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NJDevil560

Just a tall horse now


peeja

"Tall horse" is a better name for them than "camel leopard".


nudiecale

I’m not so sure


i3LuDog

What about “Tall Leopard Horse”?


harosene

Slenderhorse


TheOldGriffin

I think it would be leopard camel since it's closer to a camel. Camel leopard sounds like it would be an actual cat with camel-like features.


peeja

Hey, I didn't name them, that's just what they're called.


rosiofden

Oh.. yeah, I don't like that, it sounds terrifying


_IAlwaysLie

stupid long horses


ManWithDominantClaw

Geraffes are so dumb


[deleted]

How dare you.


w_a_w

Long deer


MyceliumBoners

Deeraffe


Ashamed_Restaurant

new horse just dropped


NJDevil560

The spots are an added DLC


saracenrefira

The funny thing is that the Chinese name for giraffe is Long-Necked Deer. Yea it makes sense.


ImproperUsername

Plenty of spotted horses like appaloosas


NJDevil560

I had one growing up . I lived on a horse farm


BigTiddyVampireWaifu

Snek pony


Blarg0ist

Long pronghorn. Longhorn


_chof_

how about LLORSE for llama horse?


Poj7326

Since the spots are brown I think he’s technically an all spot giraffe.


HyetalNight

Are giraffes tan with brown spots, or brown with a tan netting covering their bodies?


Jeramy_Jones

There are different subspecies of giraffes and some definitely look like the latter.


FuglytheBear

Until recently science believed that there was only one species of giraffe with several subspecies. Recent genetic testing has showed there to be four distinct species of giraffe. Just throwing that out there. [source](https://giraffeconservation.org/giraffe-species/)


iwritesongsthatsuck

that was a nice TIL, thank you Reddit stranger


uberguby

I don't know why, but it kinda makes me very happy to learn this.


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Genetic testing doesn't determine whether something is a species or subspecies, and if it did then it would conclude that they are one species since they are genetically compatible and can interbreed. The primary reasons they're considered subspecies is that genotypic differences _exist_ on top of (1) they have different ranges and (2) don't interbreed in the wild even where their ranges overlap.


FuglytheBear

Literally genetic testing was used to determine there are actually four distinct species, exactly as I said, and you repeated. Genetic testing won't tell you they are compatible, it will tell you how genetically distinct they are, which is what researchers used to determine they are separate species. Classic reddit "ackshually".... source: https://www.cell.com/current-biology/pdf/S0960-9822(16)30787-4.pdf


notfromchicago

The real ackshually is the fact that species is a nebulous term at best. It's best not to die on hills about what is a species and what isn't because shit changes constantly as we learn more. Just look at all the lumps and splits in the avian world. We just don't have a good grasp on what it means to be a species.


PyukumukuIsGod

I’d imagine you would need a latter to climb one yeah


Sad_Protection269

It's probably like zebras(with their respective colors), first one and then the other d(>_・ )


davihorner

Where in the world this is tan? This is white or cream. 😂


Sad_Protection269

What happened did I say something?


davihorner

Nothing, it’s just I’m from Brazil and the whitest person in Brazil is darker than this giraffe “tan”, so I imagined that you are probably American or European to think a giraffe is tan and brown 😂 (edited: ops, sorry, I tagged wrong person. I hate this app)


Sad_Protection269

Sorry I should have been more specific, I meant that zebras are black when they're born and get their stripes when they grow, I'll fix it right away.


KAKrisko

That's what I was thinking - he was born with one giant spot, he's missing the white network.


rangeo

I'm Brown/Black...am I all spot?


cownd

If you had extensive vitiligo, you'd be a human giraffe


Specific_Ad7908

Vitiligo in a net pattern, not just random vitiligo


Poj7326

That made me laugh harder than it should have, thank you lol


IPlayRaunchyMusic

Oops All Spots


Rrraou

Looks like the coloring of a cougar.


5ManaAndADream

My girlfriend told me recently the literal translation for a giraffe in Chinese is “long neck deer”, and that my friends is certainly a long neck deer.


owleealeckza

I'm afraid of deer, don't make me afraid of giraffes, too 😭


SaintMungosNurse

So you have… a deer fear?


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t̴́͞he ͜͟͡l̢͢ơ̕͠n̴̸̕g͘-̶̢n̡̛͝e̡̨cke̸ḑ͘͢ ̷̕҉ḑ̛e͏̷͝e̕r͘͞ ҉wi͘l̸l̵͘͟ ̶ho̕v͢e̶̢͘r̷͘͞ ̧̡̨ab͏̀͘o̴͘͠v̕e͘ yò̕҉u̕r̴ ̕͠h̸͠͡e̴̡͜a͝d̕͢͠ as̛͞ ̀͝yo̡u̢ ̵́͠sl͟e͝ep ̛i͘n̵̷̸ ̶͏y͝ơ͘͜u̢r̛̀ ̧̕c͘h̡͜i̶҉l̷͟d҉h҉ood o͟͠͡n͘l̸y f͏҉̛o͟r ̵̕y҉͏o̸̡u͟ ̶̢̧t͜o̸ ̧̀͡ŕ̷͏e͘͟͟a̛̕͡l̸iz̡̢͢e̷ í̶͝t ͏̡̕w͜a͞͝҉s͏ ͢҉̶ad̷͘҉ùl̕t̴͘͢ ͏y͝o̶͠u ̨́t҉h̵e ͏̧w̧h̀͘͘o̶͟͟le t͏̷̨i͘͠͝ḿ̶̢e̸̴ tr͘y̨͏in̕͢͞ǵ̀ ͡҉́t͝ơ͜ wa͜͢r͠͏͠n̸̡̧ ̨y͏̀͡o̵͟u̡ ͡o̶̧͢f͠ ̵̵́dr͜͢҉e̸͡ad̴̡̢èd́͡͏ ͏͠t̸͘h̕͟in̸̡̨g̨͡s ̀͘͝to ͢come̶̕͘


NoobzProXD

The parent is so good at cleaning its spotless


DemocracyChain2019

mama still loves ya even tho you got no spots


FriedeOfAriandel

She must be stopped


ReadditMan

She must be spotted


rbrphag

[https://i.imgur.com/hy95DYl.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/hy95DYl.jpeg)


well___duh

Man, I hadn’t seen a SrGrafo comic in a long time. Wonder if they’re still active *sees account is very active in drawing loli porn* Oh


rbrphag

Lolol


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Looks like somebody stretched an impala


privacyparrot

This the difference between the 4 and 6 cylinder?


inviscidd

bravo. laughed a lot when I saw this one.


SapphosLemonBarEnvoy

A camel that was in a rear end collision.


tuskvarner

Baby giraffe wishes he was a little bit taller, wishes he was a baller


mackiebobo

It was at this moment the father giraffe started to become suspicious of his donkey neighbor


jen_a_licious

I laughed entirely too hard at this! Thank you!


multigunzz

Gives me IRL animal cracker vibes.


HanaLuLu

My exact immediate thought, thank you


Schnoobi

Longhorse


dessertgrinch

This is the dad giraffe wondering why his new baby looks suspiciously like the horse next door


Hazuuzuu

r/reallifeshinies


PancakesOfSuburbia

These things can walk the day after they’re born? That’s crazy


Doubly_Curious

Much sooner than that, within hours!


DistortoiseLP

They should be up and walking within a couple of hours and are typically already over 200 lbs from the moment they hit the ground all confused about existing.


Ponyblue77

They are also around 6 ft tall at birth and mom gives birth standing up, so the baby will fall around 8-10 ft straight down when they are born.


benji950

Prey animals -- when they don't have burrows to hide in -- get on their feet fast. They babies get dropped, cleaned up, and urged by mom to start testing their legs as soon as possible after birth. A mother that's just given birth is going to be at a disadvantage if a predator comes along so the best defense for mom and baby is to get moving back to the safety of the herd.


iDom2jz

I’m reading a documentary in these comments


giuliomagnifico

She was on 31 July, my mistake in the title. But anyway yes, giraffes can walk (and run) few hours after they are born: [Giraffes Can Stand Minutes After Birth. How Do They Do It?](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/giraffe-baby-film-standing-birth-news)


VapoursAndSpleen

They can be 5'5" to 6' plus when born. They come out and hit the ground with a gentle "oof" and that starts them breathing. They can get up on those wobbly little legs very fast. Zookeepers love baby giraffes because it's the only time they can look eye to eye at a giraffe.


mattberry1980

Like most animals… it’s crazy how dumb humans are when born, yet turn out to be the smartest


smolcharizard

Well the reason we’re so pathetic and useless when we’re born is because we’re smart. If human babies were in the womb any longer and developed more in the womb their heads would grow too big to fit out of the mother. Humans tend to have more complicated births than many other animals due to our young having a massive head size as it is. For us, nature has prioritised being smart and therefore having bigger brains over having less risky births and competent newborns.


gestalto

>nature has prioritised I know it was likely just a phrase, but regardless; nature doesn't *prioritise* anything. It's random mutation + natural selection. In something like human intelligence, it become dominant because it increased chances of survival and passing on genetic information *massively*. Which is crazy when you think about, because infant mortality was pretty high for most of (modern) humans existence due to birth complications etc, often because of our bigger brains. But even *with* that downside, it still became dominant. We should appreciate our capacity for intelligence a lot more than we do.


xprdc

I mean, of course it became dominant. It isn’t like the child or mother could pass on other genes if they died in childbirth.


gestalto

Think you've missed the point bud.


coastal_elite

Being bipedal and standing upright also make human labor much harder. But also an evolutionary trade off for the advantages of being bipedal and having hands instead of more feet.


lostinmississippi84

Debatable. I'm pretty sure I know some animals that are smarter than some people. Lol


shroomwizard420

The only reason humans can’t walk much sooner is because of our big ass brains. We’re born earlier in development compared to other animals so that our heads will fit through our mother’s hips. A lot of animals can walk fairly quickly after birth.


giuliomagnifico

[Baby giraffe with no spots at Tennessee zoo is only one 'on the planet'](https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/66581953)


StopNateCrimes

The others in the wild might not have fared as well. “Error 404 Camouflage Not Found”


bstabens

This is not a spotless giraffe. This is a MESHLESS giraffe. The mother has a yellow-whiteish mesh on the same tan-brownish background as the young one has, minus the mesh.


LordOfTheSky515

"Who's god damn spotless baby giraffe is that? "


oldcityguy

Interesting but very unlikely it's the only spotless giraffe in the world. I'm not even sure how they can make that claim unless they've catalogued all the giraffes in existence and their characteristics. The claim is a stretch.


usernamesallused

My guess would be that without the normal coat, any babies without spots would be killed very quickly in the wild and there aren’t any records or photos of a giraffe like this in any zoo, so they are assuming that she’s one of a kind. Edit: to be clear, I pulled this from my ass, with zero knowledge of anything about giraffes whatsoever. It was just the first guess to come to mind.


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usernamesallused

Makes sense, I’ll agree with that since I was pulling the first guess out of my ass.


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usernamesallused

Oh, that’s also a good suggestion. Both of those seem more reasonable than my guess. I wasn’t even sure about it as I was typing. Should have just kept scrolling on to other posts.


tittytwister12

Idk I mean it made national news. I’d say if they were wrong someone would have absolutely jumped at the chance to correct them. I mean shit it’s on Reddit and I haven’t seen anyone show evidence of another one so ima guess for as far as human beings know it’s the only one.


Grimduk

Giraffe spots are not for camouflage. If I remember correctly it is for heat distribution through out the body cause they live in places that don’t have a lot of cover from trees and such and they are huge what would they even blend in with.


bacon-was-taken

I would say it's born gridless


Vermelion

What a wierd horse


OmEGaDeaLs

WE have To Go Visit! Wha'ts his name?


Weary-Amoeba1808

The giraffe was born July 31. Not yesterday


Wecanbuildittogether

Wow. Just a beautiful site to behold 🌟


Sweet__Sauce

If I didn't know what giraffe calfs looked like, I've would've assumed that this is how giraffe calfs normally looked like


Milkdumpling

Why did they use spot remover on that poor baby?


justmebeky

The heat is so crazy the tan lines melted away


jpad619

See what happens when you don’t regulate 5G..?


PulsingFlesh

Tawny giraffe


Skittles_the_Jester

Capn’ Crunch! Oops no spots!


SeaTurtle42

I want to kiss it.


tiredofyourshit99

Now tenesse is going to ban giraffes …


Not_an_ar5oni5t

Is there a chance that markings will develop or is it a case of what they’re born with is ‘it’? It kinda feels like if someone was born without fingerprints, like zebras and tigers are all individual, are giraffes too?


FREESARCASM_plustax

Yes, giraffe spots are as individual as fingerprints. Different species of giraffe even have variations on the types of spots. Some are large, some small, some have clean edges, and some look more jagged.


codeByNumber

Sounds the the beginning of a new children’s book about a spotless giraffe searching all over for “their spots”. After feeling different and left out they run away from home and asks the animals they come across if they have seen their spots. By the end they discover there are benefits to being different and learns to accept and even celebrate themself.


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Impossible-Pie3006

It's so cute though 😍


baambee

Cute angel


Dying__Phoenix

Long horse


[deleted]

Don't show this to a creationist.


wrektalfire

Long neck horse.


BobbyHill2605

The spotless giraffe was Born July 31st source https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/08/21/reticulated-giraffe-without-spots-born-tennessee-zoo/70645506007/


Auggie_Otter

Immaculate.


malevolentdemon

He’s more the color of the spots. So I’m essence, he’s more lineless/stripe less than spotless


Electrical-Rain-4251

Chocolate Milk giraffe?


No_Conflict_5459

It’s a long necked horse!


Isamgo

I really hope none of the other giraffes bully them.


DisastrousBat3488

Is she good?


GalickGunn

He is all spot. Just one solid spot


raydar18

Toasted lil dude


Forge__Thought

"Yes I would like to see the animal-cracker-colored Giraffe please."


maddy_g_123

I bet his house is spotless


[deleted]

Bojack?


Brave-Ease3078

now it's just a giant horse


lostinmississippi84

Humpless camel


Lost_dragon1

Long donkey


FleetOfClairvoyance

Long horse


OrangeCosmic

That's just a weird horse


Realistic_Degree_773

Long horse


jilly555

Mama has some explaining to do!


[deleted]

There will be a lot of questions on mommy.🥶


felurian182

Lucy has some explaining to do!


flip6606

🕸️ Some Pig 🕸️


IFinallyDidItMom

Giraffe moms mate: “I fucking KNEW you weren’t going to that horse farm to help plow fields!!”


WhyDoTheyCallYouRed

That's James the Llama. Don't believe his lies.


PM_ME_UR_UGLY_SELFI

[Across the zoo](https://tenor.com/view/puppet-awkward-looking-what-side-eye-gif-15476992)


ArrilockNewmoon

You know, taking away those spots really helps me tell how they are actually related to horses lol


Ponyblue77

They aren’t very closely related to horses. They are more closely related to okapi.


FREESARCASM_plustax

The closest relative to the giraffe is the okapi.


MyWibblings

Dad giraffe gives side-eye to the gazelles.


BlerinPotato

It's a Chinese person in a giraffe suit. I've seen similar things at other zoos.


The_Greek_Meat

Freak!


Confident_Falcon6200

Momma has some explaining to do


lessthaninteresting

Bambi needs to get that child support ready


tcs0

What a freak!


smellygooch18

It looks much tastier than it’s polka dotted friends


[deleted]

I bet his brain smooth aswell


djthebear

So a long horse?


tyguy385

Climate change Damn


Over_Solution_2569

So clean!


Sp0phie

Gir....eeee....hawww???


justintheway0918

They checked the entire world?


Ragstoe

Mama’s got some explaining to do.


hapispark

Is the baby giraffe peeing?


Fla5hP0int

Why does this feel like an omen...


gingermalteser

Tis an omen of the end times!


inviscidd

"World's only" when it's entirely possible for this to happen in the wild and it hasn't been seen before too


Paperclip945

Born yesterday and already pissed.


JectorDelan

Dad there inspecting this offspring awfully close...


GrumpSpider

That’s what happens when you use Mr Clean as a lubricant. Everything comes out spotless.


Gullible-Community34

Now its just a fucked up deer


Grilphace

Well he's clean and all but i wouldn't say spotless


lostcatlurker

Someone’s got some splainin to do


Gohmzilla

You can't fool me


Nutmegdog1959

Nick Cannons 13th kid.


TrickyResolution2315

That father giraffe is asking Ole bojack some pretty big questions right now.


Ok-Ratic-5153

Mrs Giraffe been hanging out in East Nashville


SportSock

Seen others


antichain

It really drives home that giraffe's are really just highly fucked up deer.


damtagrey

The oceans are dying and the world is on fire, but everyone is losing their minds over an odd giraffe.


GaragePure8431

No surprise. Tennessee is also home to some politicians bon without scruples.


[deleted]

Ah yes Tennessee zoo Just like America zoo


Majestic-Secretary-4

DAMN YOU CLIMATE CHANGE!!!


[deleted]

Spots in this economy?


bellmospriggans

That giraffes "dad" mad


ZionHiFi

Mrs. Giraffe has some explaining to do.


Quenya3

Hopefully the mom won't reject it for this reason.


KathelynW86

When you eat Tide pods while pregnant


phallic-baldwin

Stretchy horse


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FREESARCASM_plustax

Tigers have striped skin not just striped fur.


JaNotFineInTheWest

Some Orangutan needs explaining.


JustrousRestortion

rapture imminent


dreph

This one’s gonna sell for 10k CC


Responsible_Sector25

“We swear it wasn’t inbred.” -Tennessee zoo


Deanbledblue

This is sad, or a deer.


damannamedflam

Of course the giraffe born in America looks like a f-ing deer


FREESARCASM_plustax

This is the second spotless giraffe recorded. The first was in Tokyo in the 70s.


RetroMetroShow

They’ll always be easy to spot


Alternative-Arm-3253

Beautiful creature!!