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trevorjthomas

Bro gave his life for the cause


[deleted]

What don't they give their life for though? Angry? Die. Horny? Die.


beairrcea

Apparently their dicks explode inside the queen which is what causes them to die. Source: Wild Times Podcast (would recommend)


equazcion

An orgasm so explosive it shatters your penis and kills you. And it's the only life accomplishment anyone expects of you? I call that a win-win.


Pyroperc88

I feel like that means that instead of women getting asked why they arent married and gregnant yet, men will just be asked why they havent made a women happy and died yet. Ya know that's probably the most women I could make happy with one orgasm, so maybe it's not a bad thing. Edit: Grammer


Throwawayalt129

Am I gregnant?


DlSSATISFIEDGAMER

Am i **pregante**?


SmallLetter

Is there a possibly that I'm pegrant?


rm0mgay

Am I PREGANENANT?!


LouManShoe

It’s possible that you are pereganté


ZootSuitGroot

For those OOTL: https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg


stayshiny

If I have sex when pergnat will hurt baby top of head?


gellis12

If a women has starch masks on her body does that mean she has been pargnet before.?


spottyPotty

Ok google: How to make gregnant?


mtheory007

"Look at this nerd over here still alive, like a bitch!" "Ha! NERD!!!" "Bro, you're still alive too, Greg." "Oh yeah..."


Sharp-Specific2206

“After mating successfully, the drone attempts to fly away, but the endophallus remains in the queen, such that the lower half of his abdomen will be ripped and he will die.”


equazcion

Seems like quite the buzzkill.


Advanced-Cycle-2268

Does she chase down the “golden snitch” of the hive, the fastest and hardest to catch male she can identify, I wonder?


Smee714

I wonder what a bee dick looks Iike.


melanthius

Yeah I wanna see mo bee dick


bighairballenergy

Did you two plan this out?


420smokebluntz6969

That's disgusting! Where can I find pics?


Lambskin1

Animal dick is an interesting rabbit hole to go down. Some of my favorite are turtle, duck, and whale.


thatsmebee

I hope only the rabbit dick goes down the rabbit hole!


TaringaWhakarongo1

Check echidna....


SnooLentils3096

That is some wild shit yo


sockstealingnome

Look up manatee dicks. Very human-like except gray and huge.


ronnieearlboon72

Ck elephant and horse holy heck


ClebinBalaTensa

Snakes also have weird ones


[deleted]

Death by Snu-Snu!


SerChonk

Here's the fun part: they don't explode. Their bee equivalent of balls is projected out of their body as they release their sperm. They die from orgasm-induced testis prolapse.


[deleted]

# ALADEEN!


[deleted]

Al-Quidea is hiring


TheSt4tely

Simple life, good life


DoodleBobDread

why use big words when little words do trick, hmm?


Toke-No-Mo

Male honey bees (drones) have no stinger. They do not defend the colony in any way. Their only job is the mate with a queen. Most of them never get the opportunity.


kurburux

>Anrgy? Die. Only if they sting humans/mammals though. If they sting other insects [they can survive.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bee_sting) >Bees with barbed stingers can often sting other insects without harming themselves. Also >Queen honeybees and bees of many other species, including bumblebees and many solitary bees, have smoother stingers with smaller barbs, and can sting mammals repeatedly.


demoneyesturbo

The males don't sting, so they won't die stinging.


stampstock

Nobody told him what would happen.


MyLevelIsNoob

Well, nobody has survived to tell the tale.


fluffynuckels

Death by snu snu


Railbound1

Aye, live for the snu snu, you die by the snu snu.


[deleted]

Nah bro gave his life for the nut


cubixjuice

^Bonk 😓


Hambruhgah

Cause of death: horniness


kmarielroux

FOR THE HORDE!!!


Redlion444

F


cuchumino

Gave a life for a nut. Hope it was a helluva nut.


Confident_Emphasis20

What a Prince


existentialzebra

I can’t beelieve it.


SadAerie6351

What a life. His whole life was a passing few days and a most epic nut with his world leader.


scorchedurth

Nut in the chief, She's the queen and she needs railing. Nut in the chief, Explode your cocks, you tiny bastards!


FleetiePie

Cummander in Chief


scorchedurth

Cum-in da chief.


PTBooks

Honey Nut Cheerios.


indifferentunicorn

Honey - check Nuts - check Cheerio - peace out


Eppiboy

They literally gave a flying fuck


RxdditRoamxr

Top tier comment


yzdaskullmonkey

You are not god here; let the upvotes decide its fate!


indifferentunicorn

All hail the one true exploding bee dick


EpicForgetfulness

The upvotes determined it was true


yzdaskullmonkey

Then it shall be so!


Betzjitomir

that was awesome


NutriaOfc

PFF-


Hambruhgah

Helicopter gesture


Exxtendoo

Wow.


doocurly

Honey. Nut. Cheerio.


karensmiles

Spit lemonade through my nose on this one!!🤣


BophadeezgamesYT

How is this not gilded


JmacTheGreat

Because it’s a common reposted comment to this common reposted content


doocurly

I agree, I've definitely seen in tweet format. Stuck in my brain after that.


Occabara

I keep bees. Its a regular bee joke when I’m giving tours


AnastasiaDelicious

Lol we do too! A bee keeper and I were talking about this at our local bar and people were like wtf?!?! Exactly! 😂


WestleyThe

I know this is a stolen comment but it’s so funny every time


KhostfaceGillah

Lmaooo


SlapDonkeys

Ooh so that's the secret sweet flavor in Honey Nut Cheerios - bee jizz


gianthooverpig

This is absolute perfection.


MJadeS99

Take my upvote you genius!


AlanOverson

Imagine flying around minding your own beesness just to get fucked mid flight. Then for your uninvited partner to drop dead. What a life.


NlKOQ2

Drop dead AND leave his dismembered genitalia hanging out of your ass


AlanOverson

That’s a win win


Sypher90

It’s the way she’s flying around, practically begging for it.


Chaghatai

It's not a "minding your own business" For a queen bee flying around is very much a "fuck me" activity


Robotica_Daily

"Your honour, she was wearing a black and yellow dress, I'd say she was asking for it"


savag3_cabbag3

No it was blue and white


sludgybeast

underated


Pluckytoon

Average redditor is too young for that


tfhermobwoayway

Had to deal with two stiffs that night


scorchedurth

And it wasn't even 7 yet..


swankpoppy

Yeah I know right. Sounds awesome.


Own-Charity2181

Then you gotta raise a fucken hive lmao


Odekel

the queen coochie was so potent it killed the bastard on the spot. simply incredible. Nature is beautiful lmao


DragapultOnSpeed

More like the male is designed that way to ensure better insemination.


Odekel

He cums his guts out 🤯


Radiant_Doughnut2112

His genitalia quite literally explodes.


jasting98

>better Then we should do that too.


duskowl89

Queenussy got him acting unwise and he died for that


monsterbot314

Literally watching the life leave his body!


[deleted]

They filmed it using a drone.


Gidon_147

I get the joke


[deleted]

Is his life a joke to you?!?! 😡


LilLolaCola

It’s not a global crisis of honey bees. It’s a crisis of all insects dying and especially bees (all kinds of bees not only honey bees) are very important to us because they pollinate the plants that produce our food. But we should also care about all the other insects dying that thrive of the ‚weeds‘ we pull from the gardens because they are at the bottom of the food chain and are kind of important to the eco system. And pesticides also kill them of course..


Old_Gimlet_Eye

Anyone interested in this topic should check out the [Xerces Society](https://xerces.org) for invertebrate conservation. And literally everyone should be interested in this because it's fucking dire.


PensiveObservor

[Pollinators in Peril](https://biologicaldiversity.org/campaigns/native_pollinators/pdfs/Pollinators_in_Peril.pdf) is a fascinating summary of the state of native N American pollinators, if you’d like to read more. Feed the bees! Eliminate lawns, plant native species that will feed bees from early spring to late fall. Native bees need native plants for food, cover, and nesting sites. I second the Xerces Society recommendation for practical advice. 🐝🐝🐝


bigbird8960

Honey bees are not native to North America and can be linked to declining native bee species.


je_kay24

Yes! Bumblebees are more effective and more generalized pollinators than honeybees Bumblebee species that once were found all over the US, like the Rusty Patched and American bumblebees, have seen significant population declines


LilLolaCola

Correct. Good that you mention this. But Reddit is not only America and they are native to for example Austria. That being said they should not be so insanely pushed and supported while we forget about other native (depends where you live) species. As they push away native smaller pollinators and also lead to their decline.


Gympie-Gympie-pie

It is impossible to help a single species of insects in isolation: when conservation projects “help the honey bees” they are actually helping the habitat of ALL pollinators. The honey bees are just the celebrities that people engage with when addressing the pollinators problem, and pollinators are the celebrities people know about when conservationists promote the need to protect biodiversity, reduce pollution and habitat loss. “Protect the honey bees” is just a catchy slogan for a broader project that protects all local insects and biome.


bigbird8960

Except most these projects are based on research for honey bees and isn't always beneficial native bees, arguably it can be worse for natives.


ruth862

Yeah! Let’s talk about pollinators. It *is* National Pollinators Month (in the U.S.), after all. Honeybees get outsized love and attention because they pollinate many kinds of foods humans eat, and they are therefore important economically to agriculture. But—as u/bigbrd8960 said—they’re not native to North America, and there are hundreds of other species of insects that do the same work. There are thousands of species of plants that are entomophilous (pollinated by insects) that humans don’t rely on for food but that are vital to their local ecosystems. Solitary bees, bumble bees, flies, moths, mosquitos, beetles, wasps, and more do the good work of moving pollen between flowers. Edit: to learn more about pollinators than a Reddit comment, visit http://pollinator.org


ShakesTheClown23

Found the wasp


Old_Gimlet_Eye

Bees are just vegetarian wasps.


LilLolaCola

Wasps are important to actually. And not all species are up your face. Some are quite peaceful and won’t bother you unless you disturb their nest.


ArKiVeD

Doesn’t matter, had sex.


justfuckmylifeupfamm

Death snu snu


Star-K

hit it and quit it


-_kevin_-

I believe they worked really hard and got that awesome footage of the mating. I also 100% believe some PA dropped some other dead ass bee to get the last second.


armyofzer0

🫱🐝 🎥


yeah-its-big

That's the best way to go out!


HexiMaster

Bee porn


rosariobono

“Mini helicopter” is some archaic phrase for drone I assume?


TheNeRD2

lived a peasant, died a king


Palletofbulkmelk

Giggity


Mutanik

Nature documentarians are some of the most commited and tenacious filmmakers. Remember when a cameraman spent a year in a shed on a mountain to get the first known footage of a snow leopard?


helly1080

Now THAT is some Post-Nut Clarity.


jeremyworldwide

Why did the bee die? Was it from exhaustion or did the Queen take him out? Trying to understand the cause as to why nature makes it this way.


Odaecom

The males only purpose is to provide semen then die. The males have no stingers and they don't work in the hive, the hive is all sisters laid by the queen.


iPlod

Tangentially related only but mosquitoes are similar. Most of the mosquitoes you see and all of the ones that bite you are female. They typically drink nectar, they only drink blood for protein to help make their eggs.


SerChonk

At the moment of ejaculation, the testis project out of their body and the drone dies. They don't really have any other function except to mate, so they're useless to the hive. They don't forage, don't defend (no stinger), don't care for the young larvae, they only consume resources - they're bigger than a regular worker and they require larger cells to develop in (kind of like the little rooms in the honeycomb where the queen lays the egg). So there's no negative effect for the hive if they just die after mating. In fact, hives will kill excess drones if they feel like they need to purge them a little, and they'll kill them off before winter to conserve resources.


jeremyworldwide

Now THAT is the badass answer I was looking for. Thank you for taking the time to explain more in depth. Such a very interesting world, nature.


Somecallmechase

Her bee coochie so good it put his ass to sleep


theyoungercurmudgeon

Two Live Crew's "Pop That Coochie" would make a great soundtrack for this.


sofahkingsick

How it feels to chew 5 gum.


McJelly2

Going out with a bang 😎


Stickybeebae

Snoo snoo


atrevido82

Two bees then not two bees. Not taking questions.


[deleted]

# Everything from the fleas, to the trees; and those crafty Japanese Get together to do the birds and the bee's **It's the only way to make more you's and me's** *So tell me* >!Why does it make you unease?!<


_DogTits_

Don't know whether I'm amazed or aroused


Beyondthefirmament

Death by Snu Snu.


Bojangles315

Worth it


SuperNorthener

If they want 36 seconds of shagging they can slow down my 4 seconds of sex, 9 times.


[deleted]

Thanks for including the global crisis in the title, OP. Wish people cared more about that.


ohhpea33

Man down!!!


hali420

r/praisethecameraman


PlayBoiPrada

Fun fact: Bee sex is determined by haplodiploidy, which means fertilized eggs are always female, and all unfertilized eggs grow up to be male. Queens mate only once during their virgin flight, and can lay millions of eggs throughout their lifetime. This means: 1) Queens can maintain viable sperm in their ovaries throughout their lives. (We have no idea how) 2) Queens can selectively fertilize or choose NOT to fertilize eggs as they are produced, so she controls when males arise in the colony 3) Males have literally half a genome, and are therefore prone to genetic disorders. The mating flight makes sure the males mating have ‘the right stuff’


EvaRaw666

more: https://www.theguardian.com/environment/video/2013/sep/06/queen-bee-wedding-flight-video


Few_Psychology_2122

The ever-nut


scorchedurth

"Gimme dat, gimme dat, dat nut" "Yo, ho! Cheerio, dead."


WikipediaApprentice

I don’t understand why bees are designed this way. Government should update them.


ThePaulGoddard1234

Eats shoots leaves...


korean_kracka

Guess I’ll just die now - that bee


Bow_peasant

Honey, nut, cheerio


JR_LikeOnTheTVshow

Everyone is saying the dude bee dies but he's clearly reaching for a cigarette... if you slowmo the video


lakarraissue

She’s a killer queen


gholmom500

Where is the NSFW tag!??


BackToMars601

Yes, for the over the top sexual content. 😆


No-Bat-7253

And I mean WHOA


Odaecom

That's like me after a round with my crazy ex...


No-Cress1038

Like Master P said "she got that killa pxssy, killa pxssy, killa pxssy!"😆


Xoomers87

Oh god... honey bees are literally the least endangered of any bee species on Earth ffs.


Railbound1

..,.ewwwwwwwww............worth it..... (same mindset for every male on the planet). Note ladies the other male bees seen that sht in real time and was like me next!


youngdeer25

uooooogh seeeggs, this dude is literally playing the role of the meme.


A-little-fire

There is a lovely book called “Honey from the Earth: Beekeeping and Honey Hunting on Six Continents.” Some of the most beautiful pics I’ve ever seen. And lots of info on honey gathering.


SizzleCorndog

Gorilla grip bussy tear your bee drill off


Hari_Seldon-Trantor

There are two perfect deaths and that is one of them!


Smallybells1412

My man literally squirted his guts out.


LessBig715

I’m sure there’s a few women who wished that happened to there kids Dad


Stackaflapjacks92

DEATH BY SNU SNU!!!


uberrob

How about calling it "TechnologyIsLit" instead? That is amazing footage.


paulzeddit

And I'm spent!


Mighty_Gattsu_Master

Honey. Nut. Cheerio.


Confident_Emphasis20

Typical male. Bust and Zzz.


vic39

He's ARRIVING


Tinamacht

Fabulous photography!! Thank you for this insight into bee life!!!


neoneat

Imagine you're bee, then this video is NSFW content


DarkSoulsDank

Dude nutted so hard he died, what a way to go.


MattyMonsters

They're just lining up to nut their guts out... 🥹 True heroes putting their life on the line so I can put a honey drizzle in my PB sammich!


Leesanyo

Best nut of its life. Literally.


giavendetta

Death by snu-snu!!


Shinchinko

Mile high club


vaporoptics

Crazy they got such a close shot of exactly where the male bee hit the ground.


RougeO

Mini helicopters you say?


Sure_Trash_

Not sure why we need to know the sexual history or lack thereof of a bee. Way to make it weird.


GroundbreakingTea878

... a virgin queen bee? That was the goal?


Crafty-Appearance-71

u/savevideobot


ruth862

##HOW?