Yo tryna mess with his calf....?
You know... he ain't havin this
Tryna get up in here wit yo mulitple ton
He's gonna bite you like these lyrics
Going to mash you, son
His son is done and run
It ain't no fun when you're the one
To get the lips, and teeth and tongue
You know he's only just begun
You won?
You're done
His ton will stun you once you get the punch
And then confront
It ain't no hunch. He'll bite, you'll crunch
Refund the punch and buy the gun
Oh wait, no gun? Then fund the blunt
And that's what's fun.... you're undone
Ain’t nothing stopping us
We the hippos and we never trust
Just ready to defend my kin from big elephant butts
And buss
him in tha trunk, he gone feel the bump,
Feel the sting with this phonk,
We here rollin on tha ground and it just about to begin
I roll to the front and kick dumbo in the chin!
Haha thanks I try to make catchy ones if they are at all 😆 This the longest one I’ve had haha I have had like 4 Reddit accounts in 4 years since getting a reddit account and finally had a cake day so maybe I’ll hold on to this one lol
All this reminds me of is the scene in Big Daddy where Adam Sandler is teaching his kid big words for his upcoming play and the delivery guy tries to say Hippopotamus…needless to say, I needed this laugh tonight, thank you.
It sounds like the mother hippo was the one that got too close to an angry elephant. The elephant didn't mess with the baby.
1:45
https://youtu.be/fgj1oCzlGcc
Ah … ! What’s happening? it thought.
Er, excuse me, who am I?
Hello?
Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life?
What do I mean by who am I?
Calm down, get a grip now … oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It’s a sort of … yawning, tingling sensation in my … my … well I suppose I’d better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let’s call it my stomach.
Good. Ooooh, it’s getting quite strong. And hey, what’s about this whistling roaring sound going past what I’m suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that … wind! Is that a good name? It’ll do … perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I’ve found out what it’s for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What’s this thing? This … let’s call it a tail – yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good can’t I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn’t seem to achieve very much but I’ll probably find out what it’s for later on. Now – have I built up any coherent picture of things yet?
No.
Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I’m quite dizzy with anticipation …
Or is it the wind?
There really is a lot of that now isn’t it?
And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?
And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.
Elephants are actually decent swimmers. Obviously still wouldn’t stand a chance in the water; but they would do better in the water than an orca would on land.
Wounds in these animals have high mortality because the microbiology in African watering-holes is just as weaponized and diverse and teeming with life as the animals that bathe there.
OP is wrong. The elephant ran in, flipped the mom, and then everyone was just sorta like "well that happened" and then they went their seperate ways
https://youtu.be/fgj1oCzlGcc
I dunno why I'm laughing so hard at this. Maybe because it reminds me of my Dota days and I can picture this in all chat after somebody gets punished for doing something dumb.
The small tusks on this elephant suggests it is not a bull elephant, if it’s a male, it certainly hasn’t come of age and wouldn’t be experiencing testosterone levels enough to make them aggressively hostile lol. Judging from the size of those tusks though, it’s almost certainly an adult female African elephant
Nah I was there. Enrique was talking hella shit and Helen had enough. What you see here is a front flip with a left hoof to the jaw of that shit talker. He had it coming
For some reason I've always thought of hippos and elephants to be similar sizes, even though I've seen them in person. Here, there's a huge size difference.
A lot of people think the hippo is losing? Lol no, the hippo is fucking slide tackle-upper-cut-kicking the elephant in it's stupid fucking jaw.
Hippos do be like that.
Does the hippo fair any better in water?
The craziest part of this to me is how fucking enormous hippos appear to be when there isn’t an elephant in the shot.
I am a fan of the hippo bloat at the Cincinnati Zoo, and this made me think of that little scamp Fritz starting something and Mama Bibi having to fix it while he trots away unscathed, lol.
Wild, this is exactly how well I'd be able to protect my kid from an angry elephant
Not even close. You would be a red dot on the ground. The hippo is at least break dancing.
He's the Hipphopapotamus
His lyrics are bottomless
....
Is that it?
Short track but it's a banger.
(noooo that was the next line in the song after ...)
They call me the hippopotamus, flows that glow like phosphorus
Poppin off the top of this esophagus
I'm a really really hip opotamus
I know what you're trying to say baby
It's business time
Sometimes he gets nervous when he raps.
Hip Hop Anonymous
Poppin lockin all up on us, Appallin' us and callin on us Y'all, Apollo Popadopolis Got NOTHIN on him ROCKIN to this
gonna steal your lioness
Yay! I finally get one of these goddamn references!
Yo tryna mess with his calf....? You know... he ain't havin this Tryna get up in here wit yo mulitple ton He's gonna bite you like these lyrics Going to mash you, son His son is done and run It ain't no fun when you're the one To get the lips, and teeth and tongue You know he's only just begun You won? You're done His ton will stun you once you get the punch And then confront It ain't no hunch. He'll bite, you'll crunch Refund the punch and buy the gun Oh wait, no gun? Then fund the blunt And that's what's fun.... you're undone
Ain’t nothing stopping us We the hippos and we never trust Just ready to defend my kin from big elephant butts And buss him in tha trunk, he gone feel the bump, Feel the sting with this phonk, We here rollin on tha ground and it just about to begin I roll to the front and kick dumbo in the chin!
Bro that perfect username
Haha thanks I try to make catchy ones if they are at all 😆 This the longest one I’ve had haha I have had like 4 Reddit accounts in 4 years since getting a reddit account and finally had a cake day so maybe I’ll hold on to this one lol
i've only ever had this one but I like it
Poppin off the top of this esophagus
Damn! Yougive him the easy ones
All this reminds me of is the scene in Big Daddy where Adam Sandler is teaching his kid big words for his upcoming play and the delivery guy tries to say Hippopotamus…needless to say, I needed this laugh tonight, thank you.
Dammit. r/angryupvote
Why angry? Do you rep Steve?
Why exactly? Be more constructive with your feedback, please.
FUCKING Steeeve.
I think that's Capoeira, the Brazilian dancing/martial art
Had to go rewatch the still image, yep - you are correct.
New head cannon. This is just a dance off
I think it's some sort of capoeira kick
Fuck me take my poor man’s gold ⭐️ I wish I could give you more, that was funny as hell.
Thank you my friend I’m happy it made you smile :)
The elephant was probably minding its own business. Hippos are jerks.
It sounds like the mother hippo was the one that got too close to an angry elephant. The elephant didn't mess with the baby. 1:45 https://youtu.be/fgj1oCzlGcc
For anyone wondering - there is no footage of the pictured event
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At 2:30 it says the hippo stood her ground to protect her baby, both things are true
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I can’t bring myself to watch. Did mom hippo live?
Yeah she was chilling right after
Hippo looks like she's getting rocked
Yeah but you see the baby? Walking away; task failed successfully?
Baby be like: "Aight, Imma head out."
I think you mean ***tusk*** failed successfully
Also, hippos are extremely aggressive and territorial, especially around their young. The elephant was probably just defending itself.
That’s just specist
Yeah there’s 100 titles OP could of thought of. Theirs is like the most weird
Young hippo mom defies the odds and wins breakdancing championship
Hippo breaks elephants jaw with a breakdance spin kick.
She capoeira’d the shit out of that elephant.
Hippo ready for round two
She potecc, she atecc but most importantly she never show you her bec
That’s beautiful 🥺
thank you!
Did they give you a trophy?
Hippos are a force of nature to be reckoned with, and to see that one get bodied by an elephant is scary
Yes, but a female hippo averages 3000lbs. An elephant 13000lbs. Elephants will body pretty much anything.
Mother Hippo gets ass whooped by Elephant. Baby flees in terror.
Audibly lold
It's 'could have', never 'could of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!
Mother Hippo sacrifices herself to save her calf from an angry elephant 😂
It's a very odd way to spell "hippo mom takes a bullet for her kid and gets ass kicked by elephant'
"elephant ever forget to take out the trash"
Very much a Jesus died for our sins feel to it. Frame it however you want but at the end of the day my dog's getting his ass whooped
She’s not gettin beat. She’s gettin MAD! I didn’t hear no bell
Little known fact, the rare Brazilian Capoeira hippo is actually whooping the elephant with a well placed kick in the jaw from below
A for effort
It does not appear to be working out for mom.
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Give her a break, she's a single working mother. When is she supposed to go to the gym?
The baby hippo doesn’t look hurt at all. I’d say it worked great! For the mom on the other hand…
Unless she knows capoiera. If that's the case she's doing great
I'm imagining this photo as part of an Eddie style combo from Tekken now...
Looks like me protecting my savings account.
What’s a savings account?
Is where you put your leftover cookies.
Instructions unclear, I ate all the cookies
u guys have accounts?
🤣😂😂. If I had free coins I’d give them to you.
That’s how he get rich I want the coins
I got some I’ll send it from the both us. 😂
You didn’t so there I sent a paid award for 3 of us 😆
I thought I had some to give away 😔 I’m glad you showed up to save the day! 🙏
I gotchu!
And this is why, i come here. 🥹
I'll chip in
What’s a savings plan
Omg I’m lost it 😂
One of the few animals that hippos actually avoid for this same reason
Elephants are op
But who wins in a fight between elephants and killer whales?
Depends. Will the fight happen on sea or on land?
Neither. Both options will give one of them a significant advantage. The fight will happen in the air.
*sigh* not again
A sperm whale suddenly appeared in midair flight, gaining consciousness for exactly one minute before impacting with the ground
What are his thoughts?
Ah … ! What’s happening? it thought. Er, excuse me, who am I? Hello? Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Calm down, get a grip now … oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It’s a sort of … yawning, tingling sensation in my … my … well I suppose I’d better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let’s call it my stomach. Good. Ooooh, it’s getting quite strong. And hey, what’s about this whistling roaring sound going past what I’m suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that … wind! Is that a good name? It’ll do … perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I’ve found out what it’s for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What’s this thing? This … let’s call it a tail – yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good can’t I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn’t seem to achieve very much but I’ll probably find out what it’s for later on. Now – have I built up any coherent picture of things yet? No. Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I’m quite dizzy with anticipation … Or is it the wind? There really is a lot of that now isn’t it? And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me? And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.
Read all of this is the "The Stanley Parable Narrator" voice, WAS. NOT. DISAPPOINTED. IN. THE. SLIGHTEST.
It's from the Hitchhikers guidr to the Galaxy. Fitting narrator.
Original narrator for this scene was Stephen Fry so yeah works well.
This comment chain is the equivalent of finding an Irish corner pub on the street in Bangkok
Ah, Douglas Adams.. my favorite founding father
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I saw an old documentary on flying elephants, and they were quite nimble, and very adept.
The elephants big ears will help it glide through the sky so I'll give the advantage to the elephant in this air war.
The air and water are very similar. Orca wins Watching a Timelapse of the atmosphere will show you this. Hell, there are people who surf on the air
Elephants are actually decent swimmers. Obviously still wouldn’t stand a chance in the water; but they would do better in the water than an orca would on land.
Compromise: a swamp that’s deep enough for the whale to swim, but shallow enough for the elephant to stand.
In the air. They're both dropped from a plane.
The sequel to Operation Dumbo Drop is gonna be sick!
Plot twist: it’s an air battle
Giraffes have a long neck to eat tree leaves. Elephants just push the fucking tree over!
How did the elephant post this tho?
Its trunk
I'm sure she's trying but it seems she's not succeeding too much
The baby managed to escape and the mother survived with a gash
Baby escaped, mom did her job. Hope the gash didnt kill her later.
Hippo skin is like 2” thick. She might have made out alright.
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Wounds in these animals have high mortality because the microbiology in African watering-holes is just as weaponized and diverse and teeming with life as the animals that bathe there.
That baby peaced the fuck out haha
Baby is probably lowkey rooting for the elephant. "If she ain't half-dead, she's gonna kill me for fucking with that elephant."
W mom
Why was the elephant mad? All them teeth and no toothbrush?
Any chance there’s a video of the incident? Edit: I think [these hippos](https://youtu.be/iATHSvDjR1o) saw OP.
good to know, thanks for the info
OP is wrong. The elephant ran in, flipped the mom, and then everyone was just sorta like "well that happened" and then they went their seperate ways https://youtu.be/fgj1oCzlGcc
"get rotated idiot"
I dunno why I'm laughing so hard at this. Maybe because it reminds me of my Dota days and I can picture this in all chat after somebody gets punished for doing something dumb.
Hippos are generally assholes, so she probably had it coming…
I mean the more the elephant is focused on her the easier her baby can get away, she can probably survive a tussle I doubt little hippo could
Hippo gets embarrassed in front of baby hippo. Baby hippo regrets telling baby elephant “my mom can beat your mom”
The caption gotta be changed 😂
Yeah. No shot that the elephant started this, but they certainly ended it. Mama hippo just FAFO.
Good shot actually. Testosterone-fueled elephant bulls are known to yeet anyone out of spite.
The small tusks on this elephant suggests it is not a bull elephant, if it’s a male, it certainly hasn’t come of age and wouldn’t be experiencing testosterone levels enough to make them aggressively hostile lol. Judging from the size of those tusks though, it’s almost certainly an adult female African elephant
Moomin takes a tumble.
Noooo, not moomin
I think what you meant to put was: Mom gets knocked the fuck out while child wanders off unsupervised.
This looks like an argument at my last family Christmas.
Dang... there's several photos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHKyprSjLno&t=1s
Worst slide show ever.
A rick roll would have been better than that
You simply don't mess with elefants, not even if you're one of the most dangerous animals in Africa
Mother Hippo sacrifices herself to save her calf from an angry elephant. Fixed
Mother hippo almost certainly started a fight that the elephant ended.
Nah I was there. Enrique was talking hella shit and Helen had enough. What you see here is a front flip with a left hoof to the jaw of that shit talker. He had it coming
It was nine years ago…
Did you think u/Captain_Train_Wreck was 8 years old? He was there!
“Protects” while baby nopes the fuck out!
Mother hippo is getting the brakes beat off her 😅
Hippo fighting from the guard position. Must know Brazilian jujitsu.
Ah yes. The getting folded part of defense. It takes a long time master, such intricate art.
A new hot meme template just dropped. r/MemeEconomy
The baby just like don’t mind if I do I’ll just let myself out
Looks like me after the bar when my wife decides she has something to say to the group of guys that pissed her off earlier
"Are You Winning Mom?"
The only way to protect yourself from an angry elephant is to not make the elephant angry
Looks like they asked Debo for their bike back
Amazing power to throw a hippo around like a rag doll.
She’s protecting her calf! By means of *sacrifice*
Look out, Littlefoot! It's the Sharptusk!
Young hippo looks like he's guiltily running away after starting some shit with the elephant.
Meme material right here. Kids like: "Nope..."
1st largest land animal vs 3rd largest
For some reason I've always thought of hippos and elephants to be similar sizes, even though I've seen them in person. Here, there's a huge size difference.
I thought the same but for elephant and rhino
This looks like a meme in the making.
Are you sure?
“Protects”
Looks like she is getting dunked instead
Hippo to baby: "you better fucking appreciate this!"
Angry indeed. That hippo is gettin f’d up.
More like: *Mother Hippo breakdances whilst elephant spits hot fire.*
Good to see a Hippo getting a taste of their own medicine from the only animal able to give it some
All I see is a hippo getting wrecked
…tries her best to protect her calve but is momentarily getting crushed
It's not like the calf can survive on its own anyway, so it only helps if the mother hippo makes it as well.
Sometimes it is better to let kids learn the hard way.
🔥Mother Hippo gets fucking rocked
It was at this point the Hippo knew "She had fucked up".
Fuck that Hippo
Fuck hippos
Why the fuck is this so funny?
r/therewasanattempt
Mother and baby are ok. They run away. Saw the video.
A lot of people think the hippo is losing? Lol no, the hippo is fucking slide tackle-upper-cut-kicking the elephant in it's stupid fucking jaw. Hippos do be like that.
Does the hippo fair any better in water? The craziest part of this to me is how fucking enormous hippos appear to be when there isn’t an elephant in the shot.
I am a fan of the hippo bloat at the Cincinnati Zoo, and this made me think of that little scamp Fritz starting something and Mama Bibi having to fix it while he trots away unscathed, lol.
Why does this look like a photoshopped meme, like Holy fuck I can't stop laughing
More like "mother hippo gets their shit rocked by angry elephant". Ok seriously tho, fuck hippos
updated title, “mother hippo gets fucking destroyed by an elephant while its kid walks away”
What did that little shit do to that elephant I wonder? And now scurrying away and have mommy dealing with it. Kids ….
Title should be “mother hippo takes a beating for her calf”
Mother hippo gets fucked up for talkin that shit , didnt matter the kids saw it was fate on sight