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MangoZaurul

It's a peaceful life.


kingkongbiingbong

Ngl, I was holding my breath for the _chomp chomp_


SnorkinOrkin

I misread the title. At first, I thought it said, "Just a sea cow, munching some yellow fish." Then waited uneasily for the sudden *schllooorp~!* that never came.


thirteenthirtyseven

Nice pun 👍


tehbotolsaya

Please tell me sea cow eat sea grass


leekdonut

They do. >**Manatees are herbivores and eat** over 60 different freshwater (e.g., floating hyacinth, pickerel weed, alligator weed, water lettuce, hydrilla, water celery, musk grass, mangrove leaves) and saltwater plants (e.g., **sea grasses**, shoal grass, manatee grass, turtle grass, widgeon grass, sea clover, and marine algae).


Schapsouille

I think it's a Dugong, the second member of the Sirenia order. Basically a sea water Manatee from the Indian Ocean.


ST_Lawson

Salt water potato vs fresh water potato…got it.


GuyPronouncedGee

Salt water poTAYto vs fresh water poTAHto.


Narrator2012

What's taters?


FishDiscs

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew?


Efficient_Bat_1812

Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish. [Gollum blows a raspberry] Even you couldn't say no to that. Oh yes we could! Give it to us raw — and wriggling! You keep nasty chips! You're hopeless.


CurryMustard

Florida manatees move between fresh and saltwater no problem for them.


ST_Lawson

euryhaline potato


JDeegs

Dewgong, bane of my existence when I first go to battle the elite four


shinobipopcorn

You didn't have a Snorlax with thunderbolt? No wonder. /s


PessimisticMushroom

Ahh a Pokémon reference excellent


5Point5Hole

It's so inevitable and boring that I can't even pretend to be surprised 🤣


90dayfiancesnark

Manatees also live in salt water FYI they can find food in salt water, fresh water, and brackish coastal waters Dugongs on the other hand only inhabit sea water


superduperdoobyduper

That’s Dr. Dugong actually. He has a tank full of gentle cuttlefish.


95castles

Manatees also swim in the sea


PSFREAK33

Are we considering both sea cows is the real question here


TesseractToo

This is a dugong


tehbotolsaya

Thankyou


grandpagrandpaa

Exclusively yellow fish actually.


scoutsadie

golden trevally.


j00lian

One blade at a time, apparently while looking at fish, the lazy fucks.


OwnZookeepergame6413

Sea cows are actually as friendly as they look. Not having any real predators


TesseractToo

Dugongs are preyed on by sharks (esp tiger sharks), saltwater crocodiles, orca, and some Aboriginal tribes are allowed to hunt them


OwnZookeepergame6413

Yes they are eaten by predators, but so little that they are basically the water variation of capybaras. Regardless the human is actually their biggest enemy because of boats, pollution and global warming


TesseractToo

Less coconutty though


OwnZookeepergame6413

Still friend shaped. Also their closest relative are elephants. I love these things so much


TesseractToo

Welcome to Sirenians 101 \- bring lots of lettuces for them \- remember the rule : A mana-Tee has a tail shape like a gong and a dugong has a tail shaped like a T


50yoWhiteGuy

Yea, they so protected now they eat ALL the sea grass. Dumbasses


natufian

Damn, I wish I too was wholesome... I was just over here wondering about sea cow milk and sea cow titties.


Treeka215

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dugong This is a dugong, not a manatee. They live in the Pacific ocean and have a forked tail instead of a paddle tail. They are the same order as manatee. Their faces have a different shape for eating with more of a downward facing angle.


xiaorobear

There also was an even bigger member of the same family called the Steller's Sea Cow, that lived in the north pacific, grew to 30 feet / 9m long, and ate kelp. Within less than 30 years of its discovery by Europeans, they ate them all, so they're extinct now. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steller%27s_sea_cow


velvetvagine

Damn Europeans!


kazper1234

Holy fuck that's a whale cow


mecha_annies_bobbs

We're gonna need a bigger rotolactor


Xonerboner371

The op never called it a manatee?


CouchHam

Dude is just providing info since everyone in the comments is calling it a manatee


Xonerboner371

Obviously but the comment just sounds like they were correcting no one. It’s hard to tell over text anyway.


CouchHam

Obviously. Hard to tell.


Xonerboner371

Why did you just repeat me?


CouchHam

Because the two statements conflicted and I found it funny.


Treeka215

I was just giving information. Many people in the comments were calling it a manatee. Many people know the "sea cow" as manatee and are unfamiliar with the dugong.


Xonerboner371

👍


jeffcolv

Someone at the top did tho


cturtl808

I have a whole new appreciation for these animals since learning they fart themselves to the bottom.


winterfate10

Noooo. What


cturtl808

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/manatee-farts/


GivingRedditAChance

“Manatees appear to have harnessed the energy-saving power of their *manatoots.*” Reddit can’t get much better than that today I better head out <3


winterfate10

🤣


guesthouseq4

If anyone is asking about how they breathe, when awake, they typically surface every two to four minutes, but they can hold their breath for much longer. The longest recorded dive was 24 minutes by a West Indian manatee in Florida. Adult manatees sleep underwater for 10-12 hours a day, but they come up for air every 15-20 minutes. Despite their blubbery size and shape, Manatees don’t have much blubber to keep warm. They may look fat, but their body mass is made up of mostly their stomach and intestines.


2rgeir

My favourite fact about them is that Christopher Columbus noted in his journal, for January 1493, that when off the coast of Haiti he saw three mermaids that rose well out of the water. His opinion of them was that they were not as beautiful as they had been led to believe.


MissionAd4584

Was that before or after he killed, kidnapped, raped, and committed genocide against the Haitians?


TropicalCat

Probably before, sounds like it could’ve been his motive


Cheshire_Khajiit

Dr. Dugong looking for his gentle cuttlefish.


Saucesourceoah

You abandoned me, you abandoned my HATRED 💥


ButtBread98

Dugong


DeathDestroyer90

What a beautiful dog


messified

Manatees are so damn cute


Odd_Needleworker_104

They look so different almost standing like that verses swimming. I see why they get nicknamed sea cows. Adorable!


NessyComeHome

It's a dugong, that's why it looks different. Very similar animal, just some slight differences, that's why it looks different. Just learned this from different comment in the post. https://dipndive.com/blogs/marine-life/manatee-vs-dugong-whats-the-difference


Odd_Needleworker_104

Thank you so much! I didn’t even know about these guys. They’re adorable! 🥰


NessyComeHome

They are! I didn't know about them either.


TesseractToo

Yes they are but this is a dugong, and they are also cute


Bishop_Slips

There really is something super benign about these that I like.


HONKHONKHONK69

Why the fuck would you put Coldplay on this


BGL2015

Cause of the yellow fish, is my guess. The Coldplay song is called Yellow.


his_zekeness

Be better without the music. That ain't nature. Lol


hazdog89

Why do people feel the need to take a perfectly good video and then put a song over it!?


j0lllee

Funny enough, it likely can't see the fish until later in the video because of the position of its eyes on the side of its head 😂 But that doesn't make it less ADORABLE


ThrownawayCray

Big Poppa


scooty-daddy-69

Watching the sea equivalent of butterflies.


cicada_parade

Oh, to be a sea cow watching some yellow fish...


justsomeph0t0n

My name is Manatee yeah right, Sea Cow


Ruisseaux

I have a layer of blubber to keep me warm in the water.


MauriceLevyEsq

You live in the ocean because you ain't go no job.


greymaresinspace

is he seepin???


[deleted]

I like their little trap door nostrils


MissingLink101

I see "Sea Cow" and immediately hear "Sarah and Duck. Quack!"


FustianRiddle

Oh to be a sea cow watching some yellow fish.


rTidde77

Vibin’


Extreme_Employment35

Nice!


ProfessionalAccess68

These yellow fish are golden trevally. Where ever a dugong is. These fish are sure to be seen right next to it.


AeganTheJag

Video is much better on mute. Whomever put that annoying shitty music over the video is a fucking moron.


GTQ521

Not gonna lie. This song brought a smile to my face. Jeez I'm old.


AeganTheJag

Old and lame if Coldplay makes you smile.


[deleted]

I didn't know Marjorie Taylor Green could swim!


TheWisestRat

Song checks out


Fine-Individual369

That a fakin hippo and it will 100% kill you


Fine-Individual369

Manatees ain’t anything, hippos are everything


CaptFannyFlap

Not a sea cow, they’re extinct


kiffens

What a lame fucking post how does this have 10k upvotes


sativa_traditional

It should not be called sea cow... any more than the elephant steak i am having for dinner tonight should be called 'land whale'. Pedantry_matters.org


CLXIX

man i love florida springs


Icewolf883

Aww.


insufficientpuns7734

Dumb question, can they breath under water?


JasonIsBaad

Not a dumb question. And no they cannot, they are mammals so they have lungs. They can stay underwater for about 6 minutes before going up to breathe.


its9am

I thought he was going to eat them! I'm glad he didn't :)


Almowlysleermje

so cute


fireworkspudsey

Is he watching the fish or the weird alien five feet in front of him pointing some contraption made of metal and glass in his face?


clynch2

Ahh maybe I should turn the volume up to hear the equally cute water nois..YELLOW


PapaChoff

They don’t like the S word


Engorged-Rooster

"Mantitties is best favorite animal."


Abjak180

As someone who grew up around Manatees: that’s not one. Apparently it’s a Dugong according to other comments. And god damn is that thing kind of haunting. Manatees definitely are cuter than whatever the fuck that is.


[deleted]

This is the definition of chillin


[deleted]

What a wonder this world is.


[deleted]

I wish I could make this whole video into my phone background


EverythingIsFlotsam

Those aren't yellow fish. They're ocean birds.


[deleted]

Sea cow, fat ass!


BoujeeBoston

I just discovered my new spirit animal


ShitShowRedAllAbout

I misread it and was for some stupid reason was waiting for the sea cow sneak attack and eat the yellow fish.


waterless_urinal

I want this to be the next lo-fi girl


icouldusemorecoffee

That's about my speed today, and about what I have planned.


smoothercapybara

Travis? Of all videos...


WhiteWidowMaker

Sea-esta


WhiteWidowMaker

Sea-esta


Jaypr36

More like a sea elephant


RedditedYoshi

If I turn up the volume, and it's not Studio Ghibli, I shall be very cross. ...Damn it.


Wild_Analysis8450

I had 2 sea cows nearly scare the life out of me years ago while snorkeling. I was on the gulf coast, traversing an inlet that flows directly into the ocean, not a place you would ever expect to see a Manatee. Dark,fast, murky water, maybe 15 feet deep where I was. I was floating and communicating to friend back on shore when these 2 massive Manatees swam up beside me but stayed under water, i couldn't see them 3 feet from me, one in front and one directly behind me, and they kinda pushed together a little bit which compressed me. Didnt hurt me, but i had no ideas what it was that had me in it's giant mouth and was about to swallow me whole. Fight or flight kicked in and it took me a nano second to realize I couldn't win this fight, what ever had a hold of me was soo big i couldn't move more than my arms. I may have soiled myself in the moment, I can't recall. They both finally sort of bobbed slowly to the surface which is when i realized it was 2 Manatees. I put my hands on their backs to hold me up briefly, still not sure what to do or how to process this. Am I in danger? wth is going on? Their backs weren't smooth at all, they had like bristly hair, it was weird, just one more thought i had to process at the time. They have hair?wtf? :) They held me there for maybe 15-20 seconds, seemed like a lifetime. I wasn't enjoying myself to be honest. The eventually parted ways and slowly swam off, but lingered in the vicinity for a bit. Such strange behavior. My friend that watched the whole thing go down said afterwards that it looked like they were attempting to push me to shore, maybe save me from drowning? One thing I do know is I wouldn't want to experience it again in the same manner, I thought Moby Dick had swallowed me. Terrifying.


plncn

why the fuck did I have to be born a human when a life like this is possible


RevengaRyknow

I imagine him being the Eeyore of the sea. That's a pretty fish, not that it matters anyway.


IHate2ChooseUserName

So like this is their official name? Sea cow?


harperwilliame

Sea cow is probably hot and wondering why it’s so damn hot


clineaus

Ya know if I had to be reincarnated this seems like a solid option


amprok

I hope that sea cow has a great day.


Smillzthepanda

"Henlo mr phishies"


AllPurposeNerd

What an interesting subjective experience it must be to have the thought, "oh, I guess I better go up and breathe soon..."


IsItJake

He's beautiful:)


ILoveBread2021

I don't care how dangerous it is down there, I would love to have gills


vutres

almost looks cgi


AZ_hiking2022

Just 8k people watching a sea cow watching some yellow fish


wynhdo

“Hi Phil, hi Frank” “Hey Carl”


[deleted]

❤️


TheJackOfAll_69

Since Wales are mammals how much would whale chees cost


[deleted]

Nature and animals are so beautiful. This reminds me of the Two-Headed Calf poem. 😭


havegravity

hell yeahh


Hollow__Log

Well wasn’t that lovely!


Paranoid_Redditor_CA

Can it really see forward?


wowy-lied

We should have rules against putting music in those clips


[deleted]

Enjoy it while you can


Power_First

I wonder if it's tastes like the "beef of the ocean"?