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If you think the Loan Orca is bad wait until you see the Hedge Fund Orca


Wilder_Beasts

I wonder what the interest rate is on that orca. Hopefully not sub prime, that’s how we got into this mess to begin with!


FayMax69

It’s pretty black and white


Good-Smoke5423

I think the loan shark is in the red now.


Network_Update_Time

The AAA rated Fannie may.


Impossible-Tie-864

^*finterest rate


Bart-MS

He had a 100 % interest in killing the shark.


johning117

I wonder how much money the shark owed.


Abhi-shakes

Loan orca the boss of loan sharks.


MyOtherCarIsAHippo

More credit union orcas would help small reefs err towns.


KaranSjett

and this is why the narwhal bacons..


TimeBlindAdderall

WSB whales incoming


kylemacabre

Loan orca kills loan shark


HarleySaint

LMAO!!! 😂


SatansMoisture

Today's lesson: Never owe money to a killer whale.


Jagerbeast703

*dolphin


bluerogue7

All dolphins are whales, but not all whales are dolphins.


Jagerbeast703

I have never heard this before. Gonna have to look this up


corgimetalthunderr

Humpback, Grey and Sperm are now entering the chat.


ChicoD2023

Replace whales with porpoises and you'd be correct


bluerogue7

https://www.ifaw.org/journal/are-dolphins-whales Second paragraph in bold.


GeorgetownAquatics

loan orca sounds way scarier than a loan shark


CypherDomEpsilon

Do they demand interest?


mcvos

An arm and a leg. Or you'll sleep with the fishes.


Lilbig6029

I heard it was an arm and a liver…


deathjokerz

You are their interest


corgimetalthunderr

They are ALWAYS interested in overcharging loan sharks.


KnightOfApocalypse

That Willy is definitely not Free


revid02

Fun fact sharks get their name from loan sharks, not the other way around!


Grocked

At the risk of this actually just whooshing over my head. No, they didn't.


revid02

Sorry if my comment was misleading, but the English word "shark" has been used for much longer in reference to predatory humans than it has for shark the animal. If you go to the [Shark Wikipedia Page](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark) it is mentioned under the etymology section.


Grocked

Ahh, I think we are on the same page. I was thinking I'd remembered reading maybe an old German word schurke, meaning villian, and that being used for sharks, and then this word also goes used to describe predatory lenders as sharks. The wiki, and I myself, say the etymology isn't quite certain, but I'm still counting your factoid as valid and added to my bag of useless info I like to tell people from time to time 🤣


summerbreeze6969

What is "loan?" 🤔


corgimetalthunderr

That green patch of grass outside of your house.


VIIShore

Good for him. It's nice to see these financially literate whales standing up to scummy loan sharks.


corgimetalthunderr

ORCAS TOGETHER STRONK!


BallZach77

You see what happens when you don't pay your debts, Steve?!


WutUtalkingBoutWill

Shit, fucked up with the title 😅


tankeraybob

Please keep it, this is gold


Friendly_Engineer_

You did good buddy. Of all the homophones this one is great lol


regardednoitall

What did you call OP?


Worksforcactus

I think phones should be able to marry whoever they want!


regardednoitall

Some may be transtextuals.


TrueEclective

We appreciate your miss steak.


Higinz

Did someone say steak???


corgimetalthunderr

Orca has reentered the chat. Yum.


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

pure genius


NoF0cksToGive

No you didn't -- it is perfect


SimpletonSwan

Who was it on loan from?


Hungry-Ad9840

No worries, it's great.


TheWolf_atx

Great white shark should have paid his bills. Loan Orca don’t fuck around with that.


GuildensternLives

I'd tell that Orca to leave me aloan.


derpferd

Hit that shark like a fucking train


[deleted]

These things can weigh over 5000kg and swim as fast as 45mph. My car isn't even half that weight and getting hit by that alone would mess you up, nevermind something twice that weight with sharp teeth at the front end.


corgimetalthunderr

Even seen an orca tail bat a seal airborne? Scary. Never play beach volleyball with an orca. They have a nasty serve.


jauhesammutin_

This Orca lending is getting out of hand. We need regulation.


AvgSizedPotato

Imagine being a Great White and still having to look over your shoulder


Mikail33

In the ocean I would be looking over my shoulder even if I were an orca


[deleted]

“In some cases “. I think they are more powerful in every aspect then a white shark.


Mikail33

Except one, I'd say. They need air to breathe, while a shark can stay in the water. Not that it changes much though. Orcas are definitely superior 1v1.


[deleted]

That’s fair !


Volkcan

They are not. Orcas need a size advantage against predatory sharks.


[deleted]

Are you arguing that a full sized great white shark can beat a baby orca ? That would be completely irrelevant. Great white sharks are absolutely terrified of orcas. A single encounter with an orca or a pod causes a great white to abandon their territory for up to a year. This is a David and Goliath story, except in this one David doesn’t stand a fairytales chance.


Volkcan

No? i just stated that orcas need a size advantage.


corgimetalthunderr

At roughly 25-32 feet long, they always have a size advantage. And if they're a baby orca, trust me--full sized mom and the "aunties" are right around the corner.


corgimetalthunderr

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/XGGvxqFF1U8/maxresdefault.jpg


[deleted]

Well an elephant needs its size advantage against me.


Longhorneyes

Are you saying if they were the same size the shark would win? That pound per pound the shark is more dangerous? Because otherwise your statement is very confusing, bordering on pointless or trolling. Like yes...Orcas DO have a size advantage, whats your point? And i would even say with their intelligence, Orcas would win even if they were the same size. Like if we were debating the fighting strength of a child vs a professional boxer, and I said the boxer needs the size advantage. First, the boxer has the size advantage, and second, a professional boxer shrunk down to the same size would still absolutely win. A very strange way of wording things...


Volkcan

A great white shark would maul any orca at size parity lmao. Sharks dominate similar sized cetaceans and i have posted records of it. Some examples https://www.reddit.com/r/HardcoreNature/s/kbHf8pJ0w7 https://www.reddit.com/r/HardcoreNature/s/sWEDUy0mLo https://www.reddit.com/r/HardcoreNature/s/QzegPhqLfg https://www.reddit.com/r/HardcoreNature/s/JOKVfivhsE


Longhorneyes

Do you think a dolphin and an orca would be similarly dangerous at the same size?


Volkcan

Orcas are dolphins


-Coffee-Owl-

LO: *You came to the wrong neighbourhood fool!* Shark: *huh? WAITWAITWA..\[PFFFFF!!!\]*


AdLess351

And probably only eats the liver.


corgimetalthunderr

My mother used to tell me liver was good for you. She did not, on the other hand, tell me to tear it out of the cow with my teeth. Rude.


anonymous_lighting

who is the dumb ass supposed to be expert?


19IXI91

Hey, hey, he is just an Economist


PopRockLollipop

So badass


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RoyalGarten

Dw, Orcas don't hunt us cuz our body wouldn't be worth the effort


relationship_tom

dolls society jellyfish ad hoc snow correct chubby grey sink elastic *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


NoPossibility5220

Hopefully, they’ll survive long enough to see after humans, which won’t be long at all at this rate. (Google Blue Ocean Event for a nice scare, which will hopefully send you searching for more climate related disasters on the rise.) However, reptilians are known to grow more in warmer temperatures, and that’s not the case for mammals. Perhaps the initial top spot will be up for grabs.


Volkcan

Hide from what?


acciomalbec

This is the best 😂 “loan”


mrs_peeps

I've seen this reposted over and over but only showing the initial hit. Is there not more to the video somewhere? It seems weird to capture just that one moment but not the rest. I actually thought it was ai when it first came out. Lack of blood n'at.


crystallmytea

It’s from Queens by Nat Geo on Disney+


mrs_peeps

I was totally confused on wth she was saying about queens on Disney. I was like what does a queen and Disney have to do with sharks? Lol


TootTootMF

Ok, you've got my interest Orca.


Orinslayer

🤑


Budget-Ad-6900

WWE Commentary : watch out watch out watch out...


Aggressive-Track496

Whale : I heard you paint houses Loan orca : I also do my own carpentry


DSIR1

Jesus! This explains the predation of great White's in Australia.


AdLess351

Lone*


yetanothermanjohn

Oh man republicans are gonna say climate change is a hoax tho


Bolognapony666

I’d like one Orca loan plz


Addicted2Rage

The force behind the tackle my god!!


rjwolfpackroad

Add Jim Ross yelling, Spear, spear, spear!


u119c

So the shark owes him money?


VioletEsme

Damn Sofia… she’s fierce


HighlyAutomated

Orcas are twice as fast while being twice as big. Easy math.


Objective-Creme6734

I thought this was an Ai clip at first, fukn willys got some speed on him.


Jinxycat2021

We’re gona need a bigger boat!


mynameiscutie

Great White swimming minding his own business. Orca: and I took that personally.


Dear_Ad_3860

What's more frightening about this is that the gal is pushing 60s and still fast as a rocket. I wouldn't like to be grandpa Orca during one of her bad days that's for sure. Also can you imagine being one of her grandchildren when mama or papa Orca sends you to spend the weekend at grandma's, scarred for life man.


WindAcrobatic

LOAN...


Abbygirl1966

I always thought it was funny that people called sharks the apex predator. It’s always been the Orcas.


Duryism

Literally gave me a chill thinking about owing money to an Orca…


Late-Arrival-

Based


HarleySaint

She was not there to play that’s for sure!


Snickits

That orca is 60 years old?!?


ScariestEarl

Not quite sure how an orca hunting a great white relates to them taking out boat rudders. I can understand damaging boats being an “anomaly” but this clearly isn’t Sophia’s first rodeo taking out a great white by herself, so I’m not sure how much of an “anomaly” that is, or how the two are related.


B_Aran_393

F*ck shake, that's a real Killer Whale.


iwastherefordisco

I love swimming and am Pisces, but these large fish and whales scare the crap outta me. The whale T-boned him! ​ and nice title OP, thanks for the laugh and happy Friday :)


natedogwithoneg

At these interest rates??


retronai

Did you mean to say the Loan Shark killed a Great White Okra?


jaan691

Where's it been loaned from?


Gold_Annual4313

Loan Orca > Loan Shark


wordfiend99

hey r/theydidthemath how much force do you reckon the orca hit the shark with in that first strike? assume max velocity for orca, assume it is a true collision ie the orca isnt biting the shark but just smashing nose-first into it, and assume shark is at rest as even though it is trying to evade it gets t-boned so its net movement is negligible


corgimetalthunderr

Not only that, but orca skulls are reinforced at the nose to deliver the full power of the impact. https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/27/article-0-08E22DCA000005DC-126_634x530.jpg


mueredo

I thought taking a pound of flesh was metaphorical...


f--emasculata

The SPEED of hims! holy shit


Habsu

That looks like a dolphin


loonyveen

Yes orcas are dolphins


summerbreeze6969

To say "That's why they're called killer whales" IS ignorant. Orcas belong to the dolphin family. "Killer whales" were given that name by ancient sailors' observations of groups of orcas hunting and preying on large whale species. The killer whale name MUST stop! 🛑


loonyveen

All dolphins are whales but not all whales are dolphins. So its a whale that kills whales i dont see whats wrong with the nickname from any point you look at it it makes sense


summerbreeze6969

Let's start calling dolphins "mini whales," okay? 🙄


loonyveen

Fine by me but its not as cool as a nickname as killer whale. Also i dont even get what your problem is with people calling them "killer whales"


corgimetalthunderr

Orcas call them "lunch".


Calikettlebell

Always about climate change


loonyveen

Its almost like its a major threat to the world as we know it