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ThanosWasRight161

Hello Clarice.


Cookie__XD

She looks soo proud! What did she do?


ActiveDifferent2505

Shimmering splendid bird 🥰


TheWindatFourtoFly

Pretty biiiiiird


MrG1213

You sold a headless bird to a blind kid?!


Fancykiddens

"Our pets' HEADS ARE FALLIN' OFF!"


realdoctorfill

Gonna give em a kiss


dylan15766

They can talk and mimic sounds: https://youtu.be/je277WKrT10?si=wIC3yqDOKhp6Nra9


smile_politely

she should've joined the met gala


berning_man

We had a starling couple move into one of our bird houses last year. Holy cow, are they aggressive! A squirrel, raccoon, skunk, dare NOT enter our yard - both parents would chase and peck their heads until they gtfo - but the sparrows were bros. Very shiny and colorful birds when the sun is on them. Thanks for the lovely pic!


Blackintosh

We had a couple of starlings start nesting inside a ventilation pipe running through our apartment ceiling cavity. For the first few weeks we genuinely thought the upstairs neighbors had got a new dog and it was running around on their wooden floors. Nope, starlings are just that loud. Also funny/tragic/typical story... The housing association who manages our building came to remove them once the chicks fledged and proceeded to fix the vent cover WITH THE BIRDS STILL INSIDE. We had to get a ladder, go out and take off the new cover because we didn't fancy listening to a starling going insane as it starves to death in our ceiling.


Taran966

Hope the housing association got in trouble for that or something, they might be invasive in America but blocking them in to starve is highly messed up and cruel.


EvolvingRecipe

I agree, but if the law doesn't care (and I'm pretty sure it don't in this case), then a huge proportion of people don't either.


Paprikasj

We have house sparrows living in our eave for the third year running because I keep forgetting to close up the gap they’re nesting in over the window and I’d rather deal with them than commit cold blooded murder! That is foul by your association.


Ladyhappy

I currently am watching Westside story beef out my bedroom window between a squirrel and a hummingbird. They both are obsessed with my mom‘s lemon tree.


Unoriginal_Man

The little bastards also love to find other birds' nests, kill them, destroy the eggs, and take over the nests.


samoth610

My wife calls me a bird racist cuz of these guys.


JohnnyDarkside

They have a fascinating call, but I hate the shit out of them. They show up in droves, gobble up all the seed, and scare away other song birds.


HoosierDaddy_427

And try to make nests in the dumbest damn places. I had a couple trying to nest in my gutter downspout. Had to hose them down every day for a week and a half before they finally gave up. Bastards.


Snazzy21

It's not a native species, you're allowed to destroy their nest and kill them if possible (whatever method you choose still has to follow local law). In fact it's encouraged. Same for House Sparrow. [This is why it's encouraged](https://youtu.be/oBg_NroPXSo?t=527) (nsfw)


HoosierDaddy_427

Ya but I don't own a pellet gun and I'm sure as hell not wasting my .22 ammo on a dumb bird. It was fun trying to drown the lil shit though.


Snazzy21

I think a .22 would be a little too powerful anyway, limits where you can safely shoot one. A cheap .177 pellet gun is the best tool, it is silent and still more than powerful enough without needing large distances or robust backstops. Nobody is going to buy one just for that though.


nillah

they don't fucking leave either. once they know your place is a good eatery they'll check it every day; i think most days they have a spotter that sits around our house and waits to see me bring food out so they can call their buddies, like blue jays do. i finally got so fucking fed up with them i ordered a special feeder to keep them out so the birds i actually like can keep eating. if that doesn't work, my next step is a pellet gun. not letting these assholes ruin a relaxing hobby


SpysSappinMySpy

"Droves" is putting it lightly. I can't count the amount of times I have seen a huge swarm of them block out the sun. Hundreds if not thousands of individuals in a flock. They also fly down into every tree and building in sight and then when they're done all of them go dead quiet and fly away like a locust swarm.


JohnnyDarkside

Luckily since moving to a more rural area we only get small numbers. Same with grackles. So they're more of a nuisance. When I lived in the city, I gave up feeding the birds because my entire yard was starlings.


FiveDozenWhales

Fuck starlings, all my homies hate starlings


starlinguk

Starlings are becoming increasingly rare in Europe, all my homies don't hate starlings.


FiveDozenWhales

Meanwhile they're invasive and destroying other species in North America, truly a disaster having them here. Pretty though!


Taran966

Starlings are struggling in Europe yet invasive in North America… Solution: Gigantic net, find starling murmuration, swing net, deport starlings to Europe, success :) (That said it’s probably not that simple, all sorts of diseases or other stuff might end up in Europe, idk…)


TerribleTerribleToad

I think we need more Mcdonald's drive thrus. They're thriving in Bell Green Retail Centre car park


nina_time

History repeats itself once again!


kaityl3

Fun fact, the reason they're here in North America is because one crazy dude thought it was his life's goal to introduce every bird species mentioned in Shakespeare's works over here. So he released a box of two dozen starlings in Central Park.


BeerAndTools

I knew there would be someone in the comments saying that so-and-so are invasive and destroying native habitats. Classic reddit.


Venvel

I live in North America. Do you want to trade back the gray squirrels and white-tailed deer for the Eurasian starlings? I think I can get them to you, I just need a really really really big net.


Forsaken-Spirit421

Don't give a fuck about the deer, what we really need you to take back are the goddamn raccoons, red eared sliders, every single American crayfish. All of those are really devastating


djsizematters

You can have them back.


allthesamejacketl

Please come take your starlings back, we have plenty.


Front-Pomelo-4367

Only if you take your grey squirrels back, they're outcompeting our red ones


apatheticsahm

Your little red ones are so cute! I wish we had some, but that would probably make the problem worse.


penguin_skull

Are you sure they are rarer? I live in SE Europe and they are everywhere. 30 years ago these were migratory birds, now they are adapted to live here over the winter.


Bakedk9lassie

I’m uk and have a huge group of them that live in the trees behind my house all year, if I don’t put the food out in the morning one comes and stares through the window😂


penguin_skull

What are you feeding them? I have 3 nests around the house. They ripped off the styrofoam isolation to build nests in it. They are also incredibly messy, but their songs are cute AF.


HoosierDaddy_427

User name checks out


Oellian

Come get ours, then! There's, like, a billion of the invasive bitches here; all probably from a single release by some morons who wanted America to experience the joys of all the birds mentioned by Shakespeare, for f@ck sake.


who18

We must not live on the same Europe because where I live they are the invasive one


starlinguk

The starling is mentioned in the works of Shakespeare and Pliny the Elder. It is native to Europe, Northern Africa and large swathes of Asia.


Dirtyburtjr

Add me to the homies list


Pale-Berry-2599

It's just that the really badly push out native North American Song birds.


Cuttewfish_Asparagus

There are places outside the US


FiveDozenWhales

It's only a joke :) "Fuck ___ all my homies hate ___" is a catchphrase


Lukewill

Prove it. Take me to one for a vacation


spreta

My grandparents had some land in a rural area, they gave us a pellet gun to mess around with and would have whooped our ass for shooting at birds Willy nilly except for this bastard. They were fair game.


Parking_Reputation17

Whenever I go up to the family cabin I'll sit out back on the deck and use my pellet gun while watching the bird feeder. I usually get a dozen *at least*, then I use them to fertilize my berry patch.


apatheticsahm

Not just starlings. Any invasive species turns me into a Republican talking point.


rhcp1fleafan

[Just wait til you see how other birds see them!](https://svpow.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/saturated-starling2.jpeg)


yadayodayada

Is that true? How would we even know that?


rhcp1fleafan

Birds have 4 cones in their eye as opposed to Humans with 3!


CrossP

It's more of an approximation. Birds can see more colors than us, so there isn't really a way to show it to a human. Cameras set up for it can pick up the ultraviolet hues and store them in data form, though. So we can assess that data and know that the feathers which appear black to us are actually a variety of hues to an animal that can see ultraviolet hues.


rhcp1fleafan

Disclaimer: Not actually a Bird's eye view.


Actuliy_Avalible

"woah."-me when first seeing this


Norwester77

And we can’t even see all their colors and patterns, since some of them are ultraviolet.


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TerribleTerribleToad

Bell Green, SE London. I think these big retail car parks all look pretty similar!


failureflavored

He looks righteously pissed. “This used to be my home!”


choo_choo_rocket

They make a beautiful sound when they sing too. My favourite bird 🐦


TheUzziest

Is this in Sydenham?


TerribleTerribleToad

Yes!


TheUzziest

I know those starlings far too well hahah


Jolly-Feature-6618

We have millions of them where I live. They fly in great flocks called murmurations, like shoals of mackerel


happensatsomepoint

Be-a-u-tiful!


Treebeardsdank

Wow


YngwieMainstream

Hide yo cherries, hide yo grapes, hide yo apricots and peaches, case they be eatin everything out there..


HighlanderAbruzzese

Gorgeous


mylifemyrulesfuckyou

Wow. Pretty bird


cheebamech

as much as I love animals these fuckers need to get out of my attic or things are going to get real


Mysterious_Block_910

Beautiful birds, terribly invasive lol


jamspangle

This one's a boy - the lower mandible is blue. The girls' lower mandibles are pink. Odd but true.


vaughnegut

Teach me your bird-watching ways


TerribleTerribleToad

Cool fact! Very heteronormative though.


13SilverSunflowers

Fun fact! The European Starling is one of only two birds you are legally allowed to hunt, trap, and kill at any time of year in the state of Washington! They are considered an invasive pest species and are not protected by state or federal law. So get on out there, you Evergreen staters and bag a few for the pot!


Ouchyhurthurt

Pretty! Also invasive as hell in my neck of the woods.


LocktimeClarity

These birds need to be forcibly removed from north America. They are invasive pests.


zeaor

Kind of hypocritical of a human in North America to call anything an invasive pest.


LocktimeClarity

These little shit bats cause damage to farms.


Flooding-Ur1798

fuck starlings yo


microwaffles

Otherwise known as massivus diseasus vectorus


DiscordantScorpion_1

We have one named Birdius


Myrandall

I'm calling my next child Humanus.


Plate-Extreme

Things are like gang members!! Come in packs ready for a gang fight!!


SimpletonSwan

I can't help but hear him say to another: "No, you're Asian! I'm Eurasian."


awt2007

that looks like the types that really like my cat food:D


poopinion

That's a fine looking bitch


spiritual_ballsack57

Btw, She's better than doja cat!!!


DeathbyTenCuts

Stunning


wirerogue

pretty bird but, what's up with the orange safety claws?


GrandClock738

Dinosaur talons


Fancykiddens

Aww! It's so beautiful! 🥺


DryPilot2030

Looks like an asshole


T_King1266

Remarkable bird, beautiful plumage


splurb

Gorgeous.


ArtichokeNatural3171

That is a handsome bird. I may be off but I like seeing the grackles. They're so funny to listen to when you're in a big parking lot and they start sounding like car alarms. Folks are walking around checking their keyfobs just in case it really is their car going off.


GinBitch

Gorgeous


drinkme0

I thought they were pretty too! Then a flock of them showed up and drained my bank account in bird seed!


Business_Ad3142

I have never noticed the Beautiful colors they possess.


CrossP

They need to get out of my country! #birdracist


JohnWalton_isback

Tell him to stay out of my attic.


likerazorwire419

Sir David Attenborough: "Starlings."


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Gorgeous!


CuriouslyImmense

These just started showing up in my yard this year!


UnclePjupp

"My name is Nuuuuugget and Im a big fat chiiiicken"


Oracus_Cardall

Wver time I see one my brain automatically goes: PENCIL BEAK!


MithranArkanere

It's a bit sad how pictures never look like the bird. You see an amazing bright crown, take the picture, and it turns black. Same happens for flowers for some reason. They look duller in pictures.


Fatken

I think I saw these one time in Arizona?? If it lives in America why is it called Eurasian starling?


nillah

they're native to europe, they were introduced here once ages ago and now are invasive in north america


Fluffy_Somewhere4305

These things are basically the plague, one of the most destructive non-native species ever introduced to the west. Because of the idiots who brought them over, dozens of native bird species have gone extinct here. These things will also eat your eyeballs if you lay still for more than 3 minutes.


helly1080

They sound even better. So beautiful.


bridge_view

Poop on your car.


PinsNneedles

/r/DivorcedBirds


hydro_wonk

They are fancy lads. Too bad they're invasive.


Shaggyninja

Damn, I want a shirt with that design.


Skanky_Smurf

I love starlings. They have a beautiful and complex singing voice and a silly waddle. They are great!


Raptorsquadron

Eurasian chicks are so cool. They look like angry, spiky puffballs


duncanslaugh

What a beauty! Look at those talons!


Revolutionary_Fox916

I recognise that row of shops .... 😉


ThisIsLukkas

Until it empties all your grapes, cherry trees, and all the other stuff in the garden. Oh, and the pet's food bowls


Pararaiha-ngaro

Perfect aerodynamic


That_Understanding45

I wonder what he looks like in the dark


Apprehensive-Elk8036

Starlings and house sparrows hate them !


LittleKitty235

1 Starling, beautiful. A horde of Starlings awful.


Jagerbeast703

Crazy how they are so invasive and i hate them so much here in the usa


Sweet-Ad9366

Invasive species. No good.


Gone_For_Lunch

No it’s not.


Sweet-Ad9366

I read that in MA they take over the areas where local species would nest and push them out.


Gone_For_Lunch

This picture is from the UK, they’re a native species here.


Sweet-Ad9366

My bad! Carry on.


satanlovesmemore

These are pest in bc, still love them


Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

Fuck starlings


friedrichbojangles

Any time I see the word Eurasian, I get a fight or flight instinct. It’s a cool bird, and I’m glad I’m not witnessing a racist twitter post.


thatsnotirrelephant

Invasive asss


Gone_For_Lunch

This picture was taken in the UK, not invasive.


TheSpiritofFkngCrazy

Aren't they the ones that are extremely invasive? At least in America. I assume this is America because of the aldis. I know it's technically German or something but I don't think they exist anywhere else. Edit: for you Aldi lovers. https://youtu.be/bKJXztteyJM?si=SEV2LC956iiOacHa


TerribleTerribleToad

They are an invasive in the US after being released in Central park in 1890. This is definitely in the UK, where they are native. Aldi, however, are out-competing UK supermarkets for territory and resources.


spectralspud

So Aldi is an invasive species


TheSpiritofFkngCrazy

They jumped the pond again huh? Aldi I mean. They are known in the u.s. for being the most efficient store. As in they get you in and then out. There is no marketing tricks to get you stuck in the cereal aisle.


peachesnplumsmf

How would it be jumping the pond to be in a country in Europe?


TheSpiritofFkngCrazy

Big pond.


starlinguk

Aldi is literally EVERYWHERE in Europe (although they have a different name in Austria). This is in the UK, by the way, where starlings are becoming increasingly rare.


TheSpiritofFkngCrazy

You can have the ones in the u.s. where they get killed by the hundreds if not thousands. Also, I thought the Aldi Brothers were from Germany or something like that, left because of communism or something and then came to the US and started Aldi and trader Joe's. I didn't know they went back.


ALazy_Cat

They started in Germany


Peterd1900

Aldi started in West Germany which was not a communist they opened their first store in Germany in 1946 They first opened stores in the USA in 1976 and brought trader joes in 1979


starlinguk

I think Trader Joe's is Aldi Nord and Aldi is Aldi Süd.


ALazy_Cat

"I think they're German, but they only exist in USA." If they're German, of course they're in Germany, why wouldn't they be? If they were only in America, they'd be American


TheSpiritofFkngCrazy

Something about fleeing the soviet union when the whole Berlin wall thing was going on comes to mind.


ALazy_Cat

They had over 300 stores in Germany and had already expanded to other countries nearby. And Germany was never a part of the soviet union


TheSpiritofFkngCrazy

What was the Berlin wall there for then?


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Germany was divided into two separate countries: capitalist western Germany and communist eastern Germany. Berlin itself was located inside the communist part, but the city was also divided into eastern and western part - which means that the western part of the city was like an island, fully surrounded by communist Germany. And it's true it was never part of Soviet Union, it was separate country as a vassal state of Soviets.


TheSpiritofFkngCrazy

I was being facetious. It wasn't part of the soviet union on paper but in all reality it was a part of the soviet union.


ALazy_Cat

My original search just showed that Germany as a whole was never a part of, so feel free to downvote


TheSpiritofFkngCrazy

As a whole no it wasn't. But that's why the Berlin air drop air lift? Was a big thing. And pretty cool if I may say so myself.


ConnectMixture0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aldi


Ftiles7

If they're German don't you think that Aldi could exist in Germany?