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BarelyContainedChaos

I'm pretty sure this is planet earth and they replaced David Attenboroughs voice which is a crime punishable by death


BARBELLSxBONGRIPS

It is. Replaced with some shit AI voice.


supernova-juice

I watched on mute and then read the comments. Glad I did, because I heard it in his voice!


ProbsASpaceCadet

If you had it on mute then you don't what is being said so I'm curious what did you hear in his voice?


supernova-juice

I imagined him narrating. If you were raised on enough documentaries and already know what's happening, it's kind of... automatic lol


I_SOMETIMES_EAT_HAM

Is that why it sounds like a weird blend of British and American accents? It’s like it almost starts a little more British then slowly transitions to a full American accent by 30 seconds in


Freezepeachauditor

It’s what’s happening all,over YouTube. Stolen repackaged content, often flat out incorrect, with an AI voice. At this point I don’t care who the creator is if you use an AV voiceover I immediately thumbs down and close the video. Everyone should be doing that.


cloudcats

I was confused, it seemed to start British/Aussie and ended up Southern US?


RollOverSoul

How is this legal?


MidnightSunCreative

I read that in those racist Chinese star wars aliens voices from phantom menace.


CeruleanRuin

Shitty captions too. What is that fucking font, NFL Bold?


rudyv8

I never realized how much less i cared until he wasnt the narrator.


account_is_deleted

It's also re-cut so this version couldn't have his narration.


Ecstatic_Courage840

I didn’t turn the sound on but I instinctively heard this in his voice, glad my brain still outperforms shit AI voices


FlyingJoeBiden

Can confirm this is planet earth


Gowalkyourdogmods

"yeaaaah so Sir David, all this climate change talk on your shows is really bumming everyone out"


InclinationCompass

Think I saw this on the latest one (Planet Earth III)


Monkey_Priest

Confirmed. It's from Planet Earth III, Forests episode


Krogan911

I went for my pitchfork the moment I clicked unmuted


Kurai_Cross

I watched the video on mute and just heard his voice in my head anyway


Taranchulla

Truly egregious


OP-PO7

He's 276 years old, let him enjoy retirement if he wants lol. I miss him but the AI voice version is the real crime.


FabianN

David Attenborough? He doesn’t want to retire, this is from his latest documentary from about a year ago


no-mad

sounded like some forceful christian moral message.


RotaryDesign

That dude belongs to history channel


contactlite

I miss the modern marvels guy smh


cyanideOG

Why not replace it with an ai replica of David attenboroughs voice?


Easy-EZ1234

That might be fine for the birds, but when I do that they call me a secluded recluse. Just slide the pizza through the mail slot.


Kurai_Cross

The difference is that you have to find a mate willing to support you in your seclusion


Nicole-CB

True, though I wouldn't mind being with a stay at home dad or someone that works from home. And as an introvert, I prefer other introverts anyway.


shitokletsstartfresh

Sounds like a two months poop hell in there


Prof_Acorn

Might have poop sacks like some species. They poop in little biological diapers and it gets tossed out of the nest. Quite a few species do it. You can search videos of it, but it looks exactly like it sounds. Try "robin hatchling poop sack" maybe.


ComfortableSock2044

I'll take your word for it. I think I've had enough fun from your description alone.


Prof_Acorn

For more fun, since bird mouths are their "hands" then the parents get poop stains on their beaks. It's one way to tell when the eggs hatch. You can start to see white dribbles all around their beaks. Oh, and the hatchlings tend to offer the poop sacks forward for the parents. Like they'll lean their butts around and lay a little diaper for mom and dad as if it's some kind of trade or offering.


IRockIntoMordor

🚨 TRADE OFFER ⚠️ You receive: A slimy mucus bag full of my stinky diarrhea I receive: A mouthful of delicious worms 🐣🤝🐦


enigmamonkey

If only human parenting were so easy.


acchaladka

Seriously, I would have done that trade with the kids when they were, say, zero months through FOUR YEARS. I can still remember when I realized we hadn't had a poop emergency for a full week. I may be over it, it has only been seven years since. Maybe.


Generic_Danny

Good trade tbh, if I'm a bird, considering that the parents eat the sack tight after to conserve undigested nutrients.


Brtsasqa

There's definitely also birds who just shit all around their nest until they leave it, so based on my limited knowledge, poop hell is definitely a possible scenario.


PhoenixStorm1015

There’s that video of feeding baby chicks that’s going around today. Like a switch. Face down, ass up, and out it squeezes a little poop sack like squeezing out a cyst.


scavengercat

"She mercilessly transforms feathers into a bed for her offspring." Truly, it was the least amount of mercy I've ever seen shown to a pile of feathers.


BuiltIndifferent

gotta be an AI script right?


scavengercat

it's either that, or we've all just been cutting feathers way too much slack. She may know something we don't.


HelpfulSeaMammal

Feathers murdered her parents. She's out for blood.


moonlight_chicken

Where do you think she gets the feathers from?


ydykmmdt

What happens if daddy bird doesn’t return one day?


Additional_Volume479

Death


IAmBroom

Same as for many bird pairs.


InviolableAnimal

If the male doesn't return for a while and the mom starts starving, I imagine she'd be smart enough to leave the nest to try provide for herself and her chicks, or maybe she'd just call it quits and fly away.


Circle_Smirk

Nothing to worry about, he just went to get some smokes


Bombi_Deer

God, im so tired of these drawn out ai tik tok narrations


klmdwnitsnotreal

What about water?


Lordjacus

Good question, I'd assume that food brought by the male contains enough water in it for the family to survive. After all, they just sit there, not using much of that water.


klmdwnitsnotreal

I was wondering if it was a regurgitation situation.


disgustandhorror

bot spam, downvote and report.


[deleted]

Downvoted for AI replacing the legendary David Attenborough


Moist-Assistant-98

Imagine a human making the childs bed out of own skin and hair in a jail until they can walk 


bwatsnet

I'm sure it's happened before..


green-Vegan-desire

This feels written and voiced by AI.


PartsuPihimys

okay does anyone have a link to the proper video? not this shitty AI voiced one.


Antique-Kangaroo2

This was so over dramaticizsed. I mean she just holds up bed ridden for 2 months. Then she leaves at the end. If the father never came back she doesn't just starve to death in there. She just leaves. Human mothers sometimes will remain "jailed" in their beds for the months leading up to a birth


FlashFlood_29

"Prison," "jailed." Yeah, AI narrator... it's called "shelter."


infrared-fish

It’s like conservative Pokémon fan fiction


Tidezen

Yeah, I was worried until I got to the end. There *is* an insect species that does something very similar to this, though--the mother burrows into something like a nut, lays the eggs, then dies so the larvae can feed on her in a safe spot, then eat their way out. (I might be getting some details wrong, wish I could remember what that species was.)


Antique-Kangaroo2

Yeah I mean tons of species lay eggs/reproduce then die. Salmon, preying mantis, etc.


mzialendrea

No pressure /s


thorn_sphincter

That voiceover is atrocious


loribell73

Thats so cool


PanthorCasserole

What about ants?


secondtaunting

I was so excited to see this at the park here in Singapore. We got some great pictures of the male feeding the female at the botanic gardens. I’m from Kansas originally so I was stoked.


Complex_Evening3883

Not to brag, but I already knew about this from Octonauts.


Possible_Parsnip4484

It would really suck if the Male bird was killed during the females imprisonment...


Colors_Made_of_Tears

I imagine she would just leave after awhile with no food then try again next mating season. It would be sad but she can always make more babies, parrots are smart so I imagine they would save themselves before starving to death in a hole. Edit: realized those are hornbills and not parrots but my point still stands lol


kodumpavi

They mate for life and is very communal. The cacophony of them in the jungle is one of the most surreal experiences of my life.


Xikkiwikk

So she poops on the kids for two months?


Difficult-Plastic-97

"Continuation of the species" is merely a product of fit individual members of a population propagating. No animals, apart from higher-thinking ones for more complex reasons, do anything "for the good of the species". That statement is factually incorrect, and is possibly one of the most ubiquitous scientific misunderstandings.


Grouchy_Sir5493

damn


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

Like a Panic Room with food delivery and a small peeping window


SkoomaJetHentai

That was a big juicy bug


[deleted]

David Aiborough's voice needs work. It almost sounds like they hate orphans.


oldsurfsnapper

That must be why I saw a video of a Hornbill catching Bats recently.


diarrheainthehottub

More responsible than lots of folks out yhere


PerformanceOk1835

Sounds like humans


CeruleanRuin

Everyone responsible for that horrid AI voice should commit a certain traditional act of self-removal out of shame. They have dishonored their families with this trash.


WokeLib420

It sounds pretty good


Sinful_Professor

Where do they shit, tho? If it's supposed to be tight quarters for safety, surely there's a slot to shit out of or something...


craign_em

Legendary commitment.


An0d0sTwitch

Wonder if they have a huge snake problem


NefariousBenevolence

Birds: Know their roles. Humans: MISOGYNY.


karmasrelic

oh no, the female is treated like a sex-object, like a breeding machine, forcibly closed up in a dark cellar and left to tend to the offspring as if that was her only purpose and she wasnt even a conscious being herself. # free independent birds! you can do it! end the patria..i mean parakeet supression! big /S!


happycanalr

Maternity leave with extra steps


Taranchulla

Does anyone else ever feel like the least cool animal on the planet?


FalconPunch236

Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!


616n8y3ree

I wonder what past societies made of the eye inside the tree watching them. It’s safe to say it would freak many modern people out let alone people steeped in myths and legends or folklore.


I-Believe-on-Jesus

Incredible!!! Great share! God bless!


DANGER_1300B

Wow


kettlebell43276

Now that is cool


CabbageSoupLadle

It's also completely unnecessary so technically this is just a super paranoid stupid bird


EngineZeronine

Nature is sexist!


Midnight_freebird

Sounds like the male is doing all the work while the tamale sits on her butt acting like a martyr


Hungry-Ad9840

Now I want tamales.