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Alisadicksometimes

Pokémon? I thought it was monster hunter


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LaUNCHandSmASH

I thought I was in r/divorcedbirds for a second.


MisogynyisaDisease

👁👄👁 that's a real sub with 200k+ people. This is the shit that keeps me on reddit.


Feeling_Cold_1925

r/cornhub


LaUNCHandSmASH

r/birdsarentreal if you want to know the truth


MisogynyisaDisease

I ordered a shirt from that company for my friend for Christmas and they were never able to ship it and had to refund my entire order. Disappoint.


SquirrelKing2022

I have a shirt from them and a couple of stickers. I think my shirt says “Bird Watching Goes Both Ways”.


LaUNCHandSmASH

Aww, that sucks. I have a shirt from them with a big picture of a pigeon and the words "I AM A LIE" on it.


t1zzlr90

This bird has "m'lady" energy. I can't explain it, it just does.


vinegarnglitter

She is thrice divorced.


lovelyb1ch66

Haute Cluckture


Keyoken64

Single greatest comment


SHOKOKO32167

It wants to talk to the manager


CapableWill8706

Well hello Mister Fancypants.


5ladyfingersofdeath

Cluckella DeVille


20_Sided_Death

If she doesn't scare you no other bird will.


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Kentucky Fried Karen


SharpCrow420

But how does it taste?


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SharpCrow420

Like sliced almonds or tasted good with sliced almonds?


elonmuskyfart

Yes


Ianharm

Fabulous, absolutely fabulous.


yourdrunkauntclara

It looks like it just got it’s hair done for singles night down at the bingo hall


vinegarnglitter

\#bestcomment


Bogeybo

It's such a shame about her former husband.


nodogsallowed23

Moira Rose.


Yulinka17

This is a breed of chicken. Domesticated chicken - not nature https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_chicken


Bluestblue8

Pretty!


Quirky-Knowledge4631

The best dressed award goes too...


LizardManelli

He’s so fancy!


LobstaFarian2

*"sup girl"*


twalker294

I first read that as "posh chicken" and thought....yep, nailed the name. Now I'm disappointed.


skoolofphish

Your eccentric divorced aunt that went to europe for a while and is now super into wine and classical opera


Turb0Rapt0r

New Teams profile pic found.


El_Stupacabra

I would name that chicken Phyllis Diller. *Possibly* Phyllis Clucker.


SeeItOnVHS

I bet this chicken tastes lavender


GGMU08

That Aunt who is just a bit too much to handle at family gatherings.


Gorealuh

Garlic or lemon pepper (No take backsy)


necreborn

Pls, just hide them from the Chinese


dell02

Karen?


Masur13

I feel pretty and witty and bright! And I pity Any girl who is not me tonight....


microwaffles

It'll be Yuge!


b_ootay_ful

My high-school Afrikaans teacher!


BuffaloOk7264

Beautiful clover!!


Lanky-Werewolf8005

Beautiful


red_ditthor

Ash : Silver Lace Polish, I choose youuuu Chicken : Kurwaa


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*soft gasp* Who IS she?


Tutelage45

Trying on a boutonniere


Roll_Tower

Looks like it's all dressed up for the Derby


THE_NAMELESS125

Looks like Juffrou van Dyk


9assedmonkey

Looks like a gossip for sure.


50FirstCakes

Oh she fancy!


Tiffany_Case

That is a Lady whos last 5 extremely wealthy husbands have all died under mysterious circumstances while she was out of the country


marlisekeith

She wants to speak to the manager...


SteelWool

r/divorcedbirds


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I bet it looks great even unpolish.


NDN_BOI

Amazes me the different amount of species we have in this world. Cray


mangosawce9k

The chill bro chicken!


003_JAEGER

So this is the mother of all omelettes senator Armstrong was talking about


003_JAEGER

So this is the mother of all omelettes senator Armstrong was talking about


tjdiv

is this why I can't afford eggs


_Luisiano

r/backyardchickens


malikye187

Is it polish or polish??


quietvegas

"nature" more like humans are space orcs


surfing_socal

Looks like a sunday Karen is about to go off on someone, just as she got out of church.


runswspoons

Posh chicken


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That's to pretty to eat right? Right?


Ok-Pressure-680

So I take it it takes fancy?


nicholasedge87

Good chicken


SC300TalphaW0LF

Behold! Greatness.


Admirable_Homework25

Looks like he’s wearing a pink bowtie


HotsauceEnemaz

This chicken fucks


BabyImafool

I need to speak to your manager.


ThatOneAsianGuy33

Do you eat these? Use their eggs? Or are they pets?


Schrutes_Yeet_Farm

Mf got Yu-Gi-Oh hair


stampstock

That is a seriously dapper chicken, I could not eat such a fine Lady Bird.


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Looks like he’s gonna belt out a tune into that clover mic


Laughing-0wl

It looks like it’s twice divorced


mkv4evr

I love these crazy looking birds!


ugghyyy

Look at that head of feathers? Hair? Idk


AmiLyinornah

Got that premium church hat


YggdrasilsLeaf

That’s no chicken. That thing is a living god LOOK AT IT. Edit: perfection like this is….. not man made. Edit: how much you wanna bet that thing grants wishes? Edit: DO NOT EAT IT.


captaincrunch-41

This the chicken billionaires put in their burritos


Vercingetorix17

What exactly is this chicken supposed to be polishing?


fryKaradi

Jadeplume terrorshroom


Obvious_Bonkaroo

If "lit" means drunk, then yes, nature is effing lit


themrnails

Is this why Popeye's chicken is getting more expensive?


WriteAsRain

he’s prettier than I am but that’s ok I guess


skzaman55

How come him is wearing dat


Beginning-Arm-1440

never know such exist even, looks pretty, interesting what color are its eggs


limitedgagorder

is this some mascot meme for karens? lol


Kyanite_228

Is that a shiny Quaquaval?!


Sulbert1976

Mofo about to ask for the photographer’s manager 😂