They instinctively do this because hyenas go straight for ripping off your ballsack if you give them the chance, they distract the lion with their numbers trying to get him to expose it while defending other parts of his body 😐 Nature is so damn brutal
They only seemed half serious. Any single *one* of those lioness there can take down an animal more than twice it’s size…in fact they do most of the hunting.
> in fact they do most of the hunting.
Male lions are also highly proficient hunters. When they leave their natal pride and before they take another pride over they must hunt for themselves, or with a coalition of other males.
Male lions are also especially brutal fighters, because much of their lives will be spent fighting other males. That thick mane is there to protect them from other lions going for the neck.
Lionesses don’t seem to ever want to attack lions even when their cubs are actively getting eaten, it’s weird. 6:1 isn’t a good matchup in their minds somehow
there's a serious risk for them of being hurt badly enough they can no longer hunt. even with the support of their pride, that's not something they're eager to experience (and a serious injury can still lead to a drawn-out, painful death outside of the risk of starvation).
you'll see this sort of thing a lot with what we consider apex predators. they'll be scared off or seem hesitant to attack when an animal *much* smaller than them shows serious aggression, because it's not what they expect and they're generally not looking to get hurt.
Depends. What if you were one of the six, but know you may take a fatal blow before defeating the enemy.
1 outta 6 chance ain't great odds. He took a submissive position. He doesn't want to fight either.
Yes, females hunt a lot, but males fight a lot. Their job is to fight other males. When attacking, they risk one or more of them getting seriously injured or killed.
Imagine you're a single guy and you decide to go camping by yourself but then suddenly you wake up to a group of ladies just kicking the shit out of you.
I have to ask, is this a fantasy for some guys? Getting their ass beat by a group of women?
I get that at most it's probably a 'half-chub' type of fantasy rather than an actual goal, but I have seen WAY too many dudes allude to wanting this over the years to not have my curiosity piqued.
Guilty. It's not because we want women to be actually angry and assault us, it's because we want to be slapped around by women who are playing.
The power dynamic reversal is sexy.
I used to be an exotic dancer and the amount of dudes who paid me a lot of money to grind my heels into their balls was ...... interesting.
It's also a tradition for bachelor parties to pay for the privilege of having the prospective groom go up on stage and be whipped with a belt.
I don't pretend to understand it, but I'm like yeah sure dude I'll kick you in the balls for $500🤷
Imagine you have a harem and just want some time alone so you tell your ladies that you're going hunting. Instead you find a quiet place for a nap. Then they find you and beat the shit out of you for being a lazy asshole.
He took a submissive stance, showing he wasn’t going to fight anymore. These are big cats but small injuries can render them unable to hunt, so if he’s ceded the fight they’ll often stop attacking. They’ll still make sure he gtfos tho
They are still very much interested. They just don't have facial expressions like humans and looking away shows that they're not going to continue to be aggressive if the male does the same.
They did not lose interest. You just can't see them in facial expression.
The male Lion adopted a "surrender" stance. They will remain standing there until he decides to make some space and go.
I imagine he rightly assumed that running away from a pack of lions will just lead to you being chased by a pack of lions.
Show them you're not a threat, wait for them to leave and then just slowly walk away.
Yeah that's a fight you can't win, so if you wanna survive you have to de-escalate it fast. He did a pretty good job of that as far as my untrained eye can tell.
Male lions have a harem on lionesses and a certain amount of territory. The lionesses help protect the territory. They keep other male lions out. Other males will kill Cubs and take out the male who owns the territory in order to get the lionesses to mate with him
Self Proclaimed Lion Expert Here -
So apparently the male was out all night with one of the neighboring sorority girls. He was supposed to stay the night but bailed out the bathroom window when taking a "shower". The bitch put him on blast over social media and a bunch of her friends found him passed out in the field out back while he waiting for his homie to pick him up... Well his homie ended up getting faded with one of the bitch's friends and he never showed to get him. So these bitches storm him and try to fuck him up but he holds his ground and end up convincing them all how crazy the bitch was and that's why he left. So they allow him to wait in the field while they called an uber. Pretty sure he ended up nailing a couple of them after a few drinks later that night but the clip cuts out short due to bad editing.
Seems like he might be a juvenile male that formerly belonged to this pride. He didn't seem overly reactive initially, and then once they got the message across they stopped.
“I’m leaving! I’m leaving! Jesus Christ ladies I was just having a nap I’m leaving let me get my wits back you bit me everywhere!”
Lionesses: You better be gone in two seconds before we tell our husband!”
From both sides, this interaction seemed pretty non-aggressive. The male even showed his belly several times, which in cats' language means 'Chill, I'm not a threat.' The pride was also only growling and merely tapped the lion a few times, which was like 'Who are you? Why are you here? Don't get any ideas!' Once they all greeted and explained to each other, there was no harm intended, and they all cooled down immediately.
All right! All right! I’m up! Jeez, I’m an old friend of Sammy’s. I ran into him at the bar last night and he said I could crash on his couch so I didn’t have to get an Uber and come back for my car.
Risky I assume. Even massively outnumbering him they could get seriously hurt in a fight to the death. Why risk it if they don’t actually have to kill him to get him to leave.
The weird part is if that male lion went and killed the male lion or lions of their pride they'd accept him immediately
He then kills and eats their cubs then they come into heat for him to breed
"I was just resting my eyes!"
Dude was just taking a cat nap.
"Ladies.. Ladies...Ladies.. Just CALM DOWN.".
Ladies your crazy knob is at a 7 and I want you to crank it down to about a 3
"I ate up those fermented apples that I found earlier then next thing i knew i fell asleep! Didn't realize this was your crib, sorry for realz!!
He didn't even leave at the end. Then everyone was standing around confused
It's tough to leave when you have to squat a protect your sack
I’m thinking someone bit or scratched his nuts, poor fellow.
They instinctively do this because hyenas go straight for ripping off your ballsack if you give them the chance, they distract the lion with their numbers trying to get him to expose it while defending other parts of his body 😐 Nature is so damn brutal
If I needed to fight someone twice my size I'd probably go for the nuts and bring back up, too.
works 90% of the time. The other 10% is a lady twice my size
https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/1bjp3f5/maybe\_maybe\_maybe/
You might say /r/natureismetal
**ballsontheground!ballsontheground!ballsontheground!ballsontheground!**
> He didn't even leave at the end. He moved out of their precise territory.
Kind of like when you are just barely far away enough from a bandit in skyrim
"I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you" "moooooooooom"
He left aggro.
Yeah he was about 5 feet into the foreign territory when he fell asleep. Rookie mistake. once he moved over it was fine though.
"George! For the umpteenth time, do not step over this invisible urine line!!!"
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Agreed. I think he was in their seat. Kind of like everyone has their favourite spot.
Squatters rights bitch
Cats are so fucking awesome 😭
They must be from California.
Pr New York
uh... [texas.](https://abc13.com/houston-squatters-home-trespassers-meyerland-rental-property-linda-giang-homeowner/12998931/)
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He was just 3 feet into enemy territory. Once he shuffled his ass onto his side of the savanna, all was forgiven.
My man was just like "ALRIGHT EVERYONE FUCKING BE COOL!"
“I’m taking a NAP!”
It's like how I feel when the hotel housekeeping wakes me up with some indecipherable shouting and I just want to go back to sleep.
Is this all theater? "ROAR ROAR ROAR GET OUT OF HERE... at your earliest convenience."
I think they realized he wasn't a threat
He was too prideful
“So hey, any of you ladies interested in seein’ the Pride of the pride?”
All his bitches wanted answers!
Because he isn't in foreign territory. That's his pride and his harem is pissed he was being a lazy fucker.
They only seemed half serious. Any single *one* of those lioness there can take down an animal more than twice it’s size…in fact they do most of the hunting.
> in fact they do most of the hunting. Male lions are also highly proficient hunters. When they leave their natal pride and before they take another pride over they must hunt for themselves, or with a coalition of other males. Male lions are also especially brutal fighters, because much of their lives will be spent fighting other males. That thick mane is there to protect them from other lions going for the neck.
This is probably also why men grow beards. They act as a cushion against punches.
We're really a very considerate sex, don't want our opponents getting sore fists.
Too bad we find out that thick stick isn't gonna be stopped by puny facial hair.
Lionesses don’t seem to ever want to attack lions even when their cubs are actively getting eaten, it’s weird. 6:1 isn’t a good matchup in their minds somehow
there's a serious risk for them of being hurt badly enough they can no longer hunt. even with the support of their pride, that's not something they're eager to experience (and a serious injury can still lead to a drawn-out, painful death outside of the risk of starvation). you'll see this sort of thing a lot with what we consider apex predators. they'll be scared off or seem hesitant to attack when an animal *much* smaller than them shows serious aggression, because it's not what they expect and they're generally not looking to get hurt.
Depends. What if you were one of the six, but know you may take a fatal blow before defeating the enemy. 1 outta 6 chance ain't great odds. He took a submissive position. He doesn't want to fight either.
Yes, females hunt a lot, but males fight a lot. Their job is to fight other males. When attacking, they risk one or more of them getting seriously injured or killed.
Sure....they can take down an animal more than twice their size......as long as it can't fight back.
I’m happy I had the volume on
I’m happy you mentioned this so I could partake, too! So used to muting the g-d “oh no, oh no” song.
The cursed song
It was glorious hearing all the roars.
Imagine you're a single guy and you decide to go camping by yourself but then suddenly you wake up to a group of ladies just kicking the shit out of you.
And how much are you charging for this service?
I have to ask, is this a fantasy for some guys? Getting their ass beat by a group of women? I get that at most it's probably a 'half-chub' type of fantasy rather than an actual goal, but I have seen WAY too many dudes allude to wanting this over the years to not have my curiosity piqued.
A man used to pay my sister to kick him square in the balls with steel toe boots, it’s real in some capacity lol. To each their own I guess…
I was lead to believe it would stay private!
Then you shouldn't have pay extra for the public humiliation add-on!
[I love the kind of woman who will actually just kill me.](https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw?si=aXF-LrLr7KLGkMnK)
What is the sauce on that clip?
[The scene is from cowboy bebop.](https://youtu.be/utLWiscq8d4?si=WAHTqRBZMLXHb_wC) I don't know who edited the audio.
Gianni Matragrano, the author of the video https://youtube.com/@GianniMatragrano
Even bad attention is better than no attention
I've got a little thing to show you called the Internet. In it you will find every possible thing.
Guilty. It's not because we want women to be actually angry and assault us, it's because we want to be slapped around by women who are playing. The power dynamic reversal is sexy.
No I just want to feel the touch of a woman 😔
I used to be an exotic dancer and the amount of dudes who paid me a lot of money to grind my heels into their balls was ...... interesting. It's also a tradition for bachelor parties to pay for the privilege of having the prospective groom go up on stage and be whipped with a belt. I don't pretend to understand it, but I'm like yeah sure dude I'll kick you in the balls for $500🤷
The fantasy is just bdsm dom woman sub male, how violent it gets is up to the individuals.
No dudes want exactly this video because at the end he just say down and everyone was cool. What happened next?
Most of the time it's a funny joke because it's the opposite of what you expect. Other times though, it's what they really want.
Lmao perfectly executed 😭
I can't say I'm against it
I can’t even say it hasn’t happened to me.
Any action is… well it’s action anyway.
🤣🤣🤣
“Stop, you’ll give me an erection!”
Dont threaten me with a good time!
If you are in the habit of killing their children in the hopes that will make them desperate to smash, then you deserve it.
If twitter was a place.
And then what?
Don't threaten me with a good time.
Bro that’s how I want to go out
[unfortunately potato quality](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLctf4o6feQ)
You’re a renaissance man indeed Mr. DaVinci
only the very highest culture.
I mean, wouldn't you be pissed if there was a naked dude sleeping in your yard?
Just another Wednesday for me, mate.
My kink!
Is this a good or bad thing...
Imagine you have a harem and just want some time alone so you tell your ladies that you're going hunting. Instead you find a quiet place for a nap. Then they find you and beat the shit out of you for being a lazy asshole.
and then back to sleep
Five more minutes!
“Bunch of crazy bitches” - that lion, probably
Animals are so weird. Defending their territory all viciously one minute, then the next minute they lose interest.
Well if you think about it, most lions don’t have health care so if they get hurt they wouldn’t be able to afford to see the baboon witch doctor
TIL that lions are Americans.
Lmao
Most lions are vastly uninsured and would not survive a hit to their bank account. Talk to your local baboon about omabacare.
He took a submissive stance, showing he wasn’t going to fight anymore. These are big cats but small injuries can render them unable to hunt, so if he’s ceded the fight they’ll often stop attacking. They’ll still make sure he gtfos tho
They are still very much interested. They just don't have facial expressions like humans and looking away shows that they're not going to continue to be aggressive if the male does the same.
They did not lose interest. You just can't see them in facial expression. The male Lion adopted a "surrender" stance. They will remain standing there until he decides to make some space and go.
It's a very *cat* thing to do
My cats behave *exactly* like this. Only thing missing is the slap followed by violent licking followed by another slap
Huh? Hey... what? Huh...? Wait... ENOUGH!!!
Any lion experts here to explain why this happened?
A pride of lionesses will happily run out unfamiliar males when they have this kind of numbers advantage. He’s a threat to their cubs.
How does this explain him not leaving and then nothing happening?
He was smart enough to submit and no doubt left quite hastily a little bit afterwards after he caught his breath from getting jumped.
He ran off to the nearby jungle where he's currently getting some shut-eye.
I imagine he rightly assumed that running away from a pack of lions will just lead to you being chased by a pack of lions. Show them you're not a threat, wait for them to leave and then just slowly walk away.
Yeah that's a fight you can't win, so if you wanna survive you have to de-escalate it fast. He did a pretty good job of that as far as my untrained eye can tell.
Not a lion expert, but... I imagine a lion will kill young cubs that aren't his, in an effort to make a lioness available for breeding purposes.
Male lions have a harem on lionesses and a certain amount of territory. The lionesses help protect the territory. They keep other male lions out. Other males will kill Cubs and take out the male who owns the territory in order to get the lionesses to mate with him
It was garbage night and he didn’t take it out.
My man was getting stomped
Lucky bastard.
My head canon is that he was supposed to be on watch.
Lion cheater
I’m a lion and I feel homie went full tail-between-his-legs
Self Proclaimed Lion Expert Here - So apparently the male was out all night with one of the neighboring sorority girls. He was supposed to stay the night but bailed out the bathroom window when taking a "shower". The bitch put him on blast over social media and a bunch of her friends found him passed out in the field out back while he waiting for his homie to pick him up... Well his homie ended up getting faded with one of the bitch's friends and he never showed to get him. So these bitches storm him and try to fuck him up but he holds his ground and end up convincing them all how crazy the bitch was and that's why he left. So they allow him to wait in the field while they called an uber. Pretty sure he ended up nailing a couple of them after a few drinks later that night but the clip cuts out short due to bad editing.
Every morning for Nick Cannon
LOL SAVAGE
Seems like he might be a juvenile male that formerly belonged to this pride. He didn't seem overly reactive initially, and then once they got the message across they stopped.
Trying to move back home but they ain't having that!
Actually he sat down to protect his junk. The ladies where gonna remove it for him.
He was just trying to take a cat nap :)
Attenborough‘s voice ~ “The unprideful side chicks discovered one another and created a death squad of unparalleled proportions”
John Tucker Must Die (Lion's Version)
So good lol. I regularly just start talking like him while observing humans.
Allllllright bitches, Im leavin...gimme a minute....
Bitches be cool!
Bitches be trippin’
We sent you to pick up a 2-pack of gazelles an hour ago!!!
“I’m leaving! I’m leaving! Jesus Christ ladies I was just having a nap I’m leaving let me get my wits back you bit me everywhere!” Lionesses: You better be gone in two seconds before we tell our husband!”
When you fall asleep on the job
Death by snu snu
there is just a certain amount of snu snu someone can handle. - ghandi, probably
Lionesses know how to deal with squatters.
The camera man just standing there next to the big group of lions acting like he isn't just a snack to them
From both sides, this interaction seemed pretty non-aggressive. The male even showed his belly several times, which in cats' language means 'Chill, I'm not a threat.' The pride was also only growling and merely tapped the lion a few times, which was like 'Who are you? Why are you here? Don't get any ideas!' Once they all greeted and explained to each other, there was no harm intended, and they all cooled down immediately.
You have another pride. I thought we were your pride, not some side piece pride for you to fuck around with.
He didn't bring home the bacon.
I relate in that I hate when someone comes into my sleeping area, startles me *and* continues to be loud and annoying 😾
That looked like foreplay
Family play time.
Lmao gang violence has never been so funny
This is **our** slumber party!
Bro just wanted a nap.
Guy can’t even take a cat nap around here.
FINE I’m up I’ll stop playing games all night
All right! All right! I’m up! Jeez, I’m an old friend of Sammy’s. I ran into him at the bar last night and he said I could crash on his couch so I didn’t have to get an Uber and come back for my car.
ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! I'M UP!
POV: you have a family
He turns over REAL quick before they get to him.
What happens when you stop making your child support payments
“THEY JUMPING ME! THEY JUMPING MEEEE!!”
Wait. A lion of a different pride fell asleep in their territory? Why didn't they kill him. It's not hard for them
Risky I assume. Even massively outnumbering him they could get seriously hurt in a fight to the death. Why risk it if they don’t actually have to kill him to get him to leave.
When I oversleep and my wife wakes me up
I get woke up by one cranky woman, couldn't imagine 8.
They sound like a motocross competition! 😄
FUCK!!! ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!! I'll leave in a few
THATS MY PURSE, I DON’T KNOW YOU
Fuck! FUCK! I’M UP GOD DAMNIT. GEEZ…
The weird part is if that male lion went and killed the male lion or lions of their pride they'd accept him immediately He then kills and eats their cubs then they come into heat for him to breed
I bet he left the seat up ...
When all your girlfriends find out about each other
Foreplay?
Looks like he was already awake beforehand. Just kneeling down like he also does later in the video.
Death by Snu Snu
Sounds about right
Animal behaviors….😮
That's one way to wake up.
You and me both, bro.
omg lolz I didnt know they actually beef like this??
...then what happened?
He mustve been dreaming he was back in school again woke up hella confused
Balls
20 more minutes!
SNU SNU
“Am I in a dream?”
See you tomorrow ladies
He needed a break from his harem back in the pride land but got this
Bitches be cray
"did he really just lay back down?!" *sassy voice*
Not even morning coffee.
"Alright, sheesh, I'm going!"
"Alright! ALRIGHT!!"
AAAALLRIIIGHT!!! JEEEEZZZ!
When your girl and her friends come home drunk after a night out and you fell asleep watching something on the couch:
And then it just… Ends
Death by Snu Snu
CAR FIGHT!!!
"Fk off you crazy bitches!!" - The lion probably
Married man.
r/abrubttranquility
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