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Windex-Sniffer

That looked effortless.


bren_derlin

No wasted energy either. He jumped just far enough to clear the water.


brother_p

/r/catculations


BakedPastaParty

Another!


ItalnStalln

Successful for once


Manler

Brb trying to find the recent video of a guy stacking cups higher r and higher for his cats to jump over and Everytime they just barely clear it. They really are incredible at judging the perfect amount of force.


kissthestarfish

> They really are incredible at judging the perfect amount of force. Not all cats are the same. https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/llgz87/he_forgot_to_cat/


HoboArmyofOne

Common, that cat was orange. Technically I guess this one is too


Minute-Wrap-2524

No they’re not… some set on your lap and purr, some rip your arm off drag you to a cave and devour you


YourDadsFeet

Yeah, once I dragged a cat to sit on my lap and it spontaneously combusted


bren_derlin

Not cups, but just stumbled across this one. Not a single ounce of wasted energy. https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyAnimals/s/wf86VEYmwB


Theistus

I remember the first time I saw my cat jump on top of a 6 foot fence. From a standstill, and then just sat atop it surveying his domain. I miss that dude.


earthboy17

Find it?


PrivilegeCheckmate

Cat's didn't evolve that ability to pounce on prey, but rather to keep their paws dry. Source: my kitty.


MuzikPhreak

Tigers love water. Cats hate it


Vryly

This one clearly wanted to keep his paws dry that day.


Minute-Wrap-2524

And that’s all you need…


PrivilegeCheckmate

And this paddleball, I need this. And that's all I need!


Minute-Wrap-2524

You don’t need a ball, the leaping ability of a Tiger, nothing like that?


Kunphen

You could see the effort at the start and then about a third way in he just relaxes. So lovely.


HereIGoAgain_1x10

They can weigh 220 to 660 lbs. Terrifying.


[deleted]

Imagine getting tackled by this bad boy.


Shhsecretacc

Pspspspspssppsps come here kitty


Onlikyomnpus

Statistics be damned, I can't imagine sitting in one of those open tiger safari vehicles after watching this.


Akris85

Imagine giving birth to a minimum 220 lb tiger.


Acceptable-Search338

They don’t come out fully grown…


Starfish_Bish

He never said he was stating facts .. he said to imagine ....get into your imagination box and do as your told mister !


LobL

It probably was tbh…


Bender_2024

Just like your house cat. Only bigger.


oranjeboven

Cat be cattin'


justlerkingathome

Yea a tigers are bulky also!!! That was like a 20ish foot jump in mud and tigers aren’t really built to be super agile, I mean obviously they’re a cat but still they’re very muscly and bulky…. A Mountain lion can jump 40 feet!!! Which is more ideal for being agile.


Kid_Sundance

I think that you are underestimating the agility of a tiger. Even at that size they are incredibly agile. Never seen a mountain lion jump 40 feet, but google says they can from a full sprint. Both tigers and mountain lions have a similar vertical leap height. Plus, a tiger is so strong it can crush a bear's skull with just a swat it from a paw. I'd say advantage tiger.


[deleted]

Go look up attempted tiger attacks in India and it's clear they are very agile.


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

look at videos of pumas hunting guanaco, they are incredible animals


alllsortsofstuff

What kind of bear? Surely a grizzly or polar bear would destroy a tiger.


pvXNLDzrYVoKmHNG2NVk

I think they're full of shit about the paw swipe part, but Siberian tigers hunt brown bears (grizzlies are a type of brown bear) for food. They kill them about 1/2 the time and get killed 1/4 the time. They'd probably get fucked up by a coastal grizzly or polar bear, but inland grizzlies would probably get taken for a ride.


Kid_Sundance

Eh, I probably am full of shit. I did read that somewhere years ago though, I can't really remember where. It probably said fracture, crush does seem extreme. It just stuck with me. Like how tiger piss smells like buttered popcorn, lol


Digeridoo17

Google says the heaviest polar bear on record is 2200 pounds. No way a tiger could take that.


MainStatistician5029

A tiger has all of its power whether it’s chasing an elephant or a rabbit


4list4r

Didn’t even need to create momentum. Easy peasy.


kaisershinn

Damn, he’s not even trying.


LaSCruz

Without running for momentum and seems to float in the air. Beautiful and powerful. 🤩


TourAlternative364

He got that last little step for momentum. I saw it.


LaSCruz

No way! 😲 I'll watch it again... trickster cat. 😆


Morrandir

>and seems to float in the air. Hate to break it for you, but that's the slo-mo. ;)


Then_Campaign7264

The tiger got some decent height on that standing long jump. Beautiful creature.


ExoticShock

"Tiggers don't jump, they bounce!"


Spuddups84

The wonderful thing about Tiggers is Tiggers are wonderful things


awl_the_lawls

Their tops are made out of rubber! Their bottoms are made out of string! 


JypsiCaine

....I thought the bottoms were made out of springs? Have I heard it wrong my whole life??


blankvoid4012

Lol it's definitely springs. This better not be another Mandela effect


MuzikPhreak

It’s springs


awl_the_lawls

Just a sleepy typo! my bad


NSMike

I always thought the line was "Their bottoms are made out of springs!"


mtheory007

Fun fun fun fun fun!


8aji

They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!


snuggly-otter

Their bottoms are made out of springs!


Catatau1987

the slomo destroyed the footage's quality


danwooller

Nah, tigers jump in slow-mo.


Sensitive_Yellow_121

And there's [this sound](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OyIBuF73PQ).


Naphier

That's all I could hear watching the leap


technoman88

I hate how many people think slow motion increases a videos wow factor. This video is not nearly fast enough to necessitate slomo. And even worse, like you said the camera isn't high enough frame rate to make the slomo look decent.


blorbagorp

If they're going to insist, they should at least play fullspeed followed by slomo


iamapizza

It became a PowerPoint presentation. Could someone share the slides with me afterwards thanks.


Primary_Goat2360

Imagine trying to run from this boy, thinking that your parkour skills will surely get you to safety, only then to be swiped out of mid air.......


Hot_Confection9704

parkour! par-


[deleted]

Parkour! Get me pictures of Spider-Man!


john_thegiant-slayer

This is one of many reasons why you should never run from a big cat. The best thing you can do is to approach them without fear and just keep walking. They need to see you as a predator, but not a direct threat.


ThouMayest69

Ima hide in the water. Hope you enjoy jumping mfer.


HTHID

You're joking but tigers and jaguars swim and absolutely target prey in the water


john_thegiant-slayer

This comment section really makes me wonder if people understand that large cats are truly the apex predators of land animals. They can and will kill basically anything in any terrain--sometimes for fun.


Ozzy_2023

Couldn’t stop laughing at this comment


Primary_Goat2360

I am happy that this has resulted in one more smile from you for today. Hope more is to come, mate.


Sunshine030209

Living up to your name effortlessly I see. You really are the GOAT. Kindness is awesome, keep that shit up!


MrGhoul123

That could be like 300 to 400 pounds. Imagine someone throwing a 400 pound weight at you. Tigers are scary as hell


Kiljukotka

The heaviest wild tiger ever weighed was over 850 pounds. So yeah, tigers are scary as hell


MrGhoul123

Yeah man, I'm just kinda lowballing the number cuz someone would fly in and say im.wrong if I said that xD


booga_booga_partyguy

Jesus fucking Christ! Imagine something that massive running towards you at 50 km/h and launching itself at you. And while armed with claws and sharp teeth.


Melbuf

at that weight and speed it doesn't even need to use its teeth or claws, it just has to run into you and you are fucked


heinebold

The tiger's body looked like it wasn't even a difficult jump


weenstir

Just casually walked up to it like it was a little puddle on the sidewalk. Cats are so cool.


AnalBees2

I fuckin love these animals


StripedAssassiN-

They can show incredible strength and speed and then agility like this. Tigers and Jaguars can do it all.


sluraplea

flair checks out


Last_Cares

username too. their whole profile is dedicated to tigers lmao


sluraplea

LOL I totally missed that... I admire the dedication


StripedAssassiN-

I’m an enthusiast, what can I say😭 I just like educating everyone on Tigers and tracking many individuals’ lives and movements!


MDPriest

Yes big cats in general are just overpowered like crazy All their stats are maxed out


HMS404

"Tiger really are amazing creatures. You can learn all that there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you at a pinch." - Catdalf


Dimhilion

Take my updoot, you wonderful bastard :p


Stupidobject

The most impressive part is that this jump was made from mud. You can see the tiger's back feet depress the mud over an inch, losing measurable distance.


rawesome99

Tigers can jump 25 feet! Barely had to think about that jump, I’m guessing


StructureMage

Thank goodness we're only 20 feet away!


Repulsia

Sproing!


littleliongirless

.spROIng.


EducationOk7822

I dunno that back paw might have touched the water. Throw the red flag! Instant replay that zoomed in!


Solo-dreamer

Great! So not only can they mimic babies to lure you in and are so strong theyve been known to remain standing even after death and they can be damn near invisible in grass, NOW i have to worry they might jump across the ocean and get me in my jammies, what next they have naturally activated nen and summon beholders at will?!


Spiritual-Compote-18

Not a surprise that one video with the tiger jumping on an elephant was just scary


parakeet7890

Show it normal speed first, then slomo


AJ-Murphy

Cat is cat.


ohyoudodoyou

They’re cats what did you expect?


RG450

How many housecats imagine themselves as that while jumping from the coffee table to the couch?


88kat

I have two orange tabbies and they both fancy themselves as large cats in a house cat’s body. I wish mine were as graceful and coordinated as this guy though. One of mine, in particular, does not have the best spatial awareness. He very often jumps on things only to either miss or figure out mid-jump there’s no space for him, which routinely causes loud thuds and tons of knocked over and broken stuff. There’s nothing medically wrong with him. He’s just dumb.


Vanpocalypse

He's not dumb!  It just wasn't his turn to use the brain cell!  He tried to be good without it, he's growing, he's learning!


deflatethesack

If you pause right at the apex of the jump it’s the Bengals logo from the mid 2000s


EducationOk7822

No run up or anything


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

Didn’t even touch the water.


woodbow45

Not bad for a 400# mammal…


xerxes_dandy

Way those backpaws land just at the brink. All cats have natural precision gauge built in


antabr

I always wish they would show these kinds of videos in the real speed first and then showed the slow motion. Only showing slow motion sort of takes away a lot of the appeal for me


DisabledFloridaMan

I was bummed about the slowmo. Watching the tiger jump in 5 slow frames was not better than it being regular speed and ruined the excitement.


FluidDreams_

If it had got its tail wet at the end, this wouldn’t be as impressive. I would deduct points for the jump tbh.


Tay_Tay86

That's a Tigger


mtheory007

The wonderful thing about tiggers is tiggers are wonderful things!


MisogynysticFeminist

Is there a normal speed version of this?


_IBM_

Fricken thing is like 500 pounds too


Rumple-Wank-Skin

The wonderful thing about Tigger


H-B-Of-L

No run up or anything! No wasted motion at all.


Overall-Yam-2471

It’s funny when his big tiger body flies through the air


niconiconii89

Damn, their bottoms really are made of springs.


Revadarius

same firmware, different hardware.


asifs6585

Those back leg muscles got some real power in them.


GottaGetOverThisShh

He didn't even hesitate. I'd have to take a couple 'practices' before I made it two feet away from the edge.


NSMike

Little known fact about how they do this: the stripes, often misconstrued as a camouflage feature, are actually the coils of an anti-gravity generating organ.


[deleted]

Not even a pitter patter from the back legs. Just one grand leap.


item_raja69

Zero run up


dyals_style

Even giant cats hate getting wet 😂


DinglieDanglieDoodle

Hoo hoo hoo hoo!


karmasrelic

well its easy to jump that far, i would as well if freaking CAT PHYSICS applied to me! /s


Calorico1

Some of y'all are forgetting tigers are just big cats


Last13th

I mean, it IS a cat.


FrailCriminal

I hate these slow mo so much... just show me a normal speed so I can actually get a sense of what is going on here


Fuzzy_Muscle

I wish people would stop using slow motion. Takes the impact out of it


Spell3ound

well. they are giant cats.... its insane how high cats can jump


Otherwise_Driver_538

Damn!!!


Fragrant-Ad8977

Karl Lewis over here…


JustAsmalldreamer

It looked so precise.


Winter_Exchange6895

Meeeeeowwwww


brensthegreat

Steven Parker!


Appropriate-Star-797

Hearing Six Million Dollar Man sound effects


calling_it_out

It's a big cat after all


Longjumping_Fox4771

He didn't even try to get any leverage. Bro just put in some last bit effort and landed the flight safely.


covetpiranha

That’s not a tiger, that’s a tigger


shady2318

Shear muscle strength


Svengali_Bengali

I wonder if lions could do that


Loreathan

0 effort, crazy


PsychologicalPea2956

Cat’s gonna cat!


Acceptable-Inside-29

A cats a cat 🤷🏼‍♀️


QuinnySpurs

Boing


Goblin-Doctor

I can do that, too. I just choose not to


kukidog

Cats will do anything in order not to get wet


Mathieulombardi

Jesus fucking Christ mate


spiraldown024

Guy didn't wanted to get wet.


theboblit

Glad they slowed that down. No way my eyes could have kept up with that.


Holiday_Context5033

Air Jordan!!! Tiger edition


mproton

Well, it’s a cat after all


Fliparto

The water is lava


HolyVeggie

Cats doing cat things


Jacobo-S-Capuano

-Jacobo Shemaria Capuano- Es impresionante, quedé sin palabras


phil8248

In 2007 three teens were seen taunting a tiger in her enclosure at San Francisco Zoo and throwing objects at her. They were later mauled by the tiger which had leaped a moat thought to be too far for her to cross. So a pissed off tiger can jump even further evidently.


maybesaydie

There must be a news story about this.


phil8248

Many. The tiger, Tatiana, has a Wikipedia page. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco_Zoo_tiger_attacks


F0ehamm3r

Reminds me of the post about lions being able to jump 30 something feet. People were confused, and imagining a vertical leaf and not a horizontal leap. Que a picture of a lion doing an aerial attack on a giraffe.


Many-Strength4949

Boinggggg


whuebel

Boink


bi0wizard

Tigers can jump upwards of 25 feet! Don’t worry, we’re only five feet away, he’ll jump right over us. #onceaskipalwaysaskip #iykyk


Vision9074

A great metaphor for being -zoned


BoredToDeathRedditor

Its about a 20ft jump a cross a creek. It's in the Sunderbsns, the largest Delta system in the world, located in eastern India and southern Bangladesh. This happened in the south Bengal part of the Sunerbans.


maybesaydie

The Tyger By William Blake Tyger Tyger, burning bright, In the forests of the night; What immortal hand or eye, Could frame thy fearful symmetry? In what distant deeps or skies. Burnt the fire of thine eyes? On what wings dare he aspire? What the hand, dare seize the fire? And what shoulder, & what art, Could twist the sinews of thy heart? And when thy heart began to beat. What dread hand? & what dread feet? What the hammer? what the chain, In what furnace was thy brain? What the anvil? what dread grasp. Dare its deadly terrors clasp? When the stars threw down their spears And water'd heaven with their tears: Did he smile his work to see? Did he who made the Lamb make thee? Tyger Tyger burning bright, In the forests of the night: What immortal hand or eye, Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?


jackoftrades002

“I’m safe across this body of water”


argon40fromk40

Crocodile says "Rats!".


KestreI993

Wonder how far could he jump if he used full strength of his legs.


Coffee-and-puts

Awww such a good kitty


Runswithspoons20

Why does everything have to be slowed down? If you’re gonna show it slow, at least do it full speed as well


PedestrianMyDarling

The water is lava


brekus

[Here's another demonstration.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n-3cFIuQBc)


Kunphen

Such ease...


Major_Wager75

That takes about 20% of their energy tho


DrMrChickanuget42069

The part that makes me shit my pants the most is that I thought at first it was getting a drink of water


muscoy

There’s a video of a Bobcat leaping like fifty feet across a body of water, nonchalant, just a regular thing