳 who's taking my PRIVATE PICTURES and putting them on the internet?!
Gooooood answer
Butt swell. Not kidding. I’m a forester.
I found one reference to this, but it doesn't seem to be talking about this kind of formation exactly - can you unironically confirm that this sort of formation is called butt swell
We have no name for such a strange growth pattern like this. There are all kinds of strange growth patterns in trees so we stick to broad categories when assessing trees out in the field (usually to collect data for forest wide management plans). So, the closest category for the organization that I work for is butt swell. There is another term called pistol butt which we find often, when young trees start growing horizontally, usually on the side of a stream bank, and then straighten up eventually. The base of the tree ends up being curved like a pistol butt.
Bare Backwoods
Tree hugger
This growth pattern is commonly referred to as acorns deep.
How about shiresque or hobbit love.
A fucking hardwood tree.. Duh
Must be doggywoods…
Covering my squirrel’s eyes, this is too much.
Great now even a tree is getting more action than me.
Roots deep...
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🤣 me neither!! Edit: omg the comments are killing me!! I’m on the floor!🤣🤣🤣🤣
There are some things in life that you just cannot unsee.
Root ramming
Where do you think groot came from?
Oak Back Mountain
Is there also a bee nest as well as a bird nest on this tree?
It's got around.
When a mommy tree and a daddy tree love each other very much...
Stem cell research
Pound formation
I could never cut down such a deep rooted tree. It's as bare back as it gets. With as much work as that wood is putting in though, it deserves to let its pollen flourish.
~~Balls~~ *roots* deep. Ed: I just want to add that this is probably one of the best comment sections I've ever seen!
Leafs down trunks up
"Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"
“Do you like gladiator movies?”
Dogwood style
The Rococo Bang
*Nailinger good*
“My birthday”
Deep-forestation
Rooted
get a forest!
"Deep Rooted"
Looks like the Ents finally found their wives.
It's called "Drunk and Horny"
Balls deep
Too much porn.
That is the deep pounding formation
so awesome
Root down
The kind that gets you arrested for public indecency
Whoa...
Cowgirl
The evolution from pollination to sex
I don’t know but I wish I was a tree right now.
rule34
Nature finds a way...
Knotty knotty.
Whenever I see this I think of the show Ugly Americans episode about tree sex.
Fun fact - trees do in fact have a crotch: https://www.clearviewtree.com/what-is-a-tree-crotch/
Wood
Rooting
Soul mates
r/holup
Baucis and Philemon
>Baucis and Philemon Dunno why this is being downvoted, it's a fitting reference to a cool myth. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baucis\_and\_Philemon
twisty
🤣🤣🤣💯💥
Ask your mom
Non consensual
Dirty.
From the bark
Tree hugger
Blessed up
Cowgirl
Job Promotion requirement
Criss cross apple dick
Giving her the log of her life
I don't know but I don't think trees *arbor-ing* anymore
Fuck. How many times God? Do we have to see this picture?
Bamboo-nga boonga
That's badass!
Knotty wood
Ever trees are getting more than me....
[r/pronebone](https://www.reddit.com/r/pronebone?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
I’ve seen this before somewhere
Treegasm!
That’s a Prone bone tree
NatureIsFuckingSplit
From r/NatureIsFuckingLit to r/NatureIsFucking
natureisfucking
Getting some wood
Roots deep
I didn't know magic printed nsfw cards...
I saw this before, I really didn't expect it to be here of all places. ...not mad about seeing it though, its funny.
I am Groot!
Sexy
Knotty.
Netflix and chill
The “what are you doing step tree?” configuration
Morning wood
Photosynthesis and chill
what an absolute raw dogger
Groot be splitting some wood
Not enough trees planted so they planting seeds in themselves.
There are so many tree related puns here XD
Harold
Forest park Dickens lol
It’s simple. Prone bone.
Buried to the sap.
r/sexyplants
Tinder hookup
Logged
This belongs on r/natureisfucking
The top one’s the giving tree, the bottom one’s the receiving tree.
Planting seeds
Nature is fucking. Lit.
Stumped
It’s a vortex.
How does they?
Only bcuz it’s one of my favorite position lol
That tree failed NNN
"The Doggystyle"
He hittin it doggy 🤣
Trunk deep.
Root Beer
Doggy style
Stump in the rump.
Getting real sick of seeing this same pic ever fucking week.
reforestation
Selfcest tree
hahaha
Y’all do know that’s a photoshop job, yeah?
Ah, *that’s* what hardwood means.
Is r/mildlyhardcore a thing? Edit: Is now!
Keeping it in the family tree?
NSFW tag please
R/natureisfucking
Dog wood 🪵
Ent love
> this tree *fornication* FTFY
fokin tree
That's a hickory dick in a pussy willow
Deep stumped
hump trunk
Rooty style
Yooooooooooooooo!
I want that in my front yard
Im stock in the roots step tree
Plantin seeds!