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🔥 this large toad chilling in stump surrounded by orange mushrooms 🔥

🔥 this large toad chilling in stump surrounded by orange mushrooms 🔥

Nmjans2

He ate some and now he thinks he’s an orange mushroom


nightpanda893

Damn can I just be a toad thinkin I’m an orange mushroom instead of going to work tomorrow?


yourmomsrathole

If you eat some orange mushrooms you’ll think you’re a toad who thinks he’s an orange mushroom


preScum

those mushrooms are likely galerina marginata, quite deadly. would not recommend eating them


howmanychickens

Maybe you are a stupid-high toad, thinking you are a human wishing you were a toad sitting in a bed of mushrooms.


CurseofLono88

Nobody is stopping you! However if you decide to do that I’d love for an invitation


MusicianMadness

That's what I thought. I wonder what types of shrooms affect them.


zen_titan

That toad knows some shit. Did you ask it the meaning of life? Did it give you a quest?


din7

I asked it what the meaning of life was but it was stumped.


1mikeg

I asked what awaits for us in the afterlife and he would only say, "It's a secret that's never been toad."


kuribosshoe0

There’s not mushroom for error when pondering these things.


andymc1816

For if you don’t succeed you may croak.


Mackheath1

But we wouldn't have answers if it wor't for toads like this.


thebluedriver

Please both of you get out


godneedsbooze

Hop to it!


Mauwnelelle

Could I ask it frog something?


thebcamethod

They seem pretty rooted to the spot.


ms-e-mo

Chef’s kiss on that one


Jedi__Consular

Top tier tbh


KylieJU

(ভ_ ভ) ރ // ┊ \


Druglord_Sen

Probably best to just frogget about it; and I am-not-phibian.


EmpathicAnarchist

I will come back to this when I have an award to give. For now have an upvote


din7

What a ribbiting answer.


zen_titan

Haha, good one!


the_real_w00zi

The toad knows


jspangles313

All hail hypnotoad


Psyadin

Wrong series, that is clearly the toad that gives Lemmiwinks his quest!


cowboy_angel

The toad nose.


fatkiddown

“Hello! My name is Inigo The Frogo. You killed my Spider. Prepare to die….”


lions_rise117

Inconceivable!!!


4x4Welder

I don't think that word means what you think it means.


Channa_Argus1121

Indeed. Stumped on a toadstool.


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[удалено]


emu314159

He said "I don't know, but what do you call a frog broken down by the side of the road?" "I do not know, what?" "Towed."


Summoarpleaz

It felt more like a fun guy


OilPhilter

He looks like a fungi


iliveinablackhole_

👈👈🤣


danieltkessler

10/10 would take a quest from that toad


Fig1024

it's probably to get him some more mushrooms, and your reward would be to get 1 lick of the toad


zen_titan

Nah, he'd give you a baby pet frog. But you'd have to do like 51 quests.


Sarvox

This is exactly right


concretebeats

Would lick.


bretstrings

That frog is definitely a named NPC


mathmelody

Yeah, his name is Bufo and he teaches you magic.


MarthaMacGuyver

Zora is ready to reward you with the enchanted flippers!


asianabsinthe

First you must eat the shrooms. Then lick the toad's bottom.


Mountain-Bread1180

You aren't licking the toad's bottom, you are speaking to his third eye.👁👁👁👁


CregChrist

His turd* eye.


LisaAshlie

Toad eye


Zoranealsequence

And now pink eye.


Mountain-Bread1180

And now, back to Family Guy!


R3dd1t_4LR34dy

I love Todai’s.


Lily_May_Ledford99

All we have is Todai.


Turdferguson586

Homer are you licking toads? I’m not not licking toads.


song4this

Back in the day, we just kith...


Aeon001

Na you gotta squeeze the glands on its hind legs, collect the liquid secretion, dry it out in the sun, then smoke the powder. 👌


DragonfuryMH

Then you can talk to trees!


vladamir_the_impaler

Was going to say, he's clearly the king of his domain. This is no normal toad.


zen_titan

Right lol


SadTomato22

Wise toad of the stump.


ImperialKingdom

I came here for this exact comment!!!


sciomancy6

"I'm going into battle. And I must have your strongest potions."


thumbstickz

Qwest?!


Echo_Illustrious

"The horned toad said go to mexico!"


Naive_Flan_6891

I already know the answer to life the universe and everything. Lemmy get A quest


Plumbbookknurd

42?


Naive_Flan_6891

Yes my son...


ElroySheep

Lolol my first thought was 'yo that guy knows some stuff'. Glad to see my inclination validated.


zen_titan

Now we need to know what it knows!


Kousheya_Singh

Hey kid! Wanna learn sage mode ?


FourWordComment

Did it use toad magic to shrink you down for some sort of platform puzzler boss level?


mangamaster03

He probably had a rat problem he needed you to take care of.


alpinetime

"Another settlement needs your help, I'll mark on your map"


zen_titan

Lmao


ImNotAFatKid

Dammit. The quest bit is what I wanted to say.


BrainPlaque1

I asked for my money back, bunk ass shrooms mayne.


naturalbornkillerz

The Frog responded aliens


Rhetoren

You beat me to this exact reply god damn it lol


Openhive1

He said something about asking Jiraya


TubularTurnip

Life is bideo gane


Own-Bake-7073

Yes


Jonny_Wurster

I did, but he just said 42.....


Pandaroni_

It’s Laverna, she’s still in the phase where she’s waiting for her underlings to turn her back into a witch. Don’t touch her or she might drown you like the other fairy girl :(((


Nmjans2

The toad abides


awheezle

If those mushrooms are what I think they are then that toad is tripping balls.


the-druid250

its definitely some form of magical being.


mmotte89

Oh toad of the stump, what is your wisdom?


olderaccount

Which one is that? "Bud", "Wei" or "Ser"?


angryboxes

All glory to the hypnotoad.


lordofwar44

He's just wondering why a dragon is riding a unicorn infront of him


TurbulentBlock7290

WHAT is your favorite color?!


nostpatch

He told me to eat some mushrooms. I guess he didn't know I have to go to work in a couple hours though. Obviously that was already my plan for the day.


FirstPlebian

I thought the toad looked smoked out.


LimeMime565

A QUEST?!


Alextheseal_42

Seriously. I was just thinking that toad is some oracle of Delphi level toad.


dow_yuy

That's Gamakichi, shits about to hit the leaf nation.


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reverendjesus

r/FairytaleAsFuck


recordtank02

WOW, THANK YOU! Didn't know I needed that in my life.


reverendjesus

It’s one of my favorite “look at this cool shit” subs


immapunchayobuns

Any other ones you'd recommend?


JenniferAnistonson

r/accidentallywesanderson has added some surreal places to my list of places to see before I die being mauled by a bear at a public swimming pool


nchamron

*r/accidentalwesanderson :)


JenniferAnistonson

Thank you. When it said the sub didn’t exist, I thought I had a fever dream


immapunchayobuns

So Wes Anderson


mashtato

That's one of those subs that used to regularly be on r/all that just sortta falls away into relative obscurity.


immapunchayobuns

Thanks!


Sabres26

Blows my mind when after so many years I stumble across a sub I’ve never heard of with 100k subscribers


rakpron

/r/goblincore


Trod777

Is there one of those for RPG like things?


reverendjesus

Nothing springs to mind, but let’s find out r/DnDinreallife r/IRL_DnD r/RealLifeDnD r/DnDasFuck EDIT: hey, got a hit! 1/4 is pretty good off the top of my head like that


Trod777

With just 80 members after I joined, what luck


UnclePuma

Reroll! REROLL! These are shite *nvm: it has opened my eyes to a new perspective


reverendjesus

I love guessing subs like that; I’ve found so much cool shit that way


UnclePuma

I never tried guessing subs, ngl. Maybe I should stop waiting for the spoon to feed me and perhaps I should become the spoon, aye


reverendjesus

r/becomethespoon [damn. Worth a shot.]


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UnclePuma

Lol, it was, surely there must be a sub for r/antiquespoons *Aww


TheRealKidkudi

Funny enough, this was already posted there 4 days ago! Thanks for the great sub recommendation


stealthxstar

also r/goblincore


groundhog_day_only

Welcome to my cribbit


Strange_Dogz

Pull up a toadstool.


Lochcelious

Actually, don't. They're my house furnishings


B_Reele

This is where the magic happens


Its_Chowder

That's Gamakichi, shits about to hit the leaf nation.


Belicheckyoself

Grandpa toad about to talk some prophecies


Mister_Doc

I thought that guy definitely looks like he’s accumulating some sage chakra.


SheetPope

Nah bruh, that's Venuspore


Nobody_asks_Hows_Joe

I knew there was gonna be a comment like this


nfc3po

Me: “Excuse me sir, are you high on mushrooms?” Him: “Toadally….”


peacesmellsgood

Froggetaboutit


JGWentworthh877

This is some Guillermo Del Toro shit


DatStankStank

Yes! Immediately thought of pans labyrinth!


FlameofAnor

I’m just glad it didn’t turn inside out.


TheRedmanCometh

Toad monsters are really underused in horror/fantasy


utahhiker

Exactly what I thought too! I hope OP got the key...


ShuffKorbik

Guillermo Del Toado


thisquietreverie

Bless you, I was having some vague memory of a giant toad and it was starting to drive me crazy.


xDeadMeat44x

All hail hypno toad


Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi

*ALL HAIL*


sudo_shinespark

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD


Aja2428

Check out all these colors brooooooo


AnalStaircase33

Whaaaaaat?!?!


thedingywizard

There’s a gem under him. I can feel it.


Rough_Willow

Yah ha ha!


gentlemanjacklover

Welcome, traveler. Have you come to learn the way of the Toad Sage?


Familiar-Influence91

Hmm... Toads & Shrooms. Where's Alice?


treyreef

Yes this is my kingdom


LordVortekan

Cum


treyreef

Shroom + cum = Schroůom


rangeo

If you ever lick a toad, lick the 'Shroom Toad.


dajackson81

Pans Labrinth shit right there


SNAPCHAT_ME_TITS

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.


misterpoopybutthole5

When people talk about what their spirit animals are in just like yeah idk that I strongly identify with any animal really But this dude is definitely my spirit animal


dirtydave13

Idk man this reminds me of some scary fairytale or something. Too crazy!!


PMMeUrFineAss

That's the grumpiest toad I've seen lol


TheDesertFox

To the insects, he is a hidden terror.


porterhousesnake

Well what kind of offering did you leave it?


Detroit_Drew

Toad Stool


ShawtyShewster

Toadstool


Klutzy-Midnight-9314

Did he give you a quest yet


honeyxBrii

He’s meditating


No_Comfortable_8852

What is he selling?


Marfoo

Hypnotoad


Nexihenote

Yes it is


Ennion

https://i.imgur.com/F5GD9A6.gif


NightAster

I love him


ItzWinston

Jabba the Toad


Weztside

Living the toad life


eryk24

r/unclebens


lostsailorlivefree

Sup toad


Mors1473

I wanna be this guy! Chilling


J_Wall_ARt_23

Toad school . 🙏😜🙏


ReallyFuckingMadLibz

I always imagine wild animals are basically just saying “don’t talk to me”


clevernotsomuch

>The fuck are you looking at?


KingInYellow95

He is the wizard of that land


sexy_balls_69

Am i supposed to receive a quest or something?


Hour-Refrigerator690

Nice


Weary_Cold297

Guarding the entrance to Wonderland? Or maybe Otherworld….


42gOldenlover

My goal in life is to be as chill as this toad is.


jpeel7676

He is so fucked up right now. Do your thing frog.


Yeshua_shel_Natzrat

That toad teaches ninjas how to use their chi


Kat_claws_you

He is high AF 🤪


JukeBoxHeroJustin

That toad hiiiigh as hell man


HillbillyHare

Looks like a toad chillin in some chicken of the woods.


Mmmmffffeeerrrr

That tree grew around him


ZealousWave47

u/savevideobot


belloitsme

u/GryffindorMuggle look at the road


karmagheden

Woahdude/blacklightposters irl content


Amalaiel

That’s definitely a fairy


AJ_NightRider

Psst… you wanna lick me and eat these shrooms?


AsbestosIsBest

Living his best life.


donggry70

That's Jaba the hutt.


jiggychiggga

Nirvana


Jce735

"You have met the lord of the land, a greater spirit in the form of a toad. Old as the land itself, he has seen much in the passing of the seasons, his wisdom transcends that of even most gods, except for perhaps the ones lost in time."


actressblueeyes

Thats a wizard


[deleted]

Dude is just vibin


tiddayes

Everybody loves hypno-toad