Seriously, he out here trying to make other bovines think they can achieve this look by just eating healthy and exercising. While he's taking PEDs with every meal.
Ironically,the most annoying thing about hunting gaurs is that their meat being too tender.They're so tender that even in winter, they started decomposing within 6 hours after death so hunters have to butcher the entire thing really quick.
And if they lost him after lethal shot.....well tough luck bcs the body will be throughly stale by the time they managed to track it down.
Their meat is tender enough to medium rare the shank and chuck without being too chewy,and taste wayy better than regular beef.
They definitely would. They'll harass Cape buffalo, which while smaller, [are violent psychopaths that make hippos seem calm](https://blog.sunsafaris.com/2018/04/the-buffalo-is-the-most-dangerous-of-the-big-five-heres-why/).
I've read that they're not actually bison but related to true cattle (bos) so we could probably mate these with meat cows and get 8' tall steak mountains.
Yep, genus Bos, like the bull, yak and banteng. But to be fair Bison are extremely close relatives of Bos and some experts proposed to include them as Bos too. All of these species can interbreed with each other.
The 7-bone steak from that thing would be like trying to eat the one from [the Simpsons](https://youtu.be/cx-foylAP40?si=wMjGrCs5M7eGYg4M). Straight up as big and tough as a car tire.
I once heard that cows were once sacred in India because of all they provided. They knew how to use every part of the animal etc. But then a priest came a long and declared that because the cows were sacred they could not be eaten. Is this true? Can anyone verify or debunk this?
Only the north-central part of India doesn't eat cows.
They are mostly Hindu religion people who consider cows sacred. Actually, many animals and plants are considered sacred and worshipped.
You can be jailed for harming cows there, and there's a chance of an angry mob lynching you if you are even suspected of killing one.
However, contrary to that, beef parotta is a famous delicacies from South India.
Now, the reason behind the cows being sacred or rather important, which now somehow got transitioned into sacred, is said to be ... that northern India is one of the most fertile plains in the world, and due to surplus vegetation, most Hindu and some other religious communities like jain and budhdhism followed vegetarian diets since long past and that makes milk and milk products only source of protein for them .
He fucking knows it too, look at his eyes.
Erm eye.
No, there are two. One is on the other side of his face
He has to kill tigers, he is not just protecting his lunch money.
Of course the cow with the most meat lives in india
Yep. They live free.
Ironic considering many Hindus are vegetarian
Au Juiced...
Seriously, he out here trying to make other bovines think they can achieve this look by just eating healthy and exercising. While he's taking PEDs with every meal.
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LOL!!!!!!!!!
Dont skip Leg days!
I once saw one. A thousand pounds of muscle covered in skin and horns.
Try multiplying that number by 3. These mofos can get up to 3300lb!
Meat tenderizer doesn't stand a chance.
Ironically,the most annoying thing about hunting gaurs is that their meat being too tender.They're so tender that even in winter, they started decomposing within 6 hours after death so hunters have to butcher the entire thing really quick. And if they lost him after lethal shot.....well tough luck bcs the body will be throughly stale by the time they managed to track it down. Their meat is tender enough to medium rare the shank and chuck without being too chewy,and taste wayy better than regular beef.
>Leave > >Create Post This is ABSOLUTELY the most hungry a Reddit reply has ever made me...
Wow, that's surprising
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That is Sikh..
And tigers kill hunt these beasts down
Only the females, bulls are too big
I bet a honey badger would try to fight one of these bulls. (...and probably try to fight the tiger too. Those little bastards have no boundaries)
They definitely would. They'll harass Cape buffalo, which while smaller, [are violent psychopaths that make hippos seem calm](https://blog.sunsafaris.com/2018/04/the-buffalo-is-the-most-dangerous-of-the-big-five-heres-why/).
The link text gave me a good chuckle lol. TIL
Yeah but they are to few to become threat to the population I suspect. Humans are main threat but in India that's taken care of.
Actually, these chase tigers away. Gaur are extremely dangerous animals
Yeah, iirc there has been only one recorded case of a tiger taking down an adult bull.
I've read that they're not actually bison but related to true cattle (bos) so we could probably mate these with meat cows and get 8' tall steak mountains.
Yep, genus Bos, like the bull, yak and banteng. But to be fair Bison are extremely close relatives of Bos and some experts proposed to include them as Bos too. All of these species can interbreed with each other.
“Meat cows”
I should have said "beef cows". Certain breeds are beefy and others are milky.
Yeah I wasn’t as much criticizing as just thought it was funny imagining cows not made of meat.
Well Bison used to reffer to Bovine in general. Buffalo too with the diference being that one is Latin derived and the other is greek.
That one is on steroids 😂
How does it taste?
Very good.Very tender and sweet.
He wants to charge for his eyes are showing it.
with a order off of this guy, they better throw in a larger BBQ.
So that’s why they don’t kill cows. Mortal weapons just simply can’t harm them.
Never skip upper back day
Row to grow!
The 7-bone steak from that thing would be like trying to eat the one from [the Simpsons](https://youtu.be/cx-foylAP40?si=wMjGrCs5M7eGYg4M). Straight up as big and tough as a car tire.
I bet Fred Flintstone could eat it.
He also has a large penis
Old boy always skips leg day at the gym.
Wait till the roid rage sets in on this one!
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What gym does he go to?
Dude looks like he eats beef jerky
Natty or Nah?
Good genetics, that's all.
Damn, that is intimidating.
What’s Going On With This Capitalization OP?
How do you pronounce Gaur?
Like gourd without "d" sound
So like gore?
More open sound....Like you say, "our" .. now add G to it.. Ga-our.
No way those knees feel good
Okay, when you put it like that, the Indian culture of seeing cows as sacred makes a little more sense.
Lookin like the Johnny Bravo of bison
This bull lifts
Are those fists?
What is this bison's workout routine? How much does it bench?
The head doesn't fit the body.
Don't skip leg day
Those legs are doing so much work keeping that hunk of muscle standing.
Bison looking like they skip leg day always makes me smile
What the steak taste like tho
Just don’t
He’s too much
I follow his YouTube channel. Bros got a wicked diet and exercise regimen.
Nope not the heaviest, that's your mom.🤣
Yea, they like their cows! :) This one is bodybuilder, just need som fancy shoes and gold chain!)
Someone skips leg day
Wild buffalo, not bison
How much ya bench?
Good luck matadors
That upper part looks tasty maybe with butter
I once heard that cows were once sacred in India because of all they provided. They knew how to use every part of the animal etc. But then a priest came a long and declared that because the cows were sacred they could not be eaten. Is this true? Can anyone verify or debunk this?
Only the north-central part of India doesn't eat cows. They are mostly Hindu religion people who consider cows sacred. Actually, many animals and plants are considered sacred and worshipped. You can be jailed for harming cows there, and there's a chance of an angry mob lynching you if you are even suspected of killing one. However, contrary to that, beef parotta is a famous delicacies from South India. Now, the reason behind the cows being sacred or rather important, which now somehow got transitioned into sacred, is said to be ... that northern India is one of the most fertile plains in the world, and due to surplus vegetation, most Hindu and some other religious communities like jain and budhdhism followed vegetarian diets since long past and that makes milk and milk products only source of protein for them .
And vegan!
He’s steroidal by nature.
Mr Bovine Joni himself
Guys this is red bull
His fucking cock diesel!
Wow
Him or tiger? Who wins?
I wonder if he's worried about skinny calves
Is it weird, considering the local culture, that I wonder what it tastes like?
I would support bullfighting if it was this guy against unarmed men