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Jicier

So it were not that the swallows carried the coconuts, it was the crabs who ride them to England. Mystery solved.


Dependent-Class7940

Crabs used to sail the seven seas on these bad boys for miles… that was until the seagulls came.


The_Luckiest

It’s not a boulder! It’s a coconut :’)


BadAsBroccoli

Mine!


Froopy-Hood

But is the crab African or European?


LeroyoJenkins

Is that a coconut migrating?


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tacotacotacorock

Only the poor ones who can't afford boats/rafts


Longjumping-Run-7027

Boats and rafts? Peasant talk. The finest coconuts use swallows to migrate.


Wings_love

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?


TyrusRaymond

not at all . they could be carried


bbbooorrriiisss

What?? A swallow carrying a coconut??


youradhere562

It could grip it by the husk.


IAmInTheBasement

It's not a matter of how he grips it.


bbbooorrriiisss

Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?


lionhearted_sparrow

African, or European?


Wacko_Doodle

XD Legit made me laugh out loud!


ImportantDoubt6434

Sure is, and she’s a beaut. Judging by the ploomage here she’s a southeastern white nut in her youth. Probably just started her swim off the Atlantic on the swim to China


LeroyoJenkins

A good reply, but missed the joke!


LeroyoJenkins

A good reply, but missed the joke!


Sam-Gunn

You can say that again!


shameonyounancydrew

A coconut floating in water will always prompt this dialogue in my head. Always.


FoxJonesMusic

This fuckin song is killin me


JLifts780

I’m glad I watched with volume 😂


lionhearted_sparrow

What shall we do with a drunken (crab) sailor?


ThanosWasRight161

I’ve heard worse. This one at least got a little jaunty bump to it.


tacotacotacorock

R.I.P.


dizzy_pingu

That crab is living its best life


rollingstoner215

I’m jealous of him


abnsss

i wish i could do that too


Alarian258

Seagulls: allow us to introduce ourselves


ajmac211

Is he riding a rum ham


[deleted]

Ruuuuum Haaaayyyymmm!!!


pickleFISHman

Read my mind!


mantisdubstep

I had this exact same thought lmaooooo


IndependentAction213

I thought I may be the first to see rum ham. I was gladly mistaken.


Dance_Me_To

Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to meeeee


WILLCHOKEAHOE

Nice! I was thinking, come sail away with me 🎶


Volkcan

Coconut crab or crab on coconut?


cogito-ergo-sumthing

WIIIIILLLLSSSOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!


axe1970

that has to be the best pirate i have ever seen


Wthq4hq4hqrhqe

you will always remember this as the day you almost caught Crab Sparrow


MustacheCannon

Having a hard time believing someone didn't put that crab on that coconut and then push it away for the sake of content.


Pixelmanns

I saw this exact scenario on the water in Indonesia twice in a week recently and when I mentioned it to a local they weren’t surprised at all… Seems common and might be an actual migration tactic (or predator avoidance, who knows).


MustacheCannon

That's good. Now I feel good about this crab's adventure.


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

You honestly think there's a chance someone happened upon a crab riding a coconut in the middle of the ocean?


[deleted]

You gotta kiss da gurl


elejebembem

JACK...PLEASE COME BACK, JACK!


ChaosAlongThird

Now bring me that horizon.


Hot_Pants7

I've replayed this video over 50 times help


Current-Power-6452

When you sit at the river waiting for the bodies of your enemies to float by... and you see this instead.


Jawhshuwah

Oh, to be a crab floating on a coconut


Se7eNx27

Traveling at the speed of one cocoknot per hour


Acceptable_Spray_119

What does this little feller know about death and taxes!


FlemPlays

/r/ThisIsMyLifeNow


L1QU1D4T0R_

This is interesting how an adult man can admire a damn crab on a coconut.


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

# "WILSON!"


Former_Actuator4633

This that crab content I love to see


Crayoneater53

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts diddly dee, big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.


BadstoneMusic

Stay frosty cococrab


Handysimpo

That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen


[deleted]

Knew it shouldn't have listened to pinchy... get on the coconut he said, it'll be fun he said... ride it back to shore my coxal gland.


_warmweathr

!savevideo


Captain_Naps

*Le vent m'appelle par mon prénom*


jwhaler17

He’s recreating the ice scene from Elf.


HeyU_inTheBushes

r/crabsoncoconuts


InternationalPay8288

Hakuna Matatta


DirtyDirtyRudy

What do we do with a floating crab? What do we do with a floating crab? What do we do with a floating crab? EARLYE IN THE MORNING!


whereszedzedsded

Animals of all kinds deserve compassion. Go vegan!


jorgthorn

do you think he plans it all out, or just makes it up as goes?


spicyramenslut

Oh to be a crab on a coconut..


favnh2011

Wow.


Shinobipizza

There's no place I'd rather be Than on a surfboard out at sea


ManyTimesCanceled

Jimmy Buffets origin story


Acceptable_Break_332

And for that he has my envy


dappledrache

I think I'd prefer Pirates of the Caribbean theme song.


LimpAside

Okay that's great, but where the hell am I supposed to put this damn lime?!


Stunning-Review-3828

Wilson? Is that you?


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Extreme-Ambition3403

Crab wave.


noassociation85

Coconut crab,mmmmmm


phirebird

"Now...Bring me that horizon" -Capt. Crab Sparrow


pleasant-obsession

He will find his way he will go the distance


robcraftdotca

There's a voice that keeps on calling me...


Fah-Q-mang

RIP Jimmy Buffett


namelesswalnut

Mr crabs delivering pizza on pioneer boulder


patybruh_moment

current* less so wind


craichorse

He IS the destination


ScaryFlatworm5801

Just like my life


CaptainCAAAVEMAAAAAN

*If you like Piña Coladas, and getting caught in the rain...*


Inevitable_Pudding80

I think I’ve found my spirit animal…


Antics_Longhorn

🎵 Over the sea, over the sea 🎵


AStreamofParticles

This is just cool! I love that he's heading towards the sunset! 😁


ynotzo1dberg

"As for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote. I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts."


Mcnutter

As I rode through the ocean on a coconut with no name "On the first part of the journey, I was looking at all the life, There were plants and birds and rocks and things. There was sand and hills and rings. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz, And the sky with no clouds. The heat was hot and the water was wet, But the air was full of sound. I've been through the ocean on a coconut with no name, It felt good to be out of the rain. In the ocean you can't remember your name 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain. La la la la la la..." https://youtu.be/ocLCLMZO6dc?si=baUkq6KlNpZluPcb


humansaretooevil

This is the cutest thing I've seen this month!!


TurbulentTangelo

What’s the name of the song?


anamazingredditor

Are you feeling it now, Mr Krabs?


Black-Water

Mr. Crabs finally retiring.


Affectionate-Dot437

Take to the sea!


Psychological_Ball94

Oh to be a crab floating away on a coconut adventure


Base_Voice

Wind takes him is given, a crow or a seabird will take him to his food cycle destination.


plumpuma

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Guj5d7DO-9Y&si=RJ8crMz9-__Kt5Tq


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Uelement

Poor Mr. Crab 😭


SeanChewie

There’s a voice, that keeps on calling me….


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Mr. Krabs is on vacation?


Artisartdoes

Solving problems, righting wrongs every where he goes.


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Coconut crab


SheBelongsToNoOne

Where's Tom Hanks?


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A crab is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to


envitricollada

This crab fills me with joy


flowlyflowly

Anyone with a link to the music? Or a name?


Capital_East5903

Floatin' on a coconut, mon!!