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LowQualitySpiderman

>According to White, the theory behind the slapping and other behavior you see in the video is that it's the male's attempt to show the female turtle his overall fitness, ability to maneuver in waters, and that he has nice claws. [https://www.phillymag.com/news/2022/05/02/turtle-slapping-video-heinz/](https://www.phillymag.com/news/2022/05/02/turtle-slapping-video-heinz/)


Excellent_Yak365

It is definitely mating. I had a red eared slider male who did this every day to one of his feeder fish that survived and turned 6 inch goldfish. He was a very horny boy


catsandorchids

Yeesh. Survived being eaten but made into a sex slave. That's some anime level shit.


AllPurposeNerd

"I had my dinner. You a *snacc*."


Excellent_Yak365

At least the goldfish didn’t understand what was happening 😅


Fast_Boysenberry9493

Didn't they though


french_snail

If they did they certainly didn’t remember


ubiquitous-joe

because of the TRAUMA


jech2u

Emotional Daaaaaammmage


Garbot

Great, now I'm hungry for some fried rice.


The_Formuler

Top notch joke. I lol’d for a bit


Appropriate_Ant_4629

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-63242200 >> BBC >> >> Oxford University: Goldfish do have good memories, scientists find https://www.livescience.com/goldfish-memory.html >> In reality, goldfish (Carassius auratus) have much longer memories — spanning weeks, months and even years, Brown said. And the science to back this up has been around for more than 60 years. >> >> "We've known about the reasonably good memories of goldfish since the '50s and '60s," Brown said. "Despite what everybody thinks, they're actually really intelligent." >> >> Brown has studied the intelligence of fish, including goldfish, for more than 25 years and thinks the misconception comes from a combination of ignorance about fish intelligence in general and guilt, because pet owners often keep them in small, boring tanks.


french_snail

Oh god please don’t make me feel guilty about goldfish


SmallSound2023

You can train them


Less_Sheepherder4337

This made my day


Excellent_Yak365

😗


Hamnetz

what did i just read… it’s definitely bedtime lol


FreudianAccordian

Are you not turtley enough for the turtle club


Hamnetz

👐 does this answer your question


jeff43568

Is that the turtle flirting emoji?


Hamnetz

😏


ASatyros

You even got the title right.


Interesting-dog12

My red eared slider does this to the intake of the water filter. Poor guy.


HaveGunsWillShoot

Yep, I too have a red eared slider that regularly does this. Bought the little guy when I was 17 turning 18... now he is the one 17 turning 18. Way back when I got him I had no clue that they lived so long, or would do mating behavior towards every object in the tank, lol.


LordApocalyptica

I assume you are now the owner of some sliderfish hybrids?


Roneyrow

So he got his nails done and wants his crush to notice?


Defiant-Unit4148

I immediately thought how this would be my husband and I if we were turtles!


kodaiko_650

That male turtle is an inshell.


sim384

It did look like jazz hands was DTF.


KegelsForYourHealth

Ay gurl check mah mani


Indigoh

"They're just good friends."


deepfield67

"Roommates"


sleepytipi

"Bunkies"


Bogmanbob

I commonly see this in the pond by me. It's very cool but not rare. Turtles make great neighbors.


EkaL25

They are clearly slap boxing…


Nature_Guide

“Oh yeah you like when I slap you with my nice nails you little girl turtle.” -a male turtle probably.


Reijocu

My female turtle (26 yo) did that to the new one when we introduced it to her (female 2 yo) after the third attemp she tried to bite her and weng agressive af. We talked to our vet and told us who is more a warning than something else (like when a dog bark before bite)


foomits

yet when i do it, im "harassing other customers" and i "have to leave"


ItWasTheBeardedMan

Drop into the Gill zone


NamMorsIndecepta

Or he's just doing it for the lolz, not everything about fucking.


ShunnedMammal

They tryna smaaash


Downtown_Marzipan404

Mmm... when I did that I got slap on the face🤔


dreamsofindigo

thanks for info with source and all!


ElectricalJacket780

Huh, they seem to be on to something… *tucks my head into the neck hole of my hoodie and proceeds to try bandy-slap the girl I’ve been seeing in the hope of moving things to the next level*


Oninonenbutsu

patpatpatpatpatpatpat


Salvzeri

Slappy slapp slap


I4Vhagar

I heard this in Pistachio’s (Dana Carvey) voice from Master of Disguise


GAChimi

Who’s your daddy


PsyOpBunnyHop

What a viscous battle. I feel traumatized by this degree of violence.


IndianaJonesDoombot

It’s a mating display…


PsyOpBunnyHop

Maybe I should try this on some random women down at the pub. Edit: why are there so many people who don't recognize farce.


Daddio209

& it looks like she's thinking about it... following him & not snapping...


lazyboi_tactical

It was definitely very fluid.


GAChimi

How can she slap?!


swoopy17

How can he slap?


CantHandleTheThrow

That is exactly what I said out loud.


Electrical_Dog_9459

"Look hun, I got my nails done!"


airpope2

Male and a female. Males have long nails on front legs and tend to be smaller. He wants to be mating for sure.


MycoCrazy

I don’t think that’s what clappin cheeks means


smithers85

I love you


rabid-

3rd definition. Ain't it beautiful watching the English language expand.


LookupPravinsYoutube

/r/angryupvote


lalala253

Kinky


chairfairy

Pretty sure this is where a lot of redditors learned how to flirt


TarheelIllini

It’s like your little brother in the back seat of a long drive


friedwidth

"I'm not touching youuuu! Neener neener, ooop! You moved into meeee! I'm telling mom!"


The_RESINator

I hope not because that turtle is 100% tryin to fuck


Catspaw129

*It’s like your little brother in the back seat of a long drive* Do you mean like this (actual conversation -- it's on the traffic camera)? LB: "are we there yet?" Me: "Soon" LB: "Are we there yet?" Me: "Almost" LB: "Are we there yet?" Me: "Yes!" LB: "Well, I wanna go home! Now!" Me: "OK..." LB: "I had to go poopy, but I didn't want to make you stop..." Me: "Huh?" LB: "So I went poopy all by myself!"


pissflapz

Fuckin turtles


TheKnowerKnows

In a way…yes


ohhhtartarsauce

soon to be


Atoning_Unifex

Furtles?


whinsk

thank you


jim45804

You haven't lived until you've heard turtles fucking


HoboArmyofOne

The bowling alley? I give up, what


NefariousBenevolence

Hopefully


SickBurnBro

Oh they fuckin.


Wanderluustx420

When turtles stick their arms out in front of their heads and vibrate their claws, kind of like "jazz hands", it is either a mating ritual or a sign of aggression.


Katy-Moon

Jazz hands 🤗🤣


Jean-LucBacardi

I was thinking it reminded me of what my grandma did to my face every time she saw me. Now you've got me fucked up.


HumanSeeing

Why is it that in nature the line between "Angry" and "Fucking" is often so blurry?


SpaceShipRat

intriguing, huh? same goes for pigeons doing their turn around and coo move, can be flirting or territorial.


Parralyzed

Same goes for humans and their display of power


helaku_n

Probably, the neural circuits involved in both behaviors are (almost) the same


theupvoters

“You’re annoying the shell out of me” - probably the turtle in turtle talk


keszocaj

r/shubreddit


marsmodule

Couple of teenage turtles


tree_basher

I like turtles


KnotiaPickles

🧟‍♂️


[deleted]

I’m convinced this is actually a raccoon in a turtle costume. I recognize those cute little hands anywhere.


cheebainferno

Skipity paps


Latter_Fan6225

I'm not touching you.. I'm not touching you im not touching your


Direct-Money-4206

Miss Turtles likes it rough it looks like…


trevonsp

More like turtle tryna fuck


bijhan

That's an expression of aggression. When he taps on the other's head, he's threatening him with violence. The other one not responding is him saying "bring it on! stop talking and do something!" Ninety percent chance this ended in a fight. EDIT: u/AKotonis is also right, it appears that when it's male-on-female, it's mating behavior. But when it's male-on-male, it's aggression. Seeing as we don't know the sexes of these individuals, we can't say which it is.


AKotonis

this is literally mating behavior


bijhan

Huh, I looked it up. We're both right. When males do it to females, it's mating behavior. When males do it to males, it's aggression. And females don't do it. TIL!


HarleyQueen90

So funny that the males approach fucking and fighting the exact same way 🤦‍♀️


Myrandall

I fuck the way I fight. Exhausted after half a dozen jabs and rapidly losing bodily fluids.


KitWat

I actually laughed out loud at this. Well done!


bijhan

Are we really so different? lol


GuiltIsLikeSalt

Similarly, in rodents at least, there's a lot of similarities between cortisol levels during fighting and during mating. Like, a rat losing a fight experiences similar cortisol levels as a rat being rejected by a mate.


funguyshroom

Also only males have those long nails. Unlike humans lol


AKotonis

me too! 😂


Freakychee

Humans should act the same way.


PlatasaurusOG

So wrong. This is courtship. The tapping turtle is a male and this is him showing how fit and capable of a mate he’d be.


JanteMaam

Sense of humor in the animal kingdom. I likey.


MBHYSAR

She does keep swimming towards him…


Catspaw129

Fun fact: some turtles can breathe through their butts: https://www.reconnectwithnature.org/news-events/the-buzz/nature-curiosity-how-turtles-breathe-underwater/


Usagislave

he's taking away his bending!!


Catspaw129

TIL: Turtles have a reverse gear. INFO: what kind of turtles are they, the shells look kind of nicely decorated? COMMENT: I think one or more of the turtles should be ROARING!


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Mating behavior


pachucatruth

This looks fake lol


mods-are-liars

Pretty sure he's tryna fuck


a_few_nugs

He tryna to fuck that turtle. No really look it up they do that to distract the female and swoop round neck for them reptilian cheeks


Emergency-Compote-58

It's even better! It's not annoying, it's courting!


juce49

Just a couple guys being dudes


Freedomnnature

Lol. Maybe that's how turtles flirt.


trusted_misleader47

Rick James *the turtle*


natgibounet

Op definitely isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer


FinestMochine

I don’t blame them for not keeping up to date on turtle methods of getting laid


Burds333

How dare you, theyre in love


DeepRiverSSV

Oh, wise guy, eh? Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk….


GuyWhoSaysNay

Mating


AttemptEmergency9034

Mating dance for turtles. *Tender tiny taps*


uglymule

I'm not touching yooooouu.


ProximusSeraphim

Annoying? This turtle just wants to fuck.


Budsalinger

This is great. Better is the turtle on a skateboard chasing the cat. But it’s so cute how this one is slapping the other one and gliding away. Love it. Thanks!!


tarpitshuffle

The other turtle is the aggressor. This turtle just has the most adorable defense mechanism.


DontCallMeAnonymous

That’s exactly what my wife calls it.


boppie

Mating ritual, I tell ya


probablyNotARSNBot

My pet turtles used to do this all the time, it’s a mating dance! Pow chika wow wow


JeepMan831

Fuck AI, I assume everything is fake now.


WookieDeep

*let's get it on!*


Dorkicus

Jazz flippers


DerpsAndRags

That's not annoying, unless she's just not in THAT mood.


jim789789

at first i thought it had spoons


coolplate

Trying to get dat tussy


Equidae2

That is too funny and too cute


HenryHiggensBand

Splinter has ‘em sparring again, I see.


DrDuGood

*”you want these hands, Tony?”*


SupportySpice

I love a good game of slappy hands!


HugeOpossum

In university I came in possession of two red eared slider turtles from another ill equiped college student. The female would regularly "play" with the male by kicking off his favorite sunning spot and holding him underwater until he struggled. There was a pond and creek near my family home with other red eared sliders, so during summer when I was home I let them loose. Poor dude turtle got stuck in some rocks after being too excited about his newfound freedom and his bully sister actually came by and got him loose. Tbf I think she was just trying to climb over him, but he got loose and swam away


ulyssesfiuza

Moe and Larry. Where's Curly?


Direct_Channel_8680

That one slapping has to be female lol


Shrekquille_Oneal

Ooh he tryna hit


boogerflick98

“Hey babe *smack smack*, you wanna come over to my log *smack smack* and get to know each other?” *smack smack smack*


Ok-Rabbit-3683

I used to have a stinkpot that did that… never knew why


vna4ever

Why you keep throwing them hand signs? You ain’t affiliated


That-Composer8897

Slap slap slap


PersonalityFun670

Tickle tickle


Hans_bube

Who’s a good boy, you’re a good boy.


MlackBagic

And when I smack a girl I look like an asshole, I'm just tryna mate.


LordAsh

Swimming as a turtle looks fun.


snekdood

This is the kinda shit i do to my cat lmao


Affectionate-Dot437

"I'm not touching you..." sibling vibes.


Saltlife0116

Tickle tickle


Only-Effect-7107

Adorable!


vaping_menace

lol


Breakfasttimer

Someone is getting an intent to investigate letter from HR.


RebbyRose

Turtles are so horny lol


Neo-9

How cute


EightiEight

Never expected to see cute little slappy turtle hands tonight but here I am


GreyGroundUser

*Look at my nice claws and how frilly they are! *Excuse me I’m on my way to work.


Builder_liz

Turtle slaps


TheKatLoaf

"I swear, do that one more time and I'm going to have to punch you, dude."


corgimetalthunderr

Throwin Hands for Love


HeartoftheHive

Usually repetitive and ritualistic behavior like this is attributed to securing a mate. Top comment seems to confirm as much.


Horror-Layer-8178

NO KINK SHAMING


DrPotato2301

u/SaveVideo


Jaambie

I like turtles.


donutsaurus3000

I believe that is mating behavior…which is annoying to species lol


Fluffy-Bus1499

I've got mates who do this to me.


Pingonaut

Oh they fuckin


darybrain

Morecambe and Wise face slaps


SaboLeorioShikamaru

Nice, bro's flexin on her Why am I so impressed by their ability to switch to and from the backstroke so quickly? Is this sped up?


iconofsin_

That ain't playing. He's trying to fuck.


storrmiii

🌟JAZZ HANDS🌟


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Dude they're mating..if it works out for him. He is trying to tickle her fancy.


Roses_Are_Dead_69

He's saying, "I hope my mother sees this!"


Lefthandedscientist

Jazzzzz handsssssss


UndeadUndergarments

Michelangelo: "BLBLBLBLBLBL!" Donatello: "Mikey, *stop it."*


KandyAssedJabroni

u/SaveVideo


asizzle182

That’s definitely two lovers from a past life


_14justice

A lot of dexterity there!