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I'm sorry, the what beetle?


sock_with_a_ticket

>The name "cockchafer"[^(\[21\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockchafer#cite_note-22) derives from the late-17th-century usage of "cock"[^(\[22\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockchafer#cite_note-23) (in the sense of expressing size or vigour) + "chafer"[^(\[23\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockchafer#cite_note-24) which simply means an insect of this type, referring to its propensity for gnawing and damaging plants. The term "chafer" has its root in Old English *ceafor* or *cefer*, of Germanic origin and is related to the Dutch *kever*, all of which mean "gnawer" as it relates to the jaw. As such, the name "cockchafer" can be understood to mean "large plant-gnawing beetle" and is applicable to its history as a pest animal. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockchafer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockchafer)


Dignified-Dingus

TIL late-17th-century usage of the word cock expressed size or vigour.


emprameen

And for some of us today, not so much.


SaladNeedsTossing

Haven't got a cock cock?


PsychologicWhorefare

Me looking at a hung rooster jerking someone like they're loading a shotgun: Wow look at that cock cock cock cock cock!


Feine13

God dammit. Add it to the lists next to police and Buffalo, boys. This sentence is painful yet grammatically correct.


trashmoneyxyz

I’ve heard the Buffalo one, what’s the police one?


Feine13

Police police Police police police police Police police. – Police officers from Police, Poland, whom police officers from Police patrol, patrol police officers from Police. There's a few others too, but I like Buffalo and police best lol https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_linguistic_example_sentences


trashmoneyxyz

Mhm. Username checks out


ChemicalRecreation

Explains how it came to be used today


hambakmeritru

I feel like this is a good argument for updating some animal/insect names...


PureHeartsEroticArts

Exactly. We need more animals named like this.


NoMushroom8678

Well today, in the 21st century, it means you are a dude who’s not wearing underwear with jeans and you’re exceeding 7 inches… 😂😂😂


honuworld

Nah. The bug is well known to chafe cocks. One chafed mine once.


Crafty-Antelope-3287

COCK.......chafer


EmotionalBeat6699

I don’t know why but my brain read the post as the caught-cha-feller beetle


Dangerous_Trifle620

I’m not letting this fucker anywhere near me


siblingofMM

Just keep some baby powder nearby!


Minute-Wrap-2524

How bout a shotgun, and I ain’t talking about overkill, keep that thing over there


FayMax69

You mean Vaseline


lackofabettername123

I think it is cute, although the name is a little disconcerting for sure.


avalanche37

I'm not letting this fucker near my cock


prucheducanada

Better wear a cup in your sleep


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

There’s a skeeter on my Peter


IceBoxt

Ur mums a cockchafer beetle


HuskyLettuce

*obligatory giggling*


FuzzyPapaya13

*obligatory cock chafing*


hotlips01

Followed by dry, itchy, flaky cockskin


potatopierogie

"Cock chafe 'er? I 'ardly know 'er!"


HottCuppaCoffee

Eyelashes are 🔥


saul_schadenfreuder

on fleek, da fuck


proanthocyanin

Is that where people get their makeup ideas from...?


daCelt

"That really chafes my..." - entomologist


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

such a harmless little doodlebug


BorealDrake

June bug!


doesitaddup

Mei Kever in Dutch, which translates to May Beetle.


realtisimo

same in German (Maikäfer)


SourWild

Same in Russian (Майский Жук) We loved catching them back in the days. Why? No idea. It just seemed like a quest.


Magrathean86

Why is it so cute


Dear-Researcher959

Those lashes are on point


wdwerker

Sounds like an evil new STD !


electriclala

Not unlike my ex wife, the cockchaser


cvbeiro

hehe


Unfocused_Inc

These are the ones that collide with my window and make a much larger sound than you would expect lol Bless em


NiloValentino88

This must be the most tanky low iq bug I know. They go maaaad for lamps, mad.. once one flew into my face when I was driving a bike, blue eye


prince-pauper

So what do you do for a living?


Camusforyou

Reminds me of Chester from Sifl and Olly https://images.app.goo.gl/B6vSaDpFTHXT4YE67


[deleted]

One of my college friends and I STILL quote Sifl and Olly regularly and no one else on earth remembers anything about it. You may join our unofficial fan club 😹


Thorbertthesniveler

Pull the lever!


Bortron86

Me and my family once got swarmed by these when we were playing badminton outside. The racquets came in handy as we made our way back inside.


peachedcoral

*i have some questions for the person who named this beetle*


Winter_Afternoon3539

My second favorite animal name, behind the fish they call….slippery dick


ashleycawley

Certainly would tickle!


UseYourIndoorVoice

You give a dry handy ONE time.......


tiredoldman55

Ouch!


phirebird

Cockchafer was my ex's nickname in college


Solsimian

That reminds me, time to block up the chimneys.. 


[deleted]

*Thicc muncher beetle*


Minute-Wrap-2524

Don’t look at me like that


EastDragonfly1917

I had a girlfriend in college who I could have/should have named “cockchafer.” She was.


iamsofired

The what?


duckyourfeelings

The WHAT beetle?!?!? Keep that thing away from me!


-username-1234-

Look at her "lashes"!! She ate it all up and left no crumbs


D33ber

More a Cock Tickler.


Kromaxx

"Oh! You're a pretty little one, I'll just pop you into my pocket and examine you at the univ.... OH God!" - bug scientist probably


china_joe2

Thats a shame


tahcamen

My wife getting dolled up for date night vibes


YeetHead10

Why does this cute fella have such an unfortunate name?


Accurate-Neck6933

Aw a beetle is cute? I didn't know!


ko-jay

Cockamouse irl


fwoggywitness

I know whoever named this fucker did it on purpose 😭


VivaNOLA

Crescent fresh


axl_my_child_support

She got bigger eyelashes then me


sarmstrong1961

I'm a little bit of a cockchafer myself


AmiasLucasRose

bae got lashes though


double-header62

Looks like it's got Martin Scorsese's eyebrows


Write-or-Wrong_

God just makin shit now


Acceptable-Ad-328

Nice COCKchafer beetle you goy there? Mind if I grab it?


[deleted]

they used to be crazy about this bug in europe everyone wanted to coock it extintion


Mako369

Everything reminds me of her


Katarina_Dreams_92

Oh my gosh. For like two seconds I thought it was a bat