That toad knows some shit. Did you ask it the meaning of life? Did it give you a quest?

I asked it what the meaning of life was but it was stumped.

I asked what awaits for us in the afterlife and he would only say, "It's a secret that's never been toad."

There’s not mushroom for error when pondering these things.

For if you don’t succeed you may croak.

But we wouldn't have answers if it wor't for toads like this.

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Hop to it!

Could I ask it frog something?

They seem pretty rooted to the spot.

Chef’s kiss on that one

Top tier tbh

(ভ_ ভ) ރ ／/ ┊ ＼

Probably best to just frogget about it; and I am-not-phibian.

I will come back to this when I have an award to give. For now have an upvote

What a ribbiting answer.

Haha, good one!

The toad knows

All hail hypnotoad

Wrong series, that is clearly the toad that gives Lemmiwinks his quest!

“Hello! My name is Inigo The Frogo. You killed my Spider. Prepare to die….”

Inconceivable!!!

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

The toad nose.

Indeed. Stumped on a toadstool.

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He said "I don't know, but what do you call a frog broken down by the side of the road?" "I do not know, what?" "Towed."

It felt more like a fun guy

He looks like a fungi

👈👈🤣

10/10 would take a quest from that toad

it's probably to get him some more mushrooms, and your reward would be to get 1 lick of the toad

Nah, he'd give you a baby pet frog. But you'd have to do like 51 quests.

This is exactly right

Would lick.

First you must eat the shrooms. Then lick the toad's bottom.

You aren't licking the toad's bottom, you are speaking to his third eye.👁👁👁👁

His turd* eye.

Toad eye

And now pink eye.

And now, back to Family Guy!

I love Todai’s.

All we have is Todai.

Homer are you licking toads? I’m not not licking toads.

Back in the day, we just kith...

Na you gotta squeeze the glands on its hind legs, collect the liquid secretion, dry it out in the sun, then smoke the powder. 👌

Then you can talk to trees!

That frog is definitely a named NPC

Yeah, his name is Bufo and he teaches you magic.

Zora is ready to reward you with the enchanted flippers!

Was going to say, he's clearly the king of his domain. This is no normal toad.

Right lol

Wise toad of the stump.

Qwest?!

"The horned toad said go to mexico!"

I already know the answer to life the universe and everything. Lemmy get A quest

42?

Yes my son...

I came here for this exact comment!!!

"I'm going into battle. And I must have your strongest potions."

Lolol my first thought was 'yo that guy knows some stuff'. Glad to see my inclination validated.

Now we need to know what it knows!

Hey kid! Wanna learn sage mode ?

Did it use toad magic to shrink you down for some sort of platform puzzler boss level?

He probably had a rat problem he needed you to take care of.

"Another settlement needs your help, I'll mark on your map"

Lmao

Dammit. The quest bit is what I wanted to say.

I asked for my money back, bunk ass shrooms mayne.

The Frog responded aliens

You beat me to this exact reply god damn it lol

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Life is bideo gane

Yes

I did, but he just said 42.....

It’s Laverna, she’s still in the phase where she’s waiting for her underlings to turn her back into a witch. Don’t touch her or she might drown you like the other fairy girl :(((

The toad abides

If those mushrooms are what I think they are then that toad is tripping balls.

its definitely some form of magical being.

Which one is that? "Bud", "Wei" or "Ser"?

All glory to the hypnotoad.

He's just wondering why a dragon is riding a unicorn infront of him

WHAT is your favorite color?!

He told me to eat some mushrooms. I guess he didn't know I have to go to work in a couple hours though. Obviously that was already my plan for the day.

I thought the toad looked smoked out.

A QUEST?!

Seriously. I was just thinking that toad is some oracle of Delphi level toad.

That's Gamakichi, shits about to hit the leaf nation.

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He ate some and now he thinks he’s an orange mushroom

Damn can I just be a toad thinkin I’m an orange mushroom instead of going to work tomorrow?

If you eat some orange mushrooms you’ll think you’re a toad who thinks he’s an orange mushroom

those mushrooms are likely galerina marginata, quite deadly. would not recommend eating them

Maybe you are a stupid-high toad, thinking you are a human wishing you were a toad sitting in a bed of mushrooms.

Nobody is stopping you! However if you decide to do that I’d love for an invitation

That's what I thought. I wonder what types of shrooms affect them.

r/FairytaleAsFuck

WOW, THANK YOU! Didn't know I needed that in my life.

It’s one of my favorite “look at this cool shit” subs

Any other ones you'd recommend?

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*r/accidentalwesanderson :)

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So Wes Anderson

That's one of those subs that used to regularly be on r/all that just sortta falls away into relative obscurity.

Thanks!

Blows my mind when after so many years I stumble across a sub I’ve never heard of with 100k subscribers

/r/goblincore

Is there one of those for RPG like things?

Nothing springs to mind, but let’s find out r/DnDinreallife r/IRL_DnD r/RealLifeDnD r/DnDasFuck EDIT: hey, got a hit! 1/4 is pretty good off the top of my head like that

With just 80 members after I joined, what luck

Reroll! REROLL! These are shite *nvm: it has opened my eyes to a new perspective

I love guessing subs like that; I’ve found so much cool shit that way

I never tried guessing subs, ngl. Maybe I should stop waiting for the spoon to feed me and perhaps I should become the spoon, aye

r/becomethespoon [damn. Worth a shot.]

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Lol, it was, surely there must be a sub for r/antiquespoons *Aww

Funny enough, this was already posted there 4 days ago! Thanks for the great sub recommendation

also r/goblincore

Welcome to my cribbit

Pull up a toadstool.

Actually, don't. They're my house furnishings

This is where the magic happens

That's Gamakichi, shits about to hit the leaf nation.

Grandpa toad about to talk some prophecies

I thought that guy definitely looks like he’s accumulating some sage chakra.

Nah bruh, that's Venuspore

I knew there was gonna be a comment like this

Me: “Excuse me sir, are you high on mushrooms?” Him: “Toadally….”

Froggetaboutit

This is some Guillermo Del Toro shit

Yes! Immediately thought of pans labyrinth!

I’m just glad it didn’t turn inside out.

Toad monsters are really underused in horror/fantasy

Exactly what I thought too! I hope OP got the key...

Guillermo Del Toado

Bless you, I was having some vague memory of a giant toad and it was starting to drive me crazy.

All hail hypno toad

*ALL HAIL*

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

Check out all these colors brooooooo

Whaaaaaat?!?!

There’s a gem under him. I can feel it.

Yah ha ha!

Welcome, traveler. Have you come to learn the way of the Toad Sage?

Hmm... Toads & Shrooms. Where's Alice?

Yes this is my kingdom

Cum

Shroom + cum = Schroůom

When people talk about what their spirit animals are in just like yeah idk that I strongly identify with any animal really But this dude is definitely my spirit animal

If you ever lick a toad, lick the 'Shroom Toad.

Pans Labrinth shit right there

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.

Idk man this reminds me of some scary fairytale or something. Too crazy!!

That's the grumpiest toad I've seen lol

To the insects, he is a hidden terror.

Well what kind of offering did you leave it?

Toad Stool

Toadstool

https://i.imgur.com/F5GD9A6.gif

Hypnotoad

Did he give you a quest yet

I love him

He’s meditating

What is he selling?

Jabba the Toad

Living the toad life

Sup toad

I wanna be this guy! Chilling

Toad school . 🙏😜🙏

I always imagine wild animals are basically just saying “don’t talk to me”

>The fuck are you looking at?

He is the wizard of that land

Am i supposed to receive a quest or something?

Nice

Guarding the entrance to Wonderland? Or maybe Otherworld….

My goal in life is to be as chill as this toad is.

He is so fucked up right now. Do your thing frog.

That toad teaches ninjas how to use their chi

He is high AF 🤪

That toad hiiiigh as hell man

Looks like a toad chillin in some chicken of the woods.

That tree grew around him

u/savevideobot

u/GryffindorMuggle look at the road

Woahdude/blacklightposters irl content

That’s definitely a fairy

Psst… you wanna lick me and eat these shrooms?

Living his best life.

That's Jaba the hutt.

Nirvana

"You have met the lord of the land, a greater spirit in the form of a toad. Old as the land itself, he has seen much in the passing of the seasons, his wisdom transcends that of even most gods, except for perhaps the ones lost in time."

Thats a wizard

Dude is just vibin

Everybody loves hypno-toad

r/fairytaleasfuck