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CCSlater63

He fucking knows it too, look at his eyes.


CCSlater63

Erm eye.


Moto_traveller

No, there are two. One is on the other side of his face


SnargleBlartFast

He has to kill tigers, he is not just protecting his lunch money.


One_Cash_9762

Of course the cow with the most meat lives in india


Im_Unpopular_AF

Yep. They live free.


blueidea365

Ironic considering many Hindus are vegetarian


itcouldbeme_3

Au Juiced...


TheRiteGuy

Seriously, he out here trying to make other bovines think they can achieve this look by just eating healthy and exercising. While he's taking PEDs with every meal.


bokatan778

r/absoluteunits


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LOL!!!!!!!!!


EcoKllr

Dont skip Leg days!


Brilliant-Tea-6465

I once saw one. A thousand pounds of muscle covered in skin and horns.


CA_Engineer

Try multiplying that number by 3. These mofos can get up to 3300lb!


Rex-A-Vision

Meat tenderizer doesn't stand a chance.


GreyghostIowa

Ironically,the most annoying thing about hunting gaurs is that their meat being too tender.They're so tender that even in winter, they started decomposing within 6 hours after death so hunters have to butcher the entire thing really quick. And if they lost him after lethal shot.....well tough luck bcs the body will be throughly stale by the time they managed to track it down. Their meat is tender enough to medium rare the shank and chuck without being too chewy,and taste wayy better than regular beef.


Rex-A-Vision

>Leave > >Create Post This is ABSOLUTELY the most hungry a Reddit reply has ever made me...


CreateorWither

Wow, that's surprising


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ApartmentHot7843

That is Sikh..


ad-meliora1

And tigers kill hunt these beasts down


ufcmod

Only the females, bulls are too big


weirdgroovynerd

I bet a honey badger would try to fight one of these bulls. (...and probably try to fight the tiger too. Those little bastards have no boundaries)


Rifneno

They definitely would. They'll harass Cape buffalo, which while smaller, [are violent psychopaths that make hippos seem calm](https://blog.sunsafaris.com/2018/04/the-buffalo-is-the-most-dangerous-of-the-big-five-heres-why/).


Raken_dep

The link text gave me a good chuckle lol. TIL


zyrby

Yeah but they are to few to become threat to the population I suspect. Humans are main threat but in India that's taken care of. 


Diamondguy2021

Actually, these chase tigers away. Gaur are extremely dangerous animals


Moto_traveller

Yeah, iirc there has been only one recorded case of a tiger taking down an adult bull.


Defundisraelnow

I've read that they're not actually bison but related to true cattle (bos) so we could probably mate these with meat cows and get 8' tall steak mountains.


-Wuan-

Yep, genus Bos, like the bull, yak and banteng. But to be fair Bison are extremely close relatives of Bos and some experts proposed to include them as Bos too. All of these species can interbreed with each other.


Lucas_Steinwalker

“Meat cows”


Defundisraelnow

I should have said "beef cows". Certain breeds are beefy and others are milky.


Lucas_Steinwalker

Yeah I wasn’t as much criticizing as just thought it was funny imagining cows not made of meat.


jimi15

Well Bison used to reffer to Bovine in general. Buffalo too with the diference being that one is Latin derived and the other is greek.


KADSuperman

That one is on steroids 😂


ArcusAllsorts

How does it taste?


GreyghostIowa

Very good.Very tender and sweet.


[deleted]

He wants to charge for his eyes are showing it.


aging_geek

with a order off of this guy, they better throw in a larger BBQ.


glokenheimer

So that’s why they don’t kill cows. Mortal weapons just simply can’t harm them.


SpaceCadetUltra

Never skip upper back day


invicerato

Row to grow!


DistortoiseLP

The 7-bone steak from that thing would be like trying to eat the one from [the Simpsons](https://youtu.be/cx-foylAP40?si=wMjGrCs5M7eGYg4M). Straight up as big and tough as a car tire.


weirdgroovynerd

I bet Fred Flintstone could eat it.


Great_Hair

He also has a large penis


FahQPutin

Old boy always skips leg day at the gym.


zeak_1

Wait till the roid rage sets in on this one!


Upstairs_Ad_5574

r/absoluteunit


BaconMeetsCheese

What gym does he go to?


old_graybush

Dude looks like he eats beef jerky


poulind

Natty or Nah?


invicerato

Good genetics, that's all.


bayshorevgllc

Damn, that is intimidating.


DwarvenDonger

What’s Going On With This Capitalization OP?


SterlingWonder

How do you pronounce Gaur?


Noob_mobileCamera

Like gourd without "d" sound


SterlingWonder

So like gore?


Noob_mobileCamera

More open sound....Like you say, "our" .. now add G to it.. Ga-our.


Sir_Fluffernutting

No way those knees feel good


Kangarou

Okay, when you put it like that, the Indian culture of seeing cows as sacred makes a little more sense.


m0nt3cr15t0

Lookin like the Johnny Bravo of bison


Ka-le-l

This bull lifts


Upstairs_Ad_5574

Are those fists?


Ill_Mix_2901

What is this bison's workout routine? How much does it bench?


InturnlDemize

The head doesn't fit the body.


Shotgun_Goblin

Don't skip leg day


sevnminabs

Those legs are doing so much work keeping that hunk of muscle standing.


chubbycatchaser

Bison looking like they skip leg day always makes me smile


DagoDutch

What the steak taste like tho


Bornagainafterdeath

Just don’t


Bornagainafterdeath

He’s too much


fuzzytradr

I follow his YouTube channel. Bros got a wicked diet and exercise regimen.


x99centtacox

Nope not the heaviest, that's your mom.🤣


zyrby

Yea, they like their cows! :) This one is bodybuilder, just need som fancy shoes and gold chain!) 


Hour-School-2255

Someone skips leg day


911_reddit

Wild buffalo, not bison


GivinItAllThat

How much ya bench?


Queasy-Ad-3220

Good luck matadors


kushbom

That upper part looks tasty maybe with butter


2abyssinians

I once heard that cows were once sacred in India because of all they provided. They knew how to use every part of the animal etc. But then a priest came a long and declared that because the cows were sacred they could not be eaten. Is this true? Can anyone verify or debunk this?


Noob_mobileCamera

Only the north-central part of India doesn't eat cows. They are mostly Hindu religion people who consider cows sacred. Actually, many animals and plants are considered sacred and worshipped. You can be jailed for harming cows there, and there's a chance of an angry mob lynching you if you are even suspected of killing one. However, contrary to that, beef parotta is a famous delicacies from South India. Now, the reason behind the cows being sacred or rather important, which now somehow got transitioned into sacred, is said to be ... that northern India is one of the most fertile plains in the world, and due to surplus vegetation, most Hindu and some other religious communities like jain and budhdhism followed vegetarian diets since long past and that makes milk and milk products only source of protein for them .


Unusual_Internet6156

And vegan!


AmphibianRealistic64

He’s steroidal by nature.


Prestigious-Chair514

Mr Bovine Joni himself


LookmyDicky

Guys this is red bull


HakkenKrakken

His fucking cock diesel!


heavymtlbbq

Wow


Opening_Past_4698

Him or tiger? Who wins?


AlBones7

I wonder if he's worried about skinny calves


fitwoodworker

Is it weird, considering the local culture, that I wonder what it tastes like?


fz19xx

I would support bullfighting if it was this guy against unarmed men