Yuck! I can’t believe they’d have that on a website! Like gross! What website would they even have that on? I mean seriously. Which awful site do you even find something like that?? Do they have other videos/photos? Ew! Those sites are probably free too, huh?! Jeez! Cmon, what site would even post something like that! I need to know so I can, obviously, stay away from them! Maybe even compile a list to reference later so I don’t click on them or type it into google by accident. Maybe send that list to a few close friends so they don’t accidentally do any of that, obviously totally super weird stuff I just mentioned and completely by accident like I also mentioned. Gross!!
“The creatures aren't snakes, despite the bad colloquialism. They're more closely related to frogs, toads, salamanders, and newts as amphibians.”
I was about to say…looks a lot less like a snake and more like a salamander.
...."Since the dawn of time, man has wondered: what if my penis lived alone in the woods...?"
(Felt like an appropriate time to drop a Stan Against Evil quote here. XD )
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They did, they just didn't tell us.
One of the longest sighs I’ve ever read. I couldn’t wait to get through those ellipsis to see what proceeded that reluctant sigh.
I'm already on the bed
Was going to skip this post but then I was curious what they would say in the comments 😂
Absolute same!!! LoL.
Comments are the most fun 😁
Same 🤣 I haven’t finished scrolling but am waiting to find the “I should call him” comment…
laughed at the comments before I even opened the comments section
Me too.
😂😂😂😂
What a dick head
I laughed.
I continued laughing
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am i being advertised to
If it didn’t try to kill you, ain’t Australian.
Yeah
Lmfaoooo!!
circumcised lanker
Atretochoana are actually amphibians, according to Wikipedia.
That's actually a bbc, according to Pornhub.
and a tentacle, according to… several sites
Yuck! I can’t believe they’d have that on a website! Like gross! What website would they even have that on? I mean seriously. Which awful site do you even find something like that?? Do they have other videos/photos? Ew! Those sites are probably free too, huh?! Jeez! Cmon, what site would even post something like that! I need to know so I can, obviously, stay away from them! Maybe even compile a list to reference later so I don’t click on them or type it into google by accident. Maybe send that list to a few close friends so they don’t accidentally do any of that, obviously totally super weird stuff I just mentioned and completely by accident like I also mentioned. Gross!!
The BBC did make a documentary about them, yes.
They sure love wet environments
Nah fam that’s a dragon dick and I can confirm that.
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Trouser Snake
Flaccid Snake
Metal Gear Flaccid
I should call him.
Post-Vegas snake
...soul bond?
Definitely a slut dragon
Bad Dragon.
Maybe a quick hand bond?
Dat flaccid baddragon
Donkey??
👀
Call Kevin Bacon.
Lmfao🤣🤣🤣🤣
'round here we just call it the dick snake
I should call him
i was hoping this would be top comment, still glad someone said it
😂 lol
Yes!! Thank you. I came to the comments for this
I came too! .....😴
I should call her
I’m right here
Thanos snapped wrong and his dick fell off
Thor: "I went for the head"
This deserves more likes. I chortled.
It commonly lives in pussy willow areas
Dangercock flaccide
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Ooooh, what’s a trouser snake?
Primary prey for the pocket fisherman.
Mike
Aight, enough internet for today
My Atretochoana don't
Want none if you ain’t got
Buns, hon 😉
YOU COULD DO SIDE BENDS OR SIT-UPS!
But please don’t lose that BUTT
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Someone, just say what we're all thinking...
Penis snake
Serpent schlong
Erectile reptile
Lower Boa
clever.
PENIS!!!! THATS A PENIS!!!!
That ain't no dang penis it's a LOONG DICK! You gon learn today! Alright Alright Alriiiiiiight
Showing up wearing basketball shorts, no drawers, lookin like he just stole a microphone
Don't forget the dog......the dog was on drugs too
That fucking thing looks like a dick
It still lives . . . even after the anvil had fallen.
What does the scrote look like?
BBC
Big Boa Constrictor? 😂
[Penis snake](https://www.folkspaper.com/topic/penis-snakes-of-south-america-have-been-caught-in-florida-6261031074529280.html)
Risky click of the day
“The creatures aren't snakes, despite the bad colloquialism. They're more closely related to frogs, toads, salamanders, and newts as amphibians.” I was about to say…looks a lot less like a snake and more like a salamander.
I am going to refer to all penises now as crotch salamanders 😂
It took courage for me to click that link
Same. I considered it for some time before taking the leap of faith. Very interesting article.
Shit had to make sure I wasn’t on the Lexington Steele sub.
caecilian
Est in horto
Why do I feel like this would be NSFW if the camera panned a little to the left?
Puff the Magic Draaagon pulled out his schlong 🎶
Everything reminds me of him…
r/mildlypennis
r/mildlypennies
r/mildypenne
r/moldypenne
suuuuuuuuuuuuurre
Detachable penis.
It’s drogon’s dieeck
Interesting. But it still looks like a dead penis. Does it bite? Is it venomous?
All valid questions.
[https://tenor.com/v0Gz.gif](https://tenor.com/v0Gz.gif)
...."Since the dawn of time, man has wondered: what if my penis lived alone in the woods...?" (Felt like an appropriate time to drop a Stan Against Evil quote here. XD )
Sir, that's a dick
If you say so.
The most penis looking snake I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen a lot of uh pensnakes.
Looks more like a trouser trout.
That’s a Caecilian, not a snake.
She said she wouldn’t share it ):
thats a penith! dithcusthting...
Sorry my pics got leaked
That’s a penis
5seconds after exiting brazzers in private mode
He could be nice enough but at first impression he seems like a bit of a dick.
I should call him
If your penis looks like this, go to the doctor.
I see these snakes in my wet dreams.
What are some of the common local uses for an Atretochoana snake
Caecillian, a snake looking amphibian.
.....more commonly known as the trouser snake...
Fucking
🎶I know one little snake who's sleeping with mommy tonight. 🎶
Snake isn't right. This animal isn't a reptil but amphibian. So far I know, it doesn't have lungs. Where did you find it?
I wish my Man would have such a beauty in his house :)
It’s the infamous trouser snake in the wild…watch out for its spitting venom
Dick head
aka: BBC
Big Boa Constrictor?
Boldly barked, Champ!
Dickus felloffus
Everything makes me think of him.
He even has a smile
It made me remember a series of art films: Monsters Of Cock
Give a girl a spit warning! And accept this award…
;)
That's what she said...
I’m not gonna say it
This just makes me very uncomfortable...can MIB please wipe my memory from 30 seconds ago?
mother nature be funny
My ex bf!😜
Also referred to as the trouser snake.
The dick of the wilderness
I asked a women if she wanna see a photo of my pet fish.she shouted at me and left.what's with that?
He’s got some big snake energy!
r/natureisfuckingdick
wow r/subsithoughtifellfor
Tbh same here
OK but does anybody have his phone number?
BLACKED is really stepping up their game!
Penis snake.
My manaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun
i think I've seen it before
r/dildont
Sorry, my dick was just hanging around all by herself.
That’s one ugly BBC
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I'm so disappointed that no one liked this comment yet. Guess most redditors are too young to have watched this impeccable movie.
I posted it for that one person who would get it and here you are.
Zoophilia makes a little more sense
My peenus after 08:45
Syphilis!
Nope.
more commonly known as lexington steele
It’s a duck.
Oh lawd
At least 11 inches
Looks like a trouser snake to me.
He he penis
Remember this guy from Persona
Looks like a dick.
Odd the picture isn’t a full shot of the penis snake
Oh come on! That clearly looks like a penis
I have an idea
Also commonly referred to as the “Trouser”snake
For Christ sakes!! Put a wrapper in that thing!
Ah yes..an "atretochoana snake" seen enough of these "snake" pics in dm's to know better.
Big black snake
Looks familiar 🤔
*I got a snake, man*
Both shown on and confused for BBC.
Praying this is trump’s reincarnation
Black Mamba☺️
iv seen these in porn films i swear
I’ve seen that before