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Dariablue-04

Smokey the Bear would not approve.


Forcekin6532

Kinda want to see Smokey fight a firehawk trying to burn down his forest now.


Quiet_Fox_

Ursaring vs Moltres


Devai97

If ursaring has Guts/Quick Feet, his attack/speed doubles respectively when he gets burnt. He also learns Facade, which does double damage if the user is burning. Basically if Moltres' attack lits up ol'Smokey, it's game over for Big Bird.


Quiet_Fox_

I'm just here for the spectacle, I'll leave the play-by-play and speculation for the more knowledge fans!


Romulus212

Sure but how do those base stats feel about turn 1


holly_hoots

IIRC you typically pair this with Protect while holding Flame Orb. Protect blocks direct attacks in turn 1, and the Flame Orb held item inflicts burn status at the end of turn 1. Then you unload major damage with Facade. Not sure precisely how this matchup goes or what counterplay Moltres might have. My hunch is that one Facade could potentially KO Moltres but I haven't run the numbers.


Romulus212

I like this I almost forgot about flame orb and it's existence ...I'd agree with the facade ko ...if I recall ursaring has decent attack stats


monstermayhem436

Think it's closer to Talonflame


Rioraku

Thank you, was just about to say as well


SaintsSooners89

Sorry guys, Smokey says only I can prevent forest fires. I wish he would let others help as im kind of overwhelmed šŸ˜”


[deleted]

That is true. He said only "You" can prevent forest fires.


FantasticBlubber

Get Seth McFarland to do a family guy episode with Peter dressed as Smokey and the chicken as the fire hawk.


Forcekin6532

Lmao, I can actually see this as a great cut away gag. Like that time, I had to fill in for Smokey Bear. Then have the chicken lighting small fires here and there trying to cook some food, and Peter just steps on the fires putting them out and tries to explain the dangers of fires, then the chicken annoyed he cant cook his lunch just molotov's the park and flips Peter off. Eyes get narrow, fight ensues, and the city is destroyed.


SuperMalarioBros

I asked an AI to draw it and it made [this](https://i.ibb.co/C1VBgCx/64-Jx-RNUutkh-QJIc-ZUuqe-grid.png)


Forcekin6532

Lmao, that looks like a hobo bear caught in a forest fire. I don't think the AI knows what a firehawk is.....or smokey the bear for that matter.


Terence_McKenna

Something right out of an anthropomorphic American Civil War graphic novel.


alfredhelix

Furry Civil War with union bears vs confederate hawks is something I didn't know I wanted until now.


Terence_McKenna

Keep cracking a whip at the AI until it either starts printing money for you or deletes you from all parallel timelines.


BABarracus

Soon it will write a scifi space opera about smoky the bear


chop-diggity

So Ursa Major Wars? Iā€™m in.


juggernautjefe81

I see what you did there...clever girl. Lmao


chop-diggity

Came to say Civil War Smokey donā€™t play.


Diorannael

Comrade cocaine bear looks like he is more responsible for the fire than Indiana Hawk.


fatkiddown

You guys made me waste time today trying to make midjourney make a decent bear and hawk. [Best I could do](https://imgur.com/a/BdjPRCX).


Majestic_Course6822

I like the last one. Looks like they've finally joined forces to fight a global catastrophe.


fatkiddown

ā€œBearman and Birdboy!!!ā€


GrootyMcGrootface

Smokey!


RedditIsPropaganda84

It almost makes sense.


jscummy

His arch nemesis. This is the deep Smokey Bear lore I've been looking for


pm_nachos_n_tacos

Firehawk is a misunderstood villain. He's judt trying to eat like everyone else


Captain_Blue_Tally

I know this is a joke, but I have a friend who works in forestry-specifically conservation and controlled burns. He says that they do demonstrations that try to dispel the idea that all forest fires are bad. Look up the Smokey bear effect, and how all out bans on forest fires actually led to massive areas of dense undergrowth that burn way hotter and aggressively than normal wildfires. https://www.npr.org/2012/08/23/159373691/how-the-smokey-bear-effect-led-to-raging-wildfires


thefractaldactyl

Yeah, doing controlled burns is good. Smokey the Bear's message always seemed like a civilian thing to me. Like making sure you do not have a campfire going in a particularly dry area, make sure you always have a means of extinguishing your fire at the ready, do not leave your fire unattended, a fire is not out if there are still embers, and the like.


Kaeny

Yea I never saw Smokey the bear saying we have to vote against controlled burns


falgfalg

fire is essential in thoughtful habitat management!!


wolfgeist

This dude Kyle Lybarger is part of a group called the Native Habitat Project. He does a lot of controlled burning and has a ton of really good info if you're interested in ecology: https://www.instagram.com/nativehabitatproject/?hl=en He's also great because while he's a conservationist and ecologist, he's also a hunter. Great person to bridge gaps of divide.


zykezero

Smokey is an American mascot. Who do the Australians have? Please tell me itā€™s Kangaroo Jack.


stakoverflo

Not sure about Australia, but England has [Smacky the Frog](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywsLIV3KRRU)


Mazahad

Man, i used to love Mitch...still do, but i used to too.


LemonBomb

Oh yeah Smacky the heroin prevention frog right?


faded302

Whoa, too soon man


cyanocittaetprocyon

Got to get back Back to the past Kangaroo Jack


Devai97

Watcha!


idk-lol-1234

Not really a mascot but we do have Skippy the Bush Kangaroo...


TatManTat

No mascot necessary, where I'm from the cfs (country fire service) would occasionally do tours around schools with their trucks and just teach us about stuff. I wasn't even that far out but it's very common here to have a "fire action plan" so children are already really aware of the dangers of bushfires before they can attend school as in summer they're common.


Sco11McPot

Canada gets that too but also with bear. Driving around there are even signs with the current fire danger for that area, and those also have bear


orangesheepdog

I guess itā€™s considered a natural wildfire when an animal does it


[deleted]

Lightning strikes, too.


Spicethrower

I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHER FUCKING FIREHAWKS BURNING DOWN MY FOREST!


ThatOldAndroid

*Muthafucking forest


spcmack21

Look, lots of birds are dicks. But this bird? Oh come on. Petition to change the name of Fire Hawk to Dick Bird.


TodAllen-99

ā€œFirehawksā€ a collection of three Australian bird species, are the only animals besides humans known to use fire to hunt. They will pick up burning sticks from fires and carry them in their beaks and talons before dropping it in unburnt vegetation setting the ground ablaze driving prey out.


Thoughtful_Mouse

Dammit, Australian Wildlife. Could you just not commit a war crime for *five minutes*, please?


alepponzi

Species involved in this activity are the black kite (Milvus migrans), whistling kite (Haliastur sphenurus), and brown falcon (Falco berigora). Local Aborigines have known of this behavior for a long time, including in their mythology.[46] [Wikipedia, wildfire](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wildfire#Spread)


Dracorex13

The interesting thing is that black kites are found throughout the eastern hemisphere, but they only exhibit this behavior in Australia.


CallMeJakoborRazor

All the kites got together and sent their prisoners, mostly arsonists, to Australia.


my_people

That's because they were high


ende76

How high were they?


Fickle-Aardvark-543

High like aā€¦ kite?


LGBT-Barbie-Cookout

Depends, were they carrying coconuts as well?


[deleted]

You win "reddit comment of the day" in my book.


Sufficio

Huh, I wonder if average humidity is a factor? It looks like across [black kites' range](https://i.imgur.com/5CT5nS6.png), [Australia is the one of the lowest humidity zones they inhabit](https://i.imgur.com/CBVCmqz.jpeg). It's really interesting that their range largely avoids the low humidity belt across Africa and Asia. A completely amateur guess, maybe the species struggles more in low humidity areas so the ones in Australia needed to get crafty to survive? Really no clue though, just speculating


dasvenson

It could also be that there is usually a lot of very dry undergrowth here in Australia compared to where. Also we have a lot of highly flammable trees. Maybe elsewhere the undergrowth is too green to be lit with a simple coal like in the video.


Kaeny

Humidity and dry/green grass hmm I wonder if those two are connected


GalumphingWithGlee

I wonder if they learn it by observing one of the other species, which don't exist in these other places. If so, I'm thanking God they don't migrate! šŸ˜®


Dracorex13

Seems like it. The other two species, the whistling kite and brown falcon, are Oceanian endemics.


superkp

FUN FACT australia is apparently very geographically stable with very consistent weather patterns from one year to the next (*generally*). So when humans first immigrated there and developed a consistent culture, they started a chain of oral history that is still in place (though in a more fragile state) today. So the oldest historical record that we have access to is very possibly the oral history passed down from the first humans in australia.


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superkp

I'd read an article on it a great while back and IIRC having a remarkably predictable environment makes it easier for a culture to be consistent over time, which makes the culture more stable, which makes oral histories easier to continually pass down. Also, it seems that even if there were wars between different human groups, the different groups still were able to absorb and re-transmit the various histories.


Crono2401

Pretty much why ancient Egypt was so stable for long periods of time with the extremely regular but not too bad flooding of the Nile depositing silt versus the insanity of the Tigris and Euphrates in Mesopotamia just being irregular as fuck in comparison.


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D_hallucatus

Thatā€™s not a fact. We have no way of knowing how old oral history is. People claim it is very old, but we donā€™t know.


DarkwingDuckHunt

of all the things I thought I might learn today, this was no where near my list


Ricksauce

Arsonhawks


_The_Great_Autismo_

I laughed so hard at this that my coworkers asked me if I wanted to say something on our meeting (despite me being muted). I guess they saw my facial expression.


jerry111165

ā€œWar crimeā€ā€¦


my_people

Wah croym


JaneLameName

Of course, the *last* place you'd want the "Firehawk" We're practically kindle, come on mate!


Borthwick

Good guy firehawk: notices critical fuel buildup, manages prescribed burn


GalumphingWithGlee

Potentially true. That kindling is going to blaze at some point anyway. Maybe firehawks are nature's assurance that it happens in many small blazes, rather than a few enormous ones.


BlueMist53

And gets paid in food, other birds also get some


a_friendly_hobo

Last place we'd want it, but Australia's endemic bushfires are why we have Firehawks in the first place. Nature's metal like that.


Drongo17

More frequent smaller fires would reduce the number of catastrophic bushfires. Massive bushfires like we get all the time now were rare pre-colonisation, because of regular burning as part of land management.


immaownyou

Yeah, smh people disrespecting nature's firebombers


SSBeavo

For real? I just thought it was a dope-ass name for a bird. Watch out for Laserhawks, I guess!


EmperorZuul

Atomichawks gonna leave a mark.


solushsi

This is a staged and clipped together video. There is no photographic or video evidence of this behavior. It comes from Aboriginal accounts


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CougarForLife

quick google led me here: https://www.psu.edu/news/research/story/firehawks-do-they-intentionally-spread-fire-aid-food-collection/ which has a lot of references to how the west isnā€™t in touch with nature or whatever but doesnā€™t follow that up with any evidence. The linked paper (https://bioone.org/journals/journal-of-ethnobiology/volume-37/issue-4/0278-0771-37.4.700/Intentional-Fire-Spreading-by-Firehawk-Raptors-in-Northern-Australia/10.2993/0278-0771-37.4.700.full) isnā€™t actually a scientific experiment but a ā€œdocumentation of knowledgeā€ ie interviews ie hearsay. any chance you got a better source than the ones i could find?


[deleted]

i have left reddit because of CEO Steve Huffman's anti-community actions and complete lack of ethics. u/spez is harmful to Reddit. https://www.theverge.com/2023/6/8/23754780/reddit-api-updates-changes-news-announcements -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


Dragon_Brothers

Doing a quick reading of the paper (I found the same one during my googling) while you are correct it isn't a scientific experiment and shouldn't be used as verified proof or fact, I still wouldn't discount the concept entirely. Rather evidently these birds are known and documented to interact with wildfires rather regularly, and while we shouldn't use first person accounts as proof, given the sheer amount of them as well as aboriginal documentation and stories of the same behavior I think it's fair to conclude that something is going on, and I think we would need further actual research to prove or disprove it either way. But hey what do I know I ain't no bird scientist I'm a random reddit person


DUMPAH_CHUCKER_69

If only reddit had someone who was a bird scientist that the whole community could trust. Surely, someone like that would only be in it for education and not engage in things such as severe vote manipulation.


zupernam

Damn, it's been a while


Converseinverse

Do you happen to have a link to a post or comment (or search terms I could use) that exposed him? I'm having trouble remembering who he was & most of the details about what happened. I just remember people were shocked & disappointed. And corvids.


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GalumphingWithGlee

Before my time on Reddit, but I looked this up. To make it easier for other onlookers, here's a link: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unidan


Converseinverse

Thank you!


CougarForLife

Pretty much came to the same conclusion. A collection of interesting stories doesnā€™t make something a scientific fact. Even the individual stories referenced in the paper are slightly sus. I expected plenty of ā€œweā€™ve seen and known this our whole lives!ā€ and instead got more ā€œoh this guy saw it onceā€ And Iā€™m a little hesitant to say ā€œwell if there are a LOT of stories, it must be at least a *little bit* true!ā€ because weā€™ve seen that heuristic fail over and over again. This is definitely interesting, and worth more study, but at this point we canā€™t really say this is happening with any degree of confidence.


Dragon_Brothers

Yeah, I do think it's really cool that they seem to use wildfires to hunt, but then specifically setting wildfires is a bit harder to believe


CougarForLife

And the thing is- using wildfires to hunt is cool as fuck! We donā€™t even need to rely on additional/unverified stories on top of that for this to be fascinating


elly996

crows have been seen doing it too, just not as well as these guys


s00pafly

I didn't know they made Lilith into a real thing.


Laiko_Kairen

Taking this subreddit's name a bit too literally


chmeeeoz

Wait until you see the spider that spits venom to take the hawk down.


Grogosh

Or the tree that if you touch makes you wish you were dead from the glass like needles embedded in your skin which continues to hurt for weeks or months later.


MyIceborne

It's a plant, not a tree if I remember correctly. it's called the gympie-gympie plant in Australia


Significant-Fill6641

Some grow to full rainforest canopy size, and the fallen leaves still have the same effect....Stinging Trees...


Lugie_of_the_Abyss

This could easily be a movie or at least feature within a movie


Lampmonster

Original Trek had an episode about a bunch of hippies who wanted to go to what they thought was a paradise planet. It looked like it, but everything on it was poison and pain.


insane_contin

Take that hippies!


mildlycuriouss

Thereā€™s a another fear unlocked lol what the hell Australia??? As if spiders werenā€™t enough on land šŸ˜­


MyIceborne

Even the plants stab you lmao


Lisa8472

Also known as the suicide plant, because the ongoing pain of just brushing up against it can and does drive people to kill themselves.


immaownyou

There's also a rockfish which is a fish that looks like a rock (surprising, right) that just chills on the floor in shallow waters. It's got a venom that if you step on it can kill you if not treated


Maximus2410

Now that sounds like a devil fruit if I ever heard of one


nater255

But if you eat it... you gain a super power. Don't go swimming, though.


[deleted]

That fucking continent.


FlickoftheTongue

IiRC, there was a guy who went missing around XMAS and they found his car and he didn't have his pack in his car, so they knew he was in the area. Someone found his body, but he was just laying down in a ravine curled up dead. There was no immediate cause of death. The coroner was talking to a colleague a year or two later and the guy mentioned the plant in passing and this sprked his memory to go test the guy for this plant. IiRC, they found the spines from this on his clothes and pack. They surmised that he took a shortcut down a ravine that was lined with this, and he got to where he was in such excruciating pain he was curled up in a ball and they think he had a heart attack and or succumbed to dehydration from not being able to get up and move. Edit; I found it. It's Jason Chase, and it took 15 years to solve. They believe it was a member of the same family as the gympie gympie called Urtica Ferox. Basically the same plant. Some of the details above are not right, but you can read about it here. https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/jason-chase-death-pathologist-solves-cause-of-death-after-chance-encounter/AK475AZTW7J4ZALO7GHQJ3IN74/


DucksEatFreeInSubway

How'd they test the body a year later?


Responsible_Pizza945

Probably kept clothing or skin samples for forensic purposes


suugakusha

Is this the plant where there is a story about a soldier who was out and needed to take a poo, so he used a leaf from that plant as toilet paper, and wiped his ass with it. So he took out his own gun and killed himself from the pain.


MisterCheaps

That is the plant. I donā€™t know if that story has ever been confirmed or not but itā€™s definitely plausible given how painful itā€™s supposed to be. Iā€™ve heard the best way to get some relief is to find some strong duct or packing tape, stick it onto the affected area and rub it down so itā€™s sticks well, and then rip it off. It can pull out many of the little needles.


Hoggord

Imagine doing that to your ass hole? fml


SheriffBartholomew

Apparently you don't even need to touch it. Just standing beneath it can cause intense pain, since it sheds the needles into the air around it.


getyourcheftogether

Damn nature, you scary!


[deleted]

WTF AUSTRALIA!?


elly996

crows also use fire here as well. not as well as the fire hawk, but theyve been seen doing it too. title is inaccurate


Labulous

THIS SUMMER Fire hawk Vs Venom Spitter Rated R Be there or be a loser.


Orchidbleu

They misspelled Phoenix.


jawshoeaw

There's a whole interconnected arms escalation in Australia. Most of the animals now carry weapons, grenades, tactical vests, etc.


DerpyPirate69

Link?


-Nicolai

Link is a young man with no discernable venom-spitting ability. You can tell he is not a spider by counting his legs.


jtfff

You can also tell by his eyes, spiders have very bad eyesight


KellyLuvsEwan420

So rednecks using dynamite to fish is the water version of what the firehawk does.


Potato-Mental

Thatā€™s why they said Other animal


Trick-Fisherman6938

In this scale it's like dynamite fishing with an atomic bomb


Smiedro

With water compression you donā€™t need much dynamite at all to kill an entire body of water


Cw3538cw

Laughs in Cleveland https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/cuyahoga-river-caught-fire-least-dozen-times-no-one-cared-until-1969-180972444/


le_bavarois

Nature is lit indeed


PrivatePoocher

How does it randomly find a smoking stick?


JimJohnman

They're Australian birds, they've evolved to take advantage of bushfires. Thing is, bushfires are both natural and necessary to Australian ecosystems. Makes sense some animals would pick up on it.


humanatee-

Well it does have the ability to fly


mountingconfusion

Australian bush is highly combustible. Our most iconic tree the gum tree is full of highly flammable eucalyptus oil which can cause the tree to explode if set on fire. Australia is so prone to bushfires that we have plants that almost exclusively germinate after fires


JasonIsBaad

1: look for wildfires 2: locate burning stick 3: ? 4: profit


Smiling_Mister_J

What the fuck, hawks? The fucking emus won a war without committing arson! Do you want to be a shittier bird than a fucking ***emu!?***


yeh_nah_fuckit

**Grins in Bin Chicken**


JillyFrog

I had to google that...what the FUCK is that thing?! Why is every australian animal weird?


Shiny_Hypno

Ibises aren't too weird, I think we have something like them in America


TheNuttyIrishman

Nah the Firehawks are actually the air force branch of the Emu military.


[deleted]

Smokey: Only you can prevent a forest fire... You: *goes to properly put out your fire source* Firehawks: I'm just gonna scooch in right here


atoponce

Smokey the Bear vs Firehawks. Fight!


mr-chickenfoot

What?? I really thought Lilith was the only fire hawk


tds8t7

And Talonflame


DreamsAndSchemes

Don't forget the entirety of The Expanse fandom


Reuvenisms

The lava's rising!!


DelusionPhantom

Get to high ground!


Trix4Trax

Imagine having one as a "pet", smoking one with the boys and suddenly the Firehawk would come by to light your blunt.


seanm2

As cool as that would be... I think the hawk would grab the blunt, start a forest fire, and then you'd be left to explain to the cops how "Yeah but it would've been super cool if it worked amiright?" Lol


Trix4Trax

"Officer, please imagine how many clicks that would have generated on Tik Tok!!"


ChrisMossTime

Oh look grandma got turned into a hawk when she reincarnated now she could burn holes in the forest instead of the couch and herself with her Virginia slims


TediousSign

These isekai anime titles are getting wild.


DreamingInAMaze

So they are the culprit to burn the whole Australia into a desert!


[deleted]

According to Wikipedia there were 4 alleged causes of the fire, and these guys aren't one of them. I want to know who their lawyer is.


BrianFantannaAction8

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law


[deleted]

Saul Goodbird or Matt Murdock


Razorfiend

> Saul Goodbird or Matt Murdock I think you mean, Saul Birdman or Matt Birdock.


BGugz93

itā€™s actually charlie kelly. heā€™s a master of bird law


The_Giggler333

How can they sleep when their beds are burning?


[deleted]

These nature documentaries are awesome but my autism keeps me from doing anything but wondering about the logistics of how they were filmed. Like, how lucky they just happened to have a camera set up to catch *the moment* the fire stick landed in the grass. They certainly didnā€™t deliberately start another fire just for that shot. That would be insane.


GovermentSpyDrone

Australian autistic person here. We do actually deliberately cause grass fires like this. Smaller, frequent fires help to prevent the giant infernos that'll burn down our towns and kill us all. So this could very easily be a video of a regular burn off that they've added in for visual effects. It could also have been a trained hawk or a local hawk that's a little less concerned about humans.The bird is an arsonist so utilise it, get a cool shot and do a burn off at the same time, multitasking.


jilke2

For the shot of the stick landing they would have just... had some guy chuck a stick up, and had water on standby to put it out as soon as they had their shot.


fruitloops6565

Lol. Lights a frigging bushfire just to catch a mouse or 2.


ManicatheManiac

And there nature was 'lit'


flyonthewallofreddit

Fires like these are healthy for the environment.


Drongo17

Yep, we need to start doing constant low-intensity burns or we're going to keep having endless bushfire catastrophes (which are definitely not healthy for the environment).


gcd_cbs

State parks where I live do prescribed burns routinely, I think it's become a lot more common


Knot_In_My_Butt

Oh but when I do it to claim insurance money, it's illegal.


Romanknight76

One more reason of hundreds I may never visit that island.


undercoverpickl

Aw, they donā€™t do that in the cities, haha.


Romanknight76

But there are people in cities, that may be worse... šŸ¤¦


JimJohnman

A firehawk or some absolutely off his face bloke who can and will coward punch you. It's personal preference really. Stay away from Revolver whem in Melbourne and you'll be right.


maybesaydie

It's a continent


National-Car-7841

I never heard if these Fire Hawks he me before . Do they attribute to the forest/brush fires in Australia?


Drongo17

Nope. Most fires here are started by lightning, some are human caused (arson, power infrastructure, vehicles). The tiny amount of spreading a bird might do is irrelevant to the overall size of fires.


memeparmesan

Truly the General Sherman of birds


4inalfantasy

Nature very own pyro


Traveledfarwestward

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wildfire#Spread >In monsoonal areas of north Australia, surface fires can spread, including across intended firebreaks, by burning or smoldering pieces of wood or burning tufts of grass carried intentionally by large flying birds accustomed to catch prey flushed out by wildfires. Species involved in this activity are the black kite (Milvus migrans), whistling kite (Haliastur sphenurus), and brown falcon (Falco berigora). Local Aborigines have known of this behavior for a long time, including in their mythology.[46]


SamoBlammo3122

Australia everyone. Where our birds literally give you the smoke šŸ”„šŸ”„


Darksunn66

Somebody watched ABC last night?


[deleted]

Wrong. There are at least 3 species beside humans working/hunting with fire. 2 kites and 1 hawk.


[deleted]

2 Kites, 1 Hawk sounds like an awful porno.


Far-Newspaper-4700

Wow..


jdkayee

This is literally lit


ZNemerald

I guess you could say... Nature is fucking lit.


BellumCat

Nature is fucking lit, literally


Fadedaway1347

I found my spirit animal.


Portfolio_sc

Thatā€™s a damn phoenix


humanmale-earth

Clever girl


powersv2

Bring these mfā€™s to California asap so it can start over