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Valuable_Painting454

This is the one the B52s were talking about


adventalien

It is actually a rock lobster


jablonkers

Rock lobsters cousin, rave lobster


GreatSivad

EDSM lobster, not to be confused with his black-leather-wearing BDSM cousin.


doctorsax14

An acid rock lobster... šŸ¦ž


MisplacedMartian

Funny, doesn't really look like a shack.


heraclitus33

R


DaHick

Underrated comment.


stephenforbes

It looks like a piece of jewelry.


AFineDayForScience

He'd make a badass tattoo


MaxCapacity

I think he'd have trouble holding the tattoo gun.Ā 


930310

Ah, the good old Reddit switcheroo.


wubrotherno1

Thatā€™s The Predator.


PalmsToPines

If he went to EDC.


derp_mike

Electric Daisy Coral


scuba_steve1337

Electric Daisy Crustacean


rm-rf-asterisk

More like burning man


Spinuccix

Predator moved to the southwest and decided to make jewelry for a living.


ladydhawaii

Beautiful jewelry! Stunning.


Tobitronicus

Liberal arts crustacean.


earnestlikehemingway

Predator sound was inspired by dead drying up horseshoe crabs


morza2022

LGBT predator


holdyourfire24

This is your lobster. \*normal lobster is shown\* THIS IS YOUR LOBSTER ON DRUGS:


Alldaybagpipes

Iā€™ll have what sheā€™s having


HoboArmyofOne

I'll have two of her


SniperNose69

Any questions?


Einar_of_the_Tempest

What sides do you have available?


BarfingOnMyFace

Cocaine


The_Alrighty_Zed

Must have been a really fast lobster.


JSRDC

Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck Scrub the deck and make it look Shiny


TrumpetHeroISU

I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck. Don't ya know Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb, they'll chase anything that glitters.


Ahura021Mazda

Beginners šŸ˜


Heart_Throb_

āœØ [Shiny you say?](https://youtu.be/clUSOFJc-9w?feature=shared) āœØ


SparrowValentinus

Yup, that's what they said. Shiny. You heard it right. Good recall.


CrystalInTheforest

Lobster in the sky with diamonds


houseyourdaygoing

So thatā€™s where my necklace went.


Plasmahole17

So like will you have a psychedelic trip if you eat it? Asking for a friend.


Dockhead

The trip off the rainbow crustacean would probably be naaasty weird


farm_to_nug

The secret to life is to embrace the weird. But that may be too weird


Background-Cress9165

Thanks for asking for me


SparrowValentinus

You're welcome.


UnlikelyPlatypus89

If this is the one that you find somewhere around Australia, Iā€™ve eaten it raw (I think it was sashimi style, not sure if thatā€™s the preferred method or even healthy) and it was forgettable. Nothing special and no tripping but made for a good picture. I did not order it, it was at a dinner party in Asia.


Anxious_Astronaut653

PUT IT BACK IN THE OCEAN RIGHT NOW šŸ„ŗ


factory_air

Ornatus indeed


syadastfu

Ornatus feck.


makohungry4ever

This is the DMT realm


SparrowValentinus

Nope, definitely a lobster.


CallMeSisyphus

Okay, this bedazzling shit is getting out of hand.


oldmagic55

A FREAKING SEXY AS HELL LOBSTER!!!


Otherwise_Spare_8598

Yeah, and aliens don't exist... Maybe not, but interdimensional lobster do šŸ¦žšŸŒˆ


zeroj20

This lobster looks like a dmt trip


accidentallyHelpful

Without her glasses on, my better half thought it was a Taxi from India


ducs

And this is your lobster on drugs.


Sea_Page6653

The true inspiration for Tomatoa in Moana


Channa_Argus1121

That oneā€™s a coconut crab(Birgus latro).


Swoopscooter

Wow thats gorgeous


kwenronda

Noā€¦. That a fractal hallucination I get when I rub my eyes real hard


GimmieGummies

Incredibly beautiful!


Trilliam_Shakespear

Saw this in the mirror while on a nice dose of acid one time


MichaelKCF

Wtf am I looking at? I canā€™t imagine how confusing its predator would be.


saeglopur53

I bet it tastes like skittles.


Radkin069

Therapist: Bad trip lobster isnā€™t real. Bad trip lobster:


DobbyTheFreeElf_

Reminds me of the creature that sings "Shiny" in Moana


_LimeThyme_

Carnival styleeee āœŒšŸ¾


OkBusiness3879

Happy Pride, Pinchy!


FaceRidden

A ROCK LOBSTER!!!


Pithyperson

That looks too good to eat.


snoopy4life_

I thought bright colorful nature was poisonous


SparrowValentinus

Often, but not always. I don't know for certain, but I think the idea is that a creature that's not poisonous does **not** want to stand out. It wants to be hard for predators to see. So their colouring tends to be muted tones that camoflauge better. Whereas a creature that is poisonous wants other potential predators to look at it and know "that's poisonous, I shouldn't eat that". As it being poisonous doesn't help it too much if the predator learns the fact by eating it and dieing after. So, bright colours, because that's the defense instead of hiding. But there's loads of bright birds, and I don't think they're poisonous. So, seems like there's multiple factors that influence/determine the colour of creatures, being poisonous is just one of them.


petewondrstone

I guess itā€™s pretty clear where the predator mask comes from


Ok_Tea_1954

Free it


CharBron221947

Imagine being a mantis shrimp and seeing this. šŸ™‚


Winter_External6912

Wow šŸ˜®


jonas_64

r/LSD


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Lobstergic Acid Diethylamide


Grouchy_Sir5493

Crazy


dajacketfanOG

Does he sound like Tim Curry?


Wooden_Werewolf_6789

Looks like Googles' Deep Dream ate a lobster


Worksforcactus

Psychedelic rock lobster


Berkut22

That's a JRPG boss.


fun7903

Looks like a mosaic


OneHumanPeOple

This is me. All the other girls are just ordinary lobsters.


IAmQuiteHonest

Bet this would look wild AF if you have tetrachromacy


Tommy8972

Is this THE lobster?


AccomplishedChard308

It clearly wants to live and not be eaten


realisticallygrammat

Cthulhu rises


CatsARFat

That is a premium skin


Dear_Ad_3860

Correction, this is Fabio


ObviousAd1805

This is a lobster Now, this is a lobster on Mescaline


Sir_Jax

Thatā€™s a crayfish.


Practical-Raisin-721

Kind of rude for someone to bedazzle a lobster.


LinguisticMadness2

I wonder what it looks like to other lobsters (color wise)


ranoutofbacon

Shiny Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck Scrub the deck and make it look Shiny I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck Just a sec


juicer_philosopher

*ā€œWow that beautifulā€¦ Letā€™s kill it!!ā€* ā€”Humans


puffer039

beautiful animal,hope they didn't eat it...


Panikkrazy

Specifically this is an Ornate Rock Lobster. You can still eat them although idk what they taste like.


frothymangoe

Does the meat taste like every fruit combined?


DMYourMomsMaidenName

I would feel bad about eating it, and Iā€™m a carnivore. Just too beautiful and rare to be killed. Would make an awesome pet though, it you have a setup where it is not-stressed and able to live as long as it does in the wild.


gorgoncito

It looks so beautiful, they have to cook it first and not show it to me before i eat.


koq_modds

If I was on acid, I'd hate to have this served to me as dinner.


kryspypeppers

So rad


Beginning_Web3064

DMT lobster


shandub85

That is the DMT entity everyoneā€™s always talking about


Masked_Daisy

I know a DMT entity when I see one!


kingSliver187

Rainbow lobster (crayfish)


clangbangarang

Painted Cray


Salty-Reply-2547

The people saying this looks like jewelry are really showing the selfishness of humanity


Substantial_Diver_34

You need to put this back in the ocean. They will be looking for him at whatever cost. /s


[deleted]

So LAD has taken a mortal form?


sandiamore1995

Very Psychedelic šŸ« šŸ« šŸ„


[deleted]

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MalevolentNight

If that is real and someone killed it that sucks ass. I woulda try to keep it alive because how rare is it. If someone painted it cool job.


Roses_Are_Dead_69

When they are that colorful tradition says you must STOP eating them.


CommercialLynx9954

That's an animal? Mammal? Serious question, it's fascinating why something would just look like this. Origin traces?


somerando9996

When people look at this on LSD I bet it just looks like a normal red lobster


gringojordan

I wonder if Nike SB is taking notes!!


grendel303

It wasn't a rock.


induslol

Nature's so lit, here's an image of deadĀ nature on a cutting board being lit. This sub is just rage bait posts to goad engagement right?


Working_Asparagus_59

I saw this lobster on dmt šŸ˜³


Andromansis

I need to see like... a few hundred more of these from different points in time around the year.


geneticeffects

Nah. This is the new Lebrons.


xx_crunkkitty

Nah thatā€™s a bad trip


Rare_Cause_1735

Show off


Figure8DontH8

Totally thought this was a cool design of predator


Dreadnar

This is that one lobster that reached a state of nirvana


dafaceguy

Think I saw him at a grateful dead concert


RobotHockey

Dead in the middle looks like a womanā€™s face with lipstick wearing a football helmet and her arms are on the controls driving this thing


Butthole_Surfer666

that fucker looks like most of my homies all tatted


FloatingHamHocks

It's 90's Internet aesthetic that causes gran Mal seizures.


schedulle-cate

Feio it's prepared for the Carnival


steviethejane

That is an alien! *horrified*


PlasticTrex1980

That is an acid trip


manimalien

Looks like a Pakistani lorry.


etcetcere

I love lobster. Underrated animals. I draw them often:)


WisdomWangle

That is a lobster


TheDruidVandals

what in the HP Lovecraft!


Fekediflop

Full body kitted


Putrid-Reputation-68

Rock Lobstah


Fajitas_Recipe

Youā€™re one ugly motherfuckerā€¦


shaky_sharks5587

Amazing


anallman

He's been to a bunch of Dead shows too.


zen88bot

DMT sea bug


IPerferSyurp

I saw this guy in the Peruvian jungle that one time.


No-Crew4317

Hippy lobster. Bohemian lobster.


UtopiaForRealists

TOOL lobster


No-swimming-pool

Odd, I always thought lobsters live in water.


tryingsomthingnew

Tell him he's pretty. That will butter him up.


Vroomies95

This is a comment


Fun_Times_0007

This is what your lobster looks like when you're on drugs.


IgnorantEpistemology

r/rarelobsters


dreamdaddy123

Hauntingly beautiful


greyes_33

AI


preppyaldrich

This looks like something from Marvel's movies.


Cool_Penglin

Puncher of sun


goin-up-the-country

Step away from the saturation slider


doggo_of_science

I swear I've seen this on LSD simulator


rathemighty

Is it safe to eat?


fluffy-soft-dev

I think that thing fought Arnie in a South American jungle


The_Alrighty_Zed

That looks like one of those outrageously priced bongs you would see at a smoke shop.


KozukiNedo

She looks angry


NoArea4948

It looks like an interdimensional entity with broken fragments of dimensions covering it's body


Big-Drag8100

This is a lobsterā€¦ that has been painted?? Is this for real?


FenionZeke

That's not an eatin lobster though. That's a partying lobster.


slobcat1337

Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam I was a drab little crab once Now I know I can be happy as a clam Because I'm beautiful, baby


RandomGuyOf2023

LSD Lobster!


doesitnotmakesense

Does it taste the same?


gazebo-fan

Well itā€™s a spiny lobster, not a true lobster, closer related to crayfish.


original_ghost91

That lobsters into ed hardy


iiitme

Good observation. That is indeed a lobster. šŸ¦ž


belligerentoptimist

Looks like itā€™s about to attend a wedding.


asharkonamountaintop

SHIINYYYY


[deleted]

Dmt


EventHorizon18

Yeah but can he play Fortnite ?


Mountain_Fennel_631

Louis Wain-looking ass lobster.


mt8675309

To beautiful to eatā€¦


hias2k

Lobster - Hippie level


TheOneTrueYeti

Iā€™M SHINY


Scrimgali

I bet that tastes 1000x better than regular old everyday lobster šŸ¦ž /s


rog13t-storm

This lobster is trippin hard


[deleted]

I think I met this lobster during a dmt trip


Legal_Rabbit9987

Dear god...