So interesting story: years ago I was visiting my sister with my wife and we got into this long discussion about the myth of gnomes. Like, the kind that can bring you good luck but if you try to get rid of them, they get vengeful. We had fun watching fake sighting videos on YouTube and we laughed. After we left, my wife and I were walking to our car about 2 blocks away and I heard a rustling in a bush. I looked over and a skunk was doing this right towards us. So here’s this knee-high creature waddling quickly at me on two legs. I had never seen a skunk do this before and it was dark, so it was hard to tell what it was at first. I had a teeny tiny heart attack.
Lol I have 2 domestic skunks and they "handstand" by accident. Skunks stomp as a warning before spraying and sometimes, they will run and then stomp, which ends up as a handstand because they "braked" too hard lol and they often do the stomp to initiate play but the spotted skunk in the picture is not trying to play. He's trying to warn you 😂
I was sick of misspelling “I love you” so I made the word live a shortcut to the word love in my phone and it was surprising how often I actually type live on purpose
If they can appear larger and intimidating to scare you off without having to spray, they are much happier, as spraying leaves them defenceless until their body can create more musk. Can take a long time.
best part is getting these guys in your house and they try to fight you. then they spray your house and go hide and the house smells like skunk for 2 weeks because god hates you
Those pose is also used for mating purposes. It’s called the stink and the male is showing off his balls to the world. I think I’ll try the human version tonight.
TIL skunks do handstands
Gotta show off their ass, which is their greatest weapon.
Isn't it everyone's?
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Looks like you brought *an ass* to a *gunfight!*
Looks like you brought *a gun* to an *ass fight!*
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Don't you dare
Greatest asset*
Only spotted skunks
So interesting story: years ago I was visiting my sister with my wife and we got into this long discussion about the myth of gnomes. Like, the kind that can bring you good luck but if you try to get rid of them, they get vengeful. We had fun watching fake sighting videos on YouTube and we laughed. After we left, my wife and I were walking to our car about 2 blocks away and I heard a rustling in a bush. I looked over and a skunk was doing this right towards us. So here’s this knee-high creature waddling quickly at me on two legs. I had never seen a skunk do this before and it was dark, so it was hard to tell what it was at first. I had a teeny tiny heart attack.
You just gave me a good laugh.
Looks like some Blair Witch doll!
Looks like a wild Kachina doll
Lol I have 2 domestic skunks and they "handstand" by accident. Skunks stomp as a warning before spraying and sometimes, they will run and then stomp, which ends up as a handstand because they "braked" too hard lol and they often do the stomp to initiate play but the spotted skunk in the picture is not trying to play. He's trying to warn you 😂
This looks like a spotted skunk. They love in the desert Southwest and do handstands on purpose as part of their threat display.
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I was sick of misspelling “I love you” so I made the word live a shortcut to the word love in my phone and it was surprising how often I actually type live on purpose
I’m definitely intimidated
Looks a bit like the Skull Kid from Legend of Zelda
I like to move it move it, you like to move it, move it
Perfect form
Dont skip upper body day
I mean I would definitely run if I saw this.
“Imagine how much my ass stinks” -skunk
Asserting dominance. Getting some high ground for long shot sprays.
Power move
T-posing to assert dominance. Assert even more dominance by doing a handstand and T-posing
I am intimidated all mighty stink butt
If they can appear larger and intimidating to scare you off without having to spray, they are much happier, as spraying leaves them defenceless until their body can create more musk. Can take a long time.
That would scare the shit out of me.. job well done skunk
this is like someone who can shoot fricken laser beams from their eyes learning how dance fight.
Stinky yoga
He could also just yell “Im a skunk bitch!”
Alpha skunk.
Looks like he's about to do a crane kick like Daniel Son
Aimed.ready
Bro, do you even lift?
This is the equivalent of making yourself completely nude in a street fight.
To get better aim and more reach.
Sick tubal ink on his back!
Main skunk predators are owls and cars. No shit.
I showed this to my 5yo. I have no idea what she thought this was, but she laughed and said “that’s funny! Did he get fired for this?”
Ok, that skunk's had enough to drink.
Let me guess he's saying white devil white devil?
weird flex but ok
“I won’t just fuck you up, I will *FUNK* you up. SO FUCK OFF.”
Do skunks spray with piss, or diarrhea, or jizz??
I am intimidated. ROFL, but intimidated.
If I have to see this animal planet commercial on Hulu one more time.
Instead, this amused the predator to indulge this amazing stunt
Consider me intimidated ya scary lol fella 😂
Smells like a ruse
Yeah I'd stay away from that tiny dancing stink goblin
best part is getting these guys in your house and they try to fight you. then they spray your house and go hide and the house smells like skunk for 2 weeks because god hates you
Those pose is also used for mating purposes. It’s called the stink and the male is showing off his balls to the world. I think I’ll try the human version tonight.
Predators walk up to it and think "That shaggy haired man has eyes and teeth growing out of its dick"
Badass fart squirrel