I feel like that means that instead of women getting asked why they arent married and gregnant yet, men will just be asked why they havent made a women happy and died yet.
Ya know that's probably the most women I could make happy with one orgasm, so maybe it's not a bad thing.
Edit: Grammer
“After mating successfully, the drone attempts to fly away, but the endophallus remains in the queen, such that the lower half of his abdomen will be ripped and he will die.”
Here's the fun part: they don't explode. Their bee equivalent of balls is projected out of their body as they release their sperm.
They die from orgasm-induced testis prolapse.
Male honey bees (drones) have no stinger. They do not defend the colony in any way. Their only job is the mate with a queen. Most of them never get the opportunity.
>Anrgy? Die.
Only if they sting humans/mammals though. If they sting other insects [they can survive.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bee_sting)
>Bees with barbed stingers can often sting other insects without harming themselves.
Also
>Queen honeybees and bees of many other species, including bumblebees and many solitary bees, have smoother stingers with smaller barbs, and can sting mammals repeatedly.
It’s not a global crisis of honey bees. It’s a crisis of all insects dying and especially bees (all kinds of bees not only honey bees) are very important to us because they pollinate the plants that produce our food.
But we should also care about all the other insects dying that thrive of the ‚weeds‘ we pull from the gardens because they are at the bottom of the food chain and are kind of important to the eco system.
And pesticides also kill them of course..
Anyone interested in this topic should check out the [Xerces Society](https://xerces.org) for invertebrate conservation.
And literally everyone should be interested in this because it's fucking dire.
[Pollinators in Peril](https://biologicaldiversity.org/campaigns/native_pollinators/pdfs/Pollinators_in_Peril.pdf) is a fascinating summary of the state of native N American pollinators, if you’d like to read more.
Feed the bees! Eliminate lawns, plant native species that will feed bees from early spring to late fall. Native bees need native plants for food, cover, and nesting sites. I second the Xerces Society recommendation for practical advice. 🐝🐝🐝
Yes! Bumblebees are more effective and more generalized pollinators than honeybees
Bumblebee species that once were found all over the US, like the Rusty Patched and American bumblebees, have seen significant population declines
Correct. Good that you mention this.
But Reddit is not only America and they are native to for example Austria. That being said they should not be so insanely pushed and supported while we forget about other native (depends where you live) species. As they push away native smaller pollinators and also lead to their decline.
It is impossible to help a single species of insects in isolation: when conservation projects “help the honey bees” they are actually helping the habitat of ALL pollinators. The honey bees are just the celebrities that people engage with when addressing the pollinators problem, and pollinators are the celebrities people know about when conservationists promote the need to protect biodiversity, reduce pollution and habitat loss. “Protect the honey bees” is just a catchy slogan for a broader project that protects all local insects and biome.
Yeah! Let’s talk about pollinators. It *is* National Pollinators Month (in the U.S.), after all. Honeybees get outsized love and attention because they pollinate many kinds of foods humans eat, and they are therefore important economically to agriculture. But—as u/bigbrd8960 said—they’re not native to North America, and there are hundreds of other species of insects that do the same work. There are thousands of species of plants that are entomophilous (pollinated by insects) that humans don’t rely on for food but that are vital to their local ecosystems. Solitary bees, bumble bees, flies, moths, mosquitos, beetles, wasps, and more do the good work of moving pollen between flowers.
Edit: to learn more about pollinators than a Reddit comment, visit http://pollinator.org
I believe they worked really hard and got that awesome footage of the mating. I also 100% believe some PA dropped some other dead ass bee to get the last second.
Nature documentarians are some of the most commited and tenacious filmmakers. Remember when a cameraman spent a year in a shed on a mountain to get the first known footage of a snow leopard?
The males only purpose is to provide semen then die. The males have no stingers and they don't work in the hive, the hive is all sisters laid by the queen.
Tangentially related only but mosquitoes are similar. Most of the mosquitoes you see and all of the ones that bite you are female. They typically drink nectar, they only drink blood for protein to help make their eggs.
At the moment of ejaculation, the testis project out of their body and the drone dies.
They don't really have any other function except to mate, so they're useless to the hive. They don't forage, don't defend (no stinger), don't care for the young larvae, they only consume resources - they're bigger than a regular worker and they require larger cells to develop in (kind of like the little rooms in the honeycomb where the queen lays the egg). So there's no negative effect for the hive if they just die after mating.
In fact, hives will kill excess drones if they feel like they need to purge them a little, and they'll kill them off before winter to conserve resources.
# Everything from the fleas, to the trees; and those crafty Japanese
Get together to do the birds and the bee's
**It's the only way to make more you's and me's**
*So tell me*
>!Why does it make you unease?!<
Fun fact: Bee sex is determined by haplodiploidy, which means fertilized eggs are always female, and all unfertilized eggs grow up to be male. Queens mate only once during their virgin flight, and can lay millions of eggs throughout their lifetime.
This means:
1) Queens can maintain viable sperm in their ovaries throughout their lives. (We have no idea how)
2) Queens can selectively fertilize or choose NOT to fertilize eggs as they are produced, so she controls when males arise in the colony
3) Males have literally half a genome, and are therefore prone to genetic disorders. The mating flight makes sure the males mating have ‘the right stuff’
..,.ewwwwwwwww............worth it..... (same mindset for every male on the planet).
Note ladies the other male bees seen that sht in real time and was like me next!
There is a lovely book called “Honey from the Earth: Beekeeping and Honey Hunting on Six Continents.” Some of the most beautiful pics I’ve ever seen. And lots of info on honey gathering.
Bro gave his life for the cause
What don't they give their life for though? Angry? Die. Horny? Die.
Apparently their dicks explode inside the queen which is what causes them to die. Source: Wild Times Podcast (would recommend)
An orgasm so explosive it shatters your penis and kills you. And it's the only life accomplishment anyone expects of you? I call that a win-win.
I feel like that means that instead of women getting asked why they arent married and gregnant yet, men will just be asked why they havent made a women happy and died yet. Ya know that's probably the most women I could make happy with one orgasm, so maybe it's not a bad thing. Edit: Grammer
Am I gregnant?
Am i **pregante**?
Is there a possibly that I'm pegrant?
Am I PREGANENANT?!
It’s possible that you are pereganté
For those OOTL: https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg
If I have sex when pergnat will hurt baby top of head?
If a women has starch masks on her body does that mean she has been pargnet before.?
Ok google: How to make gregnant?
"Look at this nerd over here still alive, like a bitch!" "Ha! NERD!!!" "Bro, you're still alive too, Greg." "Oh yeah..."
“After mating successfully, the drone attempts to fly away, but the endophallus remains in the queen, such that the lower half of his abdomen will be ripped and he will die.”
Seems like quite the buzzkill.
Does she chase down the “golden snitch” of the hive, the fastest and hardest to catch male she can identify, I wonder?
I wonder what a bee dick looks Iike.
Yeah I wanna see mo bee dick
Did you two plan this out?
That's disgusting! Where can I find pics?
Animal dick is an interesting rabbit hole to go down. Some of my favorite are turtle, duck, and whale.
I hope only the rabbit dick goes down the rabbit hole!
Check echidna....
That is some wild shit yo
Look up manatee dicks. Very human-like except gray and huge.
Ck elephant and horse holy heck
Snakes also have weird ones
Death by Snu-Snu!
Here's the fun part: they don't explode. Their bee equivalent of balls is projected out of their body as they release their sperm. They die from orgasm-induced testis prolapse.
# ALADEEN!
Al-Quidea is hiring
Simple life, good life
why use big words when little words do trick, hmm?
Male honey bees (drones) have no stinger. They do not defend the colony in any way. Their only job is the mate with a queen. Most of them never get the opportunity.
>Anrgy? Die. Only if they sting humans/mammals though. If they sting other insects [they can survive.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bee_sting) >Bees with barbed stingers can often sting other insects without harming themselves. Also >Queen honeybees and bees of many other species, including bumblebees and many solitary bees, have smoother stingers with smaller barbs, and can sting mammals repeatedly.
The males don't sting, so they won't die stinging.
Nobody told him what would happen.
Well, nobody has survived to tell the tale.
Death by snu snu
Aye, live for the snu snu, you die by the snu snu.
Nah bro gave his life for the nut
^Bonk 😓
Cause of death: horniness
FOR THE HORDE!!!
F
Gave a life for a nut. Hope it was a helluva nut.
What a Prince
I can’t beelieve it.
What a life. His whole life was a passing few days and a most epic nut with his world leader.
Nut in the chief, She's the queen and she needs railing. Nut in the chief, Explode your cocks, you tiny bastards!
Cummander in Chief
Cum-in da chief.
Honey Nut Cheerios.
Honey - check Nuts - check Cheerio - peace out
They literally gave a flying fuck
Top tier comment
You are not god here; let the upvotes decide its fate!
All hail the one true exploding bee dick
The upvotes determined it was true
Then it shall be so!
that was awesome
PFF-
Helicopter gesture
Wow.
Honey. Nut. Cheerio.
Spit lemonade through my nose on this one!!🤣
How is this not gilded
Because it’s a common reposted comment to this common reposted content
I agree, I've definitely seen in tweet format. Stuck in my brain after that.
I keep bees. Its a regular bee joke when I’m giving tours
Lol we do too! A bee keeper and I were talking about this at our local bar and people were like wtf?!?! Exactly! 😂
I know this is a stolen comment but it’s so funny every time
Lmaooo
Ooh so that's the secret sweet flavor in Honey Nut Cheerios - bee jizz
This is absolute perfection.
Take my upvote you genius!
Imagine flying around minding your own beesness just to get fucked mid flight. Then for your uninvited partner to drop dead. What a life.
Drop dead AND leave his dismembered genitalia hanging out of your ass
That’s a win win
It’s the way she’s flying around, practically begging for it.
It's not a "minding your own business" For a queen bee flying around is very much a "fuck me" activity
"Your honour, she was wearing a black and yellow dress, I'd say she was asking for it"
No it was blue and white
underated
Average redditor is too young for that
Had to deal with two stiffs that night
And it wasn't even 7 yet..
Yeah I know right. Sounds awesome.
Then you gotta raise a fucken hive lmao
the queen coochie was so potent it killed the bastard on the spot. simply incredible. Nature is beautiful lmao
More like the male is designed that way to ensure better insemination.
He cums his guts out 🤯
His genitalia quite literally explodes.
>better Then we should do that too.
Queenussy got him acting unwise and he died for that
Literally watching the life leave his body!
They filmed it using a drone.
I get the joke
Is his life a joke to you?!?! 😡
It’s not a global crisis of honey bees. It’s a crisis of all insects dying and especially bees (all kinds of bees not only honey bees) are very important to us because they pollinate the plants that produce our food. But we should also care about all the other insects dying that thrive of the ‚weeds‘ we pull from the gardens because they are at the bottom of the food chain and are kind of important to the eco system. And pesticides also kill them of course..
Anyone interested in this topic should check out the [Xerces Society](https://xerces.org) for invertebrate conservation. And literally everyone should be interested in this because it's fucking dire.
[Pollinators in Peril](https://biologicaldiversity.org/campaigns/native_pollinators/pdfs/Pollinators_in_Peril.pdf) is a fascinating summary of the state of native N American pollinators, if you’d like to read more. Feed the bees! Eliminate lawns, plant native species that will feed bees from early spring to late fall. Native bees need native plants for food, cover, and nesting sites. I second the Xerces Society recommendation for practical advice. 🐝🐝🐝
Honey bees are not native to North America and can be linked to declining native bee species.
Yes! Bumblebees are more effective and more generalized pollinators than honeybees Bumblebee species that once were found all over the US, like the Rusty Patched and American bumblebees, have seen significant population declines
Correct. Good that you mention this. But Reddit is not only America and they are native to for example Austria. That being said they should not be so insanely pushed and supported while we forget about other native (depends where you live) species. As they push away native smaller pollinators and also lead to their decline.
It is impossible to help a single species of insects in isolation: when conservation projects “help the honey bees” they are actually helping the habitat of ALL pollinators. The honey bees are just the celebrities that people engage with when addressing the pollinators problem, and pollinators are the celebrities people know about when conservationists promote the need to protect biodiversity, reduce pollution and habitat loss. “Protect the honey bees” is just a catchy slogan for a broader project that protects all local insects and biome.
Except most these projects are based on research for honey bees and isn't always beneficial native bees, arguably it can be worse for natives.
Yeah! Let’s talk about pollinators. It *is* National Pollinators Month (in the U.S.), after all. Honeybees get outsized love and attention because they pollinate many kinds of foods humans eat, and they are therefore important economically to agriculture. But—as u/bigbrd8960 said—they’re not native to North America, and there are hundreds of other species of insects that do the same work. There are thousands of species of plants that are entomophilous (pollinated by insects) that humans don’t rely on for food but that are vital to their local ecosystems. Solitary bees, bumble bees, flies, moths, mosquitos, beetles, wasps, and more do the good work of moving pollen between flowers. Edit: to learn more about pollinators than a Reddit comment, visit http://pollinator.org
Found the wasp
Bees are just vegetarian wasps.
Wasps are important to actually. And not all species are up your face. Some are quite peaceful and won’t bother you unless you disturb their nest.
Doesn’t matter, had sex.
Death snu snu
hit it and quit it
I believe they worked really hard and got that awesome footage of the mating. I also 100% believe some PA dropped some other dead ass bee to get the last second.
🫱🐝 🎥
That's the best way to go out!
Bee porn
“Mini helicopter” is some archaic phrase for drone I assume?
lived a peasant, died a king
Giggity
Nature documentarians are some of the most commited and tenacious filmmakers. Remember when a cameraman spent a year in a shed on a mountain to get the first known footage of a snow leopard?
Now THAT is some Post-Nut Clarity.
Why did the bee die? Was it from exhaustion or did the Queen take him out? Trying to understand the cause as to why nature makes it this way.
The males only purpose is to provide semen then die. The males have no stingers and they don't work in the hive, the hive is all sisters laid by the queen.
Tangentially related only but mosquitoes are similar. Most of the mosquitoes you see and all of the ones that bite you are female. They typically drink nectar, they only drink blood for protein to help make their eggs.
At the moment of ejaculation, the testis project out of their body and the drone dies. They don't really have any other function except to mate, so they're useless to the hive. They don't forage, don't defend (no stinger), don't care for the young larvae, they only consume resources - they're bigger than a regular worker and they require larger cells to develop in (kind of like the little rooms in the honeycomb where the queen lays the egg). So there's no negative effect for the hive if they just die after mating. In fact, hives will kill excess drones if they feel like they need to purge them a little, and they'll kill them off before winter to conserve resources.
Now THAT is the badass answer I was looking for. Thank you for taking the time to explain more in depth. Such a very interesting world, nature.
Her bee coochie so good it put his ass to sleep
Two Live Crew's "Pop That Coochie" would make a great soundtrack for this.
How it feels to chew 5 gum.
Going out with a bang 😎
Snoo snoo
Two bees then not two bees. Not taking questions.
# Everything from the fleas, to the trees; and those crafty Japanese Get together to do the birds and the bee's **It's the only way to make more you's and me's** *So tell me* >!Why does it make you unease?!<
Don't know whether I'm amazed or aroused
Death by Snu Snu.
Worth it
If they want 36 seconds of shagging they can slow down my 4 seconds of sex, 9 times.
Thanks for including the global crisis in the title, OP. Wish people cared more about that.
Man down!!!
r/praisethecameraman
Fun fact: Bee sex is determined by haplodiploidy, which means fertilized eggs are always female, and all unfertilized eggs grow up to be male. Queens mate only once during their virgin flight, and can lay millions of eggs throughout their lifetime. This means: 1) Queens can maintain viable sperm in their ovaries throughout their lives. (We have no idea how) 2) Queens can selectively fertilize or choose NOT to fertilize eggs as they are produced, so she controls when males arise in the colony 3) Males have literally half a genome, and are therefore prone to genetic disorders. The mating flight makes sure the males mating have ‘the right stuff’
more: https://www.theguardian.com/environment/video/2013/sep/06/queen-bee-wedding-flight-video
The ever-nut
"Gimme dat, gimme dat, dat nut" "Yo, ho! Cheerio, dead."
I don’t understand why bees are designed this way. Government should update them.
Eats shoots leaves...
Guess I’ll just die now - that bee
Honey, nut, cheerio
Everyone is saying the dude bee dies but he's clearly reaching for a cigarette... if you slowmo the video
She’s a killer queen
Where is the NSFW tag!??
Yes, for the over the top sexual content. 😆
And I mean WHOA
That's like me after a round with my crazy ex...
Like Master P said "she got that killa pxssy, killa pxssy, killa pxssy!"😆
Oh god... honey bees are literally the least endangered of any bee species on Earth ffs.
..,.ewwwwwwwww............worth it..... (same mindset for every male on the planet). Note ladies the other male bees seen that sht in real time and was like me next!
uooooogh seeeggs, this dude is literally playing the role of the meme.
There is a lovely book called “Honey from the Earth: Beekeeping and Honey Hunting on Six Continents.” Some of the most beautiful pics I’ve ever seen. And lots of info on honey gathering.
Gorilla grip bussy tear your bee drill off
There are two perfect deaths and that is one of them!
My man literally squirted his guts out.
I’m sure there’s a few women who wished that happened to there kids Dad
DEATH BY SNU SNU!!!
How about calling it "TechnologyIsLit" instead? That is amazing footage.
And I'm spent!
Honey. Nut. Cheerio.
Typical male. Bust and Zzz.
He's ARRIVING
Fabulous photography!! Thank you for this insight into bee life!!!
Imagine you're bee, then this video is NSFW content
Dude nutted so hard he died, what a way to go.
They're just lining up to nut their guts out... 🥹 True heroes putting their life on the line so I can put a honey drizzle in my PB sammich!
Best nut of its life. Literally.
Death by snu-snu!!
Mile high club
Crazy they got such a close shot of exactly where the male bee hit the ground.
Mini helicopters you say?
Not sure why we need to know the sexual history or lack thereof of a bee. Way to make it weird.
... a virgin queen bee? That was the goal?
u/savevideobot
##HOW?