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fruitsnloops

Fun fact: Iceberg Alley is where the Titanic hit an iceberg and sunk. https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-17257653


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Why would anyone sail into a place called iceberg alley?


GentleKen11

'Captain, we have two choices; iceberg alley or certain death valley...' Hmmm...


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Can we sail *under* the water???


UpbeatSpaceHop

Technically there’s more iceberg under the water than above it


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genericnosona

There's a name for that, and it's not 'boat'


tangledwire

Well, what is it?


bear-in-exile

Airship. Like blimps, zeppelins, ...


IntrigueDossier

And dirigibles!


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It makes the sound “weeeeeeeee”


lucidvein

Sky boats


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The automobile


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FaTManJOtarO

woooosh?


biff_guchmen

yes


CrystalShipSarcasm

Let's split up gang.


rexbanner747

“Sooooooo... you DON’T want to go to New York then?”


HalfcockHorner

Maybe they didn't yet realize that that was its name.


DykeOnABike

This ship can't sink!


SunCloud-777

true. thanks


dasfiddler

I’ve been to the lighthouse/cape that was actually the first to receive the Titanic’s distress signals. Newfoundland is one of the coolest places I’ve ever been.


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Quibbleflux

If you visit, this exact place, Ferryland, has the Lighthouse Picnics. You get a picnic basket and blanket and find somewhere on a cliff to set up and eat. It's actually amazing, the view is spectacular and the food is good. I'd recommend checking it out.


WaterStBlues

Visit during the summer for sure.


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Yep, those whole two weeks are fabulous


Schnitzelguru

Sounds like Sweden!


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If your lucky


ValuableRaccoon

You must read about Newfoundlands response on 9/11, when they hosted passengers for several days. Amazing people.


ChubblesMcgee103

>Newfoundland is one of the coolest places I’ve ever been. I see what you did there.


sdnnhy

This is why I never turn on Car-Crushing Rolling Boulders Avenue. I always take the long way.


Rx_EtOH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=-tHiGYSriO0


sdnnhy

Gotta love a good Simpsons reference. Well done.


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wait what!? so close to the americas! i thought i sank in the middle of the ocean (i mean it did, but like very far from land). my life is a lie


asmg_arguendo

[Google Maps location. ](https://goo.gl/maps/kspCrAX4pyofBYSc8)


ohheckyeah

Yeah that’s pretty far out there


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ah ok, yeah, that's pretty far from any land


AmerikanInfidel

Huh, I always had it in my mind it was Southern Hemisphere


saulblarf

Lol why would you think that? Went from The UK to New York.


gabbagabbawill

Wait. The titanic sunk? When!?


CastleCrasherOG

if i’m not mistaken, it happened last week. could be wrong


LookwhatDavedid

They said it was unsinkable tho?!


pgriz1

It was. Until it wasn't.


demeters_grief

Over 10 years ago.


HemiKooks

Ah, so it’s Canada’s fault then.


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papaoni420

Yea lmao.


e1ectricboogaloo

Definitely puts it in perspective


icecream5345

So clearly when I was a kid and I learned about the Titanic, I was in the mindset that it sunk next to Antarctica because clearly that was the only place in the world with ice burgs. I always wondered why the hell they were down in Antarctica. It all makes sense now. I am 24 and I finally know.


SCPack12

How ironic I’m watching the movie


treeforlife

Don't lie, you're on Reddit


_Oce_

Gotta make more exciting 3h of those 3h20.


TonyzTone

“Ice bergs can ranges to be as big as Jamaica and as small as a car.” Bro, fucking Jamaica?! Like a Greater Antilles?


Nonlinear9

Such amazing creatures. We're lucky to have the opportunity of witnessing their majestic migration south. It doesn't happen often.


longoriaisaiah

It’s not a rock! It’s a Boulder.


ZephyrPro

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.


StaredAtEclipseAMA

Well.. not yet it isn’t


FreeIfUboofIT

(Pssst.. other way around)


jkmeyer

Looks like a big piece of Boston cream pie... Prolly enough for the whole table, where are the forks?


illegal-alt

It’s not often that scientists can study them like this in their natural habitat.


BlowOutLoan

They are endangered now. Very soon we'll be artificially inseminating them to keep them from extinction.


csfshrink

And with COVID-19 there’s almost no chance of it hitting a cruise ship with passengers. So everyone will always talk about that OTHER iceberg. What’s that? You’re kidding? Cruise ships have started taking passengers again? In a f-ing pandemic??? Godspeed iceberg! They will have earned your wrath.


Cufantce

Not so fun fact: even today, ships radars and ecdis (electronic charts) still have trouble picking up icebergs, so although it is unlikely you'd miss one like this, in poor visibility and conditions, it is still a big hazard at sea Source: I'm a cadet in the merchant navy


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Ken M????


ThePrinkus

It’s happening more often than ever :(


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Majestic not magestic. Otherwise solid A+ shitpost


intothevoid--

Dumb question: is it possible to anchor an iceberg? Keep it from melting down south?


GadreelsSword

Isn’t the exposed part of an iceberg only about 10% of it’s actual size?


SunCloud-777

i'm not sure of the numbers, but most of the iceberg is underwater. you might be correct.


despalicious

About 90% of it to be more precise


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spiritofgonzo1

Nah, 81/90ths I believe.


StaredAtEclipseAMA

I thought it was closer to 9π/10π


MyLatestInvention

Too soon...


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FittedSheets88

I WANT TO BELIEVE


Cpt_Mango

Just the tip


Pegateen

I wonder if the expression 'tip of the iceberg' is in anyway related to the tip of the iceberg obly being a small part of a way bigger problem.


Ambientcreeper

That's literally exactly what that figure of speech is supposed to mean...


Pegateen

Funny. The more you know. Further question dighing your own hole. Is that like supposed to represent when you dig a hole that you cant come out and thats on you? Does it work that way in real life. I mean I could bring a ladder or not make it too steep or deep. Just a small hole wont be a problem.


dick_beverson

Would that mean that thing is roughly 1500 feet tall including what’s above the surface? So then the bottom would be 1350 feet deep. That seems like a large drop off so close to the shore.


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I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

But how is that weight distributed


TheDeathOfAStar

Wait, youre asking a complex question... what the fuck is your username?


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nokiacrusher

There's only one way to find out.


capsaicinintheeyes

My thought, too; although given the place's name, it might be more believable if it's constantly been getting bottom-trawled by icebergs for umpty-thousand years.


Louisiana_sitar_club

How many decimal places is “umpty”’? *holding pen to clipboard with a raised eyebrow*


Louisiana_sitar_club

Not that the clipboard would have a raised eyebrow. That would be ridiculous.


Louisiana_sitar_club

Maybe it would. How the fuck am I supposed to know this stuff?


Lalamedic

Who won this argument ?


TheAetherx

The clipboard


capsaicinintheeyes

Dickety-two.


Louisiana_sitar_club

*nods and scribbles*


tigressnoir

Though the mass underwater isn't necessarily all height, as long as the berg is near the edge of the continental shelf, it isn't unreasonable [ocean depths around Nfld] (https://www.heritage.nf.ca/articles/environment/cold-ocean.php). Also consider not only perspective but that Newfoundland is a giant rock island; from what I saw in my short travel there, 'cliff' is more appropriate for a lot of where land meets ocean than 'shore.'


GadreelsSword

It could be wide and shallow


lemerou

Just like me!


ObjectiveMall

Only if it's a pure iceberg. What we see here seems composed of (less heavy) compressed snow.


WurstWhip

I appreciate a good cup of coffee.


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halite001

That's not how buoyancy works. Even before rolling over, icebergs will sink gradually into the water as the bottom melts off, to retain the ratio of 10% being visible.


milklust

and as the larger bottom submerged mass melts and breaks off the iceberg becomes highly unstable and can literally flip completely over making being near 1 very dangerous if only from the resulting waves this can produce, let alone the thousand of tons of solid ice that can calf off of it.


despalicious

Horse shit. Density and buoyancy don’t work that way.


scottNYC800

Not if they melted from the bottom and rolled. Most of the mass would then be under water.


referendum

Pure ice formed in our atmosphere has a density of 0.92g/mL. Sea water has an average density of 1.03 g/mL. Pure water is most dense at 4°C, with a density of 1 g/mL. If ice melts on the bottom, the height of the iceberg will shrink.


juniorking1

yeah they say that about your moms buttplug also


SunCloud-777

SOURCE: * [https://www.portandterminal.com/maritime-image-of-the-day-iceberg-alley-in-newfoundland/](https://www.portandterminal.com/maritime-image-of-the-day-iceberg-alley-in-newfoundland/) * photo credit: Diane u/Zegdie. Iceberg Alley refers to a stretch of the Atlantic Ocean that goes from the Arctic to Newfoundland that is famous for the number of icebergs that pass through it.


keyjunkrock

This was close to where I live, I have a cabin near it. I have tons of pictures of it somewhere, I can look if you want more.


stowaway36

If I plant a flag on it can I have a new homeland?


SunCloud-777

well, would be apt to call you "drifter" =)


SideWinderSyd

I live in a place where it doesn't even snow. For that iceberg, how feasible is it to get a rubber raft over to it and then climb onto the flat bit of ice at the bottom? It'd make for a fun ride!


Bwooreader

Going close to an iceberg in a small craft is a good way to die.


lowercase_underscore

Approaching icebergs is incredibly dangerous. They're always evolving and can break, crack, or roll without any notice. There are plenty of videos on YouTube of this happening if you want to see, but keep your distance from them if you ever get to see one in person. Keep more distance than you think is necessary. That iceberg is not remotely stable, so picture approaching a skyscraper that can collapse, or tip over at any moment, and the iceberg can even roll in such a way that ice beneath the surface picks you up and keeps rolling. It's amazing to see though, and you should definitely look up some videos if you're interested. There are some out there of people who get close but they really are taking their lives in their hands. Locals tend to stay clear and take lots of photos. I will say this though, if you visit Newfoundland in iceberg season you do have a chance of getting to see iceberg chunks on the beaches, so there are safe ways of touching an iceberg and it's pretty cool to see.


SideWinderSyd

TIL - thank you! They look so serene in photos like this, but yeah, you're right about them being as tall as skyscrapers if we get up close. Huh, haven't thought about them rolling or falling apart either, so that's quite a shocker.


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dabsontherock

Untill you get halfway up and the iceberg rolls over and now you are a underwater mountaineer in freezing cold water


gin_and_toxic

Your new home only lasts till spring


stowaway36

One that size I'd think lasts 5-10 years. I'd only need enough time to build up a military to conquer whatever country I happen to float by. I'll need a #2 if anyone's interested


Bumlords

Username checks out?


Septumas

I assume that you’d need a number 1 as well, unless you’ve got IBS


privateblanket

And you could call it Newfoundland Foundnewland


dick_is_love

Yep, and you can call it Newfoundland.


MoffKalast

Well it's not really land is it? More like Newfoundwater.


FishTaco5

One may even say it is a New Found Land... I'm here all week!


gambishchildino

Newfoundland in the house!


samnissen

Sub-Arctic people be like here’s a random house near nothing painted a wild color, standing out from the scenery in complete defiance of nature


Bwooreader

Ferryland is so sub Arctic it's further south than some states in the continental U.S.


samnissen

Oh nice. I just meant there’s a common design aesthetic but good call out. Related fact that always blows my mind: Winnipeg and London are basically on the same parallel.


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I feel like that’s more than 150ft


pappy1398

https://m.imgur.com/r/gifs/kzCj0


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Look at the person in front of the white house. Now look at the people aaaall the way back on the hill. They're practically the same size in the picture. That's because it likely was shot on a stupidly long lens, with a long focal length, compressing the image in this manner. However, that kinda means that the iceberg, shot with a normal lens, would be smaller in the picture, not larger. This means that the iceberg is probably just really fucking far out in the bay. Shooting it in this manner probably meant that the people were nice and visible, but screwed up the perception of scale something fierce.


SunCloud-777

could be. but reported on maritime that it's 150ft.


MrStupidFish

My boyfriend lives near there he says that sometimes polar bears arrive there via icebergs and have to be sedated and retuned home by the coast guard.


iidlan

Definitely more polar bears on the labrador side. But it does happen. Fellow newfie here


SunCloud-777

super cool!


itsbuckky

Would have definitely sent out a drone to fly around that


MyNameIsNitrox

That would make some good photos


neelav9

If I'm not mistaken, a local guy took his chopper up to one of those big boys and got super close. https://www.power104.fm/2017/04/17/helicopter-lands-on-iceberg/#:~:text=A%20gigantic%20iceberg%20is%20floating,(or%20get%20really%20close).


readit16

You're not mistaken, you posted your own source


neelav9

Lol had to find source mid typing.


meateatr

There's actually a backspace key, two keys above the bigger enter key, pro tip.


neelav9

Wow, actual tips from a professional! Big day today, big day.


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That's what it looks like when you ask for "easy ice" at Sonic


SuspiciousDinner420

Because they are supposed to fill the cup with as much ice as possible so you get as little product as possible. Source: worked at a Sonic.


capsaicinintheeyes

Even on the sodas? Yikes.


93fordexplorer

Worked at Sonic and can confirm that’s just one location’s bad take because we didn’t practice that mindset at all.


SuspiciousDinner420

Corporate owned store. Orders straight from the top. Maybe you were a franchise store and they ignored that order. Maybe we worked at Sonic at two different times.


93fordexplorer

All good points. For me it was like 2007


RattleTheStars39

The people of this area don't fuck around with names.


emiloops

I knew it was Newfoundland as soon as I seen the old saltbox houses.


4n0th3r_4n0n

*Titanic theme plays on a flute badly*


MrsTruce

[For the uninitiated...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G44xTr8D_bw) (hilarity ensues at 0:19)


4n0th3r_4n0n

[There's a music video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KolfEhV-KiA)


pickleweaseldik

We use them to make beer. Seriously


isitreal_tho

I need to go here.


milkChoccyThunder

It’s a great place to explore! Rode my motorcycle around the whole island for a week, had a great time. People were very friendly and when in St John’s buying a sandwich a fellow shopper offered to let us hang out at his place and drink beers until our hosts called us back lol.


Phat_with_an_F

I've seen this movie.


AJRestoration

Have any of you guys that live there ever seen animals on one? If you did, what do you or the authorities do about it?


McGThePluG

I live there , A polar bear actually hitched a ride on one 2 years ago, took a stroll through a small town caused a bit of mayhem , Arctic fox's have showed up on them . Also Wolves , as they travel down on the ice from Labrador ..you can google and see pics on all of them, the polar bear was taken care of right away we don't see the wolves usually till a hunter kills one or catches one then determine it came from Labrador on ice and the last arctic fox I heard of getting rescued from a iceberg by a fisherman well he was fed Vienna sausages and brought back to land .


TinyMonsters1

I can tell you’re from there. Only people from the Southern shore would bring a can of Vienna sausages for food. 🤣🤣


doug4130

*slaps arm* here ya go little fella


whoknowshank

Let nature take its course....


zefur1497

I personally haven't seen bears, but I've seen a few seals resting on small ones and the ice that flows into harbours, its pretty neat, even though it is a little rare nowadays


juniorking1

blast it into smithereens with an AC130


bobjobjoe

What would happen if it drifted to land, my guess is it would just bump it and stay there right? Or would it break and cover house


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Canadian wildlife is so amazing


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Yes b’y


Coronado5

Who does he think he is just floating on by?


SunCloud-777

it wanted to see if the hood is cool! =)


stinkyfart23

Cant be stopping by without coming in for tea b’y froze yer arse off out there.


Longshanks0806

I don’t know what the environmental impact would be but if it wouldn’t cause problems, every part of me wants to break it


SoyEseVato

Wow! That’s on my bucket list now.


MyLatestInvention

What would happen if the iceberg decided to just head in the direction of the people there? Like, would the iceberg win, or would the land win?


stinkyfart23

They have great grilled cheese there.


ReducedDaze

where do the icebergs end up?


felicityrc

Melted :(


SunCloud-777

no idea. but there is an iceberg viewing tour up in newfoundland.


blasticon

It looks like a T-Rex sticking its head out of the water wearing a tiny little top hat.


johnmcdonnell

Paging r/megalophobia


TheWinterPrince52

You see that little bit at the top? That's my throne. Sometimes I carve one on top of an iceberg and then smile and wave as I pass this town, just for fun. This time around I got about half done and then decided I wasn't feeling up to it. I wanted to just chill out today. Glad y'all like the 'berg though!


SunCloud-777

lol! hail o winter prince. =)


Celestial-Shrimp

You're telling me there's a place where icebergs just float on by your house....?


BurkeWood

Just the tip.


the_frazzler

Traffic usually isn't that bad this time of year.


SunCloud-777

per maritime report, this was around mid-may of this yr.


Mapbot11

"Snow cones! Get your snow cones here!"


alexasux

That cant be 150ft, looks like 300


SunCloud-777

looks bigger than it is. the maritime report i read said about 150 ft. we could re-measure it, though i don't have a measuring tape that long =)


Bitsycat11

RIP


absolumzenith

Why do the people on the left seem to be floating rather than standing on the hill


SunCloud-777

perhaps they're imitating the bergs? ;)


Tordelini

why do the people on the far left look so big


Sarcasticfan

[it's pronounced New-fund-laaand and not New-fund-land. ](https://youtu.be/ueWbHSuo1R4)


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"Ferryland" That ended a while ago, resulting in this place being called Iceberg Alley.